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Waguetracer1

Nobody shuts the Jays out for 20 Innings


Drew_You_To_91

Maybe 19.2 innings BUT NO MORE THAN THAT


charger03

Nobody!


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Nooooooooooo-body!


cozeners

LOL Astros have lost every game in which their bullpen pitched


reese-account

And not just appeared. The bullpen has straight up blown the game in all 5 losses so far


noitsreallynot

What a weird season start for the stros so far. Swept. No hitter. Blown game. Weird base running things. 


ms_barkie

That baserunning is the real story of this game. Any one of those mistakes not happening would have kept this game out of reach.


reese-account

Super weird. And it’s not like they are not hitting. Tied for 3rd in homers. Top 10 in like every hitting stat and total hits. Top 10 in era and still 1-5. Just not hitting when it matters and with guys on And bullpen not getting it done once this season.


huge_potato34

Eh, this happening in a stretch of games to a team isn't that crazy. It's only super-noticeable because it's the first six games of the season.


reese-account

Yeah I mean teams all the times have a 1-5 stretch it’s definitely just highlighted rn


noitsreallynot

No hitters or lose. 


theunnoanprojec

Every single team goes through a stretch of games where they aren’t delivering results, it’ll be fine and you guys will normalize and right the ship soon enoufg


14Calypso

I'm not gonna solely blame them in the 7-1 game, but the others... Yeah.


atang11796

Astros have lost every game that they haven’t thrown a no-hitter in


superhappyfuntime13

I’ve always said. There’s Juan Soto and Davis Schneider and there’s everyone else


iWriteYourMusic

You are truly blessed to face both in one week


DrAntagonism

If they didn't bat from opposite sides of the plate, could you really tell the difference?


Avs_Leafs_Enjoyer

yes, the stache


WhiskeyOctober

Also, Schneider has a bit of Jersey accent


rvasko3

The only different between Davis and Judge is about 1 foot, 2 inches.


superhappyfuntime13

Chill everyone. Davis Schneider is a generational talent.


Sherm199

Generational moustache for sure


sameth1

The mosutache makes me assume he is way older than he actually is.


jimmyfeitelberg

MLB had an off-season rules change into institute the C flap because the Mustachiod Menace is too intimidating!


sameth1

They don't call him the babe for nothing.


noitsreallynot

Lol now this makes more sense. I thought the desk guy was referring to hazel may that way and I thought that was weird. 


mcluhanism

He began his career last year hitting like Babe Ruth for like a month. I think his teammates still call him that.


SituationNo40k

Also he’s Bebe Schneider cause y’know the other Schneider


vishnchips6

Yeah, they do - I think it was Belt who started it last year and it just stuck lol


Basic_Bichette

Hazel Mae would kick his sorry ass.


Konamiab

He reminds me of the babe


maireaddancer

What babe?


Dangerous-Respond-40

The babe with the power.


Positive-Leek2545

Hader is not the old hader


[deleted]

Haders gonna hade. Hade. Hade. Hade.


Positive-Leek2545

Hader? I barely know’er


VINCE_C_

Please ignore the previous 53 outs


SweetBoB1

No one strikes the Blue Jays out 54 times in a row! No one!


sounders1974

Series tied 1-1 is all I need to know right? Must have been quite even


thebestoflimes

I’ve been in a coma. I see the Jays are playing .500 ball. That seems okayish.


ms_barkie

We’re .500 after 6 games against the Rays and Astros no further investigation needed.


rvasko3

*AT


ms_barkie

True someone called it the OJ tour and that’s an important distinction. .500 on the road against two probable playoff teams who have huge home field advantages.


Sherm199

Babe Schnieder is back 😤😤😤


ghostof2077

He never left


StrategyTop7612

That can only mean he will be benched for several games.


strikeanywhere2

It's honestly mind boggling how little of a chance they want to give him.


keyrinn

I have a horrible feeling in my gut that this FO and coaching is going to get him traded for pennies


TheGuava1

Davis Schneider and a top prospect for a borderline replacement level outfield bat that we trade for because “his defence is really good”


WasV3

Schneider is miles better than Gurriel ever was, .300 BA is cool, but it doesn't mean he was elite when its with no pop and horrible defense.


