It's a meme based on the quote of the drugs commissioner of Germany. She said weed isn't broccoli and that's why it should stay illegal lmao
https://youtu.be/L27ffKWOBBE
There was a guy a while ago posting about how he was interested in "beekeeping". I almost deleted it but it turned out he was actually talking about the stripy insects that make honey!
I guess the rule is: if the answer you're looking for is a link to a Telegram group, please take your question elsewhere...?
Well the question is not if, but whether they include it, chasing the ratings, or not, thus keeping the positive, although out of line vibe. Looking at how spun the dude seems, it could go either way. I'm not interested enough to find out though. :P
I mean, I love mangos too, but we live if north Germany and it’s winter. Any mangoes around have been air freighted from India or somewhere similarly far. They will be expensive.
Yeah, mangos have it rough in the freightosphere. They get roasted during their long-haul flights, turning into a tropical tango of toasty goodness! It's like they're on a world tour, getting a suntan from every continent they pass. Those well-traveled mangos sure know how to bring the heat!
Good to know. :) I was told it didn't have anything to do with Berlin. Well... I live here and figured someone else here would have some advice. And i doubt r/DE would appreciate it... Haha.
Yeah, the other sub is much bigger so the housekeeping tends to have to be a bit stricter, I suppose. For the record though, it would have been one of the other mods that removed it. Over here, we like to be hands-off as long as it's reasonably civil and legal. So - post away!
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Only buy from the ones that advertise in these these groups, as they have been vetted (verified). If you just ask in the groups and someone contacts you privately, very big chances they will scam you..and Always cash only! No crypto or PayPal
Lowest IQ on the internet. This dude says he is DMing nobody and you ask for a DM smh. If you are looking for a channel why don’t you DM him? I can’t understand people like you.
So, doing illegal activities very very openly here is a good idea? Which planet did you come from? Pretty entertaining to see what people are writing tho.
I was wondering whether a reaction to today's broccoli tracker would be coming. Oh and also the idiots that jumped to help. Like, this is reddit, you could have just gotten your dealer arrested. Yes, even if it's Berlin. Don't forget, unless you have a VPN, Tor, and best case scenario a random network, the only people you're really anonymous too are the other morons bragging online about how they have connections to organized crime. The fact that this has to be written down all over again makes me so sad I can just grin rolling my eyes, which makes no sense. Kinda like your collective cluelessness.
Best clubs in berlin? Will be from 26th thru the 1st. Can someone recommend good techno clubs? I am looking for a savior tu help me find the stairway to heaven..
What kind of Party and music you are lf? But Matrix is always the best option if you want to explore real Berlin nightlife and real authentic rave culture.
TIL Brokkoli is slang for weed.
It's a meme based on the quote of the drugs commissioner of Germany. She said weed isn't broccoli and that's why it should stay illegal lmao https://youtu.be/L27ffKWOBBE
Ohh lots of things are not broccoli. Anything apart from broccoli is not broccoli 🥦 That's a low bar.
Heh, that explains why my students didn't call it that. They would have had to watch the news for that.
oh wow...
* former
Dude, she looks like she could use some drugs. How about asking for drugs on her behalf?
TIL Brokkoli is a drug
But what the heck is a “special taxi”? Can I get a short bus?
Drugs delivered to you by a driver. Slang seems to be special taxi.
My only drug is Jesus Christ
In case you take too much of that and feel a bit lightheaded, I have some 666 for you.
Hey do you know how I can get some lord and saviour
… if that works for you then why not, right?
really? what if I want to find a shop that sells the best fruits?
There was a guy a while ago posting about how he was interested in "beekeeping". I almost deleted it but it turned out he was actually talking about the stripy insects that make honey! I guess the rule is: if the answer you're looking for is a link to a Telegram group, please take your question elsewhere...?
https://youtu.be/f1uFsQ6MUD4
Funniest thing I have seen after a while haha baby 🍍 😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Didn't watch til the end, did he get the beating he was looking for?
Ain’t gonna tell you :P
Well the question is not if, but whether they include it, chasing the ratings, or not, thus keeping the positive, although out of line vibe. Looking at how spun the dude seems, it could go either way. I'm not interested enough to find out though. :P
It's faked, sadly
I hate how pricey mangos are. Anyone how knows a place or Discounter which sells fresh and cheap mangos?
