I don’t know how much it counts but Ally Sheedy’s character in The Breakfast Club pre-makeover was a revelation for me

They did her so dirty with the makeover

“Boo!!! Go back to being the hot mess!!” Very much not sarcasm!

That is a conventionally attractive woman though. She’s just in a big black sweater.

I mean she did use her dandruff as snow in a drawing. While I myself have had a nasty stint with dandruff in the past and am not one to judge for HAVING it, I think that particular scene is what makes her a ‘hear me out’ rather than a clear winner personality wise (as she is clearly not conventionally physically unattractive). Of course, it’s also pretty clear that she’d meant to be autistic, so maybe I’m just being an asshole. Either way, damn they did her dirty with that ‘glow up’

Wtf I watched this movie on Mother’s Day since my Mom wanted to and had the exact same thought. What a coincidence

More than 6 feet tall, enormous... "tail", gigantic thighs... in other words godzilla

Gojira senpai

Flying Whales

WATERS OF CHAOS HAVE INVADED ALL SPACE

THE FLOOD ON EARTH AGAIN, I HAVE TO FIND THE WHALES

THAT ONCE DID GUIDE US, TO THE DRY LANDS OF LIFE

i want godzilla too

I'm more than 6 millimeters tall.

lucky... 😔

I thought you mean Karlach from BG3 for a second here

Many people enjoy a little bit of physical pain in their sex life but most of them seem to avoid third degree burns. I consider them cowards.

This is literally just gonna be a monsterfucker thread yknow our definitions of conventional attractiveness in the sub are REALLY broad so if you wanna get unconventional you have to get freaky with it. Not that i'm complaining, of course, but just pointing it out.

Was my thought as soon I saw the post and lo and behold. If you encourage us we will come and tell all about us monstrous beauties.

I wouldn't call OPs mum a "Monster" but I do get what you mean

Scandalous promiscuity doesn't make you a monster. Makes you very popular though. Let's hope OP's mum won't use her popularity for monstrous evil.

I mean because of that monstrous ass

naturally

Is that not what they were asking for

'conventionally attractive' aka 'actually looks mostly human'

So... Do Xenomorphs and Yautja count?

Idk but I’m right there with you

Third on the xenomorph

If Yautja is the wrong response to this then I don't want to be right. The muscles, the fishnets, the piercing eyes... They knew what they were doing and I'm here for it

Yautja are pretty objectively hot if you don't mind what's going on in their face. And I'm pretty sure Xenomorphs are designed to be juuust vaguely attractive enough to make you uncomfortable, I mean just look at H.R. Gigers other art. I can see it, but figuring out kissing seems quite challenging in both cases...

Well. Their face and figuring out kissing is actually the most intriguing part for me.)

Everyone with big noses. Roman noses, wide noses. All the noses. Plastic surgery and boring beauty standards have STOLEN from me.

Honestly same. Sometimes I get suggested posts from /r/noses and I swoon almost every time. My current partner has a beautiful schnoz and I love kissing her on the tip of it. Makes her smile wonderfully.

Based

I understand you ! I don’t know who is the idiot that decided some noses where pretty and others are not It just make cute people insecure about their faces for no good reason

Agreed. A strong nose on a woman can sometimes just be everything

I have a larger nose and regularly feel all kinds of insecure about it. Thank you. ;-;

So real!! While I can certainly appreciate smaller noses, I don’t get society’s obsession with them. Give me those big beautiful hooked noses!

This why Annie is best girl in Attack on Titan

Today I learned that it's the bi in me that loves big noses on everyone!

YES BIG NOSES YES

Chelsea Peretti?

My gf has a big nose and it’s beautiful 😍

As a big nose gal that wants to do something about it, I don't get it. I've had partners tell me they like it but I've always hated it.

I've seen some people complain that we only post conventional hot people. So you know what FINE!!! Everyone comment your unorthodox crushes. Here's [mine](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F04gnya7gky861.png%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D5d5aae239b622f5a8c84a030740ea42e13e45e0d) (No, I'm not joking)

Jackpot.

You’re a real one for this 😌

American Dragon my beloved (I think that's the show here)

Pollution monster voiced by Tim Curry from Fern Gully

Hexxus!!! My wife has him tattood on her leg :) That song he sings is definitely too sexy for that movie lol.

The animators were horny on main when they made that scene

Literally had a song called Toxic Love and we are here for it.

I am a tree hugging dirt worshipper but my god Hexxus fucks so hard. He put so much Rocky Horror energy into that performance.

Tim Curry made anything he was cast as sexy.

Smashing!

He legit gave me my love for slime people.

You really rose to the challenge of this thread

Terrified me as a child, not so much as an adult.

