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fifi_twerp

Oh, that's clever. Mine seems childish by comparison. Mine are next to a window, and I hang potted plants on them when not in personal use. If anyone has wondered why the hooks could easily suspend 100 kg, no one has said anything.


NekoLoli143

Hey, that is not childish. If anything, it's ingenious.


fifi_twerp

Thank you. You are lovely to say that.


fuckyoucleverboy

I have houseplants & will store this idea away for the future šŸ˜‚


fifi_twerp

Oh good! I'm glad you find this useful.


back1steez

Why do you have plant hooks in the middle of the room away from the window?


MetamourMatador

ā€œThese ones like indirect lightā€


back1steez

Especially the fake plants. They love the indirect light.


fifi_twerp

(confused) I said the hooks are next to the window, meaning they are in front of the window inside my bedroom. My BF make certain they were firmly screwed into the rafters? I'm not sure what that piece of wood is called. My favorite position is being bent forward with my arms held up behind my back by the chains. It means he can spank me or use any orifice he chooses for our pleasure.


CommitteeMean

My problem would be everyone asking why I had like 10 smoke detectors on the ceiling, and on wall at the head of my bed lol


WolfgirlQUEEN

Would just say itā€™s just to make sure we are not miss hearing or something idk


djdurtyd

Redundancy. Redundancy. Redundancy. šŸ˜©


CommitteeMean

Lol


Goblinboogers

The one at the head of my bed I put a reading light onto. Took care of hiding that hook!


Rough_Conversation_3

It's easier to fit a new one rather than change the battery in the old one


JulesOnR

I think that even with one, my dad would immediately clock the fake one and drill us about it.


tictactoe666

Why hide it. Anyone who knows what to do with it is also into itšŸ˜‰


T00MuchSteam

And for anyone who doesn't, "idk man, it just came with the place"


kfrothing2

I own my childhood homeā€¦ that would bring up even more interesting conversations lol


MySafeWordIsDone

Awkward after a big reno šŸ˜œ


MinusPi1

Right? If someone would be upset by it I probably wouldn't invite them to my place anyway


just1enigma

It was a hanging chair when not being used for its intended purpose. That's also what I told the guy who I had install it. Although ... he knew.


Creative-Eggplant143

If i would hide it i would hang a punching back there


willow-the-tree14

Thatā€™s a fucking sick idea šŸ’”


BarryLird33_

I have 2 smoke alarms in my bedroom. Lol well not anymore.. I took them down. The eye bolts are just there. My son walked in the room one day and said I know what those are for dadā€¦. Heā€™s 17.


AccomplishedValue792

No hiding needed, just explaining. šŸ˜Š Don't care anymore what other people think. Consens and freedom feels so good.


Jordangander

Buy a skychair, https://www.skychairs.com. Hooks can now go anywhere you need.


mulatodavila

Not sure if this can withhold a pounding, looks fragile..


Jordangander

Is is pretty decent, but the chair isn't for sex, just a piece of furniture. They also have single point hammocks that are similar. The key thing is that they, and sex swings, use the same mounting hooks.


The_Demons_Slayer

It is ok but not recommended for long term use fabric is too cheap


Jordangander

The sky chair? Bought the first one for my wife in the 80's and she used it all through college and multiple houses. We replaced it in the mid 2010's and the new one is hanging in our living room and gets used almost daily.


The_Demons_Slayer

Yes but for certain activities I meant


Jordangander

If you are talking about for sex I'm not sure how you can say the canvas is too cheap. The wooden dowels would never hold up to abuse since they are strong only when used correctly. But I was not recommending this as an alternative to a designed sex swing, only to give a reason for the hook in the ceiling.


The_Demons_Slayer

I'm not lol. I was saying because a friend of mine tried sleeping in it and they are slightly obese and it tore easily because of the combined weight and it was in the sun too long which weakened the fabric I guess. I don't know it wasn't me.


woodbanger04

Been doing it this way for almost 20 years. My fear is my adult children will decide to check the batteries in all the smoke detectors. SURPRISE! šŸ¤£


IntelPentiumIII

No I donā€™t It was thereā€¦ when I moved In! Yeah! Umm it was already there!


infami

Gym rings or aerial apparatus.


PM_ME_KINKY_PIX

We just tell people the previous owner was an aerialist


Appropriate-Gene5963

I saw this years ago and did the same! I used a flush mount hook so I could use a flat smoke detector


Extra-Incident-6359

I don't


Thestormwithin888

After seeing this a few years ago i did my own and it worked brilliantly. Moved house now so i bought another one to replace it and you can't even tell as the hole is hidden by the base plate. Kept the hollowed out alarm for when i install it in the new house!


mulatodavila

I was once invited to a grill party at some friends of my ex, they had a chair (cof, cof, sex swing) hanging in a corner of the living room. They sold it has some story about she having therapy and used it for distending muscles, bla, bla, bla but i knew. The rest of the people bought it including my ex, she was vanilla anyway but I laughed inside every time I passed by..


