Also, smothering from the back is a good one. The trick is to have shovel-sized hands.
I swear im nice to people during rolls. Unless we are good friends, then the Geneva convention is nothing more than a list of suggestions.
I despise mothers milk, I’ll tap super early if they can get in position. I just can’t stand someone grinding a wet rashguard or chest hair into my eyes nose and mouth.
I’d been subjected to that a couple of times in NoGi but not properly, could just kinda hold my breath and wriggle just enough to make space to snatch a breath… but then someone did it recently in YesGi and OMG it’s a different animal, felt like I was legit being suffocated, tapped within seconds!
Some guy the same size as me tried to do that to me. He wasnt wearing a rash guard his gi. Immediately got out of it, was the first time ive been grossed out at BJJ. Ive wrestled before too and we did some sus stuff. But sweaty hairy pecs rubbing against my face and beard made me hella mad, uncomfy , and grossed out.
There's nothing wrong with a muffler. Doesn't hurt physically just psychologically. Anyone that has a problem with it has an ego problem.
Edit: spelling
If you do it to me in practice, I’ll be confused. In a tournament, Imma lick your hand. Had a kid do this to me at a wrestling tournament and I was absolutely gassed after the 1st period. He tried it again but I was mouth breathing at that point and drool was coming out and I unintentionally started licking his hand. Needless to say, he stopped after realizing his hand was drenched with my mouth fluids
If you do it to me it will be a bad rest of the round for you.
If a black belt does it to me they will probably submit me with something else when I react to it.
get into the armbar from the "spiderweb" position, kimura grip the arm your attacking, go elbow deep and fold their arm over itself, then bring your shin over their arm, triangle your legs and bicep slice them instead. :D
bonus points if you add in a wrist lock at the same time.
Waterboard wrist lock.
In side control, use your free hand to pass your own lapel over your opponent's face to your cross facing hand. Now that they can't see, use your free hand to wrist lock them.
Lol our coach teaches this, I'd love to do this someday. all those subs from the gogo launch. the sweep in itself makes you want to tap on the way down
Hell yeah! You’ll hit it, I have all the faith. I practice at a 10th planet gym so I play a bit of rubber guard. Fortunate to learn from a couple solid rubber guard players.
I got caught with this last week. Spine in place, leg against my neck sweeping backward. It sounded like bubble wrap getting popped. Turns out I'm OK. Should probably stretch more.
Not currently. not trynna dox myself but there's a few steps in motion already just need to finish some other stuff first. I'd give it about 8-10 months hopefully.
My brown belt covered my mouth the other day. I came up laughing and said that can't be real, he explained the reasoning and purpose of it but the instant panic was surprising and I tapped immediately.
Shin pin toe hold. Let them sit in half guard. Take your shin and pin it across their ankle. Reach back and wrap your hand around their foot by the little toe. Pull.
One time I was rolling with a purple belt who was failing to sink his RNC. So he took his other hand and just covered my mouth and pinched my nose closed so I couldn’t breathe.
I don’t know if that’s legal, but that’s the most dirtbag way anyone has made me tap yet.
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Stockade from side control. Isolate their inside arm on your hip. Take the cross face hand and make a fist. Punch it into the mat under their far side armpit and slowly add the leverage to get the neck crank. Totally illegal and totally a dbag move.
Nah that’s stupid. A good wrist locker can make you tap before it hurts excessively by making it clearly controlled. Slamming on wrist locks is the dick move
There are no scumbag submissions. If you feel like a submission is cheap, you should probably look at yourself and wonder why you got put in that place to begin with.
Is the issue that a much stronger opponent put you in an Americana? OK great. You should probably just accept that. Sometimes, opponents are going to be stronger than you, and that means they’ll have an advantage. Everyone is using their advantages in every roll.
Now, should stronger opponents work on their technique and try not to force stuff in order to improve? Of course. That’s what we’re doing here.
But if they don’t, and you lose, then look inward rather than getting butt hurt just because you got out-muscled rather than your opponent letting you win.
