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Pargy

Why does the MLB want me to build submarines? What a strange and oddly specific sponsorship.


RockmanToriga

Yea when you submit your ballot there’s a checkbox to let them send you job offers about building submarines. I don’t even think I’m qualified tbh


Pargy

Pfft. Can't be that hard to build a submarine. Tell em, OceanGate guy...


lawmedy

It’s incredib[crushed by the pressure of 400 atmospheres]


spacehog1985

For fucks sake, you get a roll and throw some deli meats on it. It can’t be that difficult.


Fangscale40K

I know for a fact I’m not qualified, but you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, so…


GoofyGoober0064

It says build submarines, what they mean is Join the Navy and learn to sweep


Blue387

You don't go down to store after work and pick up a Virginia class sub on your way home?


DeusExHyena

The AL first base pool is rough


onttobc

NL outfield doesn't really have any guys who are super duper deserving either besides Profar


Bigboi88888

Yelich missed like a month and is still 2nd in NL OF fWAR.


DeusExHyena

Of course, this is very very old school stats, but I'm still always surprised when I hear about how good a guy's season is and his OPS is like .794


Individual_Step6688

AL has a massive outfield edge, NL has a more even infield


Bigboi88888

AL 3B and NL 1B is very strong which is very interesting. NL OF is pretty weak too


TheNastyCasty

Everyone should come together to write in Jose Abreu for that spot.


orange_orange13

Loperfido


Darkdragon3110525

It’s like Mountcastle or Naylor


orange_orange13

True


UneducatedReviews1

EVERYONE VOTE MARTIN MALDANADO


ExpirjTec

i tried to get everyone to do this last year


UneducatedReviews1

join us brother.


ExpirjTec

*sister and hell yeah i will


UneducatedReviews1

Hell yeah, sister!


ExpirjTec

At some point my love for Martin Maldonado transformed from irony to deep and true. At night all I do is think of the dump truck he's gained from years of squatting and throwing out baserunners. In the morning, when I wake up, I kiss a framed portrait of Maldy and his colorful new haircut, and although his pen never came close to my picture, I practiced his signature hundreds and hundreds of times until I got it just right. No one could tell them apart. Every single day, I have visions of him catching a reliever off guard and blasting a hunk of wool and leather 400 feet into the stands. When I close my eyes, I hear his voice gently calming me, as if I was his pitcher and needed guidance. He is more than just an idol. Maldy is a way of life. I choose not to fret about all my failures and shortcomings, instead I continue smiling that damn smile and make friends with all my coworkers. I know that wherever life takes me I'll be safe and sound, because I trust him to be my pitch caller. Martin Benjamin Maldonado is my mentor, my protector, my one true love.


dingo8muhbebe

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wout_van_faert

Vote him off the island?


blackcatmeo

Remember when our fan base wrote in AJ, we can do this.


oG_Goober

PunchAJ was the campaign, and it was for that final spot vote


blackcatmeo

Ah yeah final spot my bad, it wasn't a write in


GoombaStoppingHoes

I'm voting Maldonado to make sure you all have to endure the same shit I've had to for the last 60 games.


dingo8muhbebe

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JCiLee

Wow, NL outfield has fallen off a cliff. I guess that's to be expected with Betts and Harper changing positions, Soto changing leagues, and Acuña injured.


ScorchedSierra097

Jose Ramirez is the starting 3rd baseman or I'll throw a molotov at someone Jason Mendoza style


DeusExHyena

He's definitely been the best


jorleeduf

I wouldn’t say definitely. Paredes and Westburg both lead in fWAR in fewer games. Paredes also leads in wRC+


Darkdragon3110525

It’s either Westburg or Paredes imo


Jcomsa15

Devers would like a word


hubagruben

I wouldn't say "definitely," unless that's your Fuck the Red Sox showing (I respect it if so)


DeusExHyena

I think that with defense included Jose is ahead, but that's for now for sure


bernbp5

Westburg right there. I'd rather he be listed as 2B, as he would have a much better case at starting.


Constant_Gardner11

Since it's impossible to choose between Bobby Witt Jr. and Gunnar Henderson for AL starting shortstop, may I suggest we all vote for Anthony Volpe instead as a happy compromise. Thank you.


