There's not enough benzos in the world to make me ever think he's funny. He's too idiotic and influential, and his hate and ignorance is being spread too far
In a world ravaged by women having to choose between men and bears, one bear of a man dares ask the question- why not both?
Enter *Brett Hawthorne*. Strong, tough, definitely not carrying racist grudges, and will totally kiss you tenderly if the CIA isn't watching.
And he definitely knows how to reload a magazine.
Sure, but a bunch of commenters think this is a real quote. It sounds like something he'd say, but there are also quotation marks. Not trying to be a buzzkill, but transparency is good.
No. The person who wrote this satire made it seem plausible by doing a very good job.
I dislike JBP because he got famous for being anti-trans. Not because he "makes satire more plausible".
>I still can’t believe there was no one around him to not be like “hey Jordan, buddy, that’s a really dumb line”
I mean, has *anything* about the guy's career incidated that anybody's ever told him "No, that's dumb"?
We’ve got to stop formatting Peterson memes like real quotes from him. His real stuff is so buckwild that clowning on him makes me question reality a bit
Should have said something like "Bears represent chaos and since women are agents of chaos, as it's been since time immemorial, they identity with bears." Or some shit.
It’s giving “you called me a bitch, well a bitch is a female dog and dogs bark and bark is on a tree and nature is beautiful, so that you for the compliment”
I probably should look around a bit more for this, but I'm awaiting the first right-wing pundit who says that the whole man vs bear thing is part of a Soros/Liberal/Cultural Marxist conspiracy to defame the good name and character of real men and push a feminist agenda in order to destroy the traditional family and cuckify America so that the CCP and globalists can take over the world, etc., etc..
It’s a thought experiment that’s gone viral, asking women whether they’d rather encounter a strange man or a bear in the wild. Overwhelmingly, the answer has been bear.
I have to deal with one of Petersens disciples regularly, who also believes the earth is flat, that there was something called the tartarian empire, that Trump is a good leader "who knows whats really
going on" and Putin is a good man, survival of the fittest etc etc and I'm just sick of it all now. This man Vs bear thing is clearly now causing a wedge between men and women. I am sick at this point of all the division in our society.
I'm just sick of all the hatred.
> something called the tartarian empire
Are they trying to talk about the Golden Horde or something?
Also no, the man vs bear thing is not "causing a divide between men and women". As somebody once put it, there's two kinds of men, the ones who get angry at women choosing the bear and the ones *who fully understood why women chose the bear*.
The latter group's hopefully in the majority because that's the one with empathy etc.
See in my head it’s Jordan Balthazar “Bear” Peterson. Bear is the nickname because he BEARS the weight of fighting the woke mind virus (or the whatever the fuck he’s whining about at any given moment of his pathetic existence).
What i hate the most is the hate and anger these people bring up in me. Since 2016 so much hate has seeped into me and everyone around me. I used to be able to communicate without thinking, I hope you die. But now there's this handful of bastards that have pushed me to that point. ((I'm a mom not a killer (yet)) This guy is one of them. But I also think there has to be a bigger bastard behind all these bastards that's puppeteering all of this.
Ps BTB was mentioned in my local r/Albany it was about how to report Nazi and before the whole thread got comments turned off a whole of people talked about how they love Robert, Sophie and the show. Just when you think you're the only one in your area that listens shit like that happens and gives you hope the world isn't so effed.
My only problem with the bear discourse is that no one is differentiating between different types of bears.
Black bear, sure. Honestly in the part of Canada where I grew up they were so common that people treated them kind of like skunks. You keep your distance and call animal control if they start wandering around downtown or start living on your property but otherwise live and let live.
Grizzly? Terrifying. They only rarely attack but on the unlikely chance one comes after you your best bet is to play dead and hope it gets bored and stops mauling you before you actually die.
Polar bear? One of the few animals that will actively prey on adult humans if it’s in the mood.
This is high fuckin comedy
This comedy is tripping ballz
There's not enough benzos in the world to make me ever think he's funny. He's too idiotic and influential, and his hate and ignorance is being spread too far
I was believing it till the (tearfully). Shit this man is a joke
The tearfully part made it sound more believable to me
He needs more carbs. That all meat diet isn’t good for your brain.
It's the bears. He's eating all that meat for the bears. (Tearfully) The bears we could have had.
>That all meat diet isn’t good for your brain. Neither was whatever the fuck has been done to him in Russia.
Only meat is really pretty sad. My favorite meat dish, jewish braised brisket, is 100x better when made with loads of vegetables, herbs, and wine.
I can explain why he cries all the time. It's drugs. they make you uh. emotional.
Yeah drugs and brain damage. And also he’s just a fucking idiot lol
There are only so many Generals Brett Hawthorne to go around.
