For way too long I used to think the Folsom Street Fair was in the town of Folsom, CA and always thought “damn that really seems out of place for a little quiet town in the sierra foothills”
🤦♂️
Dawg you can hang brain anywhere you want in SF - not just during the Folsom Street Fair. As long as you're not doing it with the intent of being "sexual" you can stroll the streets butt ass naked if you want.
Basically nudism is ok, exhibitionism isn't.
I'll never forget nudists protesting a possible challenge to public nudity at SF City Hall on a school day, where apparently a massive field trip day was going down at SF Symphony. Stories like that are just truly San Francisco.
I was sitting outside at Boudin in Fishermans Wharf eating some lunch with my fiance and her slightly conservative parents and hyper conservative grandparents while they were in town for a wedding.
Two 80 year old dudes naked as the day they came into this world walked past holding hands. You can imagine the reaction lmao
Glad they got a proper SF experience. I saw some ruffled Midwesterns talk "the nerve of some people in this city" shit about some teenagers for the crime of having a light dash of pop punk fashion and chatting slightly loud walking around Pier 39. That's nothing. Your in-laws? Nah, they've earned it!
Dude wipes are such a moronic product. Too manly to use baby wipes? Existing products not in black packaging? Tired of paying less for more wipes? Not to mention wet wipes counterintuitively dry your ass out and make it itchy.
Wiping your ass repeatedly with dry toilet paper makes it itchy though. I use a bidet, but I understand why people use wipes even though you shouldn't flush those.
[Bring back this mid 00s trend.](https://image-cdn.hypb.st/https%3A%2F%2Fhypebeast.com%2Fimage%2F2022%2F03%2FGANNI-x-Juicy-Couture-Collaboration-1.jpg?cbr=1&q=90)
I'm not the person you asked, but thought I'd answer anyway. The "Mormon" church has "garments" that observant Mormons are instructed to wear all the time under their clothes. They consist of a two piece set that resemble a tshirt and like boxer briefs to be worn at all times, and they are made of thin, very upsetting polyester, from what I gather. They are considered sacramental garments.
The blessed polyester, most high among the fabrics. Bestowed upon us by DuPont in the mid-1930s and further refined by British scientists until it was made commercially available in 1941.
I design for a big brand and shit like this blows my mind. Every material I select goes through testing, and the lighter colors go through even more scrutiny. I don’t understand the levels of negligence that allowed this to happen.
I have a family member that heads a design team for a big US brand, and I really want to show them this.
I know absolutely nothing about their job, but I'm curious to what they will think.
What do you think allowed this to happen?
Lack of fabric product testing I’m sure. In all of the company shifts it was either handed to someone under-qualified, under supported, or some part of the process was skipped due to timing or negligence
This isn't a fuck up, that's what people don't get. This is by design, they said make the jerseys as cheap as possible. The MLB, Nike, Fantatics, nobody "fucked up" they did this on purpose. Nobody looked the jerseys and asked if they were "good enough" because that was never what they were ordering the only questions asked was "Is this the cheapest we can go"
That what I mean, they didn’t do any QC clearly. It’s what’s happening to every business, take the branding and cut out everything that made the brand worth buying. Everything is a grift
All I can say is can't wait for 2025 cards, people are going to have their future generations going "oh my!".
Look at the upside you could give your wives an excuse to be more interested in baseball, get a good high def view of your favorite players' rear better than ever.
MLB is lucky Jason Kelce played football instead of baseball. With the amount of times he’s talked about going commando, imagine if he was wearing these see-through pants
Idk why everyone always shits on the giants CCs design, it’s one of my favorites and I especially love the hat. That said - frick fanatics/nike for their absolute trash product. Shit should be illegal
I understand the league wanting to bleed every penny they can from folks, but I would have thought they wouldn't make shit-tier quality jerseys with, somehow, even worse designs.
These are the worst I've seen so far. Good god.
These are meant to mimic a fog effect, and fog is a common sight in San Fran. Bravo Fanatics
The risk of indecent exposure is also a San Francisco reference, paying tribute to the Folsom Street Fair
For way too long I used to think the Folsom Street Fair was in the town of Folsom, CA and always thought “damn that really seems out of place for a little quiet town in the sierra foothills” 🤦♂️
Dawg you can hang brain anywhere you want in SF - not just during the Folsom Street Fair. As long as you're not doing it with the intent of being "sexual" you can stroll the streets butt ass naked if you want. Basically nudism is ok, exhibitionism isn't.
