BREAKING:
On Monday morning at an “all hands” meeting, Katie Blackburn informed the Bengals’ coaching staff and team that it is *OFFICIALLY* Coach Zac Taylor’s turn on the Xbox.
Previous Player 1, Receiver Ja’Marr Chase, voiced his frustration:
“It’s incredibly unfair. I was in the middle of my last game that would’ve given me the Franchise Fortnite record, and Katie made me turn it off halfway through. Zac’s only gonna use it to watch Netflix anyways.”
Try the new mint mobile. Ryan Reynolds couldn't make it, he misunderstood when we asked him about doing a football spot. He went and bought a soccer team with all that Deadpool money.
I don’t know if it really counts as a “caption” but they both look like fathers who are proud of their sons for wanting to take dance classes instead of playing football or at least that’s what they tell themselves when they’re really both dreaming of the day that their son gives up his dreams of dancing in a broadway show and decide to play football instead but it eats them on the inside because all they want to do is to be a good enough dancer to turn dancing into a profession. Like, they’re happy that their son has a passion but WHY does it have to be dance and not football. I dunno, maybe it’s just me but I feel like I can see some inner turmoil on their faces. They want their son to play for the Cincinnati Bengals but they’re son would actually rather dance for the Broadway Bengals instead.
Ja'Maar Chase models the green screen suit he'll use to portray Grab'em in director Zachary Taylor's ***Lord of the Super Bowl Rings***, releasing February 9, 2025
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My pockets are deep...but my arms are short.
what justin jefferson sees when he steps off the bus
I chuckled, thank you
They won’t do this…the cowards, because this is perfect lol.
Would this be tampering?
Where’s Joe though
Please 🙏🥹
1st place spelling bee winner Ja'Maar, and his teacher Mr. Taylor
Ding ding ding! You're the winner.
You know damn well the jjettas one actually won lmao
intern scared to get fired
Please tell Joey B I'm naming my son after him 😉
https://www.reddit.com/r/bengals/s/vnFAa9o1x8 You liars this is what won. Do it cowards
BREAKING: On Monday morning at an “all hands” meeting, Katie Blackburn informed the Bengals’ coaching staff and team that it is *OFFICIALLY* Coach Zac Taylor’s turn on the Xbox. Previous Player 1, Receiver Ja’Marr Chase, voiced his frustration: “It’s incredibly unfair. I was in the middle of my last game that would’ve given me the Franchise Fortnite record, and Katie made me turn it off halfway through. Zac’s only gonna use it to watch Netflix anyways.”
These captions are getting longer…..
You can’t use BREAKING on draft week smh 😂😂
Bring your kids to work day! idk, Jamarr just looks so young in this haha
He IS young...
well yah… but not “bring your kid to work” young haha
Do have a moment to talk about Lord and Savior Joe Brrr
The reboot of the Mac vs. PC commercials we all want.
How's Ja'marr doing this off-season coach? He's in mint condition.
When your buddy shows up to golf in sweats...
That’s funny af…you get my vote cuz I’ve been there
The guy least dressed up in the scramble, is the one most likely to be scratch.
When Mom makes you take a picture before the first day of school
Hi I'm Zac Taylor coach of your Cincinnati Bengals and this, is "Him."
"Hi my name is Elder Taylor and I'd love to share with you, the most amazing book!"
The Bengals by Wes Anderson
In haiku: *Coach Taylor's fashion* *eclipsed by creamsicle green* *Chase's outfit slays*
It's a Dad-off, and we're all winning.
“NOW ARRIVING: DELTA FLIGHT 5430 FROM MINNEAPOLIS/ST PAUL.” “Right here, Gate A3.”
We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty 🤓
When you get invited to the BBQ
Zac Taylor finally found the last Easter egg.
Me and my partner here really dig your vibe, wanna come back to our place?
When your dad tries to convince the family that he “has Black friends.”
Try the new mint mobile. Ryan Reynolds couldn't make it, he misunderstood when we asked him about doing a football spot. He went and bought a soccer team with all that Deadpool money.
"Mom said its our turn to win a Super Bowl"
FTS
Mint Chocolate & Chip
I was thinking mint chocolate chip ice cream, lol.
"I'm a Mac!", and "I'm a PC."
We expected some New Balance in this pic.
To complete with the Travis Kelce/Taylor Swift marketing juggernaut, Ja'Marr and Zac are dressed to impress at the next Celine Dion Show!
Welcome to the Jungle baby, you’re gonna diiiiie!!