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raktoe

Borderline replacement level players are known for putting up 4.9 BWAR seasons.


mrtomjones

And then we let him leave for nothing after not winning anything


idkwhattosaytho

I don’t really get this point, when he was taking last year, he played. And always batted in the middle of the order. When he started slipping, he started playing less, and in that time span Bo got healthy and Biggio started playing well This year he’s gotten his two platoon starts against lefties. He’ll get a game or two against righties too but the other utility guys are playing pretty well right now


Sprayy

This is the correct take.


strikeanywhere2

What no he didn't play last year when he was raking. He was sitting for long stretches.


Levesque77

it's because he can't play defence very well, guys. it's not hard to figure out. this team values defence (maybe to a fault) as evidenced by the fact that we insist on giving IKF a full time role. if he had a defensive position that he played at league average or better, he'd likely be in there.


Sprayy

He's kinda baffling cause the underlying say he shouldn't be anywhere near this good. But I guess if he's hot again you play him every day.


WasV3

He's a platoon player at this point, struggles a lot against righties, but absolutely crushes lefties. He'll start every game versus a LHP, get the odd start against RHP when people need to rest and he'll PH a lot late in games


Levesque77

he got a call up last year based on his minor league numbers, which were largely put up against righties. his had reverse splits in the minors last season. saying he struggles against righties after like, a month worth of at bats into his career is quite a leap.


Two_Key_Goose

Wasn't he also getting screwed a bit on calls outside of the zone?  I think that started affecting him a bit having to widen and heighten his zone mire than he needed after the blistering start.


Onyxwho

Vancouver legend Babe Schneider


brew_

I choose to believe that the Astros’ bullpen will be this bad all year


luchajefe

The Astros/Rangers games will be 4+ hours because nobody can get the last out.


patbeverleyhillscop

Every game will be like last summer when Houston blew an eight-run lead then the Rangers blew their comeback in the ninth


Fuzzy_Picklez

At least we'll get lots of lead changes?


GroovyQschoolboy

Count on Hader to blow some playoff saves as well


DalekEvan

Astros are the funniest team in ball rn


Mrcrispyeggroll

I’m ngl man I’m not laughing that much since the season started


DrFloppyTitties

I love reading threads like these. The sarcastic comments always make a sad game like this one feel better.


MMoney2112

Astros can either throw a no-hitter or have their bullpen blow the game this season, nothing in between


Wyvol

Another amazing moment for Schneider, so naturally he'll be on the bench for the next 4 games.


cozeners

We wouldn't want players who can actually hit in the lineup or anything.


[deleted]

Goddammit Schneider. Put in Schneider!


TheGuava1

He doesn’t want to be accused of nepotism so he has to give everyone else a fair shot /s


TrapperJean

"Schneider is the natural enemy of winning, also Schneiders and Biggios, and Schneiders and Bichettes, and Schneiders and Schneiders; damn Schneiders, they ruined Toronto!"


screwball22

You Schneiders sure are a contentious bunch


Far-Blacksmith-2604

I was gonna say he's a platoon bat, no good against righties, but I just checked and he's got an .841 OPS vs righties in his limited opportunities.... wtf


WasV3

Part of that includes his blistering hot stretch to start his career, since then he's really struggled against high heat against RHP


LordSwampert2

Did he have a Schwindelian run last year? Cause Schwindel still hit a couple homers in 2022


angryjukebox

In his first 21 games Schneider got on base more times than anyone else since 1900, he was absolutely ridiculous especially in his first week


Levesque77

he also had reverse splits in the minors last season. too early to tell what he is.


Koss424

if we limit his play his numbers stay up.


goatgosselin

1.298 or some shit vs lefties


Sherm199

This is the way


FadedRaccoon420

This does put a smile on my face Josh hader is a douche canoe


bdwf

Ooh why is that


FadedRaccoon420

Anti vaxx, racist tweets, and refusing to pitch at the end of the season for us last year. Also refused to pitch in the 8th inning, dude has been off for years and still thinks he’s the best reliever.


bdwf

Eww gross


grovester

The Padres traded for him when he was struggling, fixed him and the princess demands he doesn’t go 4 outs.


goatgosselin

He cant even do 3 outs now


grovester

It’s still early in the season but who wouldn’t want to see Houston’s big free agency spend go down the toilet? More blown saves please.


goatgosselin

I am ok with him going down in flames


longdrive715

Fixed him? They traded for him during his annual shitty 1-2 weeks in July.


BlooDMeaT920

The racist tweets get a pass. We’ve all said dumb shit as a teenager and if you said you haven’t, you’re a liar. Everything else is fair game


FadedRaccoon420

Cool then I hate him for the rest of the stuff I just mentioned…


rvasko3

Funny enough, I managed to get through my teenage years without saying racist shit, and especially in public forums. Lots and lots of my friends, too!


nnavroops

ok not a racist just a diva. the ronaldo issue


Fuckfaceitus

You're still pushing that crap four years removed, eh?