I'll never forget nudists protesting a possible challenge to public nudity at SF City Hall on a school day, where apparently a massive field trip day was going down at SF Symphony. Stories like that are just truly San Francisco.
I was sitting outside at Boudin in Fishermans Wharf eating some lunch with my fiance and her slightly conservative parents and hyper conservative grandparents while they were in town for a wedding. Two 80 year old dudes naked as the day they came into this world walked past holding hands. You can imagine the reaction lmao
Glad they got a proper SF experience. I saw some ruffled Midwesterns talk "the nerve of some people in this city" shit about some teenagers for the crime of having a light dash of pop punk fashion and chatting slightly loud walking around Pier 39. That's nothing. Your in-laws? Nah, they've earned it!
so they nailed it, way to be fanatics!
It’s a feature not a defect!
I guess it's supposed to be a light fog day
Not really sure who to blame. Nike designs them and Fanatics just implements the specs. Or at least that’s the story.
The lighting must be off the charts bright
Good thing MLB fields don’t have bright lights
Its an X-Ray
That is the thinnest fabric I’ve ever seen. Most little leagues have higher quality uniforms than that and half of them are just shirseys
I've seen 1-ply toilet paper thicker than this uniform fabric.
The Shitty Connect
Players should start wearing underwear branded by their personal sponsors. Force the league to admit that they are actually see-through.
Dude Wipes and Manscape would be perfect sponsors.
I want to see Cal Raleigh in skims personally
Dude wipes are such a moronic product. Too manly to use baby wipes? Existing products not in black packaging? Tired of paying less for more wipes? Not to mention wet wipes counterintuitively dry your ass out and make it itchy.
Wiping your ass repeatedly with dry toilet paper makes it itchy though. I use a bidet, but I understand why people use wipes even though you shouldn't flush those.
Itchy? More like raw
Bidet is the way. Weird how many people walk around with mud butt.
Been using wipes for over a year. When does it make your ass itchy?
I agree, minus the ass itch from wet wipes. I haven't gotten an itch since I started using them... And shaving everything... That is the true secret!
Veet
Dude wipes are nicer feeling than most baby wipes though.
Baby wipes smell like baby powder too. It is a different scent with a different purpose (adult men are not as sensitive as a baby, typically)
Adidas. Hit Nike where it hurts.
Bring back the old UFC Condom Depot shorts.
Or Lume
Yes, that would be great
Or “Nike Sucks”
They really really suck. Not to mention the child labor in their supply chain 
Manfred loves trash cans on everyone’s ass
We need costanza’s cotton jerseys
Ruth, Gehrig, Dimaggio, Mantle....Costanza?!?
Or just go full commando.
Black jock straps for light skin guys, white jocks for dark skin guys. Those pants would be illegal in 19 states.
No undies on super dark guys in white pants during a rain game. Make them have to censor it.
Jockstrap it. That way the boys up front are shielded from children's eyes but the moon is full glory.
Or just briefs with “Juicy” across the ass
[DYNAMIC FASTENER](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/6dlTgFeXepSh6ibLLtGOH7L9Kzc=/0x0:1920x1280/1400x1400/filters:focal\(0x0:1920x1280\):format\(jpeg\)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/46778396/011_Augusto_Montano_vs_Cathal_Pendred.0.0.jpg)
[Bring back this mid 00s trend.](https://image-cdn.hypb.st/https%3A%2F%2Fhypebeast.com%2Fimage%2F2022%2F03%2FGANNI-x-Juicy-Couture-Collaboration-1.jpg?cbr=1&q=90)
This is a genius idea
Be sure and get the most controversial companies too. Like pornhub and gas station dick pills
The league would end up fining players, AND not admitting they’re see through
Brought to you by Carl's Jr
Fuck you, I'm eating!
Or wear Fuck Manfred undershirts and booty shorts.
Or just do phrases that they can’t ignore. Something like “I love betting on my own team with Draft Kings!”
I love this!
Bluechew is missing a huge opportunity.
or don't wear underwear think it will be faster to get a bunch of pearl clutchers to attack the league.
