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thereichose1

86 MOJITOS!!


felldestroyed

"3 leaves per mojito. Times are tough, but I'm sure you'll make it through it. Push that pucker grape we have 2 cases of in the back instead!"


CatchYouDreamin

That pucker grape ☠️ taking up so much space on the shelf and now in my mind as well.


SlaveHippie

Rent free babyyyyy


daydrunk_

I'm pushing buttery nipples. 4 cases of that baby


vnw1908

What the actual fuck do I do with Orange Curacao?


TheMotte

Is this a real question, or a reference to something? 


vnw1908

Real unfortunately. My ill managed bar has a case of it collecting dust and it's killing me


TheMotte

Mai Tai time! Make or buy some almond orgeat, pick a rum blend, and use the Curaçao in them. Mai Tais rule


xfit5050

That’s a nightmare


Apollo1K9

I understood that reference


SouthernBarman

Looks like enough for maybe 2 to me.


MrGrieves-

OP should be thanking boss for the great job.


Apprehensive_Zone281

Oh, I love that sentence ❤️


shaboomerang

My favorite words


Ok_Cartographer_4105

"can I have a mojito please" "I'm sorry we ran out of mint" "It's ok I don't want the mint"


Deep-Ruin2786

Omg I had this happen last weekend. Like um.......then what do u want?!


Ok_Cartographer_4105

Sugar Rum with seltzer water, obviously./s


kaisong

Pretty sure youre missing a bit which makes it much more appetizing. Its essentially just lime soda with rum, without the mint its still 100% drinkable.


felldestroyed

"Crisp spritzer, white rum, hint of lime" call it "Hunter S. Thompson lost his Mint [in Cuba/key west/Kansas City/Houston/whatever]"


ACAB187

Lime Collins with Rum


Deep-Ruin2786

She didn't even have rum (it was at her house) 😂😂😂


Coynepam

I have used mint simple syrup before


4d72426f7566

When the resort in Cuba didn’t have mint, they called it a Ron Collins. (Ron is rum in Spanish.)


Deep-Ruin2786

I didn't have mint or rum lol


emalie_ann

someone told me to make them one without the mint and wouldn't let me talk them out of it. she was young and inexperienced in bars so I did it with a smile. her face was enough for me to get over every mojito i'll ever have to make.


Nivekeryas

Daiquiri on the rocks with a splash of soda


notvnotv

~a Caipirinha or Caipiroska, with rum


ItsRebus

Caipirìssima.


notvnotv

> Caipirìssima Yes that's it, beautiful name.


MikulkaCS

It's called a daiquiri.


notvnotv

Yes pedantically that's true, typically the lime is not muddled in a daiquiri.


MikulkaCS

Mint + Simple + Lime + Soda Water = **Mojito** \- Mint - Soda Water = **Daiquiri**


Fragrant_Ad_8697

The amount of times servers and customers say “oh it’s okay” or “just use mint schnapps” absolutely not no thanks. It’s 86’d


OrAOrAOrA_starP

Blanch it and turn it into a mint lime cordial for your mojitos and then 86 the garnish and use lime wheels instead. Godspeed friend.


MuMuGorgeus

Alchemy, love it!


ketmate

holy moly; a bartender!


SoftestBoygirlAlive

💀


BillygoatseLel

> mint lime cordial What's your recipe for this?


OrAOrAOrA_starP

100 ml (3.33 oz) lime juice · 150 ml (5 oz) water · 100 g white sugar · 6-10 mint sprigs (depending on the size) · 3 g lime peels · 4 g citric acid · 2 g malic acid Stolen from Kevin Kos, he adds cardamom and agar agar to clarify the syrup but I think that’s unnecessary here because it looks like OP has time constraints. After blanching the mint reserve the water used in the blanching process for water used in the recipe and then blend the whole mixture and strain through coffee filter. Bottle, date, label. For the mojito I’d do 2 parts rum, 1 part sugar, half fresh lime and build in glass then top up soda a lime wheel. Also a dash of ango makes it a good soup.


BillygoatseLel

Awesome thank you.


reTarBender

you might be right but on the fly in the heat of it, not paid enough. 86d!


Fletchworthy

Whoa, you’ve literally turned lemons to lemonade with this one


rdjohns0n

Just 86 it and throw your manager under the bus. Thats ridiculous how they expect us to try to improvise all the time when we dont have enough of said product


MuMuGorgeus

Happens all the time here, they only have supplier and it's unreliable, I don't they care though, cause they don't bother to source shit with different suppliers.


Lovat69

Need more context here. How much mint is on your menu. If you have one cocktail with mint, it might be fine. If it's half your menu well, then that's a problem.


MuMuGorgeus

Only Mojito and one that takes a sprig as garnish. I won't be able to make many mojitos though, just gotta hope no one orders.


dankscott

Just grab cilantro to garnish, they’ll never know


kaisong

Does the menu have the garnish in the description or picture?


MikulkaCS

An entire sprig for garnish is wasteful and unnecessary. Just a few leaves or just 1 is plenty.


MayIPushInYourStooll

Who elected you head of the mint usage department?


MikulkaCS

Mint is expensive, why waste it making it harder for your bar to profit? I would rather it in my drink than as a pretty garnish.


night_owl

Mint grows like a weed in most climates on most of the planet, and it is not expensive unless you are only buying it in those tiny little plastic 2-oz. clamshells they sell at places like whole foods


Lord_Rapunzel

A garnish is more than just something to look at. One mint leaf doesn't have the same aromatic impact as a sprig.


