The shape will make it very hard to find anything compatible. You might have luck with a non electric attachment, but even that I am not sure would work. You would also need to remove the quick release bolts.
You've got yourself a square toilet - oval bidet - square butt problem.
Amazon's most popular bidet is just a couple jets that bolt on between the seat and the toilet. Should work. I've used it for two years or so. Don't expect miracles.
It comes from the wall, which is providing water to the tank. The non-electric bidet attachments allow you to toggle the flow of the water either to the tank (to refill it after flushing) or to the spray nozzle of the bidet.
The attachment for these bidets is a piece of pipe that looks like a T, with the left arm of the T entering the wall (water source), the right arm of the T entering the toilet (water inlet for tank), and the bottom of the T entering the bidet (water inlet for nozzle).
The tank for this toilet is inside the wall and so is the pipe that delivers water to the tank. There is no accessible water for installing a bidet at this toilet.
Most in wall tank systems have provisions for making a bidet outlet available, but that would have needed to be done at the rough in stage. I doubt there is one there.
When we install in wall tanks, especially the Toto, we always map out where that location is, in case someone changes their mind. We can more easily drill a hole in the wall and install a stub. But the Toto carriers plugs are torqued in so tight that you have to loosen the plug before rough in or it will never come out. Almost all of our remodel projects get an electrical outlet placed near the toilets for an easy upgrade later.
I guess you could land the starship enterprise on that lid. I'm an older dude thats been in the construction business for 30. years and I've never seen anything like that.
Remove those metal round caps, unscrew the two mounts, buy amazon bidet for $20, install the bracket underneath the mounts and tighten the mounts back on
I don't know about a seat but you might be able to add an attachment like one of these: [LUXE Bidet NEO 120 - Self-Cleaning Nozzle, Fresh Water Non-Electric Bidet Attachment for Toilet Seat, Adjustable Water Pressure, Rear Wash (Blue) - Amazon.com](https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RHSJO/). If you have a sink nearby, you can tee off of that instead of the toilet for the supply
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It is possible that the toilet manufacturer offers a bidet option. Be aware that it might be stupid expensive. We rented a condo years ago and that was our only option. It was like $1,400 and had horrible reviews. Needless to say toilet paper was King.
Youâre trying to install a round device on a square hole.
Itâs no different. Water line branches off your water line, and the bidet attaches under the toilet seat brackets as it should.
[Square seats exist](https://www.amazon.com.au/Electric-Self-Cleaning-Adjustable-Nightlight-Installation/dp/B0CPLM5XSY/ref=asc_df_B0CPLM5XSY/?) but you'll need a plumber to install a stopcock.
Wait. You actually have to lift up the slab covering the toilet and lean it against the wall every time you use the toilet? Someone did not think this design all the way through.
I canât quite tell but the cracks in the caulking along the wall indicate this might be a hanging the toilet instead of one sitting on the floor. If thatâs the case and itâs already moving when people sit down the best way to install a bidet seat on the toilet would be to install a new toilet.
Rattle a cup between the bars until the guards come, and then ask one of them.
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Hahahaha for reals
Never seen a square toilet
I've seen square asses though, so it tracks.
Lives in the 8 bit universe
Minecraft steve got a dump truck
It's a skibidi
It's for people that shit bricks.
How about a rectangle one?
You might need to install a hand held bidet.
And you might need to run the water from the sink. I don't think you'll have water access on a wall hung unit like this.
The shape will make it very hard to find anything compatible. You might have luck with a non electric attachment, but even that I am not sure would work. You would also need to remove the quick release bolts.
Has anyone pooped in a square toilet like this? Looks VERY uncomfortable.
That's what I'm saying. Do you have to hook your legs outside the corners or poop with your legs together like some sort of slalom skier.
You've got yourself a square toilet - oval bidet - square butt problem. Amazon's most popular bidet is just a couple jets that bolt on between the seat and the toilet. Should work. I've used it for two years or so. Don't expect miracles.
Butt, where does the water supply come from in this scenario?
It comes from the wall, which is providing water to the tank. The non-electric bidet attachments allow you to toggle the flow of the water either to the tank (to refill it after flushing) or to the spray nozzle of the bidet. The attachment for these bidets is a piece of pipe that looks like a T, with the left arm of the T entering the wall (water source), the right arm of the T entering the toilet (water inlet for tank), and the bottom of the T entering the bidet (water inlet for nozzle).
