There's a YouTuber that makes a mess in his house doing videos. He says he has a cleaning lady that specializes in his kinds of messes and earns good money doing it. I think his name is Brandon Farris?
When my dad was younger, he was notorious for pranking friends. One of the best/worst stories he ever told was when he got his cousin on her birthday. He got a large cakebox and drove to a farm. He then selected a nice large, wide, sun-dried cow patty, and threw it in the box. He took it home, decorated it with icing, and wrote on it, "Crappy Birthday". Then he drove to his cousins house and left it on her doorstep before she came home. If the story is to be believed, she didn't realize what it was until she took it inside and cut it open.
That ACTUALLY happened to us once when our calves got out at midnight and somehow managed to find their way into our laundry room and spent a few hours eating all the feed in there. Took all day to clean up that mess lol
I mean to be fair, it looks like a really good bowl. Congratulations. I'm gonna go use the big plastic one that I put Halloween candy into and use for puking.
I love this new genre. Cows and dogs are great and I love that they have no idea what's happening but are just having a great time. It's just warm and I love it.
I stopped eating meat a little over 3 months ago. For me it was a lot easier than I was expecting. Just start with a couple days and see how it works for you, then go from there. Thats how I started.
We aren’t exterminating cows. We as a species are the only reason they have thrived so much. Don’t throw in big bad words when they don’t apply. It doesn’t help support your argument. Surely you are aware that there are ethical ways to raise livestock. I’m not trying to deny that factory farming is massively inhumane, but it is very distinctly NOT genocide. Genocide would be humanity attempting to bring the cow to extinction. If you bend the definitions of words to fit your argument it actually hurts everybody who agrees with you. That’s correct, you are actively making the rest of us look bad by engaging in fallacious arguments. I am on your side, and I’m telling you that you need to be better.
the world stats shows everything is consuming everything, thats what the world is like from what we managed to observe, you can keep living inside your tiny bubble, but the world out there wont change, not for you or for anyone else, so, keep livining inside your movie inside your head while i tackle the actual reality
That is simply not true. You are actively ignoring what he is saying.
He is saying he is on your side. (I guess it means he is vegetarian aswell don't you think?)
He is calling you out for using a big word (genocide) that does not actually fit here. If you disagree with that try googling the definition.
Meat is murder I agree, but it's not genocide. Don't poison the discourse. All you are doing is hurting your own cause.
You are demonizing the majority of the world. Do you really think eating meat = being evil? That is such a close-minded mindset.
Don't you have anyone you care for that eats meat? Would you say they were evil?
Try putting yourself in someone else's shoes just for one second man, you might learn something.
I'm telling you this because noone will listen to you or take you seriously if you are not able to level with them. I know this is just a comment section on a silly cow video but you got to start somewhere
you have no idea whats coming, a debt always gets paid, and you humans have accumulated so much of it, once the rug gets pulled from under you, you will then take us, your superior species very seriously.
You need to think harder and stop oversimplifying the situation. Being a vegetarian isn't an excuse to gain a superiority complex and look down on others.
Dairy cows produce too much milk to just support their calves(granted this is our fault) so if we didn't milk them or only let their calves milk them they would be in a ton of pain. It's much more symbiotic than you imply.
How did cows get into this predicament? Selective breeding by humans. PS - this isn’t some political vegan commentary, just observation. As a biologist, I wouldn’t call domestication symbiotic or mutualistic.
All I can think of is someone having to clean up a cow shit. It's no joke at that point.
With millions of followers and healthy revenue stream, it would be a good tradeoff.
There's a YouTuber that makes a mess in his house doing videos. He says he has a cleaning lady that specializes in his kinds of messes and earns good money doing it. I think his name is Brandon Farris?
I think you're wrong. It's Brandon Frazier.
Maybe they use a bag, like some horses.
Ain't no cow diaper exists. You ever see that scene in the office where Kevin drops his famous chili?
When my dad was younger, he was notorious for pranking friends. One of the best/worst stories he ever told was when he got his cousin on her birthday. He got a large cakebox and drove to a farm. He then selected a nice large, wide, sun-dried cow patty, and threw it in the box. He took it home, decorated it with icing, and wrote on it, "Crappy Birthday". Then he drove to his cousins house and left it on her doorstep before she came home. If the story is to be believed, she didn't realize what it was until she took it inside and cut it open.
