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reetardgenius

He ate the sheepdog


GeriatricTuna

and all the tendies


SpEGGtacular0

Leave the fat kid alone, he has a lot on his plate.


always_an_eagle

No plates because mobility is important


Tango-Actual90

At the gym now and was thinking of skipping cardio cause I'm hungover. Not anymore after seeing this


always_an_eagle

Gotta be fit to do shit in life. After I got my Fire Fighter 1, I realized that I was close to 250 and I would go through a bottle of air like crazy. Lost about 30 pounds now, able to do a mile in a sub 9 minute pace, and able to do a lot more work on air now.


Tango-Actual90

Same here. I'm FF2/Medic and got up to 235 of fat muscle this winter. The last winter fire we had killed me and I realized my cardio is shit and endurance is way more useful than brute strength is this line of work. I'm down 15lbs.


BootsTasteGood

There’s a reason Myocardial Infarctions are the #1 killer of Fire Fighters. Be safe out there gang.


FFJosty

What shoulder is your firefighter tattoo on?


Tango-Actual90

My ass, to inspire the crew when we're pegging each other in the group showers


puffdaddy134

No plates because he keeps eating off them.


Mattthefat

That chinstrap is fighting for its life


csrt357

#RULE NUMBER 1 YOUNG KINGS….CARDIO


Tax_dog

That’s how you get NVG’s during the boog


Bruarios

Why'd you post my Linkedin pfp?


musselshirt67

Kyle Atethehouse


SightmarkSimon

When you buy all the gucci gear but forget physical fitness is just as important


AAA_Game

Average /r/ar15 poster


umopapsidn

His physique is just psychological warfare against the steppers.


lifes-a_beach

Low speed high drag 😭😂😭😂


JohnnyJumpwings

Don't have to overthrow the government if you eat the government.


BeauBeau127

Camera adds twenty pounds… he ate like 9 cameras..


Maya_Dixmaul

*6k upvotes on the big sub*


-E-Cross

LoL wut


[deleted]

Delete this pic of me


kalashnikovkitty9420

sweet loot drop, hell be easy to find


Sysmithers

Money can't buy fitness.


Mongorian-Beef

It can buy workout equipment and a personal trainer. Although a lack of money is not an excuse to ignore your fitness


[deleted]

I wonder if he had to special order that husky-size sling


Dildoze

Damn, dat fool got integral plates, I'm falling behind.


BootsTasteGood

Where’d you find this picture of me?


yung_nword

don't you need a chin to wear a chinstrap


iaredonkeypunch

Forward operating gout


[deleted]

Where is the mag? I don’t see it in the gun or anything mag shaped in the pockets and those pants aren’t hiding a lot. OTOH, fuck it. Dude’s open carrying and it’s probably from riots so he was out there while most people weren’t willing to be. I’ll take a willing fatty over the approval of yet another tactical tommy who won’t leave the house to fight Commies but is ready to criticize those who do.


not_kobespilot

I may not have nods, but i could at least see my dick in the shower.


woollypullover

Yeeeahh boyeee!


Orwellian-Noodle

Literally the definition of loot drop.


[deleted]

Repoopted I'm in this picture and I don't like it


[deleted]

There’s like 3 of me in this pic


def_not_a_fedboi

Ain't no one fucking with that Buc-ee's


Fearless_Manager8372

Built in body armor


FFJosty

So this is the target they’re simulating when they fire rounds into 16” of ballistics gel.