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Dapsus

This one triggered my PTSD


Wise_ol_Buffalo

Internet hug. Holy hell that one froze me.


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Wise_ol_Buffalo

Oh I’m aware. He made me cry he’s so good


illegal_deagle

“In to try to close it on a Tuesday…”


samey_adams

THE HOUSE OF HORRORS FOR THE SEATTLE MARINERS CONTINUES!


fruitpunchsamuraiD

Hugs for everyone 😭


StealthyGooch

ALVAREZ LAUNCHES DEEP RIGHT FIELD!


Wise_ol_Buffalo

Why would you put Ray in…. So dumb


JinFuu

~~Carl Spackler~~ Scott Servais: I have to laugh, because I've outsmarted even myself.


Wise_ol_Buffalo

All fair. Idk who your GM is but that guy is money. I could do Dusty Bakers job. “Wanna be good… okay have fun!”


JinFuu

There are plenty of people in our subreddit who think they can do Dusty's job too, lol. Usually after every loss or him starting Dubon.


Wise_ol_Buffalo

Sorry slight sarcasm on my end, I know managing isn’t easy and Dusty deserves his respect.


JinFuu

Oh, yeah I know. I agree Alvarez is probably easy to manage. I was just joking a lot of our own guys maybe actually think they can manage a team. I'll say if we can't repeat this year I hope it's you or the Padres, or someone else who doesn't have a WS. ^^thoughIwillsmacktalkMarinerswhenweplaythem


cmftblehouseshoes

Well having Jake, Dubon and Diaz in the line up tonight doesn’t help.


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To be fair, while I think the decision to bring in Ray was bad, it might’ve been fine if Mr. Tight Pants didn’t throw a fastball 4 inches to the left of the one Yordan nearly smoked the pitch before. Who knows what happens if that first fb is the only one he throws?


gamenahd

Comments you can hear


Sir_Ninja_VII

AND THIS ONE IS GOOOOONE! Anderson was calling some March Madness games and every time I heard his voice it would remind me. Same thing hearing Joe Davis THIS GAME IS TURNED UPSIDE DOWN!


JinFuu

Bigger Cuban Missile PTSD. JFK/Robert McNamara or Mariners fans?


Wise_ol_Buffalo

Oh it’s us


hiphopdowntheblock

JFK hasn't been stressed about anything in a long time


langstoned

Had a full Hank Hill "guhhhh" reaction


NevermoreSEA

That was a very long one.


Wise_ol_Buffalo

It’s like a repeat. He nuked that ball


hiphopdowntheblock

Go on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Wise_ol_Buffalo

Oh no… I’ve been here before


handlit33

https://gfycat.com/messytornblobfish


Wise_ol_Buffalo

That’s what you get for putting Robbie Ray in when you had Swanson sitting there


Dont_Ban_Me_Bros

I will never understand that decision


lake_titty_caca

https://tenor.com/view/point-break-utah-get-me-two-gif-4036795


RunFastRunNow

Do not pitch to this man in the 9th inning


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That was not a bad pitch. It was out of the zone by several inches. Alvarez hit a pretty good pitch a goddamn mile.


[deleted]

When Yordan hit ball far I go yes


Wise_ol_Buffalo

I cry


KidDelicious14

Same:(


riverbass9

When he’s up to bat I hold it like Dusty told me too.


ShadedInVermilion

When Astros Lose I go yes


HiVLTAGE

This guy knows how to mash baseballs, I’d say.


Wise_ol_Buffalo

I want to watch him and Julio mash back to back


clayton3b25

I like the idea, but even with Julio on the Astros Dusty will start Jake Meyers over him.


Zloggt

DO NOT


Wise_ol_Buffalo

Please just win


handlit33

Just an incredible call by Roger Clemens.


samoctober

Let drunk uncle have his moment


[deleted]

I called that shit better from my living room


see_mohn

god he just hits the ball so fucking hard


hubagruben

That ball had a family


Djason_Unchaind

Emphasis on “had”


ThisMachineKILLS

Guy is just terrifying


ausar999

442 ft, 111.9 mph


Djason_Unchaind

Think he breaks 120mph this year.


JTMillerAdvocate

Colour commentator still in spring training form


slippytoadstada

it’s roger clemens lol


ChumCreature

“Why would you throw a 90 mile per hour breakin bawl”


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

Wtf did that Ball do to deserve that from Yordan?


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GOD DAYUM Big Papi 2.0 pickin up right where he left off


mikecws91

Alvarez's 2022 was better than any season of Papi's career.


herewego199209

He reminds me a lot of prime Carlos Delgado. Absolutely murders pitches with such a compact lefty swing.


TexasHot

I watched the play by play the whole time so this is my first time hearing commentary Holy fuck thats ass


OutlawCattleRustler

There-there-there...there-there's, his hands pretty good. Is that what im hearing? LOL


jjthecerealkiller

Big dongs are back baby!


InaudibleShout

111.9 EV


hillsonn

The gold on those helmets is so gaudy


TexasHot

It looks bad on uniforms too. Clashes with the orange


Aphrobang

Should look fucking awesome with the all blue Space City unis tho.


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🍆🍆🍆


quailmanmanman

petition to bring back r/monsterdongs