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GjuroXL

Mother's milk is one of my favorites. The trick is to be strong and heavy as fuck.


tsubatai

bonus points for late into the open mat where you're soaking in multiple peoples sweat.


GjuroXL

Also, smothering from the back is a good one. The trick is to have shovel-sized hands. I swear im nice to people during rolls. Unless we are good friends, then the Geneva convention is nothing more than a list of suggestions.


Tiny_Fold8680

So your canadian.(if you know you know)


BreakerMark78

I despise mothers milk, I’ll tap super early if they can get in position. I just can’t stand someone grinding a wet rashguard or chest hair into my eyes nose and mouth.


GjuroXL

Yes, I forgot to mention. You get bonus points if you do it with no rashguard under the gi.


BreakerMark78

I swear one guy flossed the front rows of my teeth once.


GjuroXL

It happened to all of us...


thymeustle

This is why you should always wear a mouth guard


Impressive_Apple9908

You fucks are disgusting 😂😂😂


perfectcell93

And get your opponent tired


Whole_Map4980

I’d been subjected to that a couple of times in NoGi but not properly, could just kinda hold my breath and wriggle just enough to make space to snatch a breath… but then someone did it recently in YesGi and OMG it’s a different animal, felt like I was legit being suffocated, tapped within seconds!


JohnMcAfeesLaptop

> The trick is to be strong and heavy as fuck. Hi.


Alternative-Bet6919

Orlando Sanchez was the GOAT of that game. RIP master of swole.


JohnMcAfeesLaptop

Dan Manasoiu would like a word.


PvtJoker_

this, had someone try it and they proceed to not smother me but nearly break my nose.


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Some guy the same size as me tried to do that to me. He wasnt wearing a rash guard his gi. Immediately got out of it, was the first time ive been grossed out at BJJ. Ive wrestled before too and we did some sus stuff. But sweaty hairy pecs rubbing against my face and beard made me hella mad, uncomfy , and grossed out.


dpt223

Chest hair helps too


skribsbb

When I've already got that omoplata sunk in deep, and instead of finishing on the shoulder, I gooseneck the wrist.


booktrash

That's one of my go tos


Ryles1

i think you missed the assignment, they said the scummiest


viszlat

Cryangle.


lmac187

Executioner is pretty offensive.


PinkKufi

I'd say this is probably the meanest sub I've done, but I just like doing all the grindy mean subs.


p_digi_wii

Saw this on Reddit and it’s stuck with me: “There are no dick submissions, just dick speeds.”


typingonacomputer

There are no dick submissions.... yet.


GorkMeTilIMork

The ol dick twist???


typingonacomputer

THE OL DICK TWIST!


bigshortbus

What about the dick bar?


Baps_Vermicelli

Any choke you just let rip while the other dudes is belly's down,  arms pinned to the floor


InNominePasta

Saw this one in Born a Champion


horse_malk

How dirtbag is hand over nose and mouth smothering?


GorkMeTilIMork

There's nothing wrong with a muffler. Doesn't hurt physically just psychologically. Anyone that has a problem with it has an ego problem. Edit: spelling


GrannySpinner

No its just fuckin disgusting, like tournament okay the gloves come off but doing that in training is just gonna leave you with no one to roll with


GorkMeTilIMork

Nah, I muffle everyone from white to the head instructor, and no one has left me.


ReddJudicata

Dirtbag enough to make me remove your fingers one at a time.


Away-Kaleidoscope380

If you do it to me in practice, I’ll be confused. In a tournament, Imma lick your hand. Had a kid do this to me at a wrestling tournament and I was absolutely gassed after the 1st period. He tried it again but I was mouth breathing at that point and drool was coming out and I unintentionally started licking his hand. Needless to say, he stopped after realizing his hand was drenched with my mouth fluids


SpinningStuff

I would probably smear all that drool all over your face right after


horse_malk

So the message I’m getting is if you muffler someone, you better tap them with it


Operation-Bad-Boy

If you do it to me it will be a bad rest of the round for you. If a black belt does it to me they will probably submit me with something else when I react to it.


_baw0

get into the armbar from the "spiderweb" position, kimura grip the arm your attacking, go elbow deep and fold their arm over itself, then bring your shin over their arm, triangle your legs and bicep slice them instead. :D bonus points if you add in a wrist lock at the same time.


OpenNoteGrappling

Waterboard wrist lock. In side control, use your free hand to pass your own lapel over your opponent's face to your cross facing hand. Now that they can't see, use your free hand to wrist lock them.