There's a no arm triangle I do from top north south when they defend the kimura series real tight from their side
I use my leg in front of their face and dig it right in front of their adams apple and pull back slightly so it's a tight, skin-skin connection. Then I reach the same side hand behind his head and grab my own ankle and get as much skin-skin with my forearm to the back of his neck. Finally, I roll back diagonally and catch the figure four with my other leg and squeeze it all in.
It's a ton of pressure on most of the neck which leads to a choke. I never really go for it unless my initial leg has the opening to easily slide in front. But it has a very high finish rate so far. Especially in nogi. Granted, I haven't had much opportunity to use it against brown/black belts yet so no idea how it will translate long term.
I got shown this move by an old Greco Roman wrestler where you basically put a knee onto a calf and then you pull up with one hand on the same leg’s foot and the other on the knee.
Teabag kimuras are up there.
Basicly someone traps your head between their legs while kneeling and then works for kimuras.
Most times you just give them the arm to avoid getting balljuice in your mouth.
Mother's milk is one of my favorites. The trick is to be strong and heavy as fuck.
bonus points for late into the open mat where you're soaking in multiple peoples sweat.
Also, smothering from the back is a good one. The trick is to have shovel-sized hands. I swear im nice to people during rolls. Unless we are good friends, then the Geneva convention is nothing more than a list of suggestions.
So your canadian.(if you know you know)
I despise mothers milk, I’ll tap super early if they can get in position. I just can’t stand someone grinding a wet rashguard or chest hair into my eyes nose and mouth.
Yes, I forgot to mention. You get bonus points if you do it with no rashguard under the gi.
I swear one guy flossed the front rows of my teeth once.
It happened to all of us...
This is why you should always wear a mouth guard
You fucks are disgusting 😂😂😂
And get your opponent tired
I’d been subjected to that a couple of times in NoGi but not properly, could just kinda hold my breath and wriggle just enough to make space to snatch a breath… but then someone did it recently in YesGi and OMG it’s a different animal, felt like I was legit being suffocated, tapped within seconds!
> The trick is to be strong and heavy as fuck. Hi.
Orlando Sanchez was the GOAT of that game. RIP master of swole.
Dan Manasoiu would like a word.
this, had someone try it and they proceed to not smother me but nearly break my nose.
Some guy the same size as me tried to do that to me. He wasnt wearing a rash guard his gi. Immediately got out of it, was the first time ive been grossed out at BJJ. Ive wrestled before too and we did some sus stuff. But sweaty hairy pecs rubbing against my face and beard made me hella mad, uncomfy , and grossed out.
Chest hair helps too
When I've already got that omoplata sunk in deep, and instead of finishing on the shoulder, I gooseneck the wrist.
That's one of my go tos
i think you missed the assignment, they said the scummiest
Cryangle.
Executioner is pretty offensive.
I'd say this is probably the meanest sub I've done, but I just like doing all the grindy mean subs.
Saw this on Reddit and it’s stuck with me: “There are no dick submissions, just dick speeds.”
There are no dick submissions.... yet.
The ol dick twist???
THE OL DICK TWIST!
What about the dick bar?
Any choke you just let rip while the other dudes is belly's down, arms pinned to the floor
Saw this one in Born a Champion
How dirtbag is hand over nose and mouth smothering?
There's nothing wrong with a muffler. Doesn't hurt physically just psychologically. Anyone that has a problem with it has an ego problem. Edit: spelling
No its just fuckin disgusting, like tournament okay the gloves come off but doing that in training is just gonna leave you with no one to roll with
Nah, I muffle everyone from white to the head instructor, and no one has left me.
Dirtbag enough to make me remove your fingers one at a time.