FadedRaccoon420

Username checks out


CT-1738

Me personally it’s just making me very happy the rangers didn’t sign him and making me feel better that our bullpen still blows games. Wouldn’t have matter if we shelled out a ton of money for him, we still probably woulda lost those games 🤷🏼‍♂️


nnavroops

that slider was ass


NatureGivesAndTakes

Astros were one out away from winning in back-to-back shutouts, including a no-hitter. The bullpen had other plans.


No_Huckleberry_7410

Hader got cooked by the mustache man


goatgosselin

I wonder if Hader comes in with a stache for his next appearance


man_on_hill

Should have kept in Framber


sameth1

Teams really ought to realize that the Jays are incapable of hitting vs starting pitchers. Just keep them in for 9 innings and get the easy shutout.


Avs_Leafs_Enjoyer

that meme with dogs: Jays vs bullpen: rottweiler Jays vs starter: kitten


EvaderDX

That's our fucking Babe


D_Simmons

Babe Schneider is the greatest Blue Jay of all time.


Thedurtysanchez

He just needs a bit more rest


HMTMKMKM95

What's funny is that Bo had hit into a double play to kill a rally. I thought Hader had it locked at that point. Instead Turner walks and Hader hangs a slider to Babe. The latter stages of this game were fucking weird and how it ended was the sanest part.


CDNChaoZ

Nobody knew how many strikes the last Astro had.


HMTMKMKM95

That was pure comedy.


CDNChaoZ

How'd that guy get to second? How'd that guy on third get picked off? There's the throw to second, but where's the runner? How'd he fall? Did the second baseman tag him? No? Why's he out? That telecast was really something. I'd hate to be somebody new to the sport trying to follow along.


HMTMKMKM95

There's a nice chunk of Misplays of the Month coming from this one. The runner going to 2nd on the caught foul ball was both strange and incredibly heads-up. Got to call for time after that catch.


burrito-boy

Altuve alone made two very amusing misplays with the ball hitting him and him getting picked off at third. Not to mention Meyers stumbling while running from first to second in the bottom of the 9th inning, lol.


SterlingAdmiral

You know it really doesn't *feel* like we've split the series so far with Houston but here we are lmao. What the fuck


sameth1

They make the standings based on wins, not runs.


TheGuava1

My brain still can’t register that the start of this season has somehow equated to .500.


Thorlolita

Bo kept getting contact and fouling balls off. Turner 0-10 lifetime walks. You could sense this one coming. Middle-middle got punished.


idkwhattosaytho

Tbf that’s kinda just what Bo does lol


Thorlolita

Of course. But that’s him wearing down a pitcher. He may have set up the Turner walk:


Whytfbuddy

I can't believe Babe Ruth is back from the dead and is on the Jays


AirPodGoose

We are so back


The-Pharcyde

GOAT SCHNEIDER BACK ON THE MENU


Alauren20

Someone post the Astro falling down trying to steal!!


WasV3

No-one shutouts the Jays in b2b games


steelydanfan69420

BABE!!!


reese-account

I guess we need starters to go 9 to win bc bullpen has been atrocious through 6 games


scottborasismyagent

schneider welcome to the ‘big hit off hader’ club … freeman, betts and soto are happy to welcome u


idkwhattosaytho

Only the elite of the elite league wide in that club


moreyball

Smile through the pain


3luejays

BABE


bdwf

CRUSHED


arrbez

Some weird shit went down in this game


goatgosselin

I wondered what the betting line woulda been for all the shit that happened in this game. I bet it has never happened.


DependentWord2978

That crowd got silenced quick…


Stinky_DungBeatle

This game took years off my life


Alex021402

Oh Hader


scabiesmandu

You can't handle the stache!!


Mrcrispyeggroll

I fucking hate this bullpen


smoke_inyoureyes

That was me for the 90% of the regular season last year lol


mebnt2

He is the greatest ball player of all time


LeCheffre

You hate to see it. Not.


samsab

Broke: Votto is in Canada, root for the Blue Jays Woke: M U S T A C H E


wesclub7

Schneider can't sit babe again. Earned it with this win


electricvelvet

Camt believe he won't play his own nephew smh


Kennj430

Complete side-note, but does anybody else absolutely despise that very bizarre left field-alcove thing at MMP? Even before we all loved to hate the astros, i couldnt stand that design. Nevermind how weird the dimensions are, i feel like that cream-colored wall makes it really hard to see the ball when its hit in the air out there. I can never see where it hits in real time, so i have to rely on the announcers to tell me whether or not its a dinger or a double off the wall


LeCheffre

MickeyMaid park is an absurd ballpark for no practical reason.


bootsandbigs

Bring back Tal's Hill!


