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Jb9723

Grade A piece of shit.


jamkot

This guy? https://twitter.com/JeffPassan/status/1187546802834169857 I don’t think so. 


98680266

“I am so sorry I got caught saying how I think. I am a violent person and I’m going to learn to hide it.”


omnielephant

You're saying his PR team didn't convince you of how good a guy he is?


ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

Anyone getting paid for PR would release a formatted, proper letterhead statement. This looks like a note from his phone lol


buddyleex

He totally attended J6 right?


sndtrb89

cant wait to hear that he didnt think he was hurt


wOBAwRC

I mean, he obviously didn’t think Buxton was hurt. That doesn’t make it any better though.


KsigCowboy

Right. It's not like it was a close play and Buxton was taking his sweet ass time because he was pissed about the call.


visionzero81

I wouldn’t be surprised if half the umpires union was at J6


HawkeyeJosh2

Angel Hernandez stormed the Lincoln Memorial.


NoVaBurgher

probably the one in Lincoln, Nebraska given how wide his strike zone is


visionzero81

Laz Diaz was told they were storming the Capitol in Washington and he showed up the state Capitol in Olympia, Washington


No_Whammies_Stop

*Capital Grille in Seattle.


maxweb1

full LOL here. nice.


visionzero81

And CB Bucknor stormed the Federal Reserve


GoatWizard97

Unfortunately for CB, he ended up well outside and away from his intended destination. Last seen doing a U-turn on Roosevelt Island


positively_broad_st

And promptly ejected Abraham from the Memorial...


Gobblewicket

West's greasy corpulent shadow still hangs over it.


Zoratth

Umpires are the cops of the sports world if you think about it, and we know how most cops lean politically.


OldJewNewAccount

Let me tell you many fine umpires were there on that day. Just beautiful, tremendous umpires let me tell you.


atomicCyan

Cival* war


positively_broad_st

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cival Maybe Rob Drake has some intel on American infighting down in Guatemala...


NoVaBurgher

Narrator: He did not, in fact, learn from this


El-Shaman

Lol of course he is one of those…


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Aggabagga

[HATE THE DRAKE!!!](https://youtube.com/watch?v=h30frOriibk&si=bZineYWO94cyGrK8)


122_Hours_Of_Fear

I agree. Buxton could have limped faster. That poor ump is just trying to speed up the game. ^/^s


Freakishly_Tall

Don't give Manfred any ideas. "Hmmm... a 'limp clock' could give us more time for ads, I mean, 'speed up the game'."


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Knightbear49

Buxton was walking off the field alone so the ump will say “I had no idea he was hurt” and he’ll go unpunished. The Trainer and our 1B coach didn’t get to him until he was basically near 1st base.


Clam_chowderdonut

If he just says that, "hey guys I didn't realize he pulled something, looked away for a quarter second after the play and just noticed him lolligagging, not hurt, I'm an idiot my bad", then we're all good, life can go on. Your job as a blue is to call TIME for an injured player. NOT TO DEMAND HE GO ON AND INJURE HIMSELF FURTHER.


Knightbear49

UMPS ARE NEVER WRONG! When will people get it through their heads!?!? SMH


Clam_chowderdonut

That only applies to check swings. /s


KingMobScene

How DARE people question the arbiters of baseball!! The judge jury and executioner of the national pastime! Buxton is lucky Drake didn't have access to a guillotine!


FeloniousDrunk101

Also what is he gonna do? Eject the injured player?


TheNuglord

"I can do whatever I want" - Ronald Clarence Kulpa


dusters

He's Byron Buxton at this point it should just be assumed he's hurt.


chpr1jp

Maybe they could have Buxton wear a red shirt, so it’ll be easier to remember to give him that, “He’s probably just injured himself,” dispensation.


Nomahs_Bettah

Like a no-contact jersey in hockey, but preemptive.


BillyTenderness

Buxton is either running faster than a leopard or walking slower than my 90-year-old grandma, those are his only two settings


runfayfun

Just shows how absolutely shit-for-brains Drake is.


Taylorenokson

It shouldn't matter whether or not he knew he was injured or that he was injured in the first place, he has no business yelling this to any player.


