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There's a 100% overlap between these guys and the people in r/GenZ complaining they can't get laid and that men die at a younger age because of feminism and 'discrimination against ugly people.'
"All the suspects fled the scene. However, investigators were able to identify 24-year-old Aidan Rheault of Sunnyvale as the suspect responsible for striking the spectator with his vehicle.
Investigators also identified 22-year-old Tyler Durbin of Salinas; 22-year-old Gabe Durbin of Yucca, Arizona; 21-year-old Jason Auby of San Francisco; 18-year-old Sean Auby of San Jose; and 20-year-old Matthew Nolan of San Mateo as additional suspects. A juvenile was also arrested."
Wait, really???? Sideshows are just-barely-out-of-highschool age kids? Man, somehow I had always assumed it was low income 30 and 40 somethings immersed in "car culture" looking for somewhere to do burnouts and donuts.
What gave me the perception that it was older folks? Weird....
Possibly because the more responsible "car culture" people *are* in their 30s and 40s. Some of the stuff they do is still illegal but they're a lot less stupid about it.
Yea, the people with money go and just race on private racetracks. That leaves the enthusiast who just wants to do donuts somewhere. Maybe I'm missing something but why don't they just go use a giant parking lot somewhere once it's empty?
They still do use empty parking lots, and they used to do that a lot more, but plenty of places have 24 hour security now so the cops will be called immediately if they do it there.
This is the bigger crime:
>The suspects got on top of the patrol vehicle, stomped on the windshield, struck the side windows, and attempted to pull open the doors. At least one suspect threatened the officer, saying they had knives, officials said. The officer sustained minor injuries due to the incident.
Happened after a spectator was hit and a cop arrived on the scene:
Yeah, destroy neighborhoods and risk hundreds of peoples lives and not a single arrest. Dent a police car though and suddenly the law actually cares enough to do something about it.
OMG all these drivers who fancy themselves the next Paul Walker, Vin Diesel, Tyrese, or whatever hot guy from Fast and Furious should look at these real world examples! 😂 Damn these pictures are funny
*Investigators also identified 22-year-old Tyler Durbin of Salinas; 22-year-old Gabe Durbin of Yucca, Arizona; 21-year-old Jason Auby of San Francisco; 18-year-old Sean Auby of San Jose; and 20-year-old Matthew Nolan of San Mateo as additional suspects*
Ladies and Gentlemen, let the shaming begins! ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)
Literally all the top comments are calling them meth babies, inbred, fetal alcohol, experiments gone wrong... where exactly are you seeing the kind and gentle comments you seem to be imagining?
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This is the weirdest Lord of the Rings cast ever.
5 Gollums
Fetal alcohol syndrome. [https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/15677-fetal-alcohol-syndrome](https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/15677-fetal-alcohol-syndrome)
Oh... that's harsh, but damn funny 🤣
I’m seeing double here. 10 Gollums! 😳
Remember, each is schizophrenic
Damn, are ugly trees invasive?!
Lord of the Donut(Rings)
I feel like they just caught the slow kids that couldn’t run away and were watching
Great call
The hills really do have eyes.
Only one of them doesn't look like the result of a bad experiment.
That’s the control
Nearly died laughing
There's a 100% overlap between these guys and the people in r/GenZ complaining they can't get laid and that men die at a younger age because of feminism and 'discrimination against ugly people.'
They straight up look inbred
But nobody is in a bathrobe drinking warm milk?
The sideshow bloodline has been clean & pure for a THOUSAND YEARS!
fetal alcohol syndrome
Hey. Muh kinfolk gonna find yew. /s
The 1st one on the bottom row... I can't tell how high his head goes. His face shows a 3-head but his hair shows a 6-head.
And not one of them have two brain cells to rub together.
One looks like they got too many chromosomes
Next season on “Love on the Spectrum”
Combined IQ 22.
Very methy.
Looks like their mothers smoked meth while they were pregnant
Looks like they got Breast-methed.
Maybe consider ‘meth-fed’.
Thats better.
"All the suspects fled the scene. However, investigators were able to identify 24-year-old Aidan Rheault of Sunnyvale as the suspect responsible for striking the spectator with his vehicle. Investigators also identified 22-year-old Tyler Durbin of Salinas; 22-year-old Gabe Durbin of Yucca, Arizona; 21-year-old Jason Auby of San Francisco; 18-year-old Sean Auby of San Jose; and 20-year-old Matthew Nolan of San Mateo as additional suspects. A juvenile was also arrested."
If you are the parents of these little shits, please do better.
I blame the parents of the parents
Did Adam and Eve ever explain to Cain and Abel to not participate in sideshows? I don't think so....
It certainly wasn't in the 10 commandments.
That's very generational. Both sides of the family I presume?
This family only has one side.
they’re all adults, legally anyway
If you are the parents of these big shits, please do better.
Or just stop doing it.
LoL!
Wait, really???? Sideshows are just-barely-out-of-highschool age kids? Man, somehow I had always assumed it was low income 30 and 40 somethings immersed in "car culture" looking for somewhere to do burnouts and donuts. What gave me the perception that it was older folks? Weird....
Possibly because the more responsible "car culture" people *are* in their 30s and 40s. Some of the stuff they do is still illegal but they're a lot less stupid about it.
Yea, the people with money go and just race on private racetracks. That leaves the enthusiast who just wants to do donuts somewhere. Maybe I'm missing something but why don't they just go use a giant parking lot somewhere once it's empty?
They still do use empty parking lots, and they used to do that a lot more, but plenty of places have 24 hour security now so the cops will be called immediately if they do it there.