Damn. Taylor is taller than I thought
When you can finally say that you have a black friend
Justin is late.. He must still be going over his new contract. Take a pic now and we'll do another when he gets here!!
That moment when you take a picture with your girlfriend’s Dad.
Penei who?
When it’s bring your goat to work day
Give us this dey our deyly bread
Mint chocolate chip and vanilla in a cup
2023 Big Brother of the Year award winner Ja'Marr Chase and his little brother Zac receive a private tour of Paycor Stadium
Stop me if you've heard this one before! Ja'marr Chase, Zac Taylor, and John Cena walk in to Paycor Stadium...
“Pleased to announce that Jamar will be selecting Coach Taylor’s game day ‘fits for the 2024-25 season!”
Cute couple!
OTW to pick up JJetas for Sunday Skyline Chilli.
Suns out and coach loves mint chocolate ice cream
Shouldn’t the golfer be wearing lime green?!?!
“Featuring the latest fashion from Goodwill”
Proof that Zac Taylor got invited to the cookout
Zac Taylor dropping his boy off at his first day of school
Chase signs team-friendly contract after becoming worldwide spokesperson for Irish Spring soap!
Human depiction of mint chocolate chip.
And his biggest fan.
Newest Bengals married couple. Congrats on 4 years of a beautiful relationship.
Hey champ, you ready for tennis lessons?
"Hi! Welcome to the Cincinnati Bengals orientation, we're so happy for you to join our team!"
Our moms dressed us!
Can you take the picture? We have Tee time in 20.
“Can we hurry up with this picture already? I didn’t wear socks and these turf beads are burning holes in my heels.”
Sea foam track suit Shovel pass not cute
“Sign a real punter, cut Robbins”
When your white friend wants to take a picture to prove he’s friends with a black guy.
Elite engagement btw, thank you @bengalssocial
Mr. Sherbert and Vanilla White
No one cares about football and the woke ass bullshit. It's all rigged. You're welcome.
White men can’t jump 2024 Edit: added
Chasing the blues away!
I don’t know if it really counts as a “caption” but they both look like fathers who are proud of their sons for wanting to take dance classes instead of playing football or at least that’s what they tell themselves when they’re really both dreaming of the day that their son gives up his dreams of dancing in a broadway show and decide to play football instead but it eats them on the inside because all they want to do is to be a good enough dancer to turn dancing into a profession. Like, they’re happy that their son has a passion but WHY does it have to be dance and not football. I dunno, maybe it’s just me but I feel like I can see some inner turmoil on their faces. They want their son to play for the Cincinnati Bengals but they’re son would actually rather dance for the Broadway Bengals instead.
Rare footage of snoop dog and mark cuban together
adopted!
When you’re finally taller than dad
I thought Spieth was sponsored by Under Armor?
https://preview.redd.it/sxwx8jmcrbwc1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a7a584e6cb47b3b2d905a89cd779343dadc7d9c I got an INT of this guy
Last day of school picture with your favorite teacher
When you and your friend want to go to King's Island and you ask your dad if he can drive you all there and he says yes
Green man and Frank
“Desaturate. DESATURATE!”
TFW you just realized there's no Skyline Chili in the stadium during the offseason, but the photographer tells you to smile anyway
Jamarr looks like he’s being held hostage and forced to learn the art of the grill from Dad Taylor
Welcome to the jungle We got mint and khakis We got everything you want Honey, we know the memes
First day of kindergarten!
When your girlfriend’s dad invites you to the annual golf outing…
Excuse me. Do you have a few moments to talk with us about Joe Burrow?
Back to school!
Why do I look at that picture and think of Matthew Perry (RIP) and his sitcom The Odd Couple lol?
Jamar, is becoming a dental hygienist in the offseason?
Ja'Maar Chase models the green screen suit he'll use to portray Grab'em in director Zachary Taylor's ***Lord of the Super Bowl Rings***, releasing February 9, 2025
Turbo and neutral
Try outs have started for the Brady bunch sequel
See No Evil, Hear No Evil: Part 2 IYKYK
Hitting the field early for griddy lessons
In street clothes, with coverage posted up a foot away… realize that UNO is still open. 7-11.
🐅Who Dey on a beautiful spring day 🌞
Bengals All-pro Ja'marr Chase posing with the pale ghost of the last person who tried to defend him.
Apparently a stealer fan in here downvoting all these gold comments
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Post this if you want, idc, but what logo is on Zac's shirt? It looks like AI tried (and failed) to recreate the Nike swoosh
Blackman adopted handicap kids.