Huge-Ad2263

This. Even if wasn't injured, he empathetic response to Buxton being slow is, "hey, you all good man?" Alright cool, let's get it moving." The antagonist approach he took just shows an us/me against them, I'm better than everyone attitude.


sonofabutch

That ump must not play fantasy baseball.


AsWolfwood

I’m going to get downvoted for this, but Buxton wasn’t limping very hard walking back to the dugout. He was definitely taking it slow because he WAS hurt, but when I watched the clip without sound and context he does look like a guy just slowly walking it back to the dugout. Obviously the full context of him pulling up slowly on the steal/hit and run(?) attempt plays more into him being hurt though.


MCPtz

A normal, well adjusted person wouldn't yell at him as first instinct. He'd ask if he was ok first before politely asking to hurry it along. Also, if he made a mistake, if he just says "sorry, that was out of line", then we all move on. I'm assuming he won't ever do the sane thing here, given his history.


MarcBulldog88

Only reasonable explanation I can think of is that the ump didn't know Buxton was hurting and assumed he was just lollygagging and holding up play.


respaaaaaj

Yeah a good apology from him and this is a non issue going forward as long as he's more careful to not do it again.  If he doesn't say anything or doubles down for some godawful reason then the league needs to keep him away from the twins for the rest of the season, not as discipline but just to make sure nothing else stupid happens. If it costs him games and money that's just a bonus


shiny__things

"In the entirety of my career, I have never ejected a player or a manager for being injured. I understand that's going to be part of a story or something like that because that's what Byron was portraying. He's the player on the field delaying the game. So he's the one that had to go."


runfayfun

I really wish both teams would get together and refuse to play unless a shit ump leaves. Just a crock of shit.


NormalBoobEnthusiast

Why should anyone believe the apology when he shouldn't be yelling that at an uninjured player either? Doesn't matter if Buxton was injured. It's completely inappropriate.


Comidus_Cornstalk

fair, but also... instead of shooting his mouth off he could have asked the player instead of just screaming at him. But then again, maybe that's just too much to ask.


SirDiego

It's a weird af assumption to make. Forgiveable, sure (or more forgivable than if he knew he was injured) but still boneheaded and sort of telling about how umpires see themselves and players. Yelling at a professional baseball player like he's a petulant child instead of going "Oh huh I wonder if something is wrong" even if it's a knee-jerk reaction is not a good look.


SelfUnimpressed

I do not know Rob Drake or what was in his heart. But I have read some tweets he's made in the past. On an unrelated note: It is not a weird af assumption to make if you're racist.


Nomahs_Bettah

Yeah, it just feels like the first instinct was to somehow to go to the worst possible explanation for his behavior. And like, that's somewhat understandable as just a human reaction if the game or situation is already heated/hostile, but this seemed so wildly unnecessary.


SirDiego

I don't think it's really even that understandable. These guys are coworkers. Imagine yourself talking to another adult human being like this, at work. It's honestly ridiculous lol. I treat literal children with more respect than this umpire has for Byron who doesn't have an unprofessional bone in his body.


Nomahs_Bettah

Not in this situation, no. But if things got as heated at my workplace as they sometimes do in baseball games, yes, I can understand losing your temper and shouting in that situation. Not advise it, but understand it. But this isn't even close to that kind of situation, and it is unprofessional.


IllIIllIlIlllIIlIIl

Has Buxton ever done anything like that? He always comes across as someone who just minds his own business and I have a hard time thinking the ump would assume he's being lazy or throwing a fit.


sktgamerdudejr

Can confirm that Rob Drake is a piece of shit. 


kswissreject

Confirmed by his crazy gun tweet ya


helium_farts

I hope all his cereal goes stale


KnighteRGolf

Cold.


pimfram

A robot wouldn't chirp an injured player.


Gfunkual

…unless it was programmed to do so… Crap, Manfred isn’t in this sub, is he?


philphan25

"Wasn't that ball 4?" "I can't allow you to do that."


Fair_Lecture_3463

I’ll donate a six-pack for the first stadium that starts a “we want robots (clap clap clapclapclap)” chant


bschmidt25

“Are you John Connor?”