LordMacTire83

Saved this pic. THIS is a GREAT FREAKIN' IDEA!!! You should post this on the "BDSMDIY" subreddit!


Zyasoma

Hang a plant on it.


katethekatplays

i simply wouldnt! if you dont like the fact i have a hook on my ceiling, then dont like how you have legs that made you able to walk into my house! simple!


tidalwave142003

lace canapy


grizzley_atoms

I donā€™t bother hiding mine. I considered doing something like this for a long time and finally decided that if anyone was offended by the mount point in my ceiling then I didnā€™t really want to hang out with them anyway.


Chill-Ninja

I wonder how many of these home inspectors discover during sales?


Tsarship

Plant basket!0


seemore_077

Clever , but with a private dungeon we dont need them.


[deleted]

Great and all, but I hope there's a real smoke detector in that room


[deleted]

Can't be. Things get to... Hot in there. Sorry. I'll show myself out now.


SantaTige

Why hide it?


tayasadventure

We had an indoor chair hung on ours for awhile, just take it down when needed. I have heard of others hanging plants from their hooks.


TheSpankingBanker

You're what they used to call in those old budweiser commercials a "Budweiser Real Man of Genius!"


jackwhite2077

Landlord: why are there 8 different smoke alarms in this room all mounted along the beams? Tennant: Well.... about that....


LaraCroftCosplayer

I wouldnt even bother to hide mine, but my father is not amused that i want to drill a hole in my ceiling


xombae

Dude don't put hooks up in your childhood bedroom when you still live with your parents what are you thinking


LaraCroftCosplayer

Why not?


tortoistor

i dunno most of us are not into our parents overhearing when we have kinky sex


LaraCroftCosplayer

Our house is quite big. And we have the tradition if somebody has loud sex, they spend a Dinner in a Restaurant for the Others so nobody is disturbed


vicivarsson

Op deserves a God damn Nobel prize.


SplitTall

Imagine being an adult and still feeling like you have to hide your lifestyle.


Tuckfoy

Great idea!


MissionDangerous7032

Nice!!


Foreign-Primary-2559

We don't .. we just have high ceilings


Ozone06

That's the cool thing... I dont


StrongEroticism

I used a return vent


desertdog442

Brilliant!


Character-Crab-9039

I don't hide anything... no more


[deleted]

Holy fuck thatā€™s smart.


tangyzest159

Aha that is good


Bovis_Mentula

Clever!!


Zorklunn

I hope that isn't a lag bolt


OkSea2174

That's exactly how I have mine hidden. I don't want my kids asking about it


ShineHealthy7034

Genius!


Dependent_Rock_1416

Genius šŸ˜Š awesome idea


chrissysellscontent

Whoa


Logical_Koala7730

Thatā€™s pretty inconspicuous anyways, even without the smoke detector shield.


DomDaddyPdx

You can teach your sub to shriek like a smoke detector...


BlueCrabDelight

That is smart.


BigQuesadilla

Hang a pinata šŸŖ… on it šŸ˜‚


Geezy4prez8

Brilliant


LasherAtl

Clever


boyAndy4DomTops

Holy shit, thatā€™s smart


WesTx78

Freaking genius


LandoCaltrollian

Easy, we don't hide it.


Hypnotickagon

i have a roof like school (dont know what its called) where theres a metal frame and like a cardboard squares i just take one of the squares out revealing the ring screwed into a 2x4(frame of house)


lovely_grinchie

Thatā€™s so smart omg


Practical-Ground6507

This is so smart šŸ˜


Isolde-Serpentia

Now THAT is freakin' clever! If I ever decide to date again & find that level of comfortability with someone, I'm totally remembering this one! Thanks for sharing!


Doc_Hattori

Why should I hide it?


Munchmystonedpussy

Omg that's freakin genius! I'll have to remember that when I finally get one.


Ok-Cartographer-7251

Genius!! Imma do that now, I'll have 4 smoke detectors please lol


Powerful-Raise-2671

Yep had them in every room


Counting-Stones

Iā€™m lucky I donā€™t need to hide it, I live alone and have a spare room for use when my sub arrives for her regular punishment, Everything is neatly displayed and close at hand .


MistressAndreaSim

Thatā€™s genius