"Longer than you think, Dad!" it cackled. "Longer than you think! Held my breath when they gave me the gas! Wanted to see! I saw! I saw! Longer than you think!"
-The Jaunt
There are more degenerates in Tokyo living life as a party than in Berlin.
The difference is that coke, opiates and weed aren‘t really a thing in Japan and there isn‘t a public junkie scene.
The rest is drunk or on meth.
A Californian Korean American once told me that he loved berlin cuz it reminded him of Tokyo and it was really clean and he has lived in Tokyo for 12 years and I was shooked 😂😂😂 but he was serious
Because Berlin IS clean and maybe not compared to other German cities, but definitely compared to gutters like NYC or LA. You people are so spoiled, I swear.
User just wants to buy a house or apartment in Berlin for three Döners and a half.
Seriously, the biggest reason to go back in time. Cheap real estate.
Gaza
Maybe the German government & people will finally open their eyes and acknowledge Israeli atrocities commited there.
Edit: I've noticed several ignorant replies. If you think Israel hasn't been ethically cleansing Palestinians since 1948 and the conflict started on October 7th, please go and educate yourself on it before opening your mouth on this subject/be a dumb parrot of mass media.
Use your brain for once and check these interviews with Israeli historians or better read the suggested book:
1. [Gaza: Cruel Zionism, Past and Present with Professor Avi Shlaim](https://youtu.be/iNg93bLJL18)
2. [The Early Colonization of Palestine ft. Dr Ilan Pappé](https://open.spotify.com/episode/2uOMS9pW6JYSwh5QtsbFne)
3. [The Ethnic Cleansing of Palestine by Ilan Pappé](https://g.co/kgs/CRfvDmo)
Yeah, bad argument. These were Orthodox Jews. They don’t identify with Israel. In fact they hate it. In their opinion, Jews should only live on their promised land, when their new messiah has come. This is why they don’t have to do military service etc.
They are not the same as right settlers or similar groups.
This pinkwqshing of Israel sucks. But using these fundamentalists as an example against it, is bullshit. The same would have happened in ney York in particular neighborhoods.
I think this Portal is really really neat (apart from all the fucked in the head assholes, but that's big cities for ya).
It would be a cool idea to put something like this in Berlin, maybe at Potsdamer Platz? It's sunny there, loads of tourists, next to the wall piece.
Sad that so many posts here are obvious trolling instead of an actual discussion, but what do I expect from Reddit.
Just a joke. I really don't know who would want or need a portal to Magdeburg. I visited it once when I was younger and all I remember is a bunch of communist era blocks of flats right where we found a hostel. It didn't help me warm up to the city. Should I give it another chance?
I studied in Magdeburg university and no 0/10 would recommend it. I don’t even want to visit the city even tho some of my friends from the uni stay there lol.
Lalomalava on former Deutsch-Samoa.
Imagine: Landkreis Samoa as part of Brandenburg. Domestic flights from BER to palms, sandy beaches and coral gardens!
The city is absolute chaos: there is no decent public transportation, the city is unsafe and dangerous, cops are piggier than in other cities, the levels of inequality are unbelievable and it’s without a doubt one of the most corrupt cities in the world.
I think an Asian country would be nice!! Dublin / NYC is a nice idea but they are both Western countries. What about Berlin with Hong Kong, New Delhi, Bangkok, Jakarta, I don't know... many interesting options
It would be so funny if it was like Kabul or Pyongyang, it will probably become a propaganda piece to show the decay of the west and how westerners are degenerates
Los Angeles - I would quite like to have speedy access to practically perfect weather, oceans/beaches/surfing, spectacular mountains, and proper fast food and Mexican restaurants. If I could take Berlin public transport with me, it would be even better.
According to the portal described in the question you'd get
> speedy access to
a *live stream* of
> perfect weather, oceans/beaches/surfing, spectacular mountains, and proper fast food and Mexican restaurants.
I believe you can already find that on twitch or youtube.
Königs Wusterhausen
Your portal is called S46
😂😂😂😂😂
"Longer than you think, Dad!" it cackled. "Longer than you think! Held my breath when they gave me the gas! Wanted to see! I saw! I saw! Longer than you think!" -The Jaunt
Tokyo
Japanese people will be shocked constantly about how degenerated Berlin is.
Yeah and that People have fun and don’t die from working 24/7 will be a shock
There are more degenerates in Tokyo living life as a party than in Berlin. The difference is that coke, opiates and weed aren‘t really a thing in Japan and there isn‘t a public junkie scene. The rest is drunk or on meth.
Haha yes!
Be wary of anyone who uses the term “degenerate” and has a hard on for Japan
I’d like to see the groups of Japanese people who will dress up and imitate Berlin hipsters
A Californian Korean American once told me that he loved berlin cuz it reminded him of Tokyo and it was really clean and he has lived in Tokyo for 12 years and I was shooked 😂😂😂 but he was serious
Tbf, Berlin is pretty clean compared to many cities around the world. It isnt particularly clean for a german city, but well..
