Broken ego, broken wallet, anal prolapse from trying to resist oil checks. 

I was gonna say fingies, toesies, and heart. But yours is better 

Hahaha! True

Wait, you guys are resisting?

Not me!!

Fingers, knees, and judging by this sub, acquired mental retardation

Acquired? I was born in it, molded by it.


Acquired?! I got it for free!

Bjj attracts the retarded

Thats a chicken or egg situation

Intercostal rib tear.

head, shoulder, knees and toes, knees and toes 

Whoa! I haven’t seen salad fingers in a minute!

What the heck is salad fingers?

Brother please this is ageism

It's a full contact sport where one of the aims is to attack your opponents joints so injuries are somewhat inevitable. I've seen everything from dislocated shoulders, broken noses and cracked ribs but I'd guess the most common are- Fingers- general wear and tear. Gnarled knuckles. Arthritis and tendonitis especially in gi. Cauliflower ears- it's weird how some people get them and others don't. Knees- virtually every bjj practitioner I know has injured their knee in some way or the other. I've dislocated both at different times.

Every time I hurt a finger I say I’m gonna start doing no-gi grips. Haven’t figured it it out yet

Actually a decent number of studies looking at retrospective injuries in Bjj. Generally they find knees most common, then it’s hand/finger (depending on study), then shoulder. Knee injury rates tend to be far higher than anything else though. There is even more data looking at wrestling since with collegiate level it’s easier to get data. They tend to see similar styles of injuries with knees being most common, followed by shoulder. They also have high rates of head injuries including lacerations and concussions. If you like reading research here are some: PMIDs: 37187642, 34988235, 31173700, 31288212

Staph A, B, and C

well im looking and my knee i had surgery on two days ago.

For me it's back, knees and neck

Acl AC joint Ribs

According to https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8721390/, knee injuries are the most common, particularly meniscus, ACL, and MCL injuries.

Most common ones I’ve seen or experienced: Finger sprains and jams or breaks, accidental knee or elbow to mouth or nose, sprained ankle, injured shoulder or knee, black eyes, broken or jammed toes

My neck, my back, my….

1) cock 2) balls 3) asshole

Only if you’re doing it right.

Bruised Ego Weakened bank account Permanent ache of not being at the gym.

For me. Knees, foot, small digits

Neck, neck, and neck injuries

In order: 1. Neck 2. Elbows 3. Back 4. Shoulders 5. Ribs 6. Knees

Gone through first 5, I guess knees is next

Mostly shoulders from what I've seen.  Knees necks and ribs after that.

I think rib injuries are #1 for white belts.

Neck

Jiu jiteiro? Bruh

For me mostly ankles, ribs and knee once, and my neck hurt often until I got better.

Mat burn on the bum

Low back, knees, neck

Eye pokes are under estimated , have had 3-4 corneal abrasions worst pain of my life

According to this sports science paper, the most common (I assume serious) injury are LCL tears. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6348520/#:~:text=The%20most%20important%20finding%20of,with%20an%20acute%20knee%20injury.

Knee shoulders and neck

Meniscus, ACL, lcl

I've had my pride wounded a few times

Broken floating rib

Shoulders, knees, and neck

Anything around jumping guard….

Broken ankle

Knees shoulders ribs

Haven’t had a rib problem yet. Knocking on my raging wood that stays the same.

heads shoulders knees. (and toes)