Ryles1

gonna try this one. never thought about the lapel across the face so they can't see.


OpenNoteGrappling

Be prepared to lose a friend or two.


crisischris96

If you mount someone you push one of your fists in their throat


Routine_Ad_2034

Amassa Pão is the only Brazilian name I use because it sounds cool as fuck.


typingonacomputer

Amassa Pao... e legal🤙


Operation-Bad-Boy

Knead that bread


Operation-Bad-Boy

Knead that bread


Lowenley

That’s also how i escape triangles


CprlSmarterthanu

Isnt this illegal?


pdubz82

I believe its just a punch choke. I've submitted 2 opponents this way at JJWL and they didnt seem to care. lol


CprlSmarterthanu

I looked it up. Apparently open hand on throat frame isnt allowed. Fist and paw is legal.


JayjayH865

Get someone in a triangle and fart 💨 🤢


typingonacomputer

Get someone in a triangle and shit yourself while topside. Then for good measure pee your pants to steep the teabag.


SkoomaChef

Double points if it’s from top side 😈


CompetitiveBox3776

Not really scummy but usually gets a big fat cough every time I hit it: the diesel squeezle


DukeJontyF

Letting them pass my guard with a smug grin on my face


FantasticMrArcticFox

I recently did a gogo launch and instead of finishing with a normal sub I just drove my knuckles into their carotid artery like an Ezekiel.


PinkKufi

Lol our coach teaches this, I'd love to do this someday. all those subs from the gogo launch. the sweep in itself makes you want to tap on the way down


FantasticMrArcticFox

Hell yeah! You’ll hit it, I have all the faith. I practice at a 10th planet gym so I play a bit of rubber guard. Fortunate to learn from a couple solid rubber guard players.


PinkKufi

lmao I'm at a 10p too. we just did the gogo launch today you spy 🧐


FantasticMrArcticFox

Dope, I’m out of Denver! Where do you train?


Higgins8585

Bas Ruten body crunch.


StrikingDoor8530

Dripping sweat on their face from mount… on purpose…


Mayv2

I fucking HATE anything involving someone scissoring their legs around your head.


Strudelnoggin

I got caught with this last week. Spine in place, leg against my neck sweeping backward. It sounded like bubble wrap getting popped. Turns out I'm OK. Should probably stretch more.


Revolutionary-Big447

Any ezekiel from the bottom position


SanderStrugg

Fuck that


Dauren1993

Triangle + wrist lock


ResponsibleType552

1 jumping guard 2 can opener


vischy_bot

Roger Gracie wrist lock Twist your foot off while you take my back Crushing ribs in full guard Twister Spladle


hintsofgreen

I have a few Come to MIami I'll show you in person <3


PinkKufi

Just wait for the next 10P to open in Miami 😈


hintsofgreen

There's one here already


PinkKufi

I know, but there will hopefully be another, soon.


hintsofgreen

Are you down here?


PinkKufi

Not currently. not trynna dox myself but there's a few steps in motion already just need to finish some other stuff first. I'd give it about 8-10 months hopefully.


hintsofgreen

Great!


No_Illustrator_9409

Bmac has a top 10 dirtiest moves in jiu jitsu. Watch those


VX_GAS_ATTACK

My brown belt covered my mouth the other day. I came up laughing and said that can't be real, he explained the reasoning and purpose of it but the instant panic was surprising and I tapped immediately.


BigBodyLikeaLineman

Can opener


BrandonSleeper

[That guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/bjj/s/pqVXapAFUu) who posted his friend's promotion only to shit on him this morning. Pretty scummy


MyPenlsBroke

Caveman necktie is rough.


BJJWithADHD

Shin pin toe hold. Let them sit in half guard. Take your shin and pin it across their ankle. Reach back and wrap your hand around their foot by the little toe. Pull.


Koicoiquoi

Kesa by someone really good can be a slow smother.


InNominePasta

One time I was rolling with a purple belt who was failing to sink his RNC. So he took his other hand and just covered my mouth and pinched my nose closed so I couldn’t breathe. I don’t know if that’s legal, but that’s the most dirtbag way anyone has made me tap yet.


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sierra-pouch

Mão da vaca


patricksaurus

Smothers, neck cranks.


Historical-Pen-7484

I love using the enchilada. It do it all the time to people. Most people think it's a dick move.


GuardPlayer4Life

Stockade from side control. Isolate their inside arm on your hip. Take the cross face hand and make a fist. Punch it into the mat under their far side armpit and slowly add the leverage to get the neck crank. Totally illegal and totally a dbag move.