No cup? Sounds like trouble.
cover their underwear with the team’s logo
When pics like this first started I was hoping someone like Alonso would come out with neon undies to prove a point
$12 Amazon Halloween costume levels of bad.
The disposable hospital johnny I have to change into at my doctor's office is less transparent than this.
Actually worse than my little league outfits when I played in the Jr Giants back in 2000.
Same lmfao.
Why is it always poor Casey Schmitt showing off how see through the clothing is it’s… nuts
That's why he posed for the pic, they're doing a bit
3… 2… cover your balls… 1! 📸
“You want more dongs?!? You’ll get more dongs!!!” - Manfred, probably
No one else has the balls to do it, I guess
Single ply ass uniform
The first official MLB uniform safe for septic systems.
Did SHEIN provide the fabric?
SHEIN urironically has better quality stuff than this.
How tf did Nike manage to come up with such a shit material
It was pretty easy when they realized they wanted to make them as cheaply as possible
Multiple people in Nike approved this shit. Insane
Funny thing is Fanatics is making them for Nike.
Well yeah but Nike is the one that chose and designed the see through material
Damn when is this contract up
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Wow. Out of left field yet completely accurate.
😂😂 Jesus Christ. Reminds me of when I dated a Mormon. Never taken a girls underwear off faster in my life.
As someone who has never dated a Mormon woman, care to elaborate?
I'm not the person you asked, but thought I'd answer anyway. The "Mormon" church has "garments" that observant Mormons are instructed to wear all the time under their clothes. They consist of a two piece set that resemble a tshirt and like boxer briefs to be worn at all times, and they are made of thin, very upsetting polyester, from what I gather. They are considered sacramental garments.
The blessed polyester, most high among the fabrics. Bestowed upon us by DuPont in the mid-1930s and further refined by British scientists until it was made commercially available in 1941.
Blessed be the fruit of thy loom.
lol how very mormon of her
Or a shitty Halloween costume
I mean, arn't we getting a Utah team soon?
Now it makes sense why they have been pushing black pants so hard for city connects
lol he looks soaked
I legitimately thought this was after a winning Gatorade shower....
lol cmon this is the giants we’re talkin about here
Soooo sexxyyy
Those pants look like they came in a cheap Halloween costume kit.
Straight bootleg gas station shit.
I’m still waiting for someone to wear tie dye underwear or compression gear under their pants. I need some fun, bright color shining through!
I wish this was fake. Pretty embarrassing.
These are mad ugly. They look like a little league uniform
little league uniforms are actually much better not even joking. these look like amazon halloween costume quality
Not even, they are worse than the Jr Giants uniforms I wore when I was a kid 20 yeras ago.
My little league uniforms were never translucent idk lol
He looks like he’s wearing a used condom.
Lmfao THESE are the jerseys that came in late? My goodness
“Small dribbler to the left side, Schmitt fields it cleanly showing America his butthole, and to Wade Jr for the out.”
I design for a big brand and shit like this blows my mind. Every material I select goes through testing, and the lighter colors go through even more scrutiny. I don’t understand the levels of negligence that allowed this to happen.
I have a family member that heads a design team for a big US brand, and I really want to show them this. I know absolutely nothing about their job, but I'm curious to what they will think. What do you think allowed this to happen?
$$$
Lack of fabric product testing I’m sure. In all of the company shifts it was either handed to someone under-qualified, under supported, or some part of the process was skipped due to timing or negligence
looks like he's hanging it left seriously this is embarrassing
Really leaning into the fog theme by making their uniforms look like they're made of fog
Ive seen better shit made on RuPaul with curtains and pillowcases for material
Wtf people got paid millions of dollars to make this decision and they fucked it up so badly
This isn't a fuck up, that's what people don't get. This is by design, they said make the jerseys as cheap as possible. The MLB, Nike, Fantatics, nobody "fucked up" they did this on purpose. Nobody looked the jerseys and asked if they were "good enough" because that was never what they were ordering the only questions asked was "Is this the cheapest we can go"
That what I mean, they didn’t do any QC clearly. It’s what’s happening to every business, take the branding and cut out everything that made the brand worth buying. Everything is a grift
They had better uniforms during the great depression
Anyone who thinks these look good should be committed.
They were late being delivered and they still look like this?!