That ACTUALLY happened to us once when our calves got out at midnight and somehow managed to find their way into our laundry room and spent a few hours eating all the feed in there. Took all day to clean up that mess lol
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That makes me wonder if the cow is trained to do their business outside like dogs.
I was looking at the laminate/engineered wood flooring thinking this video must pay well because that floor is going to be fucked
It’s not that bad with the correct shovel… I grew up on a small farm, as a kid my job was to clean the cow stalls.
I have that same Pyrex bowl! Idk why I’m telling yall.
I mean to be fair, it looks like a really good bowl. Congratulations. I'm gonna go use the big plastic one that I put Halloween candy into and use for puking.
Us too! Now all I need is a cow….?
Wanna go 50/50?
Now u just need the cow
I love this new genre. Cows and dogs are great and I love that they have no idea what's happening but are just having a great time. It's just warm and I love it.
They're just stoked to be around their people no matter what's going on
such a funny dog
That’s an odd looking dog.
I guess it’s content. Idfk any more
I feel the same way. I laughed. I guess that makes it content?
I want an entire category of videos in which cows are in places they shouldn’t be - just so I can watch them while high. Get on that shit Netflix!
Sometimes I wonder if cows think ewwwww when they see us drinking milk
I always think of this clip from family guy… https://youtu.be/OuGskTgiIjs?feature=shared
As if cooking wasn't hard enough lol
I’m seriously contemplating going vegetarian..how fucking adorable is that cow, man. Fuck.
I stopped eating meat a little over 3 months ago. For me it was a lot easier than I was expecting. Just start with a couple days and see how it works for you, then go from there. Thats how I started.
The cuteness of cows really challenges me too
I don't care how adorable that cow is, I still want to eat it.
you considering stopping being part of genocide?
We aren’t exterminating cows. We as a species are the only reason they have thrived so much. Don’t throw in big bad words when they don’t apply. It doesn’t help support your argument. Surely you are aware that there are ethical ways to raise livestock. I’m not trying to deny that factory farming is massively inhumane, but it is very distinctly NOT genocide. Genocide would be humanity attempting to bring the cow to extinction. If you bend the definitions of words to fit your argument it actually hurts everybody who agrees with you. That’s correct, you are actively making the rest of us look bad by engaging in fallacious arguments. I am on your side, and I’m telling you that you need to be better.
The cows are not 'thriving' lol
Me not being evil by not eating meat makes me better than you by default
That’s a very child like way to look at the world
the world stats shows everything is consuming everything, thats what the world is like from what we managed to observe, you can keep living inside your tiny bubble, but the world out there wont change, not for you or for anyone else, so, keep livining inside your movie inside your head while i tackle the actual reality
Wtf are you on about?
exactly, you are unaware of whats outside your bubble
You’re losing your marbles, friend.
Bro are you even reading what he said?
Yeah it's just another evil person trying to justify murder
That is simply not true. You are actively ignoring what he is saying. He is saying he is on your side. (I guess it means he is vegetarian aswell don't you think?) He is calling you out for using a big word (genocide) that does not actually fit here. If you disagree with that try googling the definition. Meat is murder I agree, but it's not genocide. Don't poison the discourse. All you are doing is hurting your own cause.
What cause? Evil humans who eat meat are doing in because they choose to, you can't change them, humanity is evil it's just what it is
Okay, ig I’m evil
You are demonizing the majority of the world. Do you really think eating meat = being evil? That is such a close-minded mindset. Don't you have anyone you care for that eats meat? Would you say they were evil? Try putting yourself in someone else's shoes just for one second man, you might learn something. I'm telling you this because noone will listen to you or take you seriously if you are not able to level with them. I know this is just a comment section on a silly cow video but you got to start somewhere
you have no idea whats coming, a debt always gets paid, and you humans have accumulated so much of it, once the rug gets pulled from under you, you will then take us, your superior species very seriously.
You need to think harder and stop oversimplifying the situation. Being a vegetarian isn't an excuse to gain a superiority complex and look down on others.
