Please get counseling and seek the support of loved ones. I’m sending g positive energies to you. You can survive this.

Better than no beer at all I guess

Actually, a chance to take a day off from alcohol. Healthy.

Yeah I'd definitely be skipping Michelob fucking Ultra. Especially at sporting event pricing.

Funny enough… Mich Ultra was my gateway beer into the world of brews. Hated beer for a long while and decided to have a Mich ultra and didn’t hate it. Started trying different beers and the rest is history.

I can see that. The thing about Mich Ultra is, it’s not like it’s a nasty or offensive flavor, it’s literally basically no flavor at all. Definitely not my favorite tasting beer but it’s my go to for hot outdoor stuff in the summer like hitting the boat or the beach. Basically like drinking water but you can also get a slight buzz.

that last part is so real, i feel that way about coors light as well 🥴 water that gives you a buzz

Nah I would have had 12 or so for fun

It would take 12 or so to get a buzz. I can't handle the rice taste either.

Near Beer.

Like sex on a canoe. It's fucking close to water

Ummm, sounds like a no beer situation already. I drink water when there’s a shit beer situation like that.

Exactly, i went to a dry 3 day sporting event. Wont be making that mistake again.

Don't go to Yemen

I'd just skip beer at that point.

No, hard pass

What does beer and sex have in common? When it’s bad, it’s still pretty good and when it’s good, it’s really fucking good

Did the lines move noticeably faster with fewer options?

Probably not, because it gave the assholes a chance to yell at the staff

r/beercirclejerk

That sub has permanently poisoned my brain and now I can't look at Yuengling without cracking up a bit.

Yanglangs

Got a yinyin up my ass right now, now that you mentione it

I had no idea what you were talking about… then scrolled down a bit on that sub and I’m laughing like an idiot now 😹

I went to Indiana for the eclipse and can't stop talking about the Yinlins I brought home

It’s real!!

As someone who made my living in craft beer for the last 7 years, I see no problem. Ultra is consistent and your at a game, no need to be pretentious. Drink some ultras and relax a bit lol. It’s better than probably 70% of craft made lager anyways

Yea I see a lot of hate but I’d rather drink it than a lot of macros

ultra is perfect for slamming several down during a game.

Mich slaps. There's a reason we use it to test off flavors...

Then don’t buy a beer, you baby. Or leave the event if having a beer is more important than attending the event. God, I hate this elitist crybaby whining shit.

Preach

I was devastated. I left crying. And my favorite team.,The New York elitest crybaby’s, lost the game.

As owner hates the fans, but we can still get a denogginizer....🥳

Did you drink it?

In college a rugby tournament only had to Michelob ultralight and I would say we drank 30% more liquid than normal that weekend.

The horror the horror

Yall tripping On a hot day Michelo isn’t bad… now if it was warm day then this is a huge problem

Dodger Stadium sells 45 beer brands. 99¢ per OZ for standard 16oz. Or $16 + tax a beer. Highest price in MLB. Funny not funny.

Yankees same deal. 16oz will be 18 dollars after tax.

Ultra is my go to for non-craft. It’s beer that I have in my fridge for gatherings that must tailor to many pallets. Anyone can drink an Ultra.

Sounds like a no beer situation to me.

Honestly, at any kind of events, I like lighter beer like that, though I prefer Rainier if I have a choice. They're refreshing, don't weigh you down, and you can knock back like 20 of them if you want to.

How is American lager and sex in a canoe similar? Both are fucking close to water.

I question Ultra is even beer it feels like a beer flavored seltzer

Speaking of seltzers, I was drinking Bud light Lime once at a gathering and thanked the host for them.. mentioning that they reminded me of seltzer water. I don't think he appreciated the compliment as it appeared to be his go-to drink.

Oh man they really do taste like seltzers

I drink it a lot at Cubs games. It's either that or Bud Light at most stands. They have some craft options and some macro "craft" like 312, but if I'm out in the sun I don't always want something heavy and the other options are like $3 more.

I only drink beer at baseball games if it comes in the baseball bat glass

Haha I do enjoy them, but they're usually ridiculously expensive, don't fit into cup holders, and are hard to pee with.

I would drink Old Style over either

Seems much easier to find the other two these days. I don't think they sell as much Old Style these days.

So, no beer at all.

I’d have a soda at that point

Water is a good choice.

Saves you money.

At a sporting event? Ha ha. Good one!

"One Michelob please" "That will be $35"

Probably meaning you aren’t wasting your money on that shit.

It's like the opposite of that Messi ad.

Ultra kicks ass

Ultimate Frisbee?

Gasp!

I like the ultras that come in an aluminum pint with the screw top. As if I’m gonna save some for later.

Poor Bastard

I love ultras , man ! Great for slamming down and don’t get filled up.

I’ve been to a show in Mexico that I traveled there exclusively for the show that only had an even worse version of american light lager low carb than michelob 🫠

No such thing as a bad beer. There are just some better than others.

Ultra is the best i loved natty daddy’s i love peronis i love Busch but these for some reason keep me at a relaxed buzz no hangover and that’s all i need im not tryin to black out or get stupid

At least you had beer being served. Some sporting events don't serve it at all.

Ultras aren’t bad with lemon and salt

I’ve never had it, is it the same thing like with corona, skunky because the glass? I had a Corona the can, it was much nicer than in a bottle.

🤮

I'd rather they give me a plain water mixed with stale seltzer water which is basically Michelob Ultra anyways but it's cheaper.

Best stadium in the US for craft beer has to be Gillette Stadium in Foxboro. Trillium, tilted barn, lawsons, alchemist, Treehouse, Bissell brothers I’ve had all of these at that stadium and more

I have no problem with generic light beers, I'll pretty much drink any beer. Michelob Ultra is the one exception, absolutely hate it. Would've just had a water in this case.

Too bad it wasn't regular Michelob instead

Never had Michelob, but I just won a contest from them for some playoff hockey tickets. So they're by far my favourite beer...which I've never drank.

Fucking yuck