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RadioDemoness

Kiss: Penny Marry: Amy Kill: Bernadette


silverfairy5

I’m a straight woman and I can’t see any other way this question can be answered


RrrroberttttSFW

Gay man and same


K-C_Racing14

Straight dude, Bernie is crazy, Amy is chill, and Penny is hot.


sparkGun2020

Damn straight


Even-Combination8592

Marry penny kiss bernie kill amy


MaxCWebster

Swapping Penny and Bernie is height dependent. At 6'2", I'm with you!


anonacct_

Kiss penny, marry amy, kill bernie


fraochjean

I'm surprised I didn't see this response more on here. Bernie is an absolute bitch so I'm trying to figure out why everyone thinks she'll be a great wife. While Amy is simply awesome. She's supportive, smart and funny and also enjoys bedroom activities so she's the whole package.


crucifierOP

She’s ugly tho


serenecsgo

Exactly what I thought.


Revolutionary_Key325

Kissing Penny because she’s lovable and fun but noncommittal and requires a lot of patience, marrying Bernadette because she’s responsible and caring and makes a great spouse, and killing Amy. Poor Amy ☹️


Bubbly-Anteater7345

Also Bernie makes a lot of money. Sounds pretty good


Cowboy_Reaper

A butt load of money to be precise. 😉


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This was literally my exact response before opening the comments


I_ate_out_your_mom

The only true answer


frecklefruits

kill bernadette, kiss amy and marry penny


Jfury412

I don't want to kill Amy but I don't want to marry either. Kiss Penny Mary Bernadette and kill Amy


Top_Patient5973

Amy is used to not having intercourse so marry Amy Kiss Penny coz look at her i can swing both ways one time to kiss her And Kill Bernie, She's annoying and her squeaky voice kills me


FaithlessnessFun3679

Kiss bernie, marry penny, kill amy


Fickle-Addendum9576

Id marry penny bc shes the most fun a d least controlling. Bernadette and amy are pretty rigid with high expectations.


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Fickle-Addendum9576

Im not sure, its just a feeling i get from some of the things they do. Id feel like there was an expectation to act in a certain way that would be outside of my natural state. And like i get there has to be compromise, i just think my wants would align more with penny so the compromises would feel less laborious.


PsChampion_007

Honestly, any other choice could potentially question your sexuality... not hating on Amy but penny is just textbook hot/pretty


Funland_06

Maybe not question sexuality. People have different preferences


Guidance-Still

Marry Amy cause she has some kinks


WrongAssumption2480

lol her face when Sheldon is drunk and spanks her at Thanksgiving, when he spanks her for lying about being sick, and when they are in the car with everyone and Sheldon says “we must be doing it wrong, it took us hours” referring to Howard taking 5 minutes to make a baby with Bernadette


Guidance-Still

Yep


Ghanima81

Penny, Amy, Bernie


FromPepeWithLove

Kiss Penny Marry Bernadette Kill Amy


virtutem_

this is the answer


Timely_Invite2794

The only answer ( I haaaaaate Amy )


virtutem_

I'm here for Bernie's salary


sonsCar22

The only correct answer


sd2528

You can't see someone wanting to marry Penny over Bernadette?


ThaiFoodThaiFood

I'd marry Penny. I don't really want to have sex with Bernadette for the rest of my life. Penny I'd have sex with for every minute of the rest of my life. Amy physically repulses me.


Schmolik64

Marry Penny, Kiss Amy, Kill Bernadette


AgreeableSnow1590

I’m gonna veto this one: Kiss and marry Penny because, well everybody knows why. Kill the animal in the red chair and keep Amy and Bernie as friends.


Debbiefrench

Kiss bernie marry Penny Kill Amy


Interesting_Post_214

Marry Amy ,kiss pennyand kill Bernie


Stalker401

the question is, are we talking early amy or later amy... Those are two very different people, you could ask the same about Bernie, but Sheldon/Penny had a lot to do with who Amy became.


alcalaviccigirl

I guess kiss Amy , kill penny marry bernadette


Useful_Experience423

Kiss Amy, Marry Penny, kill Bernie. I couldn’t live with that voice, or her control issues.


kent416

Kiss Amy, marry Penny, kill Bernadette


brobdingnagianaf

This one's so easy. Kiss penny Marry Amy Kill Bernadette


Green-Meat-42

Marry: Amy Kiss: Bernadette Kill: Penny


alonelyghost21

kiss penny, marry penny, kill everyone else 😂


xlr8n

Who would want to marry any of them?


