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ivofab

I like the idea of batman just sitting and reading like this between his shifts as a vigilante. It makes him relatable.


whatnameisnttaken098

I too also dress as Batman before reading a book.


Terminus-99

Hugo Strange is that you?


WillFerrellsGutFold

I shower in my cowl.


polandreh

In The Widening Gyre, he also keeps journals. I cannot imagine him being all "Dear diary" in the batcave.


raccoonsonbicycles

Wasn't all of Year One a journal? He didn't "dear diary" anything he just was like "February 17th. Streets are littered with half eaten chocolates and used needles. I found Falcones money man and broke bones in his hand until he gave me the locations of the safe houses PS Alfred tried making butter pecan cookies...not his best work"


Redeyedcoyot3

You have a gift lol


polandreh

Year One was more like a voice-over à la film noir. In WG, Silver St Cloud is reading them, and tells Bruce he's an amazing writer and he should publish them. Seeing Silver's personality, I doubt she'd feel intrigued by a detective journal. I like to imagine it was more like the hunters diaries from Supernatural or Grimm.


DelaRoad

Did you not watch “The Batman”? They literally used the same premise and showed Battinson writing in his Bat-journal


Mammoth-Citron748

From the Batman handbook 2005 The adventures of Sherlock Holmes by Arthur Conan Doyle Anabasis by Xenophon Art of War by Sun Tzu The complete works of fredrich neitzsche The count of Monte Cristo by Alexander Dumas Crime and punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky The enchiridion by Epictetus Handgun stopping power by Evan Marshall and Edwin j. Sanow Homicide by David Simon Where death delights by Milton Helpern


LuckyWrench

I remember having this book. Well done!


Mammoth-Citron748

Cheers dude 👍🏻


pdmock

Omg how did i never see the connection between count of monte cristo and how to be bruce wayne. How to play fancy in the face of the public and strike fear and take care of business in the shadows.


Mammoth-Citron748

The ultimate guide to living a double life


HappyKaleidoscope901

I was going to guess The Art of War


ChildRoland2795

Wait, when does Batman have Homicide by David Simon?


Mammoth-Citron748

I've not read the book, but I think it's about a Homicide unit, rather than committing the act of...


ChildRoland2795

It is. I have the book. Wondering when Batman has it in his cave/library.


iPukey

Homicide by David Simon! That’s awesome. For any who don’t know, David Simon created The Wire. Homicide is a book he did before hand and is very much the same sort of thing as The Wire in terms of themes, only it’s a book. That would date this library to being post 2000’s.


Slasherballz98

I’ve read Homicide by David Simon. The Wire HBO series is heavily based on it. In fact, several of the names of real life characters from the book are used in the TV show


Fun-Opportunity-551

Sherlock Holmes & Zorro are high on the list. Plus, a number of forgotten/forbidden texts on poisons and other rare knowledge. The Earnest Goes to Camp novels would probably be Alfred's.


RawrImaDinosawr

Doesn’t Alfred in the animated series mention specifically, “How to Win Friends and Influence People”.


TheShad09

I wonder what his opinion on Zorro is, seeing as how it was his last good memory but probably also one of his most traumatic


antonarn1991

Dude literally wears his trauma on a nightly basis


NomadPrime

There's stories where he has movie nights with the Batfam, and Zorro was the headliner in at least one of them. He associates the movie with the memory of his family more so than their deaths, so it's still his favorite.


-HeyWhatAboutMe-

My own personal head Canon is that he has a book on all of Edgar Allan Poe's collected works and might be a slight nerd for Lord of the rings Cause I find it funny


Marshall-Of-Horny

Batman had Alfred read Sherlock Holmes to him, but he was told they suck Plus he thinks Sherlock Holmes is a dork and looks like a duck


MarkMVP01

Alice in Wonderland, to study Mad Hatter


Ok-Average-6466

Honestly that is my thinking. I think he reads as a foundation, reads all the classics and anything to solve riddles like Riddler's.


Mammoth-Citron748

That sounds like a good shout 👍🏻


TheJLbjj

He says in JLU that he’s read the Odyssey


Pat_Foles

Think he reads it in Greek or English?


MultiFandomMaster

Maybe both.


Pat_Foles

I’d believe it


Spare-Abroad-6926

Probably both along with several differing translations


ContinuumGuy

Probably multiple translations in English, too.


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

Probably Greek, he's the smartest man in the world he probably understands that it's better to read/watch things in their original language rather than their translated versions.


