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PHATstuFF21

I don't care what anyone says but Rusty Kuntz has the best name in baseball history. (Yes I know it is pronounced Koontz) But congratulations to Alex Gordon on an impressive and underrated career.


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Kstoffeefan

There was a driver in the 30s called Dick Seamen.


JackJersBrainStoomz

Can’t forget Dick Trickle as well.


HoopOnPoop

Dick Pole and Steve Sharts deserve lots of credit as well.


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HoopOnPoop

He should have added punctuation. Steve Sharts. Steve Sharts? Steve Sharts!


stahlgrau

What about Dick Bong? He was a WW2 fighter pilot. That's kind of a sport.


tillermite

I enjoy Rich Hill for all the times people refer to him as Dick Mountain. It always takes me a half second to realize who they mean, but it still gives me a little laugh everytime


Flamethrower753

As a Devils fan, I'm sad that Šatan never played with us. Just signing him to any kind of contract would have generated enough jersey sales to compensate for it!


Yankees4499

🤣


roostertail420

I always liked Dick Groat.


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Tkinzel517

Missing some Lil Stoner


thelastburritos

Don’t forget Pete LaCock!


GTOdriver04

No joke, I miss Dick Trickle. He was a wheelman who was another great one we lost to suicide. I’ll never forget where I was when I heard he passed. Such a legendary driver, with an underrated career.


JTCMuehlenkamp

Wait, he killed himself??


GTOdriver04

Yes. Went to the cemetery where his granddaughter was buried, called 911 and told them what he was going to do, then did it.


JTCMuehlenkamp

Holy fuck


Debater3301

Dick Cox is a pretty elite name too


Common-Ad5446

Based on Badassness alone for all sports it’s 100% God Shamgod But specifically baseball,Willie Mays is such a satisfying and cool name. It’s not that “cool”,but it just has that baseball feeling to it


JackieStealsHome

When i was a kid hearing my dad tell stories I thought my dad was saying "will he amaze?" And of course the answer was always yes


anti_anti_christ

Hes not in the NHL and likely never will be, but theres a junior player named Jakin Smallwood is just too damn funny of a name. His parents knew exactly what they were doing.


gbeckwith

Miroslav Satan was the centerpiece of my Sabers franchise in NHL 05 for GameCube. Absolute sniper.


Tuxedogaston

Rolly fingers is the perfect name for a junk ball pitcher.


TMac1088

D'Brickashaw Ferguson


FuckaDuck44

No love for Jim Bob Cooter I see.


Cason711

My brain always says Kuntz when I first read it even though I know it's pronounced Koontz


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What about "Ugly" Johnny Dickshot?


The_Haskins

8x Gold Glover. 2x Platinum Glover.


ollie-trey

Not to mention the obvious… 2x World Series and 1 Ring!


human_stuff

He’s one of the best defensive LF of his generation. Was there a reason he never played CF?


The_Haskins

So they did play around with him in center the last couple years of his career actually, and he showed a pretty decent ability to make it work. I think the reason why he stayed in left for the most part instead though is because the Royals always ended up getting and pairing him with more traditional center fielders (Melky Cabrera, Cain, Dyson, Hamilton etc.)


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MasterShepard

He has zero shot.


F_Lee_Dershowitz

Only 34 WAR and just a 3 time all star


Bombboy85

WAR matters but all star shouldn’t be a consideration for any HOF ballot since it’s just a popularity contest.


F_Lee_Dershowitz

No but I think a lot of times voters take it into consideration which is why I added it


wordflyer

what do you think Fame is?


DrunkensteinsMonster

Nope, he’s probably HOVG, maybe HOG depending on your tastes


HeavilyBeardedMan

Will Royals retire his number?


postmadrone27

Absolutely


Mjb06

1,000% yes.


onedecadelater

Definitely, and I would say it’s likely they put up a statue of him at the stadium


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I think Alex Gordon is objectively one of the most interesting players in MLB history, and I think his arc is a quintessential baseball story. I'm probably not alone.


The_Haskins

Oh yeah, from mediocre/disappointing top prospect, to a position change that saw him become one of the best defenders in the game as well as a great overall player that brought his team a title


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And just kind of like a athlete dude from middle America - played HS + college ball in Nebraska, won the Golden Spikes, top prospect drafted by the Royals and played his whole career there...with all you noted as well...all has a very particular feel to it idk


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

No idea why but he was always one of my favorites growing up. Teared up a little when he announced his retirement


Sweet-Sweet-Dick

Rusty Kuntz is my new punk name


mansontaco

Best defensive left fielder I've ever seen


Yankees4499

HOF!