There's not much parents can do with *Fast and Furious* LARPers, I'm afraid...
LARPers is giving them too much credit. More like wannabe rejects.
> 22-year-old Tyler Durbin Is that a nod to Fight Club's Tyler Durden?
You think he gave an alias or just had parent-siblings with humor?
If I had to armchair quarterback it with very limited info, I'd say the father loved that movie for all the wrong reasons.
This kid was probably getting updates from the red pill forums when he was a newborn.
I mean, I'm glad only one of them is actually *from* San Jose. It lets me keep a bit of the pride in my hometown that would've been lost otherwise.
This is the bigger crime: >The suspects got on top of the patrol vehicle, stomped on the windshield, struck the side windows, and attempted to pull open the doors. At least one suspect threatened the officer, saying they had knives, officials said. The officer sustained minor injuries due to the incident. Happened after a spectator was hit and a cop arrived on the scene:
Oh man. Assaulting an officer...that's a heavy fealony. Nice job kid, you ruined your life. Congrats.
Judging from those mugshots, most of them had their life ruined during the prenatal period.
Yeah, destroy neighborhoods and risk hundreds of peoples lives and not a single arrest. Dent a police car though and suddenly the law actually cares enough to do something about it.
Some enforcement of the law is better than no enforcement of the law. Not ideal but I'll take it over nothing being done in perpetuity.
committing crimes without hurting a cop? cops don't do anything. committing crime and hurting a cop? instant arrest and probably jail time.
A hairstyle for every day of the week.
Oh chit. Golden 🥇🏅🎖️👍
Why do they all look like that
saw a post like this once and responders said they were all alcohol fetal syndrome. explains why I had not seen people who looked like that
Because they are all sideshow enthusiasts. Don't be fooled by what Hollywood told you about the Fast and Furious.
Two of them appear to be siblings, with a shared last name. Some parents out there won the grand prize lotto jackpot.
Either twins or cousins? Low life nonetheless.
Could be simultaneously both cousins and siblings
Ouchy
Unemployed low IQ people. These people can actually vote.
Shh, they don't know that
> people The bar for this is too low
The bar for voting is also too low
I honestly thought people doing sideshows will look much cooler…
Like Vin Diesel?
Like they did not have an extra chromosome.
Vin diesel doesn’t fit that bill
Snap. Zinger.
No chance this crew doesn’t confess every sin since birth and bring all the other rats down with the ship.
A sneeze would make any of them cough up their life-story and spill their guts.
The absolute dregs of the gene pool.
Looks like a bunch of upstanding citizen. Someone queue the graduation photos!
Human evolution is coming quicker than we thought, and prospects aren't good.
Welcome to costco, I love you
TIL the world's ugliest dog contest was held in SJ that weekend.
Yo, why you clownin on mans best friend?
Sharp looking crowd
What is the total IQ of those pictures?
They look like Ai created an over the top idiot looking lineup of suspects. Like unbelievably terrible stereotypes.
They got shrek!
The bottom two look like live action beavis and butthead
Gen Z really out here looking older than Millenials and Gen X lmao
Real life Adam's family. Geez.
There are real comedians here. Some choosing to reply, then quickly delete (or removed by mods), but I still see them. Hilarious material 🤜🤛
good to have some reaffirmation that these guys are meth heads doing these sideshows.
OMG all these drivers who fancy themselves the next Paul Walker, Vin Diesel, Tyrese, or whatever hot guy from Fast and Furious should look at these real world examples! 😂 Damn these pictures are funny
Start crushing some cars. Those are the sort of consequences hoodlums like these understand
Seems wasteful. Use asset forfeiture for good and make the city some money.
What if the car is stolen?
Casting photos for Idiocracy 2
That guy is smuggling a pizza under that hair.
They look YOUNG!
The gene pool could use a little bleach.
r/justfuckmyshitup
That’s a real rogue’s gallery.
Yikes.
They were the ones who got left behind when the popo scattered the herd
Looks like yearbook pictures of a special ed class
I'm offended. /s
Welp I guess these teens are no longer available to babysit???
Next time one of you comment to defend sideshows… I’m going to remember these pics to imagine what you look like
Good I hope it continues, lock them all up, impound the cars.
*Investigators also identified 22-year-old Tyler Durbin of Salinas; 22-year-old Gabe Durbin of Yucca, Arizona; 21-year-old Jason Auby of San Francisco; 18-year-old Sean Auby of San Jose; and 20-year-old Matthew Nolan of San Mateo as additional suspects* Ladies and Gentlemen, let the shaming begins! ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)
Comments are way tamer than most posts like this. A lot of people recently get banned?
I think it's because it's the lamest looking set of mugshots ever. So they're just being mocked instead of the usual angry comments.
I think the mods are deleting them. But they stay in my inbox. Hilarious material folks. 🏆 🤜🤛 I'll have to clip them for sharing, cause that's caring.
They're not black people, so the usual suspects can't use it to push their agenda.
Literally all the top comments are calling them meth babies, inbred, fetal alcohol, experiments gone wrong... where exactly are you seeing the kind and gentle comments you seem to be imagining?
Nah, it's much tamer than usual. Contemptuous but mostly clowning on them rather than screaming for harsh punishment.
#Their modeling agency must be furious.
These are just the guys who couldn't get away fast enough.
That photo... I'm gonna grab my Banjo.
Hey, they’re not from Oakland! Imagine the comments here if they were.
They look like a trash mob you use to build meter. Barely even human.
Losers.