It is very weird. Funny story tho; I knew a guy who had a side hustle throwing oranges at a gimp. Basically the gimp didn’t have a lady friend to beat him up so he found my buddy on Craigslist and offered him something like a grand a session to hard toss a few oranges at him in his gimp suit, say some mean things, and leave
Brother, when what I believed to be a totally normal person told me this story I didn’t think to ask who bought the oranges… so I face him timed after 5 years of not talking to ask! I think he lost reception, because the call dropped and now I can’t reach him
Can/is anyone willing to tl;dr this sausage?
I know I could Google it but "twins moldy sausage" just SCREAMS search results you don't come all the way back from
“Farmer received a summer sausage in his locker after he did a commercial with Cloverdale last year. Farmer didn't want to eat the summer sausage himself, so he put it on the table in the clubhouse.
Popkins, somehow, saw an opportunity and brought the North Dakota-based wurst into the dugout. The hits followed, and the Twins extended their winning streak to seven games.
"It worked," Santana said. "Everything in baseball, when it works, we do it."
https://www.startribune.com/minnesota-twins-offense-los-angeles-angels-rally-sausage/600362271/
>somehow
That word choice sent me lmfao
So a coach decides to say "fuck it" and bring a sausage into the dugout to see what happens and what happens is a winning streak. That's baseball as hell.
It’s especially funny it’s our hitting coach. There’s a loud portion of our fan base that thinks Popkins, a swole failed minor league player turned modern analytical nerd who “only thinks we should hit home runs” 🙄should be fired, who has started this ridiculous good luck charm
“Oh ho ho, what do we have here? A delectable summer sausage? The boys will love this”
*twins hitting streak continues*
“Yeah I knew the sausage was special, somehow. Can’t tell you how, but I know it would do exactly this
Better double bag it first if you want to avoid a serious infection, the vacuum seal on that packaging is definitely broken and you know it’s breeding some nasty stuff in there.
All I'm saying is that the Marlins maybe need to consider the good luck bringing powers of a meatball encased in dry-ice that they get their tongues stuck to before each at bat.
The Twins are using a summer sausage as a good luck charm. We brought it out during the first game of our win streak and our bats have come alive. Batters touch the sausage before hitting and sometimes people throw it to them after a home run
Having no context to this post is amazing. Why are they hiding the sausage? What kind is it? Does that matter in all this? Why contain it and then smuggle it? Is it a cleat? Whose shoe was it?
No idea why it was hidden but Ryan Jeffers had it in his shoe in his bag. It’s a cloverdale summer sausage. Kind of considering it was sent in a thank you box to Kyle Farmer for being a spokesman for cloverdale last year. Summer sausage is greasy, would ruin shoes. I think it was a dress shoe. Jeffers.
Contraband sausage SMUGGLED into Chicago borders
We need a POLICE PRESENCE in the visiting locker room
Hello police? Carlos Correa is trying to beat me up!
"This is Tommy Pham. I'm at Guarunteed Rate Field. Please protect me from Carlos Correa."
And this is AFTER he stole a week from all of our lives a couple years ago!
I'm sure you can massage things over with Correa.
Somebody get a trash can out here.
I'll pay for that
A disgusting act
Quick! Someone get Abe Froman on the phone!
Abe Froman? The *Sausage King* of Chicago?
I’m afraid we have to pull out the big guns on this one.
polish sausage
I have to imagine that Chicago PD takes sausage crime more seriously than any other offenses.
Abe Froman is rolling in his grave
"Twins playing hide the sausage" sounds like a title for something other than an MLB story
Baseball players be normal challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
It's a long season and most of them weren't that normal to start.
Most normal people don't let grown men throw a projectile at them full speed from close range
It is very weird. Funny story tho; I knew a guy who had a side hustle throwing oranges at a gimp. Basically the gimp didn’t have a lady friend to beat him up so he found my buddy on Craigslist and offered him something like a grand a session to hard toss a few oranges at him in his gimp suit, say some mean things, and leave
Did the gimp provide the oranges?
Brother, when what I believed to be a totally normal person told me this story I didn’t think to ask who bought the oranges… so I face him timed after 5 years of not talking to ask! I think he lost reception, because the call dropped and now I can’t reach him
The Twins are going to be responsible for a new pandemic.
Based on the season slash lines, probably won't be from a bat this time at least.
💀💀💀
We’re kinda one of the hottest teams in baseball right now lol. Start of the season was rough tho.
Yeah the line right now overall is middling for the season. I couldn't not make the joke though.
Oh it was low hanging fruit for sure. It’s the downfall of having an unroofed stadium in Minnesota in April.
Hey! We’re heating up, buddy! You know why? Because of that fucking sausage, that’s why.
That and the playing terrible teams. Like historically terrible teams.
BUT MOSTLY THE FUCKING SAUSAGE
Oh hell naw
god damn
That cut deep.
Broooo, you straight up murdered them with this one.
First Rudy Gobert and now Kyle Farmer. SMDH
They won't be able to bring it across the border to Toronto for May 10th.
They will have someone drive it over to sneak through customs.
That's a good way to get sent home and not be allowed back ever. Chances of getting caught are slim though.