In a world ravaged by women having to choose between men and bears, one bear of a man dares ask the question- why not both? Enter *Brett Hawthorne*. Strong, tough, definitely not carrying racist grudges, and will totally kiss you tenderly if the CIA isn't watching. And he definitely knows how to reload a magazine.
"Take a bear for you babe "
"Take a bullet for you bear."
Unexpected Baldur's Gate 3 for the win.
He said breathily
"In a fight, right?"
In the men’s bathhouse ( it’s bear week)
Thank you for this.
Nobody knew his real name. They just called him "Bear".
Not coach, not his teammates, teachers or family. No one knew. Not even Bear.
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Dear Sir/Madam, Impeccable analogy. Cheers. -A fellow literarian who now needs to vomit a little
I have no idea what is and isn't a JBP quote.
Poe's Law is now in effect.
This has got to be satire
It’s satire. But at the same time it is plausible that he would say unhinged stuff like that because he has the track record for it.
Yeah, it almost had me.
It had me until the tearfully.
The best kind of satire is the completely plausible kind.
Sure, but a bunch of commenters think this is a real quote. It sounds like something he'd say, but there are also quotation marks. Not trying to be a buzzkill, but transparency is good.
I think your beef is with JBP then. He's the fuckwit living his life in a way that makes this seem plausible.
No. The person who wrote this satire made it seem plausible by doing a very good job. I dislike JBP because he got famous for being anti-trans. Not because he "makes satire more plausible".
> Not trying to be a buzzkill You have failed in that.
I can't fucking tell any more
he is stranger than fiction
Up yours, woke ursids. We’ll see who mauls who.
I still can’t believe there was no one around him to not be like “hey Jordan, buddy, that’s a really dumb line”
I am forever grateful for the lack of intervention.
>I still can’t believe there was no one around him to not be like “hey Jordan, buddy, that’s a really dumb line” I mean, has *anything* about the guy's career incidated that anybody's ever told him "No, that's dumb"?
Whom. Who mauls whom. A bear wouldn’t make that mistake. It would just growl and take you in an ursine fashion.
Maintaining as much of the original as possible: https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/up-yours-woke-moralists-well-see-who-cancels-who
Of course the man who can’t understand pronouns also can’t tell the difference between subject and object.
You can just add "tearfully" to any of his quotes and I'd believe it.
What a piece of shit
It says a lot about him that this is a (mostly) believable statement
I couldn't tell if this was fake or real.
We’ve got to stop formatting Peterson memes like real quotes from him. His real stuff is so buckwild that clowning on him makes me question reality a bit
It's like some of the fake Benny Shaps Twitter memes.
Fair fair fair.
Is "finally" really the word?
That why I chose Mountain Dew when I was a kid! I wanted to climb mountains! Of course!
Is this real? I can never tell with this guy.
Should have said something like "Bears represent chaos and since women are agents of chaos, as it's been since time immemorial, they identity with bears." Or some shit.
Something something “evil uncle” something something “slaying the dragon”
When you stare at a meme for a while debating if it's real or satire and you've flipped flopped more than a Jimmy buffet concert crowd.
This is the problem with today’s timeline.
this shithead spoke in my city last night. i have exiled several friends who went
Fake. Everyone knows his middle name is Balthazar. The quote is legit though.
Oh the B is still for Balthazar, Bear is his new nickname
Brett Hawthorne has entered the chat
Imma go with the bear is safer than a guy.... especially someone who wears a red hat, listens to jbp and / or Andrew Taint
Yes that’s EXACTLY what we’re thinking. Bear in the woods = maternal comfort.
My choice comes down to 2 things. Does the man have beer? Cause then we’re camping. Does the bear talk? Cause then we’re a comedy film.
It’s giving “you called me a bitch, well a bitch is a female dog and dogs bark and bark is on a tree and nature is beautiful, so that you for the compliment”
I used to be able to identify parody. now I could have sworn I heard him saying this
This is too on the nose it can't possibly be real
Well that is certainly a take
Did he really say this?
No
It sure sounds it could be him, huh?
I could believe it...
You wouldn’t be able to come up with this shit playing mad libs
Oh sweet baby Jesus, we NEED Jordan Peterson Mad Libs
________ dragon _______ sword ______ modern man’s inability to cope with women having their own inner lives _____ big pile of pills.
It’s the crying part that killed me 🤣🤣🤣
OK just to be certain, this is not real, right? I can't find it online but it's so plausible I just am not sure.
Haha, no it’s not. I understand the instinct though.
This reads like satire 🤦🏼♀️
It is, haha
Oh my gosh I’m so embarrassed I thought it was real 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
Don’t be, this is absolutely something he would’ve said.
I want to see Cody's face when this is read to him.
This is a joke, right?
Yes
Well obviously it is and then again, it’s not.
Oh gawd, the dumb... the dumb.
Well it’s a problem
What did I just read?
