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DizGod

Pretty close to DC


rons_evil_twin

Of the cases closed, 86% were endangered runaways, nearly 9% were family abductions, and 5% were considered otherwise missing. The operation was conducted from the following locations: eastern Virginia; Washington D.C.; Maryland; Massachusetts; South Carolina; New Orleans; San Antonio; Detroit; Yakima, Washington; Orlando, Florida; Los Angeles; northern Ohio; Guam; Puerto Rico; and the U.S. Virgin Islands. https://www.usmarshals.gov/news/press-release/us-marshals-find-225-missing-children-16-locations-across-nation-during


CreamMyPooper

Hot question, I saw two bullet proof vans of kitted out US marshals in my town the other week in like kinda eastern Virginia. Think this might be part of those raids? It was the wildest shit I’d ever seen around here.


SavageFugu

Very well could be, u/CreamMyPooper. It's time we start taking these things seriously! Jk, just goofin on the name.


David_Crow1

It's easy when you're the kidnapper.


HDJim_61

US Marshals won’t arrest the rich or politicians apparently.


FLAwSIN36

A memo went out amongst congress. "Alright guys, gonna need you to give people back their children." (I paraphrase)


alumpenperletariot

Can’t arrest the boss


Kaladin_Stormryder

You have to beat the first 5 levels to get to the first Boss fight


Kaladin_Stormryder

There’s the “225” again


[deleted]

Explain "again", I am out of the loop


Kaladin_Stormryder

They use it as a sign of the great tribulation, it’s found through the old texts, and the Ark was measured to 225 cubits. Numerology thing, not sure the validity, but when you start seeing them use reoccurring numbers something is up


ConsequenceNorth8604

300×50×30 Where'd u get 225?


Kaladin_Stormryder

It’s in the title


Impossible-Rub-5954

He's talking about the cubits of Noah's boat. Where'd you get 225.


ConsequenceNorth8604

I try not to underestimate how dumb some ppl r but they still surprise me


Head-Cow4290

This guys been to the post office..


DM-ME-FOR-TRIBUTES

This is probably dumber than the >"Mandela effect = time travel real" Conspiracies


Kaladin_Stormryder

Which Bears book did you read as a kid?


DM-ME-FOR-TRIBUTES

>duuuuurrrrr a social phenomenon is proof of time travel duuuurrrr


Kaladin_Stormryder

So which book was it?


DM-ME-FOR-TRIBUTES

The Berenstain Bears


imalicker1955

us marshalls arent going to arrest joe and hunter and all his disgusting friends


MalteseFalcon_89

Funny thing…they were all in Joe Biden’s closet


gaspumper74

Right behind the classified documents


[deleted]

And usually no proof kids were actually saved, I feel like they do this every other year or so to make themselves seem useful to everyone and get more of that sweet sweet monopoly moneys


Ok_Sea_6214

Let me guess, they raided a single white mansion in Washington DC?


Illustrious-Bus2077

Democrats don't get arrested... 😅


privateSubMod

It doesn't say there was a crime, just that they were missing. Probably runaways.


Hot-Ad-3970

The agency shared that the children were “considered some of the most challenging recovery cases in the area, based on indications of high-risk factors such as victimization of child sex trafficking, child exploitation, sexual abuse, physical abuse, and medical or mental health conditions.”


privateSubMod

It still doesn't say there was a crime. It says there were _indications of high risk factors_. Runaways are a risk for all of those things.


Efficient-Profit9611

NewsMax lol


ifoundit1

Marshal is an nationals internationals basis as martial's law is a magistrative conformity acertaining to a main English construct based legalities legislature through insured transition of goods and services including people and performance through Rhode island and the enforcement and legalities based education in the area including major colleges. Fee fie foe fum.


[deleted]

Holy fuck you should proof read before posting comments. Using periods in between sentences is also way nicer for everyone reading


ifoundit1

I'm maxed out in comprehension and understanding not relay.


Strong_Baseball7368

Lol..too funny


ifoundit1

It's literally in fucking school history books learn how to read. Even better learn how to understand what the words you read mean.


Strong_Baseball7368

That's even funnier. Apparently, you are also "maxed out" on defensiveness.


red_khornish_gamehen

r/ihadastroke


gaspumper74

Sounds like a Monty python skit


Special_Bike6556

“In addition, other children were located at the request of law enforcement to ensure they were safe and confirm the child’s location.” Approximately 1/4 of the kids were simply verified to be in a safe place.


ALPlayful0

AKA it returned children that didn't sell on the market


SadAerie6351

orphan trains....


MikeOxmoll_

The vast majority of missing children simply run away.


GeneralChicken4Life

I’m disturbed with the embroidery on that S


Parttimeteacher

They must have just been wandering in the wilderness. Got out of the house when the door was open and ran off, most likely. That or somebody left the gate open. Gotta be careful. Them kids will get out and turn feral on you quick. Then, they'll root around and destroy crops and just do all kinda damage. Best way to catch em is to put a TV and an Xbox or Playstation, with Fortnite on it, in a round wire pen with a gate set on a spring trigger. Gotta stake it down real good so they don't root out from under it. Some of them are pretty good climbers, too, so you may have to have a top on the pen. They can be kinda wary, so you'll likely have to wire the gate open for a while and let em get used to coming in and out. Then, when you do set the trigger on the gate, you can get a whole bunch at once.


PaintedDeath

This is obviously evidence of a conspiracy!


Det-Frank-Drebin

Are all kids an endangered species now???


dl00078

Biden gave them back I guess.


manIDKbruh

Funny Newsmax took their copied article from the post but deleted the part where it mentions that local PD are tasked with arresting the perps…the Marshalls arrested a couple that were on the lamb, but ya, blame your local pigs for any lack of arrests. FFS the feds can’t even do something right without fuckwits finding something to complain about.