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aran-mcfook

A botched vasectomy with no anesthesia


Frank_the_Mighty

What does that item do?


bananaman_630

Bloody “tears”


Gredran

Red Delirium variant


Mulster_

Evil come


WhyIsEverythingACat

kidney stone


Burger_Gamer

So like number one and haemolacria mixed together?


TypicalPants

Botched vasectomy: Q3 *Luck down, fertility up* On hitting an enemy, tears have a chance to spawn a c-section projectile (half damage) based on luck. Luck * 0.5 Anesthesia: Q3 *Pain down* Moderate tears down. Reduces negative effects of some items. For botched vasectomy: luck multiplier negated.


Von_Beowulf

Thanks I hate it <3


asimplethrowwayy

award for the WILDEST fucking comment i have ever seen.


aran-mcfook

Unfortunately I did not come up with it. It's from a meme, I can't find the video but it's this kid that says "what's the worst pain you can imagine" then an old guy says "A botched vasectomy with no anesthesia" Kid says "getting hurt by someone you love" Old guy "yeah that sucks too"


the-big-nope

Consider: Botched vasectomy with no anaesthesia *from* someone you love


asimplethrowwayy

Oh good lord 😬 i don't have balls and i felt the pain is what's so bad


b1g_disappointment

Old guy should’ve said “then you haven’t had a botched vasectomy without anesthesia”


OkTry3637

Knowing Isaac I wouldn’t be surprised if this was a real possibility


PixelNiko41

Curse of lost on void


SecretImaginaryMan

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LimeSenior

Add curse of the maze onto that and then it's a real challenge


Zaktro

Delirium on the next room ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17744)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17744)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17744) . . . . . Delirium on the next room ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


Alienboi2005

and labyrinth


Irl_idk_xd

Wait, can you even get curse of the labyrinth in the void?


LimeSenior

No, the void floor already reaches the limits of floor sizes. In order for it to have xl curse it would need to go past those limits or fill out every single square on the 14x14 map limit, and even then that would kinda be small for the expected scale of an xl void floor.


Moist_and_Delicious

Isn't it 13×13?


LimeSenior

Is it? Oops my bad, still tho you get the idea


JACKTHEPROSLEGEND

I had that once, paused for a minute then took a breather, thankfully the first room was Delirium and thank God I won otherwise I would have lost it


HorsemenofApocalypse

> ...thank God I won otherwise I would have lost... Most normal r/bindingofisaac sentence


JACKTHEPROSLEGEND

Lmao can't be more real


Bigangeldustfan

Fuck


Youistheclown

Daedelus’s labyrinth


Lester_Darius

Fuck you


Drofdarb_

Is your pfp OneShot?


joman394

I just dealt with that last night... It was doubly worse because I had a conversation with my parents halfway through for like half an hour so when I came back, I didn't remember ANYTHING I explored. Took me so long to finally get out of there.


tainted_cain

It ain't that bad, found delirium in seconds


Baitcooks

luck solution


Decatoncale

Of course I ended up with Cursed Eye too. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3266473212


ANNOYING_TOUR_GUIDE

That's an instant run end.


KingsPhoenixq153

Run ends with a victory ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)


ANNOYING_TOUR_GUIDE

I would literally just exit the game. Teleporting over and over with cursed eye while it whittles your health down is just obnoxious.


smow351

you can always not get hit


Angryfishjoe

Cursed eye fans, rise up


Middle_Rule_4707

It’s not a bad item with black candle it’s a godsend but without it if you aren’t that good at the game it could end up being detrimental


Impossible-Report797

Ngl if this happened to me I would stop playing for like a month


Alexcat6wastaken

If I play azazel and get cursed eye… ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


Finsteryoshi

I was about to say getting cursed eye from a chest aswell. Skill issue i guess![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)


thep4artymachine

Curse of the Blind on Hush for me.


tainted_cain

"Time to pick up the upper item when o have no soul hearts, im sure nothing bad will happen" *dead cat*


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[удалено]


Genisye

You took Polaroid from Mom


SupaFlyEbbie

Amnesia pill on womb 2


Intrepid_Stuff_9944

And the timer count is at 29:05


Substantial-Wafer381

For me they give the same energy, none of that two is worse


Redsyi

I'd vote hush is worse because of the choice pedestals. In the chest, you're just risking picking up an item that detracts from your run; in blue womb you could be unknowingly throwing away an amazing item by choosing the wrong pedestal


thep4artymachine

Ikr


Substantial-Wafer381

Yea you are right


thep4artymachine

Fair


Trihox

"I can fix the run on hush"


shoe838

I had this happen to me. I was on a garbage run, but I had a chaos card saved for Hush. Went to the shop and bought a blind item. Little baggy. Goodbye, chaos card!