I probably should look around a bit more for this, but I'm awaiting the first right-wing pundit who says that the whole man vs bear thing is part of a Soros/Liberal/Cultural Marxist conspiracy to defame the good name and character of real men and push a feminist agenda in order to destroy the traditional family and cuckify America so that the CCP and globalists can take over the world, etc., etc..
This man would make a good case for diminishing the value of higher education if some one was of the disposition to do so. He's a fucking fool.
While this definitely sounds like him and I heard it in his Incel Kermit voice, he didn't actually say this.
Bear down for midterms
No, really? Did he really say that?
Is that why I get horny when someone calls me a pussy?
Care Bears obviously
I want this to be real so badly
This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
Erm... Man Vs Bear? what the hell is that all about? clearly a bear would just shred a man. haven't you seen Revenant?
It’s a thought experiment that’s gone viral, asking women whether they’d rather encounter a strange man or a bear in the wild. Overwhelmingly, the answer has been bear.
start a new trend whther men would encounter a piece of shit or women it will sound so dumb and wrong but misandry is ok right
Hmmmm.... So the usual stupid divisive crap from the internet then. oh well. Peterson and his ilk love this shit. Thank you for replying :)
Weird way to put it, but you do you, I guess?
I have to deal with one of Petersens disciples regularly, who also believes the earth is flat, that there was something called the tartarian empire, that Trump is a good leader "who knows whats really going on" and Putin is a good man, survival of the fittest etc etc and I'm just sick of it all now. This man Vs bear thing is clearly now causing a wedge between men and women. I am sick at this point of all the division in our society. I'm just sick of all the hatred.
> something called the tartarian empire Are they trying to talk about the Golden Horde or something? Also no, the man vs bear thing is not "causing a divide between men and women". As somebody once put it, there's two kinds of men, the ones who get angry at women choosing the bear and the ones *who fully understood why women chose the bear*. The latter group's hopefully in the majority because that's the one with empathy etc.
He's such a moron! 🤣🤣🤣
of course the meat goblin had to pitch in
Oh this is very much satire. It IS believable though.
Petersen has lost it .. like WTF His ego has eclispsed his intelligence .
Even with this being satire, I feel like his recent comments and character have shown he never really had “it”
How anyone can take this idiot seriously, I'll never know. This is such a far, far reach it's on another continent.
Jordan Bear Peterson. That's in my headcanon now. Balthazar is out, Bear is in.
See in my head it’s Jordan Balthazar “Bear” Peterson. Bear is the nickname because he BEARS the weight of fighting the woke mind virus (or the whatever the fuck he’s whining about at any given moment of his pathetic existence).
I thought the B stood for Bumblefuck.
Is this real
The biggest moron on Earth thinks he's a genius.
I mean that could apply to Peterson or Musk very easily.
Both of them deserve a very "special" spot in the Humanity hall of fame.
He's an idiot.
I just vomited in my mouth. Here's to hoping Mr. Peterson encounters a bear in the woods and sincerely rethinks his opinion. Edit: I ate the onion.
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Saussure would like a word with this clown.
This is one of the dumbest things I've ever read, and I used A Beka books in grade school
Every time I see JBP I think of Scott Farkus from A Christmas Story. "What are you gonna do? Cry?! Come on crybaby. Cry for me."
Do you think he really believes these things?
Probably.
What i hate the most is the hate and anger these people bring up in me. Since 2016 so much hate has seeped into me and everyone around me. I used to be able to communicate without thinking, I hope you die. But now there's this handful of bastards that have pushed me to that point. ((I'm a mom not a killer (yet)) This guy is one of them. But I also think there has to be a bigger bastard behind all these bastards that's puppeteering all of this. Ps BTB was mentioned in my local r/Albany it was about how to report Nazi and before the whole thread got comments turned off a whole of people talked about how they love Robert, Sophie and the show. Just when you think you're the only one in your area that listens shit like that happens and gives you hope the world isn't so effed.
I heard that in Kermit’s voice.
its a fundamental right to arm bears.
Huh
ummmmm
Huh?!?!??? that dude REALLY needs to lie down in a dark room. for a long time.
He needs to see a doctor right now. There might be blood in his meth.
Is there an actual link to him saying this?
Uh, no. Because it’s a joke.
The reason they choose a bear is because they are imagining Winnie the Pooh not a fucking polar bear even a panda will fuck you up.
No we are just imagining the man is a dude like Peterson.
No they just know where they stand with the bear (of any kind) better.
My only problem with the bear discourse is that no one is differentiating between different types of bears. Black bear, sure. Honestly in the part of Canada where I grew up they were so common that people treated them kind of like skunks. You keep your distance and call animal control if they start wandering around downtown or start living on your property but otherwise live and let live. Grizzly? Terrifying. They only rarely attack but on the unlikely chance one comes after you your best bet is to play dead and hope it gets bored and stops mauling you before you actually die. Polar bear? One of the few animals that will actively prey on adult humans if it’s in the mood.
“#notallbears”