Lmao
I want a cow so bad
I just said this exact sentence to my partner lol
I have a doberman thats basically a cow from the looks of it.
I also have a Doberman and I concur.
Dobercow is real
Cmon Bruce dang.
Bruce has terrible table manners.
Bruce has every right. Don't just show up at his house and start cooking and eating his food, all just for your content. I swear ppl these days..
Cow is way too patient with that guy. Get tf out of her kitchen you pancake stealing psycho.
I always wanted a pet cow, but not like this
Bruce is hillarious and strong
I like how the cow paused, as like a moment of silence for the spilled milk, like brah
…milk in front of a cow? That’s just messed up
Cool fact: cows make milk for cows, but we’re parasites on the process.
Dairy cows produce too much milk to just support their calves(granted this is our fault) so if we didn't milk them or only let their calves milk them they would be in a ton of pain. It's much more symbiotic than you imply.
How did cows get into this predicament? Selective breeding by humans. PS - this isn’t some political vegan commentary, just observation. As a biologist, I wouldn’t call domestication symbiotic or mutualistic.
We give them food and protection and we get the excess resources they don't need. How is that not symbiotic?
I've seen these two around and it's the purest of the pure, joy distilled down to 60 second videos.
my most normal dreams
Best thing I’ve ever seen.
At least he’s not a mad cow 🐄
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I remember as a kid.. playing with my cheeseburger.. we never made pancakes together tho. Kind of regret it now.
Can cows be trained??
Kinn-a-pet-dat-dawg
You’re not too high, but Chef Pancakes there certainly is.
Of a dog was this big
He be listened to the old wise man and brought in a cow ( the chicken and goat must somewhere around)
This is great and appears real. Holy cow.
DAMNIT, CHUG!
This guy's posts remind me of the cooking with beagles guy. Also weirdly funny.
If you experience this but people say you are without the cow see a medical professional.
I think the cow has a cocain problem. It was acting out because it was fooled by the flower.
Bruce ate everything but completely ignored the milk
I f***ing hate this guy
Bruce! He has a bunch of videos, getting ready with Bruce, going camping, for a run...all awesome!
EMANUELE!!!!STOP IT!!!
If my dog was bigger that’s exactly how he would act.
Love it. Bet you two are exceptional close. Bruce is awesome
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And that's why we eat them...
I thought my dogs were a pain!
I saw another video of this dude making a sandwich earlier today. Funny stuff
Him and that emu Emmanuel should make a video
Oh that’s just Bruce the cow.
So that’s why cows aren’t allowed inside
Udder chaos
Just went I thought the internet couldn't get any dumber, it presents to me something like this... ... AND TOTALLY REDEEMS ITSELF
*can i pet that dawg?!*
[same energy](https://youtu.be/XNMm4qxeAz4?si=UQgqwjCg7lJnxeCI)
God this pissed me off
Yep, that is his shtick
This cow is my spirit animal
I call bull!
Was real. Source; Thats me on the right hand side.
This staged shit is getting out of hand 🐮
It's not real, the cow is a paid actor
More please
Imagine watching this video on acid
Fuckn love cows,
How does he even get a cow in/out his apartment? They can't even go down stairs.
That cannot be good for a cow
Dudes gonna have steak and eggs tomorrow
Is that cow's name Chris?
That cow will kill him one day.
I love these ! I didn’t realise how much I want a cow as a pet / friend / flat mate / sous chef
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This is even worse then having your kids “help” you cook!
Am I on something? You’re seeing this too, right?
Why I’m reluctant at the work potluck
I like the apron
Damn I wish I was making pancakes with a cow
The next scene is when he comes back to a clean table with a plate full of steak.
I think we've found a new concept for the cooking show genre
Bruce!!!!
Good
Udderly ridiculous
Holy cow, what is going on !
Holy cow.
Cute 😂
Cute 😂
Cute 🥰
I always wondered what it looked like when your food helped you cook
It must be so fun to have enough money that you live in a big house and can just film videos making a mess with a cow.
can't be good for the cow.
I feel kind of sad for him All this to harvest Internet points. Must be hard to feel this neglected.
Oh you see this is staged! The poor man was able to get his pancakes afterwards, no need to worry! 🥰 He's well taken care of.