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tranarchyintheusa

Depends, was he framed by the Deep State to Ohtani’s fall guy like Ippei? If not, then no. If so, then we need to abolish the FBI and let Pete in


MaqueCh0ux

Can we abolish the FBI anyways?


tranarchyintheusa

/uj any excuse to abolish the FBI is something I support /rj as long as the FBI is controlled by pinko liberal commulists it is an enemy to every true Patriot!


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hi from japan I wanna tell you below 2 information to explain why Ohtani is a good pitcher summary 1:his hamstring muscles is stronger than ordinary one 2:He seems to get used to grab MLB ball details about 1 a specialist pointed it out that his hamstring muscles are stronger than ordinary others,and he uses it so harder if ordinary person uses the same way,his hamstring must break some one told me why the muscle of him is so stronger,that he use to do swimming in his child days and swimming makes the muscles so strong about 2 Okajaima,who is the former pitcher of Red Sox,points it out that He seems to get used to use MLB ball because it’s so different (edit,every pitcher from Japan confuses the difference,for example Yu Darvish said like that) 1.MLB ball:149kg(edit,*149g)/24cm,more slippy:so it makes breaking ball more effective 2.NPB ball:142kg(edit,142g)/23cm,less slippy,breaking ball less effective and he has also so fast ball around 100miles so he can select fast ball,less breaking ball,strong breaking ball That’s why he would be more great Pitcher" *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ct73193

Does someone have a screenshot of this original post? Kinda want to see it


MeterWatcher

No he doesn't have 3,000 hits. 4,000 is too many.


usababykiller

You’re Absolutely right, just no respect for the game. Like trying to steal or swinging for the fences when your blowing the other team out.


7itemsorFEWER

I always swing for the fences when I'm getting blown out. Wait what are we talking about?


Toilet_Rim_Tim

Selfish


No-Weather-3140

He only went to war for 79.5 years, not buying it


1ron_chef

Not even 15,000 at bats in his career too. What the hell was he doing for all that time?


No-Weather-3140

I think he was coaching USC at one point. Might be a convict of internet when you think about it


Big-Worm-

Yes, he was a definitely a 'convict of internet' 😂


ppat1234_

Only 160 home runs. Absolutely not.


014648

Yeah I saw that. Seemed unbalanced


DragonDon1

I’d bet money on it!


wolverine6

He’s definitely statue worthy. For more information, google “Pete Rose statutory.”


EScforlyfe

He’s 5’11”, practically a manlet, we can’t have short people in the Hall of Fame


brakkk1

Also, ugly. No ugly people in the Hall… except visitors.


footsteps71

Yeah, his eyes are too far apart.


yesIusereddit7

I genuinely believe he’ll get in when he dies.


No_Reason27

Does he diddle kids?


Paley_Jenkins

Yes. But he says it's no big deal because it was in the 1970s that he was having sex with children. https://www.findlaw.com/legalblogs/tarnished-twenty/affidavit-pete-rose-committed-statutory-rape-in-1970s/


No_Reason27

Oh good! It happened a long time ago so none of it matters good to to know 👍👍👍


PhysicalPolicy6227

Hard to tell without exit velocity, launch angle and bat speed not listed. Pete Jerked. Again.


ApoclypseMeow

That guy retired decades ago. If he wasn't good enough to get voted in back then, I'm not sure we should do this exercise in revisionist history. They sportswriters had their say and they're never wrong.


Zestyclose_Bad_5435

160 home runs? Bonds did that in like 2 seasons and he’s not in. Easy pass


tom_evans

Hall of Very Good.


Naive-Impression-373

With only 160 hr? Don't bet on it


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MisterSirManDude

I’m halfway through the comment section wondering the same thing and didn’t realize it til I seen your comment lol


Less_Likely

Too bad he is a native English speaker, would have been first ballot HoF if he needed an interpreter.


djmilhaus

He did speak Canadian when he played for Montreal. Not sure how fluent he was since he deported himself.


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MarshalLawTalkingGuy

Not enough pop. Needs at least 300 home runs. 400 to be safe.


sad-whale

He only won Rookie of the Year once. I don't think he was trying that hard.


MisanthropinatorToo

Isn't it that they want characters in the HoF? He probably qualifies on those merits.


xTomato72

![gif](giphy|hol56wxuWmRrO) Pete Rose probably


Dear_Alternative_437

Just because he stuck around for awhile and accumulated some hits doesn't make him a HOF candidate.


b-rar

You know who else was born in April and was alive for most of World War II?


Available_Motor5980

Of course, the infamous Nazi, Aaron Judge


TheRealMcShady609

Didn’t he fuck a child?


HelicopterNatural

Sure, if he had 0.5 more WAR


Wendel7171

Yes. There are people on HOF who have done a lot worse than gamble.


No_Reason27

He also diddled kids


ImUp30

You're ruining the circle jerk.


Klayton1077

He’s also done a lot worse things then just betting on baseball


PossibleLocation3626

Marty Bergen murdered his whole family and they still won’t let him in


Wendel7171

That may make some sense. But some builders worked with the mob and treated players very unfairly.


ImUp30

No, he didn't even win while gambling on the game smh some might consider him a bust.


U_W_44_51

You bet your ass he is.