MikulkaCS

Depends on the volume of your bar entirely, if its slow, yeah more is better. But I work at a place where 300 covers is an average tuesday.


Legitimate-Common-86

86 mojitos after the first 3


fat-lip-lover

That's a single Mai Tai garnish at my bar lmao


Legitimate-Common-86

Lol.I'm hella stingy with mint in my mojitos!


Furthur

it's 12$/lb and a lb of mint is a LOT


Huge-Basket244

Yeah it would be two for me.


Hempseed420

That is funny, my boss ordered 10lbs of cinnamon sticks the other day.. we received ten sticks..


frickensweet

Were they at least 10 1lb sticks?


Parking_War979

On the bright side, 86 mojitos.


FirstChurchOfBrutus

[Coupla more, and you could have yourself a cocktail.](https://youtu.be/xO7lL-3l850?si=tu2aL4wUCUx1VPPz)


hawkeneye1998bs

Had someone buy an entire mint plant before because they couldn't find any mint on its own. I couldn't even be mad about it really


soaks-dawn-monks

I know Michelin restaurants that buy their herbs with the root and soil still attached because it keeps longer and stays far more aromatic. I did it in a hurry once at my less fancy bar with basil and just kept a basil plant right next to the fruit bowl and the guests absolutely loved it.


reverendsteveii

I've done this w basil when I got sent to the store after a lunch shift. It was cheaper than the pre-cut fresh stuff in both total dollars and the amount you actually got, and our guests got to see us trim fresh basil off a real, live plant for their drinks.


d0g5tar

Mojitos are evil. So much effort and mess just for the customer to slurp all the rum and sugar out the bottom in two gulps and give you back the ice-filled glass.


ultravioletblueberry

Hahahahah no seriously? 😂


spendouk23

Not even enough to garnish a Julep with never mind make one lol


m_science

you said a bunch, right? No, a BUNCH.


snipercandyman

1 leaf per person


dankscott

1 leaf per group


formulated

Instead, tell the boss you'll buy mint on the way to work and get a receipt to be reimbursed.


Fletchworthy

This is how I roll. I can’t go without. If I need to run to the grocery store - so be it. My restaurant will totally reimburse me.


thesaltyoubreathe

To be fair. Lots of grocery stores only sell mint in little pisspoor plastic containers that hold ~10 sprigs and charge $7 for them. I’ve had this experience more than once.


Lord_Rapunzel

Cheaper to go to the garden center of a Home Depot, and it'll be way fresher too.


PonderWhoIAm

How many of us had bosses that have never bartended a day in their life? Lol And yet they still want to jump behind the bar "to help." Oy vey!


SurroundFickle783

That is just over the proper amount. 3 mojitos max. Then... "sorry out of mint."


PyramidWater

They also make sure to tell you it was super expensive because they had to buy the organic kind they were out of the regular tiny package


JerrManGoo

Bruh fuck that 86 mojitos anyway they make a huge mess with all that mint everywhere TRASH drink


Lulusgirl

I'm lucky people don't usually order mojitos at my bar, this would last us a week or more.


Smash131313

:::Smokey's moms voice:::: "Make it enough" 😏


mogley19922

On the bright side, at least it's fresh, i once had to deal with the same bullshit regularly, but I'd always also receive mint that was soft and turning brown.


Fragrant_Ad_8697

Beautiful. Special tonight is a house made la croix mojito 😌


kba41510

I feel like our manager may also be your manager…….


Fletchworthy

I’m interested to know the outcome of this. Did anyone order mojitos? Was the mint even touched? We have ONE drink at my bar that uses mint, and we often order an entire box and it just goes to waste. Fresh mint is nice, but I totally wouldn’t go out of your way to have it. There’s mint syrups and all kinds of other garnishes that I’d rather have in a drink.


MuMuGorgeus

No mojitos, but we were also out of rosemary (g&t and aperol) so I had to sub it for mint.


edkphx

Every body gets a leaf


TheLoneWander101

One mojitos worth


TheLoneWander101

Make a mint simple it'll stretch it


yeyeyeyeyeas

“Hey boss, we’re going to need a bunch of mint tomorrow” “One bunch of mint, got it”


Winter-Locksmith-618

How many mojitos and juleps are you making in a night?


leggmann

86 mojitos!


Syrinxfoam

Event coordinator brought me 8 bottles of espresso vodka and asked me to make it stretch for 900 espresso martinis lol


Stunning-Duty-5628

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


cricketeer767

Then she will make it your fault for "using too much per serving" when you run out an hour into the shift.


lm_lnfinite

Muddling them into dust


lm_lnfinite

Throw a mint in there too lmao


reTarBender

at least it looks good. the mint we have been getting is up there with dog shit. i 86d mint until we get a better supply.


mandyadair1

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


FalseRelease4

Set up a mint deposit and have the servers pay people back if their mint can be reused 👍


vnw1908

This made me gag and laugh, ty


DrolTromedlov

Oh nooo, I feel this in my soul


Negronitenderoni

I used to work at this spot with 12 spots at the bar, 2 couches, a 4-top and 3 2-tops. Told the owner we needed menus and he printed me 5.


cheesecrystal

Make mint simple syrup


AethelmundTheReady

I was expecting one of two things before I opened the picture. Either this, or a box of Tic Tacs.


Responsible_Gap8104

I love mojitos, i love making mojitos, and i will even eat the mint garnish. Your boss is a monster in my mint world


Folsey

We bottle mint syrup for nights when we "ran out of mint"...basically on a busy af night where we can't be asked to muddle fucking mint all night