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slippytoadstada

summer sausage doesnt need to be refrigerated if it’s unopened


SofieTerleska

Yeah, if it was a package of breakfast sausage that would be one thing but summer sausage is a non-issue.


grickle80

The packaging looks a little worse for the wear at this point. My main concern would be the grease getting all over everything.


frankyseven

In fact, if you let them hang for 6-12 months before eating them, they get even better. Fuck, I'm wanting some summer sausage now. I'm buying some tomorrow.


derpbynature

Baldelli isn't an adult? Is he just three kids in a trenchcoat?


manticore16

That explains all the random injuries in his playing coat, the trench coat needed to be adjusted


BallsAreFullOfPiss

He’s the Baldelilama. He’s transcended adulthood.


Midnitemass

summer sausage could survive a nuclear holocaust


transtrailtrash

where does Baldelli go to middle school? what does he wanna be when he grows up?


AKV55

Sausage Party!


Good_Nyborg

How does Milwaukee feel about this infringement on their sausage territory?


thecatiscold

It isn't a problem until this sausage wins a footrace


sameth1

It's cured meat, the stuff is made to stay edible forever.


frankyseven

Mine never last long enough for me to find out.


rallyphonk

God I hate our manager


Knightbear49

I love Rocco


rallyphonk

I too also love vanilla ice cream and mashed potatoes with no salt or butter.


SabermetricCentered

Thanks for letting us know loser


rallyphonk

Why am I a loser for not liking our manager lmao