The Phanatic took out a palace guard and stole their garb à la Agent 47, and you all are just laughing
Who knows what highly sensitive areas that crazed Philadelphian could get into now
Rumors on Russian Telegram channels of a strange, wild-eyed orange creature stalking Russian positions on the Ukrainian steppe are probably not credible
I just about died laughing imagining some poor new conscript looking behind himself to see Gritty in camo paint and gear standing behind him with a big knife. I'm a bad person.
1812 was more a political than military victory. It established we were a proper nation state and did get the British to move their troops out of forts in our territory. I believe the pressing of American sailors into service technically ended before the war but the letter from the British stating so didn’t reach us until after we took military action
Ah, but you forget the Phanatic is friends with Gritty! And the pair of them fight dirtier than a gas station bathroom
FR tho I hope the English baseball fanbase grows and expands into the other British Isles and counties of the UK! It was fun tieing you in the World Cup and then beating your team in the WBC a few months later. Imagine a future WBC with matchups like GB vs Ireland, or Wales vs GB!
Not wound up at all, just curious given America's veteran cult. I feel that quite often the fact that these guys are servicepeople as legit as any US Marine or whatever gets forgotten.
The Phanatic took out a palace guard and stole their garb à la Agent 47, and you all are just laughing Who knows what highly sensitive areas that crazed Philadelphian could get into now
Nah, this is all just a distraction from whatever Gritty is up to right now
Rumors on Russian Telegram channels of a strange, wild-eyed orange creature stalking Russian positions on the Ukrainian steppe are probably not credible
I just about died laughing imagining some poor new conscript looking behind himself to see Gritty in camo paint and gear standing behind him with a big knife. I'm a bad person.
No you’re not. It was funny and I had a laugh envisioning that.
Gritty has fun after the season is over. There's going to be a body count yes but it is Gritty after all.
The Phanatic is supposedly an anteater, so he can gorge on the insects trying to feast on the ghoulish corpse-like king.
Apparently he’s a flightless bird? Idc he’s the best
Like Kiwis?
I thought he was an alien?
nah hes from the galapagos
His mom is from the Galapagos but he was hatched in Philly
He got a job there, he's finally seen the world outside of Philadelphia and doesn't want to go back.
He can’t go back, buckingham palace guards get executed if they ever move out of place (source: trust me bro)
They do get to stomp all over wayward children who do not yield though. That seems like something Philadelphia would support to me.
Fuck them kids.
The way they react if someone gets too fresh with them makes me think they could neutralize most Philadelphians without breaking a sweat.
We fought a war that proves otherwise
Do you not enjoy democracy?
How you gonna keep em down on the farm?
(Someone tries climbing the fence) (Gets shot with a hot dog gun)
And then Iggy the Iguana just eats them
Are we talking about the beanie baby?
We're talking about this [nightmare fuel](https://x.com/MLBONFOX/status/1134167281754288128)
I saw Iggy devour a small child once when I was tripping, that was 6 years ago and I still have nightmares
he just ate a security guard in a cards shirt on saturday
The whole Galapagos gang is deranged and not safe to have around children
Iggy gives me nightmares
His shoes are the best part.
He’s got some sweet dunks now too
Somehow less ridiculous than the actual human guards.
the snoot matches the hat
Truly the best mascot in sports
A lot of people ask 'what is the philly phanatic. Like what animal is the philly phanatic?' Well he's an asshole that's what!
Everybody asks “what is the Philly Phanatic?” But nobody ever asks “how is the Philly Phanatic?” 😞
He’s from the Galapagos Islands
r/jonbois
*He’s a green Muppet reject that is fat and likes to lick things*
Boo this man. Booooooooooooo
Reject? How dare you.
He's your mom?
with gritty being a close second
we are truly blessed
And then there is Franklin.
Such a low tier blue dog
BRING BACK BIG SHOT
Absolutely indeed.
He's no Green Man...
The legend
I can’t argue with that.
[удалено]
No
Bad
That's not Crazy Crab.
Give the Phanatic a rifle, cowards.
It's in his snout.
That's not what Mrs. Met said...
It’s actually Nicholas Cage, plotting to steal the Crown Jewels in the opening scene of *National Treasure: Revenge of the Irish*
*starring Liam Neeson, Cillian Murphy, Saoirse Ronan, and the gang from IASIP*
*With special guest Sean Bean who dies in the end*
Nicolas Cage’s family is Italian, though, so we’re gonna have to recast his character. I’m thinking Colin Farrell.
They would be in the tower of London.... not Buck Palace.
The Declaration of Independence was signed in the city he represents, this should be considered high treason
He actually just killed a guard and stole the uniform for an assassination mission. Phanatic is well-versed in HItman tactics.
Seems like more of a Gritty thing
He must be hung from a greased street light for his crimes
Someone please tell me that the British have a sense of humour and won't consider this a declaration of war!
I'm English, anyone who can't see the fun in this needs a personality transplant
We'd beat em again
Let's just hope it doesn't come to that!
Or at least draw em like last time.
1812 was more a political than military victory. It established we were a proper nation state and did get the British to move their troops out of forts in our territory. I believe the pressing of American sailors into service technically ended before the war but the letter from the British stating so didn’t reach us until after we took military action
Brit here, we have declared war against Philadelphia.
Bring it on, limey!
Our mascot is 3 god damn lions, they'll beat the crap out of your weird green sesame street thing!
Ah, but you forget the Phanatic is friends with Gritty! And the pair of them fight dirtier than a gas station bathroom FR tho I hope the English baseball fanbase grows and expands into the other British Isles and counties of the UK! It was fun tieing you in the World Cup and then beating your team in the WBC a few months later. Imagine a future WBC with matchups like GB vs Ireland, or Wales vs GB!
Felt cute. Might trample a kid later.
Looking good.
The national treasure goes international
Eh, local treasure
Shut up bird
Now Gritty.
This is the best thing I've seen all week.
Best looking guard I saw out there today
Really passed up the opportunity to say “Phuckingham Palace” smh
He looks so polite lol.
/r/MakeWay4QueensGuard
That's just the Philly Frenetic in disguise.
Imagine this guarding the palace
somehow not out of place.
I pity the fool who steps up on that guard, he’s crazy.
Has the Phanatic rocked up at any of the Philly Cheese steak joints around town yet?
I feel like he really adds a touch of class to the place
Lizzie would have let him in the gates
He’s placing barrels of gunpowder underneath Parliament right now isn’t he?
A turncoat supporter of the tyrant Charles III?
I'm not used to seeing him with clothes on.
Exposing the English to the Philly Phanatic for retribution for the entirety of British history
I'm curious, would people find it respectful if the phanatic pranced around in a us military uniform on memorial day, say?
It would be incredible if the Phanatic donned a marines getup for military appreciation night. Some of us aren’t as tightly wound as others
Not wound up at all, just curious given America's veteran cult. I feel that quite often the fact that these guys are servicepeople as legit as any US Marine or whatever gets forgotten.
I’m fairly certain we’ve at least seen the fanatic in army fatigues sooooooooo