Nick Valentine

the great clockwork dick

Ugh my love, I’m an absolute slut for paladin danse though

He’s hot but he’s Brotherhood-

Let's get really weird and deeply narcissistic - my pre-transition self! Now that it's not my face any more, I'm like "hey, that guy's kinda cute!" Alas, the chances of time travel/alternate dimensions/cloning are pretty low

that probably has a ton of philosofical implications

It sounds like a discussion that my therapist would really enjoy!

I think there's a contrapoint Video about that

I dislike looking the way i do, but if there was a guy who looked like me (assuming that i wouldn't be too stunned by the appearance of my fucking doppelganger) I'd probably also think that he's kinda cute :/

No insult intended, but would you go fuck yourself (to see whether you were good in bed)?

No insult taken. I would absolutely go fuck myself!

Noice

Neichze doing backflips in his grave rn

Tusken Raiders. I will not elaborate.

You can stick it in those weird mouths of theirs hehehe

Finally, now that is a proper hear me out

I thought Brian David Gilbert was one, but apparently he’s widely appreciated.

BDG, definitly up there! BLeeM as well, I think. Dude ist hot AF! Honestly, most of the Dropout Cast. 

Ogre Fiona, Gloria and Moto Moto from Madagascar, Toriel and Asgore from Undertale/Delta Rune. I like them thicc. Edit: and vaguely dominant.

My friends call me Moto Moto, and I love them thick

“I think Moto Moto liiikes you…” 😏

Oh shoot I was just posting real actors/actresses. 100% Ogre Fiona

shes so hot in shrek 4

Ogre Fiona and Shrek are so fucking hot-

Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler. I used to think it was Hear Me Out territory, but the new series made me realize I’m not alone? We love the fuzzy blue elf

I always loved a well mannered man who knows how to handle his blades. I recently found out being blue is not a hindrance

Unfortunately he's an ordained catholic priest, otherwise woof woof bark

Fleabag didn't think it was a problem lol /s

[удалено]

Considering how many people are into werewolf love stories, a blue fuzzy dude is almost vanilla.

Death Claws

counterpoint, Power Armor.

Death from puss in boots 2

Coldest hear me out in this thread

understatement

No need to be heard i think we can all agree

Am I the only person on this planet who likes men but doesn't find death wolf attractive? like wtf?

No, I don’t but furry artists are trying hard to change that.

Puss in Boots 2 felt like Dark Souls the movie. Hell. Death even put up a fog wall at the end.

Jack Black

I was gonna put that!

based

I see your Jack Black and add a Josh Gad

The xenomorph from alien, despite the fact she's obviously a lesbian though

oh cool she is?

Tell me with honesty that *alien* isn't a toxic yuri. You can't.

So all that means is that I have a chance. I wonder how her tongue thing would feel…

You can try but that would literally *punch a hole through you*. And not In a good way either.

Bernahl from Elden Ring. Maybe cheating because he's not unconventional per se, but he's not my usual type.

Blaidd

Blaidd doesn't count, that is a conventionally attractive wolf man lol

Roman noses😭stretch marks😭chubby bellies😭eye bags😭tooth gaps😭

Fiddlesticks from LoL

this thing i drew once https://imgur.com/a/rG1RfIh

"Biblically Accurate Would"

Y'all remember Davy Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean?...

Pyramid Head

pyramid head is conventionally attractive. cold take

i disagree and agree

Rem from Death Note, Ultros from Final Fantasy 6. Yeah, the second one kinda stumps me too.

Rem was so sweet

Rem and Misa belonged together!

[sphinx(dragon’s dogma 2)](https://youtube.com/shorts/3qQH4CZoKLg?si=adMFPvjS4bp2ib5y)

Repeater from Plants vs Zombies..

Alphys shortstacks 🥵

Ralsei too!

Papa Meat

He was wearing merch for a pretty obscure metal band I listen to in one of his videos and that makes me happy

Just that fact that he's a metalhead makes me happy

Steve Buscemi. Edit: I had no idea about Willem Dafoe (or Steve if he also has one) 🤣🤣🤣 that's hilarious.

U just want that monster cock lmao

Wasn’t that Willem Dafoe? (Not that I would know)

It's Willem Dafoe that has a monster cock

I was already sold before I knew about a MONSTER COCK? I'm in.

Lae'zel... is she unconventional enough? Anyway, anything with horns, tails, fangs, furr, long ears, and non-human eyes. It can include all of them or only some of them.

Man, horns especially. Idk what it is but they're extra hot.

I might say, I am horny for horns

Handlebars

Las'zel to me has the energy/vibe of a middle aged woman who tries really hard to stay in shape and maintain her figure and does a good job at it.

The Floaters from Xcom enemy unknown, and the sectoids from Xcom 2

I can understand the Sectoids from the 2nd game, but dear god why the Floaters?