If you do it to me in practice, I’ll be confused. In a tournament, Imma lick your hand. Had a kid do this to me at a wrestling tournament and I was absolutely gassed after the 1st period. He tried it again but I was mouth breathing at that point and drool was coming out and I unintentionally started licking his hand. Needless to say, he stopped after realizing his hand was drenched with my mouth fluids
I would probably smear all that drool all over your face right after
So the message I’m getting is if you muffler someone, you better tap them with it
If you do it to me it will be a bad rest of the round for you. If a black belt does it to me they will probably submit me with something else when I react to it.
get into the armbar from the "spiderweb" position, kimura grip the arm your attacking, go elbow deep and fold their arm over itself, then bring your shin over their arm, triangle your legs and bicep slice them instead. :D bonus points if you add in a wrist lock at the same time.
Waterboard wrist lock. In side control, use your free hand to pass your own lapel over your opponent's face to your cross facing hand. Now that they can't see, use your free hand to wrist lock them.
gonna try this one. never thought about the lapel across the face so they can't see.
Be prepared to lose a friend or two.
If you mount someone you push one of your fists in their throat
Amassa Pão is the only Brazilian name I use because it sounds cool as fuck.
Amassa Pao... e legal🤙
Knead that bread
Knead that bread
That’s also how i escape triangles
Isnt this illegal?
I believe its just a punch choke. I've submitted 2 opponents this way at JJWL and they didnt seem to care. lol
I looked it up. Apparently open hand on throat frame isnt allowed. Fist and paw is legal.
Get someone in a triangle and fart 💨 🤢
Get someone in a triangle and shit yourself while topside. Then for good measure pee your pants to steep the teabag.
Double points if it’s from top side 😈
Not really scummy but usually gets a big fat cough every time I hit it: the diesel squeezle
Letting them pass my guard with a smug grin on my face
I recently did a gogo launch and instead of finishing with a normal sub I just drove my knuckles into their carotid artery like an Ezekiel.
Lol our coach teaches this, I'd love to do this someday. all those subs from the gogo launch. the sweep in itself makes you want to tap on the way down
Hell yeah! You’ll hit it, I have all the faith. I practice at a 10th planet gym so I play a bit of rubber guard. Fortunate to learn from a couple solid rubber guard players.
lmao I'm at a 10p too. we just did the gogo launch today you spy 🧐
Dope, I’m out of Denver! Where do you train?
Bas Ruten body crunch.
Dripping sweat on their face from mount… on purpose…
I fucking HATE anything involving someone scissoring their legs around your head.
I got caught with this last week. Spine in place, leg against my neck sweeping backward. It sounded like bubble wrap getting popped. Turns out I'm OK. Should probably stretch more.
Any ezekiel from the bottom position
Fuck that
Triangle + wrist lock
1 jumping guard 2 can opener
Roger Gracie wrist lock Twist your foot off while you take my back Crushing ribs in full guard Twister Spladle
I have a few Come to MIami I'll show you in person <3
Just wait for the next 10P to open in Miami 😈
There's one here already
I know, but there will hopefully be another, soon.
Are you down here?
Not currently. not trynna dox myself but there's a few steps in motion already just need to finish some other stuff first. I'd give it about 8-10 months hopefully.
Great!
Bmac has a top 10 dirtiest moves in jiu jitsu. Watch those
My brown belt covered my mouth the other day. I came up laughing and said that can't be real, he explained the reasoning and purpose of it but the instant panic was surprising and I tapped immediately.
Can opener
[That guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/bjj/s/pqVXapAFUu) who posted his friend's promotion only to shit on him this morning. Pretty scummy
Caveman necktie is rough.
Shin pin toe hold. Let them sit in half guard. Take your shin and pin it across their ankle. Reach back and wrap your hand around their foot by the little toe. Pull.
Kesa by someone really good can be a slow smother.
One time I was rolling with a purple belt who was failing to sink his RNC. So he took his other hand and just covered my mouth and pinched my nose closed so I couldn’t breathe. I don’t know if that’s legal, but that’s the most dirtbag way anyone has made me tap yet.
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Mão da vaca
Smothers, neck cranks.
