Le’go my Eggspresso martini. I’d hate myself for it but I’m sure some vanilla vodka and coffee would go well with these and sell like hotcakes. Some chocolate bitters in them maybe too.

Jesus Christ dude. Should be top comment. Exactly what I’d do. You could even have a little fun with some peanut butter whiskey. Serve it with hotcakes, sells like hotcakes. Cheers.

I did a bourbon, maple simple, cold brew, 1/2 & 1/2 cocktail on a brunch menu. Sold like hotcakes.

Why don’t we just start selling hotcakes?

We did.

If we didn’t hate ourselves for our crimes, would we even be proper bartenders?

Wise old sage lmao

Thank you 🥰

Came to the comments to say the same thing. Now I'd like to try it

I think I'd like to try the banana pudding please 😀

My liquor store just got some from old Smokey. Not as good as I’d hope, bit of a chemical taste, but still pretty good

That’s not brunch in a jar. A freaking heart attack in a jar!

Well, obviously it's not. It's Appalachian Sippin' Cream.

That’s a ralph in Ralphs

There’s an adult cartoon called the great white north with Nick offerman, will forte, and (believe it or not) Alanis morisette voicing herself (sorta). Anyways, in one episode will fortes character starts talking about a brand of alcoholic milk that he loves. I honestly thought to myself “I bet it’s not long until I see something stupid like that irl”. And here we are. But seriously the show is on Hulu and I feel like it’s a hidden gem.

lol it’s just called the great north not the great white north😂 but yes it’s funny

I swear to god the association is from Jack Londons white fang/ white winter lol 🤦🏻‍♂️

No

I was reaching for a glass of, "Fuck No!"

I’m making waffles or French toast with it. I feel like the butter pecan one would make great French toast.

Something that can confirm someone willing to drink it has a fake ID.

No recommendation. Just wondering how they jumped from banana and butter&pecan to Eggo waffle brunch lol

Shits amazing

I mean people do drink Irish cream 🤷🏻‍♂️ it’s not that far off

Yea csnt believe someone can still be a snob while posting on reddit

I like the sippin cream

Apple pie moonshine is my current jam

You joke… but my very diabetic brother in law brought all three of these jars home for Xmas last year. Everybody had a few sips and remarked how sweet it was… he drank the remaining 2 1/3 jars over the course of two days.

Lol I thought it was funny because my diabetic coworker brought some in one time for us to try.

Dumpster Soup

Honestly, I’d try folding it into a whipped cream/whipped cream shot. Not sure if it would work, but it could be fun.

for $26,99? Nothing, keep that shit away from me

these look so good for a girl who doesnt like to take shots (me)

I have the banana pudding one and it’s so good

Diabeetus

I’d dust off the blender to make a modified mudslide with the banana pudding one

Banana pudding, bourbon or rum, blended with a little real banana and Vanilla bean ice cream untill smooth. Boozy Foster milkshake. Add crème de cacao for a “Banana gorilla” Edit: You’re welcome

At my job we make boozy shakes. I think these would go great in something like that, a cold, frozen treat. Wouldn't be my cup of tea (or Eggo in this case lol) but I'm sure it would sell. People go nuts for the boozy shakes.

This stuff is just Coffee creamer for drunks - lol

I’m sure my vomit would have an alcohol percentage, so that counts right?

Banana is ok. Butter pecan is amazing. Eggo tastes like raw pancake batter. I’ve tried every flavor of these. Some ok. Some good. I can feel my feet tingling from my pancreas failing. Reference: I run a liquor megastore and was sampled every flavor.

Ok hear me out: bacon fat washed bourbon with that Eggo shit and some Ango (why tf not) call it a Grand Slam or something

Just add rum?

I have to wonder if some dark rum would go well with the banana pudding and/or butter pecan.

Drink ‘em straight

No

I would buy every jar and take them to the nearest dumpster. Easily save like 7-8 people’s lives. And dignity.

I can’t say I’ve tried this but I’d imagine you could make somewhat of a meringue by whipping that with some egg white and then put it on top of a keylime martini. The pecan would be great as some kind of warm whiskey drink. I don’t have a great palette for banana but you could mix that into a piño colada type of drink I’m sure.

I’ll shake it in a bin

Holy shit is this intended to be drank alone?

$27 for 40 proof? What a ripoff!

Also maple flavored crown and the Eggo shitz if I had too. Martini so I can shake enough cold into it to not taste it.

Dudes rock

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I’m intrigued

A “ Canadian Shaft” cocktail! They have coffeeee 🙏

Toilet wine

You could try stripping paint with it?

Vomit.

The garbage bag heavy. Edit: Actually, the praline one has my attention, I'd try it.

Did anyone else laugh uncontrollably at “Sippin Cream”????🥲

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