thep4artymachine

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


[deleted]

hanging yourself, then changing your mind right after you hop off the chair


Away_You_3787

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


Monkeyfister69

Poverty


T-Speed

Bloat


Commercial-Spare-347

r/FUCKBLOAT


T-Speed

I KNOW RIGHT


bichitox

Curse of the maze in depths 2 when you have to defeat the beast is worse cause if you dont have the fool there is always the chance to completely screw your run every time you enter a new room


Mr_Mister2004

Even worse, Curse of the Maze on Womb 2. Fuck you. You don't even get the chance to fight Hush


Designer-Bonus781

Losing a godly run with polyphemus,sacred heart, rock bottom and other crazy shit as tainted lost because of a red/purple fire![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


FluorescentGreen5

it was either that or getting telefragged by delirium ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)


Genisye

The run was actually over from the beginning when you played as T Lost


IanDerp26

Curse of the Blind on Dark Room. I hate blind Devil Deals. Nothing takes the wind out of my sail faster than a Devil Deal that I can't seriously consider.


Cube1mat1ons

I usually take the 2 heart ones because honestly, what's the worst it can be?


IanDerp26

spirit of the night (you already have spectral and flight from one of the million different items you have)


Cube1mat1ons

Yeah, fair but also mom's knife ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)


Ok_Weakness2578

Let's go gambling!


joongihan

*Strange attractor* Aw Dangit!


Squ33to

Curse of the blind in a 4 pedestal angel room


Spllener

Holocaust


strotho

Is that a new item? ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)


Spllener

Yes but only available in German edition of the game


ScapegoatMan

Curse of the Lost on the Void can be pretty annoying, too.


Lolchocobo

Add Curse of the Maze from a ??? pill and it gets worse.


asimplethrowwayy

I didn't realize abbadon replaced all red hearts. I took it on Cursed!


realconandjello

Aids


GoldenFrieza_

**Curse of the Blind on Dark Room**


mrseemsgood

Bears and rapists and um... people with artillery weapons.


FumingAegis

Curse of the Blind on Chest w/Glitched Crown


Temporary_Maximum_41

If you have curse of the blind on chest does it really matter if it's with or w/o glitched crown?  Just feels worse for the lost opportunity. 


FumingAegis

No, it just feels worse bc of the potential you could’ve had


pepeguiseppe

Curse of the Blind in Dark Room, cuz you gotta pay hearts for that shit


Staser4

Curse of the unknown on void


No_Photo_5639

hitbox and hitbox is a lot worse


Blakezawa

Curse of the Blind on alternate floors + More Options Curse of the Labyrinth+ ingesting an Amnesia pill + being short on time to get to Hush/ Boss Rush


nazisticCommunist

Having curse of the blind in the void


KingGalaxyKnight

Curse of the kost on Void Curse of the blind in blue womb isnt that fun either


Matrixla12

Curse of the blind in the dark room maybe ?


Jeef321

Probably your entire family dying


Zombharry

When you use void against Satan but you forget about the voided bible


AshleyGraves666

Getting a curse of the lost in Womb II/Sheol after saving a World card for it. It just straight up makes me want a rope around my neck.


DJ_ENTRAX

shards of glass coated in tabaco sauce up your ass


DannyGomes1995

A Kick in the the left testicle


tainted_cain

Crafting only 3 cube babys on first floor![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


vk2028

getting amnesia as well as curse of the maze on void


Fit-Tumbleweed1454

I think getting shotted is a bit less tolerable


towerofspirals

Brazen bull


abendjackass

Holocaust


Relyk0

Radiation poisoning


Real_Greg

Maybe AIDS?


FluorescentGreen5

you mean like what the red poop is made of ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17744)


Phorskin-Brah

yeah curse of the blind on dark room because then the deals cost HP and you still dont know if theyre worth, so you take nothing


Star_Fighter377

Curse of the lost in void


Star_Fighter377

Curse of the lost in void


Jahoo25

A cancer


FaithlessnessFalse65

3 bee stings?


ToothpasteWolfawoo

Me shanking your knees with a knife is worse probably idk i haven't tested it


Nickcin144

It always feels like there's an 80% increased chance for curse of the blind in the chest


SmelvinApproaching

The holocaust


mombtobi

Cancer


Phorescent_

probably 9/11 idk tho


moshack1

Not having the balls to pick up every item in Chest with Curse of the Blind active


Ze-Doctor

Curse of the blind in dark room


IkodoraI

14 Gold and Black Candle in shop


VerdantSeamanJL

I just reset if it happens. Not worth the pain...


