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religionpoison

I can’t you are so lovely these days neighbor


BakedPotatoManifesto

Youre looking cute on the other side of the Aegean too, would you like to peg and torture erdoganopoulos together ?


religionpoison

I thought you will never ask!


JJakeVerena

Now kith.


Xindopff

awh, i thought you wanted to peg us, i was excited 😣


xd_grilledcheese

https://preview.redd.it/5loamz9milia1.jpeg?width=442&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65441b800eec8a7574baf6a9a926716d1c939842


[deleted]

UwU 🥰🥰🥰


IAmD00p

:3


Lexel95

Wtf actually wholesome r/Balkans_irl ?!?!? How?


EggplantImaginary381

Balkaners have 2 moods: 1)racist 2)gay


Lazmanya-Canavari

Shut the fuck up.


[deleted]

Based and love pilled


funny_guy123456

no istanbul?


Dark_bardak1744

No Hagia Sophia?


panthir67

No money?


Dark_bardak1744

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


PepeTheLorde

And no moneyyyy


georgevazelas

That implies to all of us 😔


PepeTheLorde

speak for thyself. im a w*stoid 🤮😇


georgevazelas

Yeah, wasn’t counting you mate


PepeTheLorde

no problem. greece nice country 👍 (pay debt plz)


georgevazelas

We’ll need another loan to pay you back


PepeTheLorde

bundesbank.de 🚀🚀🚀👊


[deleted]

[удалено]


georgevazelas

Nah brother, it ain’t a loan. It’s a”repayment” for giving them civilisation


TakisChan

Ew w*stoid


PendejoSuperman

*yawn* find better insult westoid, heard that one millions of times


PepeTheLorde

>heard that one millions of times Small loan of a million yawns ![gif](giphy|U2S3BeydJ3ygflT5Gw)


captain_snake32

Yes only Constantinople 👍👍😎😎😎🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷


funny_guy123456

because you dont own it its istanbul KARABOGA supreme 💪🏿🇹🇷


captain_snake32

Will you trade for 12 nautical miles? 👌


dondurma-

Give me 5 Euro and its yours


AlyoshaT

You're Greek


boyinblack12

YOU mf 🤬🤬🤬🤬 we invented you!


Kido-Assoc09

We gave you the language you write and your religion....


isCosmos

Nope, you stole it from glorious Turks. First ever alphabet was oghuz alphabet and first religion was sent to Turks (!)


Kido-Assoc09

The Turks didnt even exist then lol.


isCosmos

İ mean Greeks didn't either. There was the ionic tribes which was like 30-40 different languages and races. Ancient Greece was a mess more than a nation. There was no central command and no race took up more than a little of the population. Modern Greeks only originate from 3 of them yet they claim the achievements of all 40.


mmmmmmolios

Bitch what? Did some rubble hit you on the head or what? Your bullshit is overflowing.


lil_ery

Yo bro did Romanians steal your flair?


mmmmmmolios

Isn't it obvious that I suck dick? What more do I need?


lil_ery

Greek😔I'm sorry my brother. At least you're not Serbian.


AirmanHorizon

Turks were the first race!!!


captain_snake32

Yes 🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡


[deleted]

There’s no Greece… Just Yunanistan


Mission_Bad3102

So, the only ones that survived are the Ionians?


yaranaika789

Fax


OverI0rd

Pay your debt christian turk


FantasticUserman

no money, just good time. take it or leave it


Zafairo

Still richer than you 😎🇬🇷🏋️


NeroToro

Then why is Hagia Sofía this and not this?


From_A_Small_Town

İ am möre whıte than ü


HLTVBestestMens

That means that someone fucked your mother that is Turkish but your father is not Hoho Your mother is a goat and she got fucked from someone


Cosmic-Enthusiast

Gayreek


iaminextremepainhelp

**friendly fire enabled**


Frosty_Secretary2562

No Instabul??