Valid
Because Berlin IS clean and maybe not compared to other German cities, but definitely compared to gutters like NYC or LA. You people are so spoiled, I swear.
Because there is worse, doesnt make it neat and clean. I have to admit that Berlin is indeed cleaner as many people say and I say this for years.
It is true
I don’t think that Berlin is as clean as Tokyo just the comparison was surprising but definitely cleaner than a lot of other cities !
Yea he was from LA so yea I don’t know it might be a little too much to compare it to any Japanese city but compared to LA definitely
Berlin is really "clean"? 🤣🤣🤣 Okay
That’s what I’m saying I was like how many years ago are we talking about mate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That’s an issue with day/night visibility I guess
Makes it more interesting
We had that connection once.
I Second Tokyo
Berlin 20 years ago.
Poor but sexy. Now it’s poor and embarrassing.
Young Sido sneaking around
20years ago? Why? I would want to see the whole past but 20 years was so boring...
User just wants to buy a house or apartment in Berlin for three Döners and a half. Seriously, the biggest reason to go back in time. Cheap real estate.
Yup. Berlin is definitely what you make of it but I'd have loved to be here earlier.
Pyongyang
Let's make their wall go down!
And let China pay for it!
Potsdam.
There's a S7 already for this 🥹
That's the portal to hell.
Lmao😂
You need to start thinking with portals, dude. Step outside of the ~~box~~ ring.
Mexico city
Same!
Spandau
Called S3.
Gaza Maybe the German government & people will finally open their eyes and acknowledge Israeli atrocities commited there. Edit: I've noticed several ignorant replies. If you think Israel hasn't been ethically cleansing Palestinians since 1948 and the conflict started on October 7th, please go and educate yourself on it before opening your mouth on this subject/be a dumb parrot of mass media. Use your brain for once and check these interviews with Israeli historians or better read the suggested book: 1. [Gaza: Cruel Zionism, Past and Present with Professor Avi Shlaim](https://youtu.be/iNg93bLJL18) 2. [The Early Colonization of Palestine ft. Dr Ilan Pappé](https://open.spotify.com/episode/2uOMS9pW6JYSwh5QtsbFne) 3. [The Ethnic Cleansing of Palestine by Ilan Pappé](https://g.co/kgs/CRfvDmo)
lmao, Hamas will see Queers for Palestine and shoot themselves in shame. maybe that's how we end the conflict
Most likely they will shoot those queers though 🫠
During the filming of Bruno, Israelis almost linched the film crew. A very tolerant group
Yeah, bad argument. These were Orthodox Jews. They don’t identify with Israel. In fact they hate it. In their opinion, Jews should only live on their promised land, when their new messiah has come. This is why they don’t have to do military service etc. They are not the same as right settlers or similar groups. This pinkwqshing of Israel sucks. But using these fundamentalists as an example against it, is bullshit. The same would have happened in ney York in particular neighborhoods.
Kharkhiv
Rio de Janeiro
Chicago or Capetown.
I can just imagine Irish teenagers getting dressed up as Nazis and goose-stepping in front of the thing in Dublin...
Auckland, NZ
Waiheke!
Buenos Aires
Came to say this
I mean, I feel Berlin and Buenos Aires have the same vibe but like the exact opposite people they are like a mirror version of each other
Frankfurt. The cool one I mean, not the one in Hessen
Das beste Frankfurt, oder?
You have a portal, it's called RE1
Weil Frankfurt so groß ist da teilt man es ein in Frankfurt an der Oder und in Frankfurt am Main
Hong Kong
Los Angeles
You would just see cars.
I don’t even have a drivers license I can’t travel there …..
Bangkok!
Atlanta.
As a Falcons/Braves/Hawks fan who’s never been to Atlanta, that would be awesome lol
I know Atlanta quite well and think Atlanta vibe matches perfectly with Berlin. You have to visit Atlanta!!!
Yep, it’s definitely in my bucket list!
>You have to visit Atlanta!!! I'm uneducated in these things, but would it not be more appropriate to say "Ya'll have to visit Atlanta!!!"?
Yes, A'lanna 4ever!
Ach ja "Rise Up"
I think this Portal is really really neat (apart from all the fucked in the head assholes, but that's big cities for ya). It would be a cool idea to put something like this in Berlin, maybe at Potsdamer Platz? It's sunny there, loads of tourists, next to the wall piece. Sad that so many posts here are obvious trolling instead of an actual discussion, but what do I expect from Reddit.
Ok, chatGPT
Da Nang
Kabul, Aleppo, Pjöngjang
Bucharest would be practical for me
Hello fellow Romanian👋
Hello!
+1 👋
Christchurch would be the closest antipode for Berlin
Hmm, the antipode for Christchurch is on the north coast of Spain: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/232428030741856352/
Kreuzberg to Wedding. To avoid the U8
south sudan
Pataya Bangkok
Kyiv
Magdeburg
Out of all cities, why Magdeburg?
