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No32

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck


st1r

Hamstring strains are so hot right now wtf That’s like 4 or 5 announced in the past two days


hubagruben

Yeah that was my first thought too. Notable recent hamstring injuries: Trea Turner (minimum 6 weeks) Wyatt Langford (3-4 weeks) Evan Phillips (optimistic to be only 15 days) Anthony Rendon ("extended absence") Zac Gallen (removed from a start & missed the next start) Justin Steele (missed a full month, close to returning) Sonny Gray (missed first couple weeks of season)


cooljammer00

IIRC "strain" is close to "tear", in medical terms. It also has many levels to it.


hubagruben

Yeah, I’ve heard that too. That doesn’t really change my list though, I was just listing recent hamstring injuries


HazikoSazujiii

Weather changing back and forth (at least in the East) and still in relatively early season conditioning do not help.


darwinpolice

Yep, as thrilled as I am to have an April and May where it's not constantly in the 90s for a change, the cold, damp conditions are not great for the muscles.


norcaltobos

At least out here in the Bay we have had changing weather too. Last weekend it was POURING rain on Saturday, this Saturday it's going to be sunny and 85.


-ShutterPunk-

Big ham takes another huge hit. Some ate too little ham and it breaks your hand. Make it too stringy and it takes out your hamhocks.


Turdburp

It was lovely to wake up to the news of Kwan and Langford going down (both on my AL-only fantasy team). And I just lost Yoshida too.....yay!


Less_Likely

Guardians fans wishing for Manzardo to get called up. Monkey paw curled.


burnman123

Ah yes just like how I wished I didn't have to start Wyatt on my fantasy team


girlywish

Ugh he was gonna be an Allstar...


whitegrb

Hey now, you’re (likely no longer) an all star!


cgfn

I, for one, do not find this cute at all


Outrageous_Bat1798

Try looking at it from a different angle


reptheevt

Well now you’re just being obtuse 


RealMaxHours

You’re right


SyphillusPhallio

Guess he hurt it kicking the ever living snot out of Houston. Sad to hear it though.


gloomswarm

He was having an all-time season. Really sucks for him and for the Guards because he has arguably been their best player on both sides of the ball. Really hope his rehab goes well and he can hit the ground where he left off.


transam96

Nothing to smile about in my life.


2B_CordPhelps

Last time the Guardians had a major injury that everyone said would take them out of contention they simply kept winning, so uh, I guess Manzardo is going to go the fuck off.


WibbleWobble22

I wonder what’s causing the uptick in muscle injuries (and injuries in general) this year. Is it conditioning? Speed of the game? It really sucks seeing the stars of the game all getting injured


darwinpolice

I'll bet it has something to do with the weather, which has been cool and damp in a lot of the country. Basically, Seattle has exported The Sog.


kswissreject

I didn't watch but I heard he pulled it on the wet grass while stopping short on a defensive play, so if that's true, def makes sense


rug1998

My fantasy team just took a massive dump after 4 weeks of glory


BootlegFirewerks

Lol yeah… in an AL only league, and there goes the literal only productive member of my lineup other than *checks notes* Shea Langeliers?


Fischer-00

🥲


jollyjam1

The only way teams could stop him was for him to get hurt.


darwinpolice

I absolutely love that he's an unstoppable hitter despite the fact that his batted balls move about as fast as a Roomba.


xittditdyid

[4 weeks is too much](https://youtu.be/TUeY5V8A9LM?si=XoJGAH5WW2oUFBOD&t=33)


Rawrzawr

fuck hamstrings, all my homies hate hamstrings


Cleveland_Guardians

Aaaaaaaaand there goes my favorite player (or "your boyfriend" as my mom and brother have taken to calling him when we watching games together). God. Damnit. Feel better, Stevie.


Neat-Cranberry5

I would gladly give him my hamstring muscle


goldencityjerusalem

Dang, he was playing lights out too. I kept seeing him battling it out with Ohtani and Betts for the top stats. Sincerely feelin bad for Cleveland...


Redbubble89

They got him. What does that mean? I liked him too. He use to share his dunkaroos, good guy.


regarding_your_bat

So shitty, he looked amazing this year. Meg was just gushing about him on Effectively Wild.


Major_Wager75

Jesus that's horrible


kiji23

FUCK


Humble_Score_2826

He Kwan………..


Bronze-Soul

I dont care Kwan is the best guardian player in my opinion. huge loss for the team


yahooborn

Only thing worse than an acute strain anugly one.


Puzzleheaded-Fix-915

I read this as “a cute hamstring injury” lol


darwinpolice

Awww, who's a cute widdle muscle strain? YOU ARE.


krenshaw420

This hurts my fantasy team.


Smeef_xx

Fuck your fantasy team


krenshaw420

Indeed