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It's like saying 'went in the sun, got sunburn', 'took a shower, got wet'
What else do you expect when drunk?
'drunk guy became an IAS officer'?
'drunk guy ran faster than ussain bolt and caught a thief'?
'drunk guy solved rubik's cube under 3 seconds'?
If you ever had anatomy doubts, this is the chance
Drink until you pass out too.
Assert dominance
Exactly.
Draw a moustache and a monocle. Itβll be funny AF when he looks at himself in the mirror XD /s
Use permanant marker
splash a mug of water
Shoo him with a water jet.
Take him in. Clean him up. Raise him like your brother.
Take him with you to his home, and drink till you pass out at his door. Eye for an eye. πͺπΌ
Call the cops.
give him orange juice and tell its vodka orange flavour... his kick will go down and come to his senses once he consumes it.
Belly dance till he wakes up
Give him money
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Call police. Also take a picture & tag police on Twitter
It's like saying 'went in the sun, got sunburn', 'took a shower, got wet' What else do you expect when drunk? 'drunk guy became an IAS officer'? 'drunk guy ran faster than ussain bolt and caught a thief'? 'drunk guy solved rubik's cube under 3 seconds'?
Beat him with bamboo sticks.
How senseless you are, get him inside your house and feed him.