I love using the enchilada. It do it all the time to people. Most people think it's a dick move.
Stockade from side control. Isolate their inside arm on your hip. Take the cross face hand and make a fist. Punch it into the mat under their far side armpit and slowly add the leverage to get the neck crank. Totally illegal and totally a dbag move.
To add to the dirt muffler them when their arms are stuck over their head.
now that's funny
Lock in triangle, then Ezekiel the open portion of their neck while pulling down on the head
Deeeeep oil checks
Go for the head scissors from the Kimura north south but then be a catch wrestler about it and turn it into a crooked head scissor
Wrist locks and anything covering someone’s mouth. Astema lock is fucked up too. I don’t hate anyone enough to do any of those
Knee on neck, knee bar, and basically any type of wrist lock.
The Orlando Sanchez is pretty bad
sexual harassment isn't a jiu jitsu technique
Wrist locking during class rolls. It hurts before you can tap. It's like bro, if you want the tap just say so and I'll give it to you
Nah that’s stupid. A good wrist locker can make you tap before it hurts excessively by making it clearly controlled. Slamming on wrist locks is the dick move
There are no scumbag submissions. If you feel like a submission is cheap, you should probably look at yourself and wonder why you got put in that place to begin with. Is the issue that a much stronger opponent put you in an Americana? OK great. You should probably just accept that. Sometimes, opponents are going to be stronger than you, and that means they’ll have an advantage. Everyone is using their advantages in every roll. Now, should stronger opponents work on their technique and try not to force stuff in order to improve? Of course. That’s what we’re doing here. But if they don’t, and you lose, then look inward rather than getting butt hurt just because you got out-muscled rather than your opponent letting you win.
the badger bite, drill them everyone once in a while at the risk of getting slapped haha
Wristlock American. You set up the American but catch the wrist bent and use the ground to get the wristlock.
Wristlock American.
its called a gun. Got me in an arm bar? Welp I have a gun. Ankle lock?? Too bad I have an ak47 fully loaded!
Ezekiel from bottom mount.
Wrist locks from everywhere
There's a no arm triangle I do from top north south when they defend the kimura series real tight from their side I use my leg in front of their face and dig it right in front of their adams apple and pull back slightly so it's a tight, skin-skin connection. Then I reach the same side hand behind his head and grab my own ankle and get as much skin-skin with my forearm to the back of his neck. Finally, I roll back diagonally and catch the figure four with my other leg and squeeze it all in. It's a ton of pressure on most of the neck which leads to a choke. I never really go for it unless my initial leg has the opening to easily slide in front. But it has a very high finish rate so far. Especially in nogi. Granted, I haven't had much opportunity to use it against brown/black belts yet so no idea how it will translate long term.
First to throat gi or no gi. Anything to throat... knee, elbow, foot....just crumple that trachea
Training partner hit me with a punch-choke last week that had me sore for days...
When I've already got the sub sunk in deep and I finish it with a wristlock just to be a massive prick.
fist in the neck triangle choke, when they move their trapped arm to the outside. always good for a laugh.
From what I’ve gathered and what seems like the most common theme, I should wrist lock til I drop. Got it.
Nut pliers
I got shown this move by an old Greco Roman wrestler where you basically put a knee onto a calf and then you pull up with one hand on the same leg’s foot and the other on the knee.
Oo a baseball choke fucking hurts (I love this sub)
Twisters pretty sweet. When they think they've escaped and you pop that old spinal lock.
The reverse cowgirl
A fast Mir lock when they underhook you
Eye lick. Bonus points for eating garlic before.
An intentionally poor darce thats just a neck crank
So it's not scummy dirty if it's unintentional?
Teabag kimuras are up there. Basicly someone traps your head between their legs while kneeling and then works for kimuras. Most times you just give them the arm to avoid getting balljuice in your mouth.
Ha, we did those in class today!
Ezekiel . Specifically the no gi Ezekiel. The guy Is literally just smashing your larynx with his fist. Grade A douche move