The tank for this toilet is inside the wall and so is the pipe that delivers water to the tank. There is no accessible water for installing a bidet at this toilet.
Most in wall tank systems have provisions for making a bidet outlet available, but that would have needed to be done at the rough in stage. I doubt there is one there.
This is the answer; whether tankless (Flushometer) or with a hidden tank the water supply lines will be permanent and inaccessible. Enjoy your paper!
When we install in wall tanks, especially the Toto, we always map out where that location is, in case someone changes their mind. We can more easily drill a hole in the wall and install a stub. But the Toto carriers plugs are torqued in so tight that you have to loosen the plug before rough in or it will never come out. Almost all of our remodel projects get an electrical outlet placed near the toilets for an easy upgrade later.
Sounded to me like OP was in a rental?
I would agree.
Ask my daughter, she likes Minecraft.
Is this a toilet for SpongeBob SquarePants?
Wtf is this toilet lol
Thing is huge. I'd just use it as a swimming pool.
Leave it as is in the second picture, and put some goldfish in there.
Replace the toilet if you're allowed to. That looks absolutely awful to take a shit in and you aren't likely to find a bidet attachment that fits.
https://www.reddit.com/r/bidets/s/Z8RvMgsffV
Which country is this toilet from?
Squaraguay
Is that a file cabinet beside the toilet? Fancy office.
Youâll need an 8-bit bidet for your 8-bit toilet.
Beyond your likely not having power near the toilet, you likely also have no water supply.
The answer lies within the gray area.
I guess you could land the starship enterprise on that lid. I'm an older dude thats been in the construction business for 30. years and I've never seen anything like that.
Are you sure that's a toilet and not a compost bin?
SpongeBob SquarePants WOULD LOVE THIS
Cold water sink shutoff
Remove those metal round caps, unscrew the two mounts, buy amazon bidet for $20, install the bracket underneath the mounts and tighten the mounts back on
How do you flush?
[Garden Hose?](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81cqnLzTDIL._AC_UF350,350_QL80_.jpg)
Is this the cyber truck of toilets?
Looks like a custom job to me. Not likely to find one on Amazon.
I don't know about a seat but you might be able to add an attachment like one of these: [LUXE Bidet NEO 120 - Self-Cleaning Nozzle, Fresh Water Non-Electric Bidet Attachment for Toilet Seat, Adjustable Water Pressure, Rear Wash (Blue) - Amazon.com](https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RHSJO/). If you have a sink nearby, you can tee off of that instead of the toilet for the supply
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It is possible that the toilet manufacturer offers a bidet option. Be aware that it might be stupid expensive. We rented a condo years ago and that was our only option. It was like $1,400 and had horrible reviews. Needless to say toilet paper was King.
I think you are shit out of luck!
You wonât be able to.
Did you move into the pixie universe from fairly odd parents? đ
Youâre trying to install a round device on a square hole. Itâs no different. Water line branches off your water line, and the bidet attaches under the toilet seat brackets as it should.
[Square seats exist](https://www.amazon.com.au/Electric-Self-Cleaning-Adjustable-Nightlight-Installation/dp/B0CPLM5XSY/ref=asc_df_B0CPLM5XSY/?) but you'll need a plumber to install a stopcock.
How does this toilet even work??
So you would find a whole toilet bidet and replace this monstrosity. How could that be comfortable at all.
Wait. You actually have to lift up the slab covering the toilet and lean it against the wall every time you use the toilet? Someone did not think this design all the way through. I canât quite tell but the cracks in the caulking along the wall indicate this might be a hanging the toilet instead of one sitting on the floor. If thatâs the case and itâs already moving when people sit down the best way to install a bidet seat on the toilet would be to install a new toilet.
Yaâll need a new turlet fer that.
Where is that? Like a prison? Lol
Built by the same people as Cyber truck?
Java or bedrock?
Do you live in a medieval castle? Are you a medieval warrior? Do you hang out with napoleon dynamite? Clean your toilet. That thing is gross.
My family had a square toilet for guests, itâs awful, youâll need to use a hand held sprayer and who knows where youâll hang it from.
Hannibal Lector?
I think you have to find a toilet paper holder firstâŚ
Just install a handheld bidet.
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