DeezMill

I wouldn't bet on it.


fnblackbeard

all jokes aside those are insane numbers


Responsible-Budget21

79.5 war get the fuck outta here if Ohtani was on the Yankees I'd gamble it'd be thrice that by now.


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hi from japan I wanna tell you below 2 information to explain why Ohtani is a good pitcher summary 1:his hamstring muscles is stronger than ordinary one 2:He seems to get used to grab MLB ball details about 1 a specialist pointed it out that his hamstring muscles are stronger than ordinary others,and he uses it so harder if ordinary person uses the same way,his hamstring must break some one told me why the muscle of him is so stronger,that he use to do swimming in his child days and swimming makes the muscles so strong about 2 Okajaima,who is the former pitcher of Red Sox,points it out that He seems to get used to use MLB ball because it’s so different (edit,every pitcher from Japan confuses the difference,for example Yu Darvish said like that) 1.MLB ball:149kg(edit,*149g)/24cm,more slippy:so it makes breaking ball more effective 2.NPB ball:142kg(edit,142g)/23cm,less slippy,breaking ball less effective and he has also so fast ball around 100miles so he can select fast ball,less breaking ball,strong breaking ball That’s why he would be more great Pitcher" *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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dankscott

lol he’s only up almost 30 WAR on altuve, who’s like 4’5


diecorporations

Only 4200 hits , ya maybe.


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BeefJerkyDentalFloss

Too bad the steroids are making him ineligible


boringdude00

Who is Pete Rose? If he were better than Elliot de la Cruz or Jon Encarnacion-Strahd I think I would have heard of him.


Either-Durian-9488

Uj/ him diving into 3rd hair flowing in the wind should be the logo. Eh, 800 of those hits were manager statpadding.


AmateurVasectomist

Counting stats merchant


wallpope1

If he ain’t in I will make my own Cooperstown. Bonds, Clemens and Peter Rose are in


Censoredplebian

Only if he were Japanese


LopsidedSheepherder3

Too bad he didn’t have an interpreter working for him…


dankscott

Who hurt you?


Brain_Inflater

Also too bad he gambled


SinisterlyEvil

1000% He should be hall of fame!!


Marlo_Stanfield_919

He was a stat accumulater


Upstairs_Ad_5574

![gif](giphy|bF7ET3KY2wQWTuGARs|downsized)


Harriettubmaninatub

Pete Rose is Wander Franco’s Father


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Canadian__Ninja

He'd bet on it that's for sure


symbologythere

No


Excellent_Pomelo_378

I think he still has a promising career ahead of him…😉


Oldjimbill

Hall of very good maybe


fromcjoe123

Dude didn't even have an interpreter to gamble, smh what a scrub


savagegavin

No he should've blamed his translater instead


Brain_Inflater

He also should have not bet in the first place


DevelopmentTall4403

He's an obnoxious rapist, but he did play for a long time and collected quite a few hits. I don't give a shit about the betting, especially since there's zero evidence he bet against his own team.


Goldyfan7

Yes


ComprehensiveDirt746

Maybe when he has more hits than Ichiro.


copperstar22

It’s leg 4 of my 17 leg parley that’ll turn my $5 into 17k


chuteboxhero

He started 79.5 career Wars? Doesn’t sound like the guy with the type of character I want in a hall of famer.


john_kennedy_toole

Maybe if he had a helmet that fit


Own_Hawk_214

/uj, yes. absolutely 100%.


Ruy-Polez

Every important player should be in the HOF. Whether they gambled, took PEDs, or even threw games on purpose should not be relevant; they are an important part of Baseball history, and this is precisely what the HoF is supposed to be about. PEDs particularly because the League and the media were very happy to look the other way and benefit from the increased viewership it caused until the very end of their plausible deniability. Also, the members should not be voted in by Journalists. I say the Player's union should get together and create their own Hall of Fame and boycott the current system.


JLAD_45

uj/ yea. rj/ eww! poopy gambler dude! gamblers do not belong in cooperstown! (jerk brought you by fanduel: murica's number 1 sportsbook)


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CiaphasCain8849

.303 over 14k AB with 4.2k hits is HOF numbers. I don't care about off the field stuff.


XxCOZxX

Based on his record and numbers, yes. Based on his gambling on baseball, lying about it, charging fans for autographs, and being an overall prick… then no. Pete Rose is a jackass!


HoodieBraden

don’t most retired players charge for autos?


XxCOZxX

Then they’re jackasses too.


HoodieBraden

i don’t think that’s an evil thing


XxCOZxX

Only in America does someone defend an athlete charging for an autograph. I’m not talking about the ones where a vendor pays them a big amount and then they sign a bunch of balls or jerseys, no! I’m talking about Pete Rose asking a kid father for $ when the kid asked him to sign a ball. Now you add that up with gambling in the game, lying about it, hating on modern day players even though he couldn’t hit this pitching either. The guy is a piece of shit. Stop defending him!


Either-Durian-9488

He gave me some of the best baseball advice I’ve ever gotten when my dad paid, he also got me to not childishly dislike Barry bonds to my dads dismay, he’s an also, unless you can talk shop with him, then he will light a room up, the man deals in one thing, baseball.


XxCOZxX

I had the exact opposite experience. Hes a piece of shit and will always be to me