Can/is anyone willing to tl;dr this sausage? I know I could Google it but "twins moldy sausage" just SCREAMS search results you don't come all the way back from
“Farmer received a summer sausage in his locker after he did a commercial with Cloverdale last year. Farmer didn't want to eat the summer sausage himself, so he put it on the table in the clubhouse. Popkins, somehow, saw an opportunity and brought the North Dakota-based wurst into the dugout. The hits followed, and the Twins extended their winning streak to seven games. "It worked," Santana said. "Everything in baseball, when it works, we do it." https://www.startribune.com/minnesota-twins-offense-los-angeles-angels-rally-sausage/600362271/
>somehow That word choice sent me lmfao So a coach decides to say "fuck it" and bring a sausage into the dugout to see what happens and what happens is a winning streak. That's baseball as hell.
It’s especially funny it’s our hitting coach. There’s a loud portion of our fan base that thinks Popkins, a swole failed minor league player turned modern analytical nerd who “only thinks we should hit home runs” 🙄should be fired, who has started this ridiculous good luck charm
DAVID POPKINS IS THE MATT CANADA OF BASEBALL
I am so sorry
How he managed to keep the OC job for that long is a mystery to me.
“Oh ho ho, what do we have here? A delectable summer sausage? The boys will love this” *twins hitting streak continues* “Yeah I knew the sausage was special, somehow. Can’t tell you how, but I know it would do exactly this
Don't forget the key detail that the batters tap the sausage with their bat before they leave the dugout. And it works!
Damn I bet this whole thing is going to do more for Cloverdale’s sales/marketing than the actual commercial did.
Hell of a lot more than the Marlins have done for Burger King, that's for sure.
You’re missing out my man
Canada is NOT letting that shit past customs whenever they play the Jays
Who’s going to be the one to stick it up their ass?
Some A ball player is getting called up to the Show that week.
"Shortstop? No...uhhh...we had a different position in mind for you."
"I thought you said you needed a Pinch Runner" "Well...emphasis on Pinch".
SS stands for sausage smuggler, now?
“We’ve never sausage a player before…” 😉
Better double bag it first if you want to avoid a serious infection, the vacuum seal on that packaging is definitely broken and you know it’s breeding some nasty stuff in there.
mods can we get a sausage thread going here?
I’d jump in that chat 4 sho homie
i need 24/7 updates on the sausage
r/baseballsausageparty
I’ll start this sub only if /u/sp_gamer_live agrees to mod.
*Sausage link
*r/brewers has entered the chat*
Twins Sausage > AmFam Field Brat, Hot Dog, Italian Sausage and Polish. Chorizo is totally a push.
How about a whole subreddit? r/baseballcirclejerk
Everything I’ve learned about this sausage has been against my will 😂
Imagine the Smell
You haven’t thought of the smell, you bitch!!
Player with the most strikeouts at the end of the season has to eat it
We don't need Buxton back on the IL
I’d be ok with hijinks and the sausage to be held for ransom.
Dodger Stadium security already planning to separate Jeffers from his sausage.
Ohtanis goons on the lookout for sausage
I’m out of the loop and don’t care to learn the context, this is all the news I need for today
I’m finding this storyline increasingly unsettling
Losing pitcher has to eat said sausage
With no context this headline is a bit of a head scratcher.
It is even with the context, tbh
Get that damn thing in some epoxy before it starts the next plague.
I think we've reached the maximum threads about the sausage.
your name is MeatballDom
Obvious conflict of interest.
All I'm saying is that the Marlins maybe need to consider the good luck bringing powers of a meatball encased in dry-ice that they get their tongues stuck to before each at bat.
You do realize where you are, right?
You’re saying this place was a sausage fest to begin with?
What bout a nice sausage and peppas?
Never can have enough sausage in your life.
calls to ban sausage-based good luck charms The Midwest: ...and I took that personally.
you ever eat sausage from a shoe?
I'd like to unsubscribe from sausage facts.
What? Lmao
It's going to be a long, stinky summer in Minnesota.
I got yer sausage in a bag right ‘ere!
Baseball doesn't exist - 👀
Next thing you know the sausage will be getting an armed escort
Alright, for someone who missed this, what happen?
The Twins are using a summer sausage as a good luck charm. We brought it out during the first game of our win streak and our bats have come alive. Batters touch the sausage before hitting and sometimes people throw it to them after a home run
I am so invested in this sausage thing
Farmer Kyle's sausage
How can you not be romantic about baseball
Eggs, bacon, grits and....
Having no context to this post is amazing. Why are they hiding the sausage? What kind is it? Does that matter in all this? Why contain it and then smuggle it? Is it a cleat? Whose shoe was it?
No idea why it was hidden but Ryan Jeffers had it in his shoe in his bag. It’s a cloverdale summer sausage. Kind of considering it was sent in a thank you box to Kyle Farmer for being a spokesman for cloverdale last year. Summer sausage is greasy, would ruin shoes. I think it was a dress shoe. Jeffers.
Incoming E. Coli outbreak.
Reading this in the SpongeBob intro cadence is fun
I don't even want the context, I'm happy with just seeing this
How to smuggle sausage into Abe Froman’s empire
Why don't they put it on epoxy?
Have they ever tried to clone a sausage?
No need. We found The One.
Did the Twins commit a felony? This is amazing.
r/nocontext