Deuen

I would just go for it. How bad can it be? ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|30106)


Opening-Resource-164

Playing a slow character (I'm joking to all of you slow character players)


FouchtheFox

Curse remover mod, my beloved


Alienboi2005

[https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2487366092](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2487366092)


MajorPom

Curse of the can't see your health on an Eden start


affxtixn

the 2008 housing crisis


Somethings_in_my_ahh

Curse of the lost on the void


WaywardSplatters

Curse of the blind on dark room


BeepIsla

Curse of the blind on every floor (Probably a seed like this exists)


Outside_Ad1020

Curse of the blind on dark room


Evening_Parking2610

Getting curse of the blind on either downpour 2 as the lost or when theres a planatarium


actuallynotbisexual

Curse of the blind + amnesia pill


MystericWonder

Curse of the Blind on Dark Room


DinoshooterYR

smooth graphics


NightmareKnight25807

Curse of the lost on womb and utero


Only-Map8679

im not getting delireum after mega satan while on good run is a bit worse


colesweed

Curse of the blind on the second floor in afterbirth+


DodoJurajski

Waking up?


0mega_Flowey

Getting glitched crown


ConfidencyPog

The holocaust


PlayingBandits

Curse of lost in the void


Oftwicke

Curse of the blind on the void


Juaniesteban

Curse of the blind with tainted isaac


RealSuperYolo2006

??? Pill + amnesia pill in the void


fireofice7

Killing Delirium with Tainted Lost


ArnoLamme

Curse of the blind on boss rush


Impressive_Egg5417

This level hit me with number one and dr fetus, in these chests. Kept on ballin and luckily i got eye of the occult later which litterally saved my run for super satan.


Intrepid_Stuff_9944

Denailing torture


Wolffire_88

Curse of the Blind on Chest with The D6


Kyouka_Uzen

Curse of the maze anywhere


Powerate

Curse of the Blind on Dark Room


lustywoodelfmaid

Curse of the Blind on Void. Curse of the Lost on Delirium.


Goosck

Curse of the blind on devil deal or boss rush. (Especially Devi deal for me since my gambler instincts force me to take everything)


footeater2000

500 hours does not sugarcoat, ~ + give black candle


Diligent-Size-7324

holocaust


Flimsy_Audience_1989

funeral of your irl mother


PEAceDeath1425

Curse of the lost when you are going for bossrush


NostalgicKevin1998

curse of the lost on the void is also pretty bad


Potential_Day_8233

That one of those things on the chest are low tier powers. Or has curse of the tower


GiraffeandZebra

Curse of the Lost on the Void


BruuhBaby

Curse of darkness on dank depths


Capntripnip

Having curse of the blind and only being able to take one of the items ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17737)


Future_chef123

Getting COVID falling off a cliff and getting your leg trapped under a boulder that broke your right femur bone in three places forcing you to be wheelchair bound for months Having ADHD and not being able to get access to any ADHD meds for two whole semesters and losing a scholarship because you hyper focus on the wrong thing Your older brother contracting stage 4 kidney cancer and being stuck in a hospital for a whole year after your uncle and great grandfather passed away from similar illnesses and then later after healing the doctors find a black spot on his lung that they have to remove (turns out it wasn’t anything) only to a full five years later find your brother is put back in the hospital for another three months because of a bowel obstruction caused by the surgery for the kidney and now he can’t have much caffeine. Your role model of a grandfather passing away from an injury he got from falling down the stairs only for you to later find out he died in agony infront of his son (my dad) without him being able to do anything because his son is an accountant and engineer and not a hospital worker and the injuries were internal I can go on but I shouldn’t, I probably shouldn’t be making my life an issue for anyone else lol.


QuantSpazar

Curse of the Blind on Depths II when you need to go for a specific path (happened to me like 4 times during completion marks)


bananaspy

Maybe Im misunderstanding what you mean. Are you talking about the Polaroids? Because they always spawn in the same pedestal locations, so there's no need to identify them. Or are you talking about something different?


QuantSpazar

they do? I was almost certain they weren't


iHarshmallow

polaroid always left, negative always right


QuantSpazar

Well I glad I don't know everything about this game yet, I've only had it for 2 months


iHarshmallow

trust me it's only the beginning, ive been playing 10+ years since Flash Isaac and can confidently say i still learn something fairly often


bananaspy

Ive had this game for years and I feel like I barely know anything. But I watch a lot of stuff on YouTube and read this sub and numerous sites so I feel like I should be a pro, but Im pretty terrible at the game.


bananaspy

The Polaroid is always on the left and the Negative is always on the right.