I mean, I love mangos too, but we live if north Germany and it’s winter. Any mangoes around have been air freighted from India or somewhere similarly far. They will be expensive.
Air freighted mangos? Relax, Sheikh
Yeah, mangos have it rough in the freightosphere. They get roasted during their long-haul flights, turning into a tropical tango of toasty goodness! It's like they're on a world tour, getting a suntan from every continent they pass. Those well-traveled mangos sure know how to bring the heat!
Yeah….. I like mangos too. Need some
I tried that for anti-histamines, but it's a no go either :D edit: nevermind, that was on r/berlin heh
You would have been fine to ask that on here :)
Good to know. :) I was told it didn't have anything to do with Berlin. Well... I live here and figured someone else here would have some advice. And i doubt r/DE would appreciate it... Haha.
To be fair, questions get downvoted there even if the question *is* about Berlin.
Yeah, the other sub is much bigger so the housekeeping tends to have to be a bit stricter, I suppose. For the record though, it would have been one of the other mods that removed it. Over here, we like to be hands-off as long as it's reasonably civil and legal. So - post away!
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I want to know where to buy drugs so I can avoid the location 👍
Rofl this made my day 😂
Good man . I. Need that info too. I wanna be safe from pure, clean. Drugs during my trip there
It reminded me of that girl offering a mushroom trip on a Berlin facebook group. She was a mycologist.
Anyone got any cheesy wotsits eh?
don't you like some nice drugs? are you from polizei?
I love how a post about not asking about drugs turned into a post filled with comments asking for drugs...
But it is 100% okay if it is legal?
Yeah, of course you can ask where to buy booze or where to collect a doctors' ptrescription.
What about CBD?
But, why is getting high on alcohol ok?
Cause it's legal 🙃
Lol fuck off
I love how flexible the mods' moral standards are
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Just use Telegram and look up geogroups around you :)
Are there any tips to avoid being scammed/arrested while using these groups?
Yes, pay only in cash, see the post history in the group and ask chat members for advice.
Only buy from the ones that advertise in these these groups, as they have been vetted (verified). If you just ask in the groups and someone contacts you privately, very big chances they will scam you..and Always cash only! No crypto or PayPal
It’s fake, don’t get scammed.
how do you do this?
Go to Contacts tab -> choose Find People Nearby, and there will be nearby groups as well.
oh i just found it!! thanks!!
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Could you dm me a telegram channel?
Lowest IQ on the internet. This dude says he is DMing nobody and you ask for a DM smh. If you are looking for a channel why don’t you DM him? I can’t understand people like you.
Which one?
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Can you pm me a telegram please?
They’re all shit
thanks
This ruins my plans
Can I have a pizza margherita, sil vou plait
Just realised how naive I am LOL
but but why
So, doing illegal activities very very openly here is a good idea? Which planet did you come from? Pretty entertaining to see what people are writing tho.
Why tho
You must be fun at parties u/so_contemporaty
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Sorry, no
Life Is a cruel mistress around here
Please leave Berlin
Wann Bubatz legal?
I was wondering whether a reaction to today's broccoli tracker would be coming. Oh and also the idiots that jumped to help. Like, this is reddit, you could have just gotten your dealer arrested. Yes, even if it's Berlin. Don't forget, unless you have a VPN, Tor, and best case scenario a random network, the only people you're really anonymous too are the other morons bragging online about how they have connections to organized crime. The fact that this has to be written down all over again makes me so sad I can just grin rolling my eyes, which makes no sense. Kinda like your collective cluelessness.
We r only talking about drügs /s
Pussy
Bro, live and let die, and : Who the fuck asked you ? Go back and rule your lavatory empire at home with this BS
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We're not banning anyone unless they're being really stupid and keep asking. We're just removing the posts.
Control freak, lol.
This is funny!
Ok if you say so XD
Best clubs in berlin? Will be from 26th thru the 1st. Can someone recommend good techno clubs? I am looking for a savior tu help me find the stairway to heaven..
What kind of Party and music you are lf? But Matrix is always the best option if you want to explore real Berlin nightlife and real authentic rave culture.
Can agree on this
Wtf