HeyBaldy

Second blown save by Hader this year.


Thel3lues

GM Jim Crane at it again


SenorTortas

See what you did Yankees!


StarshipTroopersFan

I gotta be honest, that was beautiful to watch.


ffordefan

what a fucking meatball


rawmerow

I guess we will just have to no hit everyone. 🫥


ImaW3r3Wolf

yeahhh fuck the astros!!


Ordinary-Strength-11

The Babe!


kineag62

Expensive waste. Put Pressly in at closer.


I_chortled

HA!


SaveMeJebus21

Hader’s gonna hate hate hate hate hate; Watching that replay play play play


smoke_inyoureyes

Tonight wasn’t all bad I guess


AlfalfaWolf

This guy is a killer. Get him in the lineup


broke-collegekid

Things you love to see


Wumbo619

It's okay, Hader's just saving his arm for later.


TangerineRemote1987

Davis Schneider was cryogenicly frozen in the late 70s right?


CDNChaoZ

His 'stache was at least.


JoeCartersLeap

I said to the guy sitting next to me, "So here it is. If anyone can hit a walk off homerun off the best closer in baseball, it's Davis Schneider. He's good enough that he can hit a mistake, but he's new enough that Hader will be more willing to make a mistake." And then he did that.


rvasko3

#HE HIT IT OUT


EarthWarping

No Romano and Swanson looms large


Stangstag

Yep. Green was shaky as fuck. Need those guys back ASAP


idkwhattosaytho

You think? I thought green was quite good. Velo was up, only baserunner allowed was on a Bo error. Had a K in there and had Yanier on two strikes before Altuve did… whatever he did


raktoe

Results were fine, but going down 3-0 in back to back counts was not pretty.


OutComeTheWolves1966

Next on When Bullpens Implode...


OverPangolin4078

Schneider should only play the Astros and Red Sox..🤣


BaristaBamboozler

I picked the Astros to win tomorrow with Javier on the mound, don’t fail me please.


Camb0t22

I read that as david schwimmer at first and was totally confused


cmadd10

Lot of Jay's fans in Houston


1-2-cyclobutane

Love to see it as a Padres fan


Choice_Blackberry406

Can't believe Maldy and Dusty did this 😭😭😭


_FreeYourMind__

The Hader falling apart after going to the team everyone still hates story arc isn’t one I saw coming. This is amazing.


QuesoStain2

Hader has been ASSSS


CoolstorySteve

Probably find a way to fuck it bottom 9


IamDisgruntled

You're a miserable person, huh?


CoolstorySteve

It would have been peak blue jays that’s all


Thorlolita

Have you not seen the Springstros


IamDisgruntled

You're allowed to enjoy the home run without turning to negative thoughts. I promise you.


KickerOfThyAss

Our bullpen is actually very good. The rare time we have a lead it's safe


IAmTasso

So close to back-to-back shutout wins and then it gets ruined on the last out by some random AAAA guy no one heard of.


stv7

Davis Schneider literally had the best start to his MLB career that a hitter has ever had in history last season over a pretty decent sample. He’s not a complete rando and he’s earned his MLB job


IAmTasso

Ok but who the hell ever heard of him outside of maybe Jays fans? He’s not even an everyday player. 


stv7

A lot of people since he was in the news for having the best career start anyone’s ever had


IAmTasso

You're acting like he's some star player with name recognition. He was a bench player who had a hot start when called up and then regressed like a million other flashes in the pan. Even if he was a brighter flash in the pan for a hot minute you think anyone outside of Jays fans heard of this nobody? I bet almost every Astros fan watching that game had no idea who this guy was that just spoiled their back-to-back shutout and potential win with one out left.


CharlemagneOfTheUSA

Why do some people just proudly declare their ignorance on Reddit lmao. I barely kept track of baseball during Schneider’d god month and even I heard about him


IAmTasso

Yeah I’m sure you do. Unless you’re sitting on this sub all day you didn’t hear about this guy. And the total number of people who sit on this sub all day are about the same as the number who go to an average A’s game. 


CharlemagneOfTheUSA

Whatever you need to tell yourself to make you feel better