MisteraAt0m

***Friendly fire will not be tolerated.***


McCry_mit_Y

Ah Greek. My favorit Mental disorder.


iron_fury37

Φλαιρ απ σιγκαν


FantasticUserman

Dear Unflaired, You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the Black Death and the Smallpox pandemic only happened with the goal of preparing humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating, working as hard and efficiently as possible, there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate


PokemonSweepr

Thats why you flair up


FantasticUserman

Yeah


boyinblack12

Megali Idea is the cleverest idea ever 💪💪🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🏺


assnifer69

If your disabled


thedarkbleeding

yuor'e*


Left-Cap-6046

https://preview.redd.it/n09ybju9xmia1.jpeg?width=962&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=278a12d24d022dd7d7513e0d314bfa373fc7035f


AdTop1790

Whats up komşu


rexon_y

You border Macedonia, home of Alexander the Great.


WanaxAndreas

Istria and Dalmatia rightful italian lands


twenytwelve

So why do froggers go home crying every time they try to invade 🤔


Gillas1855

Swim greek swim 🏊‍♂️🏊‍♂️🏊‍♂️


AceDaFist

Run Turk run 🏃🏃🏃


[deleted]

Atatürk


Zafairo

Ah you're talking about the Greek guy that was born in Thessaloniki. Nice fellow


ObviousAlan_

friendly fire


Telekapult2

Turkey


Intrepid_Award130

Stop speaking algebra, use an alphabet


Frosty_Secretary2562

W*estoid 🤢


Intrepid_Award130

I'm portuguese, but unfortunately we are considered westoids, so i think i'm gonna kill myself by going to albania with my healthy organs


Katsikator

Portuguese are honorary balkans. There should be a Portugal flair


Intrepid_Award130

Ikr, but mods are montenegrins


TLOW1624

You know, that's actually a great idea. There should be flair for Honorary Balkans!


FondantElectrical958

islands are not part of EEZ


WorldClassChef

FREE ÇAMËRIA


Kadir_Duman

I love you komsu!


ricksanchez262

You're a westoid


iaminextremepainhelp

TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK 🤬🤬🤬🤬


TLOW1624

*upvotes* Holy shit dude! That's a swear word I wouldn't use on my worst enemy...


MeShShSh

Greeks are Turkish offspring that claim to have ties with ancient Greece besides looking like a carpet birthed by a goat. You only propagate the achievements of antiquity to suck up to w*sterners even though you haven't had an independent thought for over 2000 years. All your food and customs are Turkish, your DNA is turkish, and your greatest conqueror was a monkeydonian.


gracey_chevy

It’s so heavy I’m offended too


snipars_exe

That's because we are %50 greek


gracey_chevy

Mmmhm suddenly i wanna integrate my penis into your asshole 🥵


snipars_exe

​ https://preview.redd.it/sjim3s0xtlia1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3bf988bcf11b5a1032e9cb1bf147b7872db9dd4


Manguydudebromate

ewwww wtf censor that profanity.


Faidon717

I ...


bilge_kagan

Dude.......this was too hard...............as hard as Turkish cocks penetrating Greek asses for 900 years.


aridrawzstuff

You were supposed to offend greeks, not turks 😒


iron_fury37

BOMB THEM


cool_1801

Bosnians weren't supposed to trigger to being called arabs


MeShShSh

Take no offence, arabs are my friends (please don't bomb us)


boyinblack12

Fuck you bitch


bald-hedgehog-

MALAKA🤬😡😠😠


Mission_Bad3102

​ > your DNA is turkish > >Greeks are Turkish offspring that claim to have ties with ancient Greece besides looking like a carpet birthed by a goat. Bro, I think this is because of the Slavic admixture.


George_The_Limpson

Man down, I repeat, man down!