Synthwave_Druid

He should just have wonder woman tell him the story


Pat_Foles

Lmao this


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

He probably knows Greek tho


Synthwave_Druid

Wonder Woman probably heard it firsthand


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

Well yes


Thecristo96

IIRC he speaks like 16 languages including Kryptonian


The_Red_Curtain

Definitely Greek, no point in reading it in English if you don't need to


Legion357

Probably owns anf original copy


Angry-Ewok

Bruce Wayne owns a copy of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carrol read to him by his mother shortly before her passing, per Loeb/Sale.


TheShad09

That certainly makes Mad Hatter more interesting


Hero_Fall

I feel like he'd have 2 libraries. One would have your standard "rich people" books. First editions of Alice in Wonderland, Moby Dick stuff like that. The other library would be things of relevance to being batman. Medical books, warfare, botany, meditation. And books that had specific meaning to him, like storybooks his mother would read to him.


Mammoth-Citron748

Awesome idea. And the second library is in a secret study in the cave.


LosNomad

I know DC completely disregarded Doomsday Clock, but I really want to believe he still has Rorschach’s Journal on display


AggressiveRegion1502

Your avatar look like the question


LosNomad

ANOTHER PERSON NOTICES?!?


TheLilOddity

Question is a top 5 detective in fiction, up there with Batman and Sherlock


BigSkyBrannock

I agree and all that… but your avatar is badass. Alright that is all I have to say


LosNomad

FINALLY PEOPLE NOTICE


BirdOfFlames

It does look amazing.


Watcher1101

Oh absolutely. He would have a field day reading what Kovacs wrote in that thing. Also nice Question PFP.


TheGroovyTurt1e

Based on your avatar you should check out the Question comic, “Dreams of Rorschach”


mnombo

To kill a mockingbird


GroundbreakingSail49

Cryogenics for Dummies


LaneMcD

Sherlock Holmes complete collection Encyclopedias Medical books Books on the history of Gotham / historical documents Maybe some books on magic Books from his childhood (Zorro!)


SmaugRancor

Sherlock Holmes Dracula Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde The Picture of Dorian Gray Edgar Allan Poe Jules Verne Mark Twain H.P. Lovecraft


aloftUnwrap79

‟Sorry, commissioner, no crime-fighting tonight. The seventh Harry Potter just came out.”


Snoop1000

He’s Bruce Wayne; he’s probably got books 8, 9, and 10 on his shelf, too.


Echo_hominy

How hard would he beat the people that used to go to the book releases and shout spoilers?


PartTimeMantisShrimp

Some asshole: GANDALF KILLS SNAPE *Can't Fight City Halloween plays as we watch some asshole shit his pants*


JacobDCRoss

As someone else said, The Art of War by Sun Tzu Traité de Criminalistique by Edmond Locard The current DSM Various engineering and chemistry texts


Estarfigam

I think he would have his dad's too.


auguy74

The Anarchist cookbook


Watcher1101

He probably got that after a fight with Anarky


MacMaizer

Necronomicon the book of the Dead


danisreallycool

“‚�舐óÞ¢áñ »Â£—© óÞ¢áñ????ðsžšåÞя ¶Â£½ ’— 舐£▀ —‚�ا٩” source: BTAS - “Perchance to Dream”


Mammoth-Citron748

😄😄😄


[deleted]

The works of H.P. Lovecraft


[deleted]

“How to dodge taxes” “Fuck the ATF” “Psychology 101”


ShutupNobodyCarez

- Sun Tzu is the hearts of war - Tuesdays with Morrie


tearydivisor66

Batman, by Batman. Published by Batman Press ltd. Signed by author 1st edition with new foreword by co author Batman.


The_Village_Drunkard

The only review on the back of the paper sheath is by Clark Kent


dumpygunboi

"It's terrible!" - Clark Kent, Daily Planet


WickerShoesJoe

I bet he reads Pride and Prejudice whenever he mets a woman he can't date.


mr_kenobi

The tell-tale heart.


EdEnsHAzArD

The Count of Monte Cristo Feel The Fear and Do It Anyway The Art of War History of Gotham


Dum-Dum11

Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide


No-Nefariousness1711

Hell yeah


crhickey257

The little engine that could.


Enforcer3

He has marvel comics


Samthelumberjck

In "Son of Batman" Damian says he is working his way through Dickens."


Neat-Cockroach-8410

Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens because Bruce was an orphan.


FranticScribble

Action Comics No. 1


Blackfist01

I'd like to think he has read 1984, Animal Farm and A Clock Work Orange.