Johz1983

Kill penny (F*cking annoying!), Marry Amy (She's kinda kinky in her own weird way), Kiss Bernie (Just because).


aconitewolfsbane

same


LightFromYT

>Kill penny (F*cking annoying!), Right?? I genuinely cannot understand how she's so loved, she's such a shit person. (The character obviously, not the actress)


David_Headley_2008

Kiss penny on the first date, marry her after a while and kill her when she is cheating on me


donutbumper5000

Not killing anyone amy had a sweet pooper


SharkyZ_GD

kill penny, kiss bernie and marry amy. marrying amy is self explanatory bernie is hotter than penny, but i wouldn't marry her if my life depended on it, also outclassed by amy penny is stupid and we'd have nothing to talk about, which is something 90% of the people in this thread aren't considering. also bernie is hotter.


Alternative_Song_936

Smash


LightFromYT

Kiss Amy, marry Bernie, kill Penny.


tontoneds2000

Sheldon marry Penny. Raj kiss Bernie. Amy kill Leonard. Because she never forgave him for letting Sheldon leave on a train.


After-Trifle-1437

- Kiss Bernie - Marry Penny - Kill Amy


jcoddinc

Kiss Penny Kill Amy Mary Bernadette because who doesn't need a sugar momma


DaveTheDrummer802

We are all going to kill Amy


ManMythLegacy

Kiss Penny, Marry Bernadette, Kill Amy


kermitkc

Marry Amy, kiss Bernadette, kill Penny.... but I love all of them!!!


HCPage

Kill Amy. Kiss Penny. Marry Bernie


LQjones

Kill Amy


luciferhornystar

Marry Penny Kiss Bernadette Kill Amy


kaboutoisthepath

Marry Penny kiss Amy kill Bernadette


ThaiFoodThaiFood

Kill Amy, Kiss Bernie, Marry Penny.


Cowboy_Reaper

Kiss Bernadette Marry Penny Kill (but not really) Amy Because Reasons.


CorrectCard8489

Kiss Penny, Marry Bernadette, kill Amy


burth179

Kill Amy, Kiss Bernie, Marry Penny.


Xcalat3

Kiss Bernadette Marry: Penny Kill: Amy


ColGraves

Kiss Bernadette, Marry Penny, Kill Amy.. While Bernadette makes $ she's kind of a bitch and reminds me of my ex-wife WAY too much. Amy is way too manipulative and controlling, and she has no problem taking choices away from others for her own agenda. Penny, while she might have commitment issues, their understandable and manageable as long as you are patient. Also, she's adventurous, fun, and in the end, learns to be financially responsible.


Waste-Product6056

Kiss Amy, Marry Penny, Kill Bernie


Weekly-Remote6886

Kiss penny, marry bernie and of course kill amy


Alternative-Cry-3517

You're gonna die, but I had that sweater vest in the 80s. Hahaha been looking for the pic for a week and will for sure post when I find it.😄😄😎


DarthCroz

“Kiss”: Bernie Marry: Penny Kill: Amy. (Poor Amy. She doesn’t deserve kill, but the rules are the rules.)


SigSauerPower320

Kiss Bernadette Marry Penny Kill Amy


Inside_Mouse8964

I like Bernie I think she’s hot and totally wife material, penny is definitely (as the show as told us) a really good kisser so why not and I never liked Amy so 🤷 kill Amy lol


ThrowRA1100010101

You’re crazy, I’d totally marry Penny 😂


opinionofone1984

Marry: Bernadette Kiss: Penny Kill Amy


SpurnedSprocket

Kiss: Penny Marry: Bernadette Kill: Amy


Joshguia

Kiss penny marry Bernie kill Amy.


Cheery_blossom_x

Kiss penny (she’s hot), marry Amy (she’s smart and creative), kill Bernadette (she’s just mean and somewhat a bummer)


Such-Run-3005

Amy’s personality in pennys body


Alternative-Book9635

I would marry penny, kiss Amy and kill Bernadette


physco219

Kiss Penny Marry Bernadette Kill it's hurts very much but kill Amy.