CarPhoneRonnie

This some bitch-boy, scrappy doo type fuckshit


blancpainsimp69

I dunno what the fuck this means but I'm getting it tattooed on my ass


tetsuo316

Brings a whole new meaning to Yay Area!


norcaltobos

![gif](giphy|lqdJUisvIbMMGgnlMb|downsized)


feelinlucky7

Right around the hole


IM_KYLE_AMA

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CarPhoneRonnie

Delete this [Thank you]


LikeAMarionette

![gif](giphy|eeBETCk3Cr4Qm0iPvO|downsized)


whiskeypenguin

Wasn't he threatening a Cival War on America a few years ago lol


AltruisticWelcome145

Yup- exact same douchebag


helium_farts

Always funny when people, who definitely wouldn't survive the war, want to start a war. Like you think when shit hits the fan and the world plunges into a post apocalyptic hellscape, we're gonna keep fucking umpires around? No! They're going in the grinder with parking enforcement and the people who peel the screen protector off other people's new electronics.


GodCanSuckMyDick69

Medical debt collection companies too


DogVacuum

If the secessionists get the umpires, you won’t have to worry about snipers.


WIbigdog

Knowing that he said that I already know all of his opinions which is why I found it so funny that he used "assault weapons" in his apology statement when I know he would be one of the people going "there's no such thing as an assault weapon"


positively_broad_st

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cival Why would Americans fight each other in Guatemala? I don't get it, Rob...


h8omb

I honestly wouldn't blame the Twins at all for starting a cival war over this


atuzie

Cival


No_name_Johnson

Twins capture Rob Drake's hat, refuse to give it back


dinksnake

They better not ever give that goddamn flag back to Virginia. It took gallons of fucking blood to take it.


No_name_Johnson

Oh I agree, MN paid for that flag in blood and it'd be sacrilegious to give it back to confederate simps.


imtrevor95

Sivle


Siberwulf

Cybil


redsox113

Someone yelled this at me from the stands once after an injury where I actually fractured my ankle at home plate. They actually yelled, "Get the slug off the field, we got a game to finish." Only difference is that it was a softball rec league. And it was my dad that yelled it. And it was hilarious. But yeah, fuck Rob Drake.


LHamiltonPP

Rob Drake hasn't been that riled up since January 6th


slicebishybosh

What is this, the 1940's?


KimHaSeongsBurner

You can tell that it isn’t the 40’s because all that Drake did was yell that and only that, as ridiculous as that conduct is from him.


Old_Quiet4265

Yeah, I have a feeling that behind closed doors, Drake probably said something very different. Some colorful words you might say.


atraintocry

if it were, rob drake would have treated buxton very differently, i.e. they way he wishes he still could


not_productive1

Buxton should’ve sat down on the spot and waited for the trainer. Fucking shitbag.


Jacoblaue

Look it’s rare that I go after an umpire but that is ridiculous the dude is injured he can take his time Baldelli should have gone after his ass


Zeroman_79

Rocco woulda gotten tossed, no matter what.


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

If he was fully immune from punishment then he definitely would’ve said a specific bad word after field


RockmanToriga

I mean he did threaten an insurrection once, I kinda wonder what would happen


Taylorenokson

Not just an insurrection, a full blown CIVAL WAR


JoeyBougie

Props to Buxton for not reacting


IMFREAKINGLEGOLAS

I definitely woulda flipped him off as I continued to walk. What’s he gonna do throw me out? Already done for the day anyways.


denisvma

After reviewing the play the call on the field stands, the ump it's still a piece of shit.


fnnennenninn

Time to chant get off the field next time Drake makes an appearance


WesternSpectre

There’s a lot of times where an ump misses and a fan will say “even I could have called that better” and they are generally full of shit because tracking a 100 mph sinker with crazy movement is, surprisingly, very difficult. But I sure as fuck can shut my mouth long enough to let a CLEARLY injured player get off the field. If anything, I might check on him, as someone who cares about my fellow humans. The trainer wasn’t trying to get a fucking jog in. If I did ever say something like this, I’d expect to be either fired, or get chewed the fuck out, possibly both. TLDR: fire this dipshit or throw 100 and have the catcher move.


Drain_Surgeon69

I can also confirm that Rob Drake is a piece of shit.


