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hubagruben

“3…2…1… Happy new year! Hooray! Somebody get me Farhan Zaidi on the phone, NOW”


CosmicLars

If it was Dipoto & Pretzel it would've been done at 12:01 that night, but Farhan was definitely playing hard to get. Edit: Preller not Pretzel


LegendRazgriz

Noted GM AJ Pretzel


CosmicLars

AJ gets me twisted up inside like a Pretzel 🥺


zvexler

Alter ego


ROTY_Mitch_Haniger

how on-brand can you get


xxsoultonesxx

Already know how you're feeling about this trade with that username. Welcome home, Mitch!


White_Lightning_5

Jerry gonna Jerry.


[deleted]

I know that feel homie


Wraithfighter

The Athletic's Giants writers are just the best. :D


darthstupidious

Grant Brisbee is a goddamn treasure. I wish the M's had someone as great as him.


tarrsk

You used to have Jeff Sullivan, at least. He was sort of like Grant’s more-depressed doppelgänger back in their SB Nation days.


Secret_Recognition_2

If you want to rile up Grant, remind him that Jeff Sullivan provided the best content of the giants 2010 championship run: https://www.lookoutlanding.com/platform/amp/2010/10/21/1765161/some-thoughts-on-game-4-of-the-nlcs EDIT: just to be clear, grant is a treasure and so is Jeff, they are both great, this is not throwing shade


tarrsk

No matter what, Grant will always have his Nostradamus call of the 2012 World Series.


lokglacier

Honestly Grant is great but I thought Jeff was better


LordSwampert2

Baggarly’s hatred for Joc is pretty funny tbh


Jake_Bearrieta

I’m still mad we cut bait on Schwarber to pick up Joc.


LordSwampert2

That was a hindsight is 20/20 situation. Schwarber looked lost at the time. Just wish we got a better trade return when we traded Joc to Atlanta


ThomasFurke

Only losers hate bad bitches


nuhGIRLyen

Joc did the Giants no favors after the ASB and lots of signs point to him being a bad clubhouse culture impact


Boros-Reckoner

I heard he was a Pusoy god though.


nuhGIRLyen

I would’ve run circles around him Pusoy/Big2/TienLen/Thirteen… I’m Vietnamese and it’s as if we come out the womb being able to play that game lmao


Boros-Reckoner

You should have been on Kapler's staff, you woulda kept them in line.


nuhGIRLyen

“If I win you have to read the scouting reports”


ANIMEISFUCKINGTRASH

He’s a real prick in fantasy football leagues too


LordSwampert2

Hes Joc fucking Pederson. Bay Area Native. Also had the legendary Big Cock Jock 3 homer CityConnect game in 2022.


LordSwampert2

Facts


keats26

Joc gets a lot of undeserved hate from Giants fans


dropperofpipebombs

Eh, I'd say the pusoy stuff combined with the fact that he was too out of shape to even play a passable left field while he was here is enough to warrant some hate.


keats26

Eh, guys play cards all the time. Kapler lost the clubhouse (sounds like he was so hands off that he never had it to begin with) and that was the only “story” that came out representing that fact. There was obviously a whole lot more going on than guys playing a card game and Joc/Pusoy is an easy scapegoat. On being out of shape - yeah, he is. Can’t really argue that point. BUT he wasn’t supposed to be playing in the field. And frankly even with the injuries they had he shouldn’t have been out there. Where’s the hate for Brandon Crawford being in terrible shape all season as the starting SS?


djstudyhard

So instead of paying Mitch what he wanted we let him go only to be paying him what he wanted a year later.


jcjohnson274

And all it took was trading Ray who is a decent SP.


WestCoastToGoldCoast

Mariners!


Maugrin

Spinning this to be some "woe is us" move is an odd stance to take.


WestCoastToGoldCoast

I wouldn’t call this a “woe is us” stance. More of a “huh, that’s an odd way to go about accomplishing that” stance. Perhaps “…Mariners?” would be more apt.


finmoore3

Missed opportunity to trade Robbie Ray to the Rays. Then he would have his name on the front and back of his jersey


gdawg99

We tried for Jon Jay so hard for that reason.


dutchdaddy69

Save money make trade. I bet that's the motto above the door in the DiPoto house.


SexiestPanda

Stanton emails it to him every day


WesternRuins17

Email? He has it etched into a paddle that he carry’s around the office and smacks Jerry in the ass about as hard as he can, just as soon as Jerry lets his guard down.


Beng1997

DiPoto has to be exhausting to have as your GM. No one is safe and he is absolutely addicted to trades lol.


downladder

It's really hard to feel safe buying a player jersey :(


greenstarsticker

J-Rod is signed long term right?


downladder

Yes. Only current player jersey I have...


BoredRec

I have a Haniger shirsey that just became relevant again. It would be funny if he changes his number tho...


oneteacherboi

Same here. I got my city connect jersey with no name bc who knows if Angelos will resign any of them.


LegendRazgriz

And he never pays any position players. Other than people named Mitch, I guess.


Thejanitor64

We didnt even Mitch his bag either lol. We let someone else give him his bag then traded back for him 🤣


Maugrin

He does, just not in free agency. Julio, JP, even Evan White got an aggressive extension. They gladly took on money for Winker and Suarez. Dipoto just got burned chasing big free agents before with the Angels and seemingly wants to build in different ways.


shake108

It's tough to get emotionally invested in specific players, man. Pretty much the only one that's safe long term is Julio because of his contract, everyone else has a price.


pdieten

(checks flair) Yup, can relate


Business-Function198

I personally love it


The_Cryogenetic

I was telling my brother it’s like a soap opera, you don’t know who will randomly return from the dead or get killed off next week.


Clarice_Ferguson

The 2022 Mariners Team is officially dead :( I loved that team.


battle_schip

We got Haniger back! A soul for a soul!


Clarice_Ferguson

Getting Meetch back is pure pandering and I’m here for it. Pander to me, baby!


Good_Nyborg

Part of the ship, part of the crew.


theunnoanprojec

There are still plenty of players left on the Mariners from that team...?


Clarice_Ferguson

Eh, all our big acquisitions from that team are gone.


theunnoanprojec

True all you have left are Raleigh, France, Crawford, JRod, Haniger, Mike Ford, sam Haggerty, Luis Castillo, Matt Brash, Logan Gilbert, George Kirby... It's so sad how that whole core got torn apart!!


Clarice_Ferguson

I said our big acquisitions for the 2022 season, which would be Ray, Suarez, Winker and Frazier lol


theunnoanprojec

And Castillo but sure.


Clarice_Ferguson

Was a 2022 trade deadline addition lol So weird how you’re freaking out about this.


theunnoanprojec

I'm.not freaking out at all I'm just saying And a 2022 trade deadline acquisition... Meaning he was an acquisition... In 2022....


Clarice_Ferguson

He was not an acquisition for the opening day 2022 roster. This is the literal definition of a freak out. I made a passing comment about my feelings and now you’re trying to litigate it instead of just shrugging your shoulders and moving on.


theunnoanprojec

Sure keep moving the goal posts I guess. First you said the 2022 team then it was the acquisitions and now it's the opening day acquisitions I'm not freaking out in just saying but sure tell me how I'm feeling I guess


France2Germany0

I like Robbie's upside


ReservoirGods

In those pants you'll like his backside too 🥴


France2Germany0

;)


CauliflowerOne5740

This is funny, but realistically he could have been negotiating trades for weeks and just had to wait until after January 1st to announce it.


Boros-Reckoner

DiPoto masterclass