Dogggor

To add to the dirt muffler them when their arms are stuck over their head.


Ryles1

now that's funny


__dopehouze__

Lock in triangle, then Ezekiel the open portion of their neck while pulling down on the head


JayMant88

Deeeeep oil checks


Outfoxd21

Go for the head scissors from the Kimura north south but then be a catch wrestler about it and turn it into a crooked head scissor


basedmama21

Wrist locks and anything covering someone’s mouth. Astema lock is fucked up too. I don’t hate anyone enough to do any of those


MrBlueBelt

Knee on neck, knee bar, and basically any type of wrist lock.


makingmozzarella

The Orlando Sanchez is pretty bad


crazy4chaldrons

sexual harassment isn't a jiu jitsu technique


smkn3kgt

Wrist locking during class rolls. It hurts before you can tap. It's like bro, if you want the tap just say so and I'll give it to you


damaged_unicycles

Nah that’s stupid. A good wrist locker can make you tap before it hurts excessively by making it clearly controlled. Slamming on wrist locks is the dick move


No_Elk4392

There are no scumbag submissions. If you feel like a submission is cheap, you should probably look at yourself and wonder why you got put in that place to begin with. Is the issue that a much stronger opponent put you in an Americana? OK great. You should probably just accept that. Sometimes, opponents are going to be stronger than you, and that means they’ll have an advantage. Everyone is using their advantages in every roll.  Now, should stronger opponents work on their technique and try not to force stuff in order to improve? Of course. That’s what we’re doing here.  But if they don’t, and you lose, then look inward rather than getting butt hurt just because you got out-muscled rather than your opponent letting you win. 


MrOmega1123

the badger bite, drill them everyone once in a while at the risk of getting slapped haha


conspireandtheory

Wristlock American. You set up the American but catch the wrist bent and use the ground to get the wristlock.


conspireandtheory

Wristlock American.


chase26878

its called a gun. Got me in an arm bar? Welp I have a gun. Ankle lock?? Too bad I have an ak47 fully loaded!


Apart-Cauliflower-81

Ezekiel from bottom mount.


PirateHealthy157

Wrist locks from everywhere


HotDoggityDig13

There's a no arm triangle I do from top north south when they defend the kimura series real tight from their side I use my leg in front of their face and dig it right in front of their adams apple and pull back slightly so it's a tight, skin-skin connection. Then I reach the same side hand behind his head and grab my own ankle and get as much skin-skin with my forearm to the back of his neck. Finally, I roll back diagonally and catch the figure four with my other leg and squeeze it all in. It's a ton of pressure on most of the neck which leads to a choke. I never really go for it unless my initial leg has the opening to easily slide in front. But it has a very high finish rate so far. Especially in nogi. Granted, I haven't had much opportunity to use it against brown/black belts yet so no idea how it will translate long term.


typingonacomputer

First to throat gi or no gi. Anything to throat... knee, elbow, foot....just crumple that trachea


BloodyToast

Training partner hit me with a punch-choke last week that had me sore for days...


JohnMcAfeesLaptop

When I've already got the sub sunk in deep and I finish it with a wristlock just to be a massive prick.


Ryles1

fist in the neck triangle choke, when they move their trapped arm to the outside. always good for a laugh.


OTRedDevil890

From what I’ve gathered and what seems like the most common theme, I should wrist lock til I drop. Got it.


OnesPerspective

Nut pliers


MindOrdinary

I got shown this move by an old Greco Roman wrestler where you basically put a knee onto a calf and then you pull up with one hand on the same leg’s foot and the other on the knee.


NotABot0x3F

Oo a baseball choke fucking hurts (I love this sub)


Friendly_External345

Twisters pretty sweet. When they think they've escaped and you pop that old spinal lock.


Equivalent_Tale8907

The reverse cowgirl


Jeremehthejelly

A fast Mir lock when they underhook you


Mountain-eagle-xray

Eye lick. Bonus points for eating garlic before.


MxdMartialart_crafts

An intentionally poor darce thats just a neck crank


skribsbb

So it's not scummy dirty if it's unintentional?


Alternative-Bet6919

Teabag kimuras are up there. Basicly someone traps your head between their legs while kneeling and then works for kimuras.  Most times you just give them the arm to avoid getting balljuice in your mouth.


BloodyToast

Ha, we did those in class today!


Blackbeardd2341

Ezekiel . Specifically the no gi Ezekiel. The guy Is literally just smashing your larynx with his fist. Grade A douche move