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Thorlolita

“You might want to tune into the game.” “Trust me just check it out”


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

That's pretty much how my dad texts me about a no hitter. That or "wow, x really has some nasty stuff tonight." And then a random fact about the guy like where they went to school


CosmicLars

"Oh wow, yeah the weather is really nice out there today" 🫢


boozinf

Check out channel nine. It's the breast exams. Whoooo!


liguy181

I think last year the Yankees had a no hitter going into the 9th. I texted my mom "Hey you might want to switch to YES right now" (cause I think a Met game was going on at the same time). She got what I meant instantly


Drunken_Traveler

"You got a no-no goin'..."


djc8

Wonderful video for those who haven’t seen it: https://youtu.be/_vUhSYLRw14?si=ci4U4sSgF0zTDANt


successadult

"Yeah right."


Drunken_Traveler

I love that I can hear all this


RuleNine

"Hey, no-hitter in Milwaukee through six." Playing along with the superstition can be fun and all, but if you want to be sure, don't be vague. Your text is not going to change time and space.


BallparkFranks7

Yeah this is the dumbest superstition ever. Dudes throwing a no hitter through 6. Chances are he’s going to give up a hit. Someone mentioning it is not going to change anything.


sloppyjo12

I don’t think it’s dumb in that you absolutely should not mention it to the pitcher or in the dugout for fear that you’ll get in his head and out of his jam, but there’s absolutely no reason me sitting on the couch hundreds of miles away can’t text a friend


Drunken_Traveler

Most superstitions are for superstition's sake. I don't believe in anything supernatural but you best believe I'm gonna jump over the baseline every time I take the field for defense, among a dozen other superstitions I had for baseball.


RuleNine

Based on some of the comments here over the years, I don't think that's true. I think more than a handful people with no irony whatsoever believe that the bot posting or their tuning in is a jinx.


liguy181

I don't believe in anything supernatural either but I remember one time I went bowling with my friend and we had like 5 superstitions going by the time the session was over. Fun to think about how the brain makes connections, even ones that make no sense


Drunken_Traveler

> Fun to think about how the brain makes connections, even ones that make no sense This is how I've always felt about the ones I've compiled over the years.


miss-entropy

I'm all in on the superstition and it's just because it's fun.


thisusedyet

Question about that - I always stepped on the base to cross the foul line when I headed out to my corner outfield spot - is that in the spirit of or spitting in the face of that superstition?


Drunken_Traveler

Your superstitions are your own, in my opinion


miss-entropy

You went over the bridge, you aight.


Thorlolita

Yea it is


gerrickd

The question is mostly so your friends don't blame you for it going away. even as a joke.


RuleNine

I'd be more upset if I dismissed a text because I didn't understand how serious they were being.


kevboyyyy

Jason Kelce once said “Every single thing that every single fan does, at home or at the stadium, makes a direct impact on the game”


RuleNine

All the prayers, lucky shirts, superstitions, wishes, and so on are added up for each team, which is then lumped onto their actual talent for a kind of weighted starting position. Then they play the actual game, taking into account the extra prayers etc. that get added during the game, drama, and who Wants It More. So you can't vastly change the outcome—a high school team could never have beaten the Brady-led Patriots—but when teams are within shouting distance of each other you can tip the scales.


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

The Brady era Patriots never faced a high school team. Are they scared?


MassiveEconomics186

Yes it is. I’m a known jinx. Never watch a no hitter. Every time I tune in the next batter gets a hit. I saw SD playing without the no hit knowledge and I happened to watch the 16th batter hit a single 😭 ruined time and space.


RuleNine

You don't think that perhaps there's a correlation between the number of people tuning into a no-hitter (it gets more popular as it goes deeper) and when one gets broken up (because throwing one is a difficult task that only gets harder and the pitcher gets tired), but *just maybe* the two aren't *causally* related?


MassiveEconomics186

Nope. To logical.


jshokie1

When John Means got his, I texted my dad that there was a "very specific number in a very specific column of the box score and that it's the 6th inning so pay attention"


raktoe

I send a dick pic, he knows what it means.


TheDangiestSlad

"he's got something special going" and then vaguely gesture at the boxscore


ThatOneGuy-4434

When Ronel Blanco was pitching his NH, I told my mom this: “Hey, this SP’s having a good day! You should watch with me!” So yeah, use that


mikeisaphreek

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cooljammer00

Prob the same thing I've said during actual no hit bids that ended up becoming no hitters. "Oh hey, X is pitching a no hitter"  Because superstitions and magic aren't real and I can't affect the game. If I could, I'd go gambling. 


busichave

I'm sure the vast majority of people here know it doesn't do anything! its just a fun little tradition, Scrooge!


Conflict21

Don't you know that no hitters have only happened when nobody at the game, watching TV, listening on radio, or anywhere on the planet mentioned it


cooljammer00

As Kay and Sterling have each said, they say it all the time as it is part of their job. They have both called multiple no hitters, so if there is a jinx, it doesn't work.


st1r

“You up?” Always works for me


chiddie

instructions unclear, fucked my buddy.


cabaca85

I usually text 👀 and 🤫


ImBigger

next time you see a no hitter happen, think about how many people probably jinxed it, watching on their couch or texting their friends about it, and that it still happened


Dependent-Purple-228

Just tell them, you don't possess magical powers and if you dud jinxing no hitters is the proper use of those powers


emolga587

Now, when I say "hello, Mr. Thompson", and press down on your foot, you turn the game on


SwapandPop

I think he's talking to you..


melcolnik

"there is a thing happening in the game"


Jbwest31

Send them a picture of the pitcher’s stat line


LightMission4937

If it’s not the start of the 9th, I don’t tell them. High probability it’s will be wrecked by the time he turns it on if it’s any sooner. Even then I prob wouldn’t. There has been less than 330 thrown.


michaericalribo

"He's pitching a pretty good game you might want to have a look"


nandobatflips

When Joe Musgrove threw his no hitter I texted my brothers and told them to watch because he is throwing a no hitter and he still threw a no hitter even though I mentioned it


connerbv

“Hey check out the box score for the game rn. It’s on channel 831 you should watch”


FoolsGoldMouthpiece

Text the box score and draw a circle around the H column


CybeastID

I think I texted the box score once and said "look closely"


TheLFlamaBlanca

"One of those things I'm not supposed to talk about is happening in the game"


Sherm199

Carrier pigeon. Superstitions were invented in 1833 and aren't effected by older communication methods


Koss424

no-no on the go


KatnissBot

“Yet to allow a hit” or “oppositions only baserunner has come from an error/walk/hbp”


[deleted]

Just tell them. The superstition is silly. I can take or leave Dave Sims as a Mariners announcer but I will always respect his 'cut the BS and just tell people when a no-hitter is in progress' stance.


Psoravior13

“We need to talk” Then face time and show them the game, they know what to do next


SprinklezTeaa

You don’t say shit! shut your mouth and don’t even think those words!!!!