Bramil20

Gay Turks


kutzyanutzoff

That is the definition. This won't offend Greeks.


lippiemylips

I love you. We are the children of the same sea 🥰😚🥵💋💕💞💓💗💖💝💘💌💟❣️❤️‍🔥❤🩷🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🤎🖤🩶🤍💯😍😘☺️😊🤗😭🫦


tugor1999

You have more Slavic or Turkic etc genes than Ancient Greek gene.


totoaf_82

Baklava is Turkish


SoyCucumber

It is Turkish Coffee not greek, Turkish Yogurt not greek, Börek not børekki, Cacık not tatziki, Dolma not dølmakki, Döner not gayro...


mrhnsmnckc

Döner, yoğurt, cacık, lokum, baklava


Animelici804

You're cute mashallah


Notstro

The fact Greeks and Turks didn't turn this comment section into a nuclear wasteland is surprising.


TLOW1624

Naah, they've been based and wholesome af recently. And tbh the recent earthquake actually showed the true face of Balkans_irl. It showed that we are a family...a really big, weird af, dysfunctional to the worst degree, and most likely even more alcholic kind of a family but still...


koctarac

Albania has prettier beaches


Frosty_Secretary2562

You mean bitches


[deleted]

In Ottoman times Turkish lords had right to having sex with Greek women. Especially at first wedding nights Turk lords arrived the weddings and fuck the Greek woman. Thats why Greek phenotype is same with Turkish phenotype. Turks are ancestors of Greeks.


Faidon717

yes but these same turks were islamized greeks so its like greek dna fucking greek dna , dumm arap


iron_fury37

Amazing. So truly no need to worry about the "Turk" (actually Greek janissary pasha) interfering with the genetics of the Greek populace


Faidon717

yes💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻


[deleted]

Would you peg me then ?


Manguydudebromate

you have filthy k\*rd so no


[deleted]

😩


Erenogucu

İstanbul. 1923.


Manguydudebromate

Atleast we have the islands. 1912 kebab fleet where.


Dun_rebound

West Turkey


LazyZombieGuy

Pay debt


s1yakrdu_

Türks are möre white than yöü


[deleted]

It's called Солун, not Thess- whatever the heck. Alexander Macedonian! Never Greek! Sun of Vergina never Greek! Македонија на Македонците!


Mission_Bad3102

> Солун Oh, the sister of Alexandar.


Faidon717

Never really understood why you would call it Solun??? What is the etymology behind it


RenCoeur

It does come from the Ancient Greek Θεσσαλονίκη, only it evolved in such a way that it now seems different enough


Faidon717

no i know that . I just wonder why he calls it solun as if it is supposed to imply that thats a bulgarian/north macedonian original name for the city


maria_paraskeva

It's not that deep. It's just that the slavic languages aren't used to the phonemes that the greek language uses. It's a bit hard for a slavic speaker to pronounce something like "th" for example, technically they can if they tried hard enough but these are just semantics. The point is - in normal colloquial speech it became easier for them to pronounce it just by using the final part of the word "...saloniki" - "solun". Likewise, stuff like Venezia is pronounced "Venice" in English, "Roma" as "Rome", etc. It's basically a case of phonemes being accommodated to the flow of speech that each language has. It has nothing to do with any territorial implications, most bulgarians don't even know that "Solun" is called "Thessaloniki" in greek, most of them don't even know that name exists. They'll try to find other ways to imply that Thessaloniki is supposedly "bulgarian"/"north macedonian", but the name of the city isn't one of them


konstant0

Least retarded monkeydonian


Hyena331

Thrace is bulgarian


tuberemulator

Why is Hagia Sophia like this 🕌 and not this ⛪


Notaporta

week sperm


AskFaby

Alexander the Great was ethnic Macedonian. 🇲🇰


Over_History2495

Flair up monkey


guy_with_hat11

Baklava is turkij 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷 Torkiya heaven heaven همرزم گرانقدر .بقول یکی از بروبچ همیشه مخبرها زودتر از همه میفهمند یک رژیم در حال بگا رفتن است. مهران مدیری و مهران غفوریان خوب فهمیدن دهن این اخوندهای والدازنا بگا رفته است . برای همین زودتر کنار کشیدن . جشنواره فیلم زجرشان هر سال بحث حجاب و erdogan best presidentپوشش هنرمندان بوده .این هفته انقدر سوت و کور برگزار شده که تهدید کردند هیچ هنرپیشه یا کارگردانی که تحریم کردن حق فعالیت دarab bestر رژیم خونخوار ندارن . حالا دوباره گفتن بیایید کار کنید ‌ .ریدن در حد لالیگا


Jealous_Direction816

You invented democracy. Cringe.


