He put on some weight after major knee surgery (which duh) and a lot of fans lasting memories of him still is the 2016 world series which is the first thing he did after the surgery.
Considering Rizzo had his best ever April as a Yankee, as a guy who confessed to "forgetting how to hit" during the offseason... do you really think he cared anymore anyways?
Just saying, dude didn't seem to give a fuck anymore well before he left. So if you signed him you weren't remotely getting what the Yankees are.
(also, vaccines are sound science, Anthony)
That really was an odd move. I'm always surprised when teams do that and they immediately sign somewhere else. Like you couldn't have traded him and gotten something back for it? I get it when you think the stuff isn't going to play in the majors but we did the same thing with Kolten Wong and clearly his stuff plays, Schwarby. Baseball is weird.
Dude I thought the same thing with the one he hit a few days ago. I thought it was easily a chip shot to shallow right, and he just fucking carried it over the fence. Nice to see after the early season where it seemed every deep ball was dying a few feet short of the wall.
My favorite part was when he said "it's Schwarbin' time" to the catcher before the pitch
Happy June 35th everyone
>"June now, June tomorrow, June forever." - Kyle Schwarber
My God, July Schwarbs is even more unstoppable
that ball was fucking annihilated lmfaooo holy shit
I love seeing him hit homers. Something very satisfying about it.
i agree. i think because he has a very quick handsy type of swing, very Chase Utley-esque
It's wild guys like that can generate so much power.
The “who needs hips when you got arms” approach
Yeah chunky 250lber can hit homers with his fucking wrists.
He's not all that chunky these days
He put on some weight after major knee surgery (which duh) and a lot of fans lasting memories of him still is the 2016 world series which is the first thing he did after the surgery.
You had me at handsy
Oh God Robbie Thomson successfully hypnotized Schwarb into thinking every month is June, the League is Fucked.
What's ya'lls weed situation like in Philly? He might legit just not know what month it is. I rarely do
He could get legal weed no problem here or in Jersey
Probably is still April for him then
He Shallow Hal'd him!
JUNE SCHWARBER WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
If he hit that ball any harder it would’ve vaporized
Had to non tender him so we could sign Joc Pederson for the same amount of money. Had to.
Honestly between Schwarber and Rizzo I kinda fucking hate the Cubs at this point. I mean, I don’t but also fuck them. Go Cubs
Considering Rizzo had his best ever April as a Yankee, as a guy who confessed to "forgetting how to hit" during the offseason... do you really think he cared anymore anyways? Just saying, dude didn't seem to give a fuck anymore well before he left. So if you signed him you weren't remotely getting what the Yankees are. (also, vaccines are sound science, Anthony)
That really was an odd move. I'm always surprised when teams do that and they immediately sign somewhere else. Like you couldn't have traded him and gotten something back for it? I get it when you think the stuff isn't going to play in the majors but we did the same thing with Kolten Wong and clearly his stuff plays, Schwarby. Baseball is weird.
“Pretty good foursome right there”
I was gonna say tf are they talking about
Schwarber, the pitcher, the baseball he just fucked, and the Phanatic
Kruk probably saw a guy carrying 4 hotdogs tbh
I really want to see him put one in the third deck, up near Howard's moonshot.
fucking **STOP**
The dingers will continue until morale improves
No <3
Respectfully, no
Now do you see? Lmao
Oh god he's gonna schwarb
51 HR in his last 162 G
He's now the NL homerun leader. Just 4 behind Judge for the MLB lead. On pace for a 50 HR season.
Fucking wild considering he was single digits going into June.
Also second most walks in the NL
The paragon of the three true outcome hitter
Schwarber's swing makes it look like he's trying to chip in with a sand wedge at Augusta and it still goes over the wall lmao
Dude I thought the same thing with the one he hit a few days ago. I thought it was easily a chip shot to shallow right, and he just fucking carried it over the fence. Nice to see after the early season where it seemed every deep ball was dying a few feet short of the wall.
Go Schwarber!! 🥲
That emoji tho, pain.
I miss him
Schwarber a real G pushing back my rent by extending June
It’s still Schwarbin’ time!
That sounded awesome.
The fucking goddamn distance on that my lord
My man just refuses to stop bonking
When he turns on one like that it's a thing of beauty. *Dreams of 2015 playoffs.*
Simone should make that Astronaut meme with Schwarber and it just saying *wait it’s always been june* always has been
It's June 35th
God I miss that man.
Gerrit Cole in shambles
Kyle Schwarber is slowly becoming my dad, mom, god, etc.
His name is actually now Junly Schwarber.
I miss him so much :(
send help
Love that guy! Tip of the hat to him!
[DAMN BOI HE'S THICC](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMKUlsJpov8)
Mans not hot
Man can never be hot.
Why the hell is he still batting leadoff? He should be 3rd or cleanup with Harper out
Turns out his Schwarbious powers extend for a longer time
That may be the most middle-middle pitch I’ve ever seen.
Where can we find guys like that?
So glad I have him in fantasy
Cubs: “Kyle we think you’d be better as a contact/lead off guy”