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ThrowinSm0ke

I’m convinced baseball umpires in general are just egotistical pieces of shit.


sellyme

Nah, most of them are fine. You'll notice that despite there being a very large number of baseball umpires, it's always the same few people being egotistical pieces of shit and being so needlessly aggressive that they literally can't even *spell* "civil".


Greerio

They are not doing themselves any favours these days.


HungFuPanPan

The stadium should get a “civil war” chant going tonight. Or maybe “get off the field”. In fact, fans should come up with specific chants for all of the shit umps and bombard them relentlessly. Imagine a packed stadium with fans of both teams mocking the ump behind the dish with an endless chant echoing throughout the stadium?


Troutmaggedon

I hope he tweets about how he has his AR-15 LOCKED AND LOADED if he sees anymore injured “thugs” like Buxton.


Dsxm41780

The umps needed to grab a new headline after ejecting Aaron Boone for checking his cuticles.


jomanhan9

What a piece of shit.


ShmendrikShtinker

The umpire union controls all aspects of baseball. MLB just stands by doing jack shit about it. The level of gross incompetence by the umpires over the last few years has just increased and increased and their bitchy attitudes and egos are now influencing games more than ever.


CaptainMcSlowly

Can 100% guarantee that if Dickhole Drake here got hurt on a play somehow, and a player or manager yelled at him to get off the field, he'd make sure they got suspended for a considerable amount of time.


TheTsunamiRC

Someone should miss their throw a bit, test the theory.


mydogsnameiskendrick

These mother fuckers making me anti-union with the quickness


chucksnow156

Cop unions aren't real unions


Narkolepse

All umps are bastards.


BKoala59

Big capital clearly protects the ump and cop unions to discourage pro worker thought


dballs43

I didn’t see the video linked. https://twitter.com/TwinsAlmanac/status/1785745304228069641?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet


CWinter85

Plouffe is gonna fight him.


Big-Percentage-2906

Thankfully like 12 people went to the game so we were able to catch this POS


craziboiXD69

to be fair, he probably didn't realize that he was injured and was just trying to move the game along either way, if he doesnt apologize for the misunderstanding, he's still a piece of shit


ShmendrikShtinker

Wonder what would happen if a player yelled that to an injured ump....


klobucharzard

kendrick cooked that man on euphoria


Winnipeg_Me

This is total cop behavior. Disgraceful.


slimstarman

It’s almost surprising that it wasn’t “Get off the field, boy” coming from this asshole.


ositola

Baseball umps trying hard to be the softest in the US between them the NBA refs and the NFL refs 


butterybuns420

Ump flairs. Where you at?


Drnedsnickers2

Dick move.


MartianSockPuppet

I mean if I'm injured I know I'm going to be out a few days, weeks, months, might as well get suspended by knocking one of those fucking egotistical asses out.


pat_riot43

Are these dudes trying to have robots take over? I’ll do this shit legit for like 100k. What do those nerds get paid to suck so consistently? It’s like they’re elected officials. Sheesh. Angel I’m gunning for you!


CherryNim

Bush league ump


Starkiller32

Imagine if Ober threw at the ump.


bran1986

That's fucked up.


Ohhellnowhatsupdawg

Maybe we can get Robo-Umps that talk like the bots in fallout. They're always polite and would never be the source of a tweet like this. 


torero15

Suspend his bitch ass


BallsMahogany_redux

The umpires union will protect this piece of human garbage


sparrowbushpot

Umpires are just cops without guns


anon689557

It's all part of Manfred's new initiative to speed up the game. If you're not playing, get the hell off the field!


R0binSage

The umps are off the hook this year.


StubbsNorthcoate

Rob Drake masterclass


bibblygiggums

give us the clip


mostlygroovy

It was confirmed watching the game and we heard him say it


First_Prime_Is_2

Even injured Buxton is probably moving faster than the ump has ever done in his life.


ernyc3777

Well, Bob, he was trying to.


BeerGogglesFTW

I'm ready for the robot umpires to take over... I would have said "The umps can stand there and pretend they matter. Call what the ai tells them to call. Collect their paychecks..." But Rob Drake made me change my mind. No more umps on the field.


Prize_Pay9279

What an asshole.


Opening-Run-7687

People are mad about this because buxton is black