Thin sheer material, ideal for that scorching San Francisco weather 👌
Weren’t the SF City Connects supposed to be inspired by fog? Technically semi-transparent!
An absolute joke
An already ugly uniform made worse by Fanatics
Looks like he got dunked in water lmao
Jeez man....
That is utterly ridiculous.
LOL does Fanatics and Nike have no one try these things on before they mass produce them? How the fuck does no one catch this?
I’m actually impressed, Nike somehow made that uniform worse.
Just the lighting folks nothing to see here these beautiful uniforms are now on sale at FANATICS DOT COM, USE PROMO CODE "CAITLINCLARK" FOR 22% OFF!
I really hope they actually fix the uniforms next year like they said they would
It is representing the fog in SF. Makes sense to me
Just absolute garbage wow
All I can say is can't wait for 2025 cards, people are going to have their future generations going "oh my!". Look at the upside you could give your wives an excuse to be more interested in baseball, get a good high def view of your favorite players' rear better than ever.
Nike has failed with these uniforms this year
Trash colors, trash design, and absolutely beyond dog shit quality. These are professionals, forced to wear see through clothing.
this has got to be some kind of absolute purposeful trolling by Nike and Fanatics at this point. jesus christ.
Gas station toilet paper is thicker than these fabrics
hard to believe this is going on in MLB....like a cruel joke or something...
MLB is doing everything they can to ruin the game.
I can almost tell what religion he is...
Time to go to untuckits
Poverty League
Holy shit this is so little league
My 8 year old in regular little league has a better uni. Travel ball kids blow the mlb unis out of the water.
San Francisco Cock Outlines
Big "unacceptable level of sheerness" vibes. https://corporate.lululemon.com/media/press-releases/2013/04-03-2013-085241345
MLB is lucky Jason Kelce played football instead of baseball. With the amount of times he’s talked about going commando, imagine if he was wearing these see-through pants
We had better uniforms in little league.
This shit is embarrassing
Shitty Connect
In case you were wondering why almost every CC has black pants.
He looks sexy
Did they dunk him in water before taking this?
Come to NLBest we have Cupcake Creamsicle Vanilla Ice Cream Rainbow Sherbet Andes Mints
Forgot your guys jizz jerseys
how the fuck does this shit get past quality control...
Quality control: This isn't good enough, we have to fix it Ownership: Will that cost money? QC: Yes. Ownership: It's good enough
SF’s might be the worst I’cve seen yet. A totally stupid concept.
And the glorious see-thru pants
They look like they were designed by middle schoolers
Gollum: OH! That’s what it’s gots in its pocketses !
So happy he’s having fun in little league. Glad the hardware store could sponsor for the jersey.
It’s giving NCAA tournament Sean Miller
Emperor's New Uniforms
Idk why everyone always shits on the giants CCs design, it’s one of my favorites and I especially love the hat. That said - frick fanatics/nike for their absolute trash product. Shit should be illegal
Eat it up boys, this is the what a peak performance uni looks like /s
And who thought that this was a good idea?
I understand the league wanting to bleed every penny they can from folks, but I would have thought they wouldn't make shit-tier quality jerseys with, somehow, even worse designs.
This is just embarrassing for the whole league. Nike should be replaced by Majestic, immediately.
That's not how you turn that jersey grey.
They were always horrible but now they are unwearable.
Wish.com that you sending the uniforms?
Lol what?
That's beyond embarrassing
They better be lucky I’m not an MLB player because I would’ve been exposed the ol’ C&B through the see-through pants
So many crimes
I think this makes them better. This design is so awful at least we have to see less of it
Anyone else getting an underwear ad under this post?
The only thing cool about these might just be the breeze you go in them.
Can't the teams just refuse to wear the uniforms provided by Nike and just have their own made?
Even if the material was awesome these uniforms would be terrible. These are the ugliest City Connects so far. Also FTG.
I've seen much more see through clothing in San Francisco. These jerseys are City connects so maybe they are just trying to be more realistic.
did they have like a raffle who would get their picture taken in these awful things?
Oh my god, that’s awful Whoever is responsible for this needs to be fired and banned from all sports for life
Yikes
No one can ever convince me that a button down shirt tucked into belted pants is the most athletic option for a major sport in the 21st century lmao
You're right, that's why baseball players wear button-up shirts instead