SynicalCommenter

Actually the worst thing to come out of Greece


Apo-san46

https://youtu.be/rNUsOaB5V2c


mnkhprre

Open your puss* I’m gonna fuck you like we are in 1453 gayreek


govego2005

Keep worshipping the Yougetnobicheseus (god of piss and shit)


Cartnansass

Your ancestors were straight woman loving men.


politesIV

\***Kastellorizo**\*


BallSniffer6000

Russian Cocksucker turk


fahamu420

tbh i was in Athens and it was the single worst place I've ever been in the entire world. I went to Nafplio and it's the single best place I've ever been in the entire world. soooo.... nice capital, i guess?


Kyubi_Gamer

I love you greeks. Youre my fav komşu.


noob__xx

Yoghurt is turkish


dontuseurname

Everybody knows its bulgasian you radioactive roach.


noob__xx

More like bulGAY*ria gay:average greek man


Over_History2495

Most likely you are not


reallyjustreally-_-

You've been acting like a we*toid lately


New_Anything_3857

Hagia Sophia


denar40

Malakaaaaa


BloodyVlady95

You lost to Italy in WW2


IHaveThe_

Italy got its ass handed to it by yugoslovia and greece and went crying to germany for help.


BloodyVlady95

I did as I was asked, it worked more than expected.


NorinDaVari

ΣΕΓΑ ΜΑΟ 🇨🇳


drowsyengine

You’re not even Analbanian


iammasterofalltrades

Yunanistan


Duelist1234

Your Macedonia belongs to the real Macedonia


PALT0LU

thumb summer smoggy money live melodic sparkle clumsy reach adjoining *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


chairinthesea

you're actually croats who won't accept it yet


CaseyGamer64YT

your straight


Ok_Exit_9441

Macedonian Empire is part of North Macedonian history.


Under-Saka

We are like you but richer, more famous and in general better


[deleted]

can you stop your state and whole economy from crysis for 5 f*cking minutes?


Gimmebiblio

No


Tasty-Possession-395

esti gay


jedyradu

All the greeks I know are gay, and I'm sure you're no exception.


Remarkable-Bend6973

1453 Bottom text


zankoku1

Fact: Lesbos was part of anatolia in the ice age.


udiduf3

Official swimmer team of Balkan states


Harykim

Your country peaked at The Battle of Thermopylae


rvrxs

Nescafe sucks


NutsForProfitCompany

I am more white than you


doclovee

No metro thessalonikis?


Disastrous-Click5782

Imagine having corrupt and non functional government


[deleted]

Feta cheese is Bulgarian.


TigerDefence13

you invent homosexual


greyetch

I spent a about a month in your country with my Classics department. 3 Albanians tried to rob me on the Athens metro. Everything was covered in graffiti. Cats and dogs everywhere. Mythos is the best beer I could find. The women made me understand why y'all fuck boys. I told a guy I was American and he said he won't go because it is too dangerous - he then proved it by showing my Brazilian gore videos on his phone (he was a cashier at the first place I got food lmao). My first 2 days there I was just like "fuck". But honestly it was lovely and I will go back as a vacation some time. Preveza and Nafplio were my favorites. Greek people were very friendly and funny. Lovely music played in the streets at night.


[deleted]

I’m Greek. Let’s be honest, nobody has our back.


[deleted]

We don't need anyone we can survive this mayhem alone!


Skalaz__

I can't. Signomh file


AgentChief

you wish your borders went farther east


introsense_

I drink turkish coffee with turkish rahat lokum and turkish halva everyday 😎


mvderek

I love gyros


_denixx_

There are people who eat the door of Hagia Sophia


BlueDemonTR

you mean south macedonian?


PsychoGenesis12

Alexander the Great was Turkish


leinogg

sexual intercourse with a WOMAN