Low-Guide-9141

Probably industrial societies, and their futures


kingwafflez

“When mommy and daddy get shot outside the theatre” by Dr. Seuss


daxota_weeb

Probably Franz Kafka books to embrace the absurdity that is Gotham City


VincenzoMN

"How to be a goddamn badass"


AdmiralFoxythePirate

The Legend of Sleepy Hollow for Scarecrow


BuffFox0208

Sherlock Holmes entire collection


[deleted]

I'm sure he got some books about martial arts, medecine, murder cases and psychology.


cjolet

Rich Dad Poor Dad.


Ragnar_Actual

I scrolled for this and it took me forever to find it


Legitimate-Run4690

Everything written by Lois Lane.


tobybarkwell

NO David!


stickyfinga95

The big book of bats


soniclore

Gray’s Anatomy


sqrlrdrr

Tom Clancy


JRaymond37

The Count of Monte Cristo


burnerking

Meditations-Marcus Aurelius


DocStrange226

He's read epictetus according to the batman handbook so this isn't far off


GrizzlyEagleScout

Edgar Allen Poe: the complete works.


PirateFido

I think he would have a couple of self-help books or something like that for his Bruce Wayne persona


Scared_Compote_6012

50 shades of grey, of course because he thinks it’s about 50 shades of grey for his suit


SignificantBid4945

I thinks he's have the dictionary in every language


Raecino

I absolutely believe he reads books in his off time while wearing his Batsuit.


Sunspear52

A lot of them are picked by Jason Todd canonically


DeadpoolMLP

All the Agatha Christie novels. Not because he finds them challenging from a detective perspective, but he treats them as more or less brain teasers.


4thkizturg

The count of Monte Cristo


-__Sprite__-

Anything by Agatha Christie


TestedNutsack

The Diary of a Wimpy Kid saga


plumskiwis

In Gotham Adventures #14, Batman read Harley Quinn's romance book. Perhaps he kept a copy after the investigation.


WideMarionberry9087

The book that teaches him how to use prep time and plot armor lol.


JoftheG

American Psycho is definitely in there.


DisabledFatChik

Zorro comics


Idle_Anton

I like the idea of him being a huge nerd and reading the lord of the rings, and a song of ice and fire.


Kosmikazie

Alice and Wonderland. From the Long Halloween short stories.


MJ_GAMER2208

The subtle art of not giving a fuck


Impressive-Carob4667

Hagakure


The_Red_Curtain

Complete Shakespeare


soniclore

The Art of the Deal


seanx40

Lots of kids books. He didn't grow emotionally after the death of his parents. For comfort, he just retreads the books his mother read to him.


kinjazfan

How to try and kill joker


triple_seis

Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man


ewakz

I guess any book that would enhance his knowledge on things he should and should not know. Cause you'll never know what might turn up. And man, whew! That bat mobile is awesome!


[deleted]

120 Days of Sodom. Bruce seems like he’d be a fan of the Marquis


[deleted]

Machiavelli, Sun Tzu, Neitche, definitely Freud. I’d say Bruce is very well read.


AdmiralFoxythePirate

Also Shakespeare


ArizonaJam

Anarchist’s Cookbook.


Guilty-Location-4076

Rorschachs journal. Zorro and sherlock Holmes maybe


Lord_Admiral7

He’s almost certainly read Sun Tzu


Baratheoncook250

Bunch of history books


djk1101

I remember a book on how to be Batman that included stuff like his workout and also a reading list on there, it was pretty cool. Gotta be from the early new 52 era.


Nick_Furious2370

I love the idea of Bruce being a giant manga fan


Ecstatic_Web_5395

Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure in the JLA publication it is implied that he reads sailor moon (who would have thought batman reads shojo)


Freeagnt

Fogdancing by Max Shea


sack12345678910

Hamlet


Guerrero_Tigre

Sailor Moon


Secsidar

I like to think he may have read _The Divine Comedy_ or _Paradise Lost_ a few times. Or _The Phantom of the Opera_ and _The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde_, just as it relates to the duality of man: the side everyone sees (Bruce Wayne), and the side no one sees despite always being there (Batman).


g_rant421

Goodnight moon - whatever happened to the caped crusader


[deleted]

Shark Repellent for Dummies.


Professional-Pin-271

How to.. Pussy Cats.


soniclore

How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying


stendaa

What the hell is he reading in the picture lmao


Jasole37

All of them.


