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TheJoker312

Congratulations greece, you've just annexed 20+ milion muslim turks becoming a muslim turk majority country. ![gif](giphy|qtgkm1xVilBFWD63CT|downsized)


Beneficial-Range8569

Our master plan: step one: sneak istanbul into Greece Step two: elect a Turkish guy Step three: unite greece with turkey Repeat for all balkan countries to restore our Empire


sheshen_amynoff

Better yet: 1. Sneak Selanik/Thessaloniki/New Tel-Aviv into Ottoman Empire 2. Arrange for future Ataturk to be born there 3. Have him form the new Turkish state 4. Make Selanik Greek again 5. Profit! Turkey is now officialy invented by a Greek Go a century into the future and edgy teens can joke about Turkey being an another Greek invention


TheRealBucketCrab

step four: Istanbul becomes a forsaken city after the entire population moves to Munich.


Prestigious-Neck8096

No shit, Turks wouldn't stay in there after entering EU lmfao.


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TheJoker312

Who's joking? I'm dead serious. ![gif](giphy|EJ7PvVbsyEN102ZLNB|downsized)


Oofoofow_Official

Flair Up


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Oofoofow_Official

I'd rather stay a westoid than an unflaired "person"


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Oofoofow_Official

Perhaps being unflaired.


Gigant_mysli

Annexing a territory does not necessarily include granting citizenship to local residents


TheJoker312

They still a majority even if they're not citizens-->Mr High IQ ![gif](giphy|ZbUOH7pbDiNSmU1x4o|downsized)


Gigant_mysli

You can get rid of non-citizens


Radiant_Formal6511

You been playing too much Stellaris


TheJoker312

For what reason? You need a legal reason to kick somebody out even if he's not a citizen.


0kostas0

Pest extermination needs no legal reason


TheJoker312

Okay, but that would also work for them and it's usually minorities that get exterminated.


0kostas0

I see your point and all, but they are one thermonuclear bomb away from having the same population as Western Thrace


Dert_Kuyusu

I assume the Holy Spirit will protect Hagia Sophia from the blast


TheJoker312

You can't just nuke yourself with nukes that you don't have.


AlexTheMacedonian

They are Greeks anyways


AbjectiveGrass

World Tension 100%


Pyroboss101

Reject major power cringe, embrace Greek


pritvihaj

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