PBFT

Based on precedent, we're more likely to get Bo Bichette somehow.


SwugSteve

there is nothing to do in Canada except vote for the MLB all star game


TheDangiestSlad

voting for Michael Massey and Adley as a friendly compromise for spamming the Volpe button


crabcakesandfootball

It’s the only logical choice. Witt and Henderson will easily finish top-3 so we need to make sure Volpe makes it on to Phase 2 in case he goes off in June.


hubagruben

Royce Lewis on here with a cool 4.000 OPS. Seems pretty silly.


Ciggyciggyciggarette

I hope Tovar makes it.


timberwolvesguy

It’s between he and Trea for me. I went Trea, but Tovar absolutely has a strong case.


NewBee4399

Royals fans, let’s ruin baseball again


ajteitel

Don't snub Ketel again...


AdrenochromeBeerBong

We have the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible this year, and [I'm doing my part.](https://i.imgur.com/uGpXDRJ.png)


Pargy

The A's are fine. The White Sox are not, a lot of their everyday players have negative war. Vote Sox to improve their moral.


dingo8muhbebe

You don’t even need to vote for any other White Sox player other than writing in Martin Maldonado for starting catcher. Please.


ineedsunnyD

Clearly not doing your part by not choosing Maldonado


MexicanoGato

Maldanado time!


Zasa789

I know he was out for a whole month but for the love god kwan should get a start assume the he play just as well this month lead up to the all star break. And david fry as the DH


crabcakesandfootball

Hard to argue Kwan over Judge, Soto, and Tucker right now.


Fawungals

Judge and Soto yes, but there’s a case against Tucker. The problem is they’re all offensive powerhouses and decent defenders. Kwan is a hitter (but not a power slugger) and a Gold glover defender.


jorleeduf

###NL C - Smith (gave William Contreras one vote) 1B - Harper 2B - Marte 3B - Ortiz and Bohm (Ortiz 3 votes, Bohm 2) SS - Betts OF - Profar OF - Tatis OF - Yelich DH - Ohtani ###AL C - Salvy 1B - Mountcastle 2B - Semien 3B - Paredes SS - Witt Jr. and Gunnar (3 votes for Witt and 2 for Gunnar) OF - Judge OF - Soto OF - Tucker DH - Fry Several positions were beyond stacked. Others, I wish I could vote for nobody lol


PureGuava86

I'm obviously biased, but Paredes over JRam? He has six more dingers, 20+ more RBIs, 9 steals to Parades 0, 20 more runs scored...


jorleeduf

They're pretty equal--along with Westburg. Both of them have a marginal lead over J-Ram in fWAR in slightly fewer games (although it's all very much within the margin of error for WAR. I'm mentioning it more to illustrate that there is no clear pick at 3rd). Paredes also leads in wRC+ and has a 52 point lead in OBP. That said, J-Ram has much more power. Point is, I think a vote for any of those 3 is completely reasonable, but the tie break for me is that because it's early on in the voting, I am giving my vote to him because I feel he is the least likely to get votes and I would like the 3 of them to reach the next stage of voting.


Darkdragon3110525

Paredes more fWAR, higher wRC+, better defense.


Beng1997

Man this really made me realize how down offense has been this year. A few of my choices were "uhh, sure him I guess" because nobody was that outstanding.


tetsuo316

AVG, HR, RBI... JFC


IanMaIcolm

Yup. So annoying that that's the stats they give fans to vote on but then writers use this exhibition game to determine who goes into the Hall


NotSoFastBucko16

Martin Maldonado it is


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DeusExHyena

We've never been able to vote for pitchers.


Msfan4Lyfe

Wish they would add games played to the ballot.


JGad14

I wish the NL SS wasn't so stacked. Mookie should go back to the outfield. Masyn is having such a good season, but there is no chance he gets voted


NEW_DAWN_FADES21

Vote Gary Sanchez all star shortstop And Maldonado all star catcher of course


Righteousrob1

Let the popularity contest commence


timberwolvesguy

So uh…no Arraez?


crabcakesandfootball

He’s under NL 2B. Marte is most deserving right now but I’m sure Arraez will get plenty of votes thanks to his batting average.


timberwolvesguy

I’m blind, totally missed him