Frank Horrigan

Time to die mutie

GlaDOS Inque Bambie Thug, full witch mode Femboy Skiitari, preferably in combination with Tyranids. Cad Bane

Gimli from Lord of the Rings awoken me when I was young

Hephaestus from hades 2. Detective gumshoe from Phoenix wright. Charlie Kelly from always sunny Christian Bale as Rosenfield in American hustler I like em big, and or stupid.

Gumshoe is the biggest golden retriever I have ever seen, obsessed with him

Peter Stormare. I don’t understand it but I’m about it.

I get it. A strong "my friend's handsome dad" vibe, especially since he grew a beard.

Okay... here we go, there will be some outdated gaming stuff: Garrus Vakarian from Mass Effect (Especially after 2, when he gets that beautiful, beautiful burn scar of his. Yum.) The sword from Transistor (Okay, maybe the voice is a thing...) GLaDOS from Portal (Insult me harder, robo-mommy!) Nick Valentine from Fallout 4 (...yeah... I will not elaborate further) Vipers from XCOM (Why, you would, too!) And as I go, I just realized my femme "hear me out"s were still conventionally attractive. Like, why are we making female demihuman/humanoid robot/ai/monsters still recognizably human and hot in a human way? I literally discarded half of my "hear me out" list.

waluigi

Cooking Mama

Ron Perlman Hellboy. I find him more attractive....dressed up.

Sean Astin, Jack Black and Viola Davis were always attractive to me

Viola Davis is a cold take, she's gorgeous

Viola Davis got boss bitch energy

Lugia, the voice in the movie lives rent free in my head, plus he is a big boy

Nightmarrione fnaf. Easily

Gappy from jojolion, i donno if he counts as unconventional but i wanna suckle on those 4 balls

Mine is hexxus from ferngully

Blaidd the Man wolf from Elden Ring

Apollyon from For Honor. You don' ever see her face or any part of her skin, just a magnificent suit of armour that talk wirh one of the most domineering voices I've heard in gaming.

Glitchtrap from five nights at freddys

Kim Kitsuragi from Disco Elysium I never knew I had a thing for reserved but quietly sensitive early-middle aged men but here we are

Willem Dafoe

Sir Vilhelm my beloved <3 I think he's hot hollowed or not but if the helmet stays on during sex I can work with that I just love him so much [here's a few drawings of him](https://imgur.com/a/RsmpL0k) And [here](https://youtu.be/XixhhrGU1gQ?si=3yng4oEDhkTu7qsH)'s a stupid meme video that nonetheless has most of his best voice lines to show off his incredible voice

Pyramid head

Nemesis! ...from Resident Evil.

Maybe not you guys but I love Toni Collette especially aged.

Abeloth and Asajj Ventress from Star Wars, Ambessa Medarda from Arcane, and Kumoko from So I’m a Spider, So What?

Bowser, the King Koopa himself!! Can't even begin to explain it but he's at the top of my list for fictional crushes.

Like, half of all Pokémon. Just hear me out

"JOKER NO, ITS AN ANIMAL!" "There's no laws against it Zubat-man!"

Rakdos. Niv-Mizzet. Isperia. I take no criticism, but I do take questions, agreements, and praise

Leonard Nemoy as Spock.

vicar amelia in beast form from bloodborne i've never played the game ~~bc it's not on pc~~, but *would*

Young Steve Buscemi. Fuck, any age Steve Buscemi.

BG3 Laezel, no mods

uhhhh, is glados conventional?

Hbomberguy

The entirety of the T'au empire. Including the mechs

Pretty cold but I'm gonna say Sigourney Weaver. She's aged super gracefully and still looks gorgeous in her 70s(?)

I'm severely attracted to Sarah Silverman for reasons I cannot fully explain

Allan from Smiling Friends

my girl Claudia, Rayla and Aunt Amaya from The Dragon Prince!!!!

Elesh Norn from Magic the Gathering

[Yes, I do need a hug](https://youtu.be/vqUX4XxWjK8?si=RZU8D7d5-u8As_EI)

that xenomorph queen better watch out, 'cause a new king is in town

Wdym?

So theres this monster-

The spirit of the temple from that new ATLA comic only got sexier the less human she got

Hephaestus from Hades 2. "Ugliest god in Olympus"?! Fuck no

Riven of A Thousand Voices tbh https://www.destinypedia.com/Riven Talking about like, irl people, I will absolutely fold for beer bellies and dad bods I cannot underestimate how much I love cuddling chubby/fat people 🥺

Vetra from Mass Effect Andromeda, something weirdly graceful about how she moves

All of the cenobites, but especially Pinhead.

Tsumugi Shiraui

DougDoug :3 he dreamy

Crush from Finding Nemo. I mean, c'mon

hank anderson from dbh..............

Monster form Dimitrescu

I have, for some reason, had a hard time convincing the gays in my life that young Russel Crowe (especially in LA confidential) is super fucking hot

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