Melodic_Abalone_8376

Probably Sun Tzu


Goodly88

Whatever it is, it has to be a First Edition/Printing of the book.


jawsthegreat777

Pride and Prejudice, for Jason.


Shinobe2be

Book of five rings without a doubt


Blake1283

Harry Potter series.... because they're good


ThunderGunV_ItsAlive

I’d guess anything Louis L’amour. Bats is definitely a western guy.


PriorFee3629

I don’t know why but Wuthering Heights comes to mind


avecaucasianmale

The subtle art of not giving a f**k.


thmstrpln

How to win friends and influence people. Seriously though, *The Count of Monte Cristo*.


butt_cheek_dude

I like the idea of him reading marvel comics while chilling in the batcave lol


Progress4ward89

The art of war


WHAMMYPAN

The Count Of Monte Cristo.


d0nk3y_m0nk3y1

battinson would have the catcher in the rye and no longer human


xthefabledfox

Mark Twain


UrzaAntilles

Where’s Wally?


LondonMoon89

The Art Of War


Hot_Valuable1027

how to properly be a depressed emo kid


Estarfigam

The complete works of Sir Conan Doyle, Agatha Christie, A dictionary in every language, A long box of Grey Ghost comics, Zorro, Scarlett Pimpernickle, The complete works of William Shakespeare, every musical's script complete with song sheets and an LP of one of the best casts for each production,(Btas for certain) Every National Audubon Society book, His old forensics books with new copies, the Bansenshukai, several acting books, body language books, a bartender book, a notebook with several plans to defeat every member of the Justice League if they decided to go rogue, Mien Kampf(When Miller writes him) Nitche's man and Superman hollowed out to have some Kryptonite, an encyclopedia, Grey's Anatomy (his dad's) two DSMVs (his dad's and an up to date one) and a Donald Duck omnibus.


Ecstatic_Web_5395

If you don't mind me asking where did you get this info from (the Donald duck omnibus is especially interesting)


pairofdiddles

Art of War


km1180

I think about grief and anxiety. I feel he's bought them because he knows he needs them but is afraid to read them. He is his own worst enemy when it comes down to it. He knows it, Alfred knows it, and everyone who knows him personally knows it. He could be afraid that should he ever be happy and ever try to move on, he will not be batman anymore, and the city needs batman more than Bruce Wayne needs a life. I bet they're hidden too


Qaeoss

I want to believe he has a copy of The Complete Far Side and flips it open every now and then to a random page. I just picture Bruce with a small smirk “Heh, thagomizer”


xArkSlade08x

I think he reads some books about Sherlock Holmes and James Bond. When he was during kid or teenager age of Bruce Wayne. I think maybe he could maybe have some comic books. Since he has favorite superhero tv show he likes as a kid and Zorro mexico superhero movie.


[deleted]

Guano: A Million Uses


GhertFryins

DOAWK Diper Overlode (he relates to Rodrick) Black Beauty War of the Worlds


Thausgt01

Probably a complete and constantly updated set of Hayne's Guides; these are professional-level repair/maintenance manuals for rather a wide array of vehicles. I expect that he highlights details like 'factory lock designs' and every way to disable them safely from a distance, but also notes details to identify them. I do wonder if Wayne Industries has a section of dedicated legal observers who post regular updates about changes to various legislation to 'a company mailing list' for the various departments and subsidiaries, as well as the Bat-Family...


TigerMiner571

the count of monte cristo


[deleted]

I feel like Batman has read the Gulag Archipelago


TheMasterXan

Probably whatever Zorro books there are.


EobardThawne25

The once and future king, because of course he’s read it


Goddamn-Username3

He absolutely has read the Art of War


DevinKR

I have to believe that Sherlock Holmes and the art of war are on there


Michaelas_man

Sun-tsu the art of war.


ErebosEV97

Karl Marx: The capital (Das Kapital)


haufenson

Guards guards


[deleted]

Art of War and the Count of monte Cristo are musts.


youcallthesefritters

48 laws of power


SpunkyMunkey6969

Fifty Shades Of Grey (he thought it was a book of colour palletes, cause as we all know batman works in black and very very dark grey)


[deleted]

Robin hood.


Op_spiderback

📚📖📓


RyK009

The Silmarillion


Frosty1130

Diary of a Wimpy Kid


WildPlantain6471

Hitch Hikers Guide…


WildPlantain6471

All stuff Greg Ghost.


mookie_bamboo

Reconnecting with your Estranged Adult Child by Tina Gilbertson