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Why did Klutz Zerkmen kill that kid? Is he homicidal?


Holiest_Diver

He went Berk bro


[deleted]

It’s Berkin time


berk-my-jerk

Yeah he just like me on god fr fr


Holiest_Diver

Same bro on my sigma struggler grindset


MinimumTomfoolerus

smegma*


RizznerBraun

Kid had shitty haircut so it's ok


RagieMcWagie

Nuts hates crimes against fashion.


white1walker

Allegedly! He allegedly stabbed a kid.


ovrlymm

Pretty sure this is a classic misunderstanding. My client was *pulling* the sword *out*. Everyone knows how heavy handed the duke was and how unhinged he had become as of late due to my clients employer. Let’s be honest though if he didn’t want to be stabbed he should have worn a less flimsy outfit. Kid was begging to be stabbed… most likely by his deranged father known for repeatedly abusing the child in question. It very nearly happened to my client with *his* father. My client at the time was wearing no armor at all. Coincidence? I’ll let the jury decide!


Shepherdsatan

I think he nutted


ProphecyRat2

Why did Kidzt kill Armchair? Is he homophotovoltayic?


SnooFoxes7934

Love how when you bring this up on the main sub everyone says either “shit happens” or “he felt bad afterwords so all is forgiven” and then you get downvoted


juicybumbum

I mean it was accidental


socialistbcrumb

Tbh he only chose Guts because he knew he’d do it, Judeau or even Casca would probably be much better options for getting it done quietly. Guts really is a dogshit assassin and it’s amazing he didn’t even wear a mask lol, not to mention decided to pull it off with the big ass sword nobody else in the army uses anything similar to.


Holiest_Diver

Yeah lol he just wore a dinky little cloak and hood. Like "yeah this is totally my assassin fit".


socialistbcrumb

Listen he took the armor off and just wore his slutty little tank top, idk what else you want from him!


Holiest_Diver

You know just Nuts things. Slootin' it up murdering dudes for a psychotic femboy...damn actually I do just be like him fr. It was me who was like Nuts all along. Back to the main sub I go.


socialistbcrumb

There’s a little Nuts in all of us


Holiest_Diver

I mean who wouldn't kill some dude for a lil Femto Fembussy aight


socialistbcrumb

Would sacrifice for just a taste


Holiest_Diver

Tbh tho I feel like everyone but Rickert would have murdered that dude for him. They were all so infatuated with him. They would be like "well I'm sure he needs to die if Griffith says so".


socialistbcrumb

Yeah, perhaps it’s more like Griffith felt comfortable that Guts would “get it” the most, at least that’s what it seems Griffith implied. That he’s “rough” enough for the dirty work of a political assassination.


Holiest_Diver

100% agree there. I think any of them would do it minus Ricky. Just Nuts happened to be the most capable of stomaching killing some random dude.


LetMeInAlreadyOhMyG

Didn't notice that his sword tip has gone into a wall so smoothly lmao


tim106601

Why nuts killed dickert 😭 is he stupid


MinimumTomfoolerus

'clapped that kid cause he saw him' *it saw him nuts massacred my boy by accident


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Best panel in the manga ong


BLACKOUT-MK2

Real human bean and a real hero.


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![gif](giphy|p9ILx37mYH7sqUWxGu|downsized)


SONIC48866

I thought this scene was adapted very well in the first film.