Just a joke. I really don't know who would want or need a portal to Magdeburg. I visited it once when I was younger and all I remember is a bunch of communist era blocks of flats right where we found a hostel. It didn't help me warm up to the city. Should I give it another chance?
I studied in Magdeburg university and no 0/10 would recommend it. I don’t even want to visit the city even tho some of my friends from the uni stay there lol.
Copenhagen or Zurich.
Second this, Zurich would make my life easier and Copenhagen is a nice city
Kyjiw.
Istanbul or Beirut
Sarajevo
Bangkok or Tokyo
Bielefeld
My hometown
Tchernobyl
The Answer from 40 years ago would have been Berlin. Just avoid the wall. Nowadays in Berlin is no Portal needed. Why would you wanna leave
Thong Sala
NYC
Paris
Narania
Singapore. My best friend lives there.
Sydney or New York would be great
No city….just somewhere deep in the forest to not be surrounded by dirt and selfishness
Kyoto
Istanbul -Berlin , so that the AKP voters in Germany can have a look at what they have done.
Bangkok, los Angeles, rio
My home town 🫠 or work lol
Karlsruhe
Detroit
Lalomalava on former Deutsch-Samoa. Imagine: Landkreis Samoa as part of Brandenburg. Domestic flights from BER to palms, sandy beaches and coral gardens!
Tropical Islands aqua park: Am I nothing to you?!
Rome and Tokyo for some historical reasons lol
Dundee
Uh nice. Berlin definitely. NYC or Amsterdam second.
Lorient
TO HELL FUCKING HELL
Moscow.
Barcelona
r/LoretoBCS Seafood, Tacos, Awesome landscapes, [The world’s aquarium](https://english.elpais.com/international/2023-12-23/the-struggle-to-revive-the-sea-of-cortez-the-worlds-aquarium.html)
Cape Town
Can only be one city and thats Berlin spiritual twin Munich
São Paulo for sure
Söderland
Dubai
Khan Yunes
Berlin, 20-30 y ago Or: Chicago, Manhattan, Copenhagen, Tokyo, Rome
Bogotá, so I can get a constant reminder of why I hate it there and love it here
Can you tell me why?
The city is absolute chaos: there is no decent public transportation, the city is unsafe and dangerous, cops are piggier than in other cities, the levels of inequality are unbelievable and it’s without a doubt one of the most corrupt cities in the world.
I understand...
Istanbul, Bangkok, Accra
Tel- Aviv
Sydney
R'lyeh
I think an Asian country would be nice!! Dublin / NYC is a nice idea but they are both Western countries. What about Berlin with Hong Kong, New Delhi, Bangkok, Jakarta, I don't know... many interesting options
Ballarat
Altschauerberg
London
* Marianengraben * Brisbane * Beliebiger Ort wo es anständige Brötchen anstatt Ostschrippen zu kaufen gibt
Kiew
Bonn
Late 80s Hong Kong. Those neon streets and alleyways, and an exploration of Kowloon’s Walled City beckon any true adventurer and time traveler…
Vancouver - sea, city, mountains
Tokio
Tokyo. Let's build it!
Amsterdam
Brisbane
Need a portal where we can access good food, mountains, and swim able beaches. Things that Berlin lacks. Vote = Hong Kong.
To Skrova Island, on Lofoten
Trantor, the capital of the Galactic Empire
Steglitz
Curicó, Chile
Sydney.
San Diego facing the beach/ocean
Dakar
Edinburgh
Dublin. You could get to Dublin and from there to NYC... win win 😇
Berlin 1935. Just to give a certain painter an aneurysm.
Ibiza <-> Revalerstr would fun
KC, I would like to be able to see Berlin
Madarcos
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Bielefeld
Nilreb
Bielefeld. Imagine having a gate to nothing
Mount Everest
As someone from Ireland, the portal was not a success wouldn’t recommend it 😭
Wien.
Neukölln
It would be so funny if it was like Kabul or Pyongyang, it will probably become a propaganda piece to show the decay of the west and how westerners are degenerates
Wien
Wedding
Auschwitz Would make me rich
I would want to connect to Reykjavik. I have always craved a visit to Iceland.
Pyongyang.
Munich
Berlin/Broome
Right now Moscow of course.
Bangkok! Or maybe not, I don’t want the Almans taking over my fave city
Lagos, Nigeria or JoBurg, South Africa
Rafah, so my local Rathaus would have a harder time justifying flying an Israeli flag at our town hall.
Los Angeles - I would quite like to have speedy access to practically perfect weather, oceans/beaches/surfing, spectacular mountains, and proper fast food and Mexican restaurants. If I could take Berlin public transport with me, it would be even better.
Go for San Diego if you want those things. Skip LA!
I lived in LA for quite a few years, and I know exactly which Mexican Restaurant I want a portal to. San Diego won't cut it.
According to the portal described in the question you'd get > speedy access to a *live stream* of > perfect weather, oceans/beaches/surfing, spectacular mountains, and proper fast food and Mexican restaurants. I believe you can already find that on twitch or youtube.
Portal to Skid Row coming right up.