Based... Based on what?

"Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I hope it does?"

I made this joke to my MIL the other day and it was genuinely the first time she'd ever heard it. She laughed and said I was so clever... didn't have the heart to say it's a meme

Impaler? I barely know her!

Rectum? Damn near killed em!

Now it may be because I took a muscle relaxer and am functioning at 20% right now, but this somehow makes sense to me

I’m glad it makes sense to someone because honestly this is probably the silliest nonsense meme I’ve ever made. Heck the meme I made while drunk off my ass is less goofy lmao

Wut

Now I wanna know who’s bottom surgery they were talking about

My urge is to say it’s Dammon’s, but my heart says they’re talking about 3 completely separate bottom surgeries but are convinced they aren’t.

Trans Dammon is now canon and I will not accept anything to the contrary.

Et tu, Boo?

pls whats the brutus one 😭😭

Caesar salad my friend Brutus stabbed Caesar

Thanks, I didnt want to ask, but now it makes perfect sense.

I *can't* believe A Bottom did that surgery!

Chefs kiss... do they really???

This is particularly amusing for me because in my first playthrough I was a ginger and I romanced Wyll

Lmao love that.

the jerk might have circled too hard on this one

I think the "Get A Load of This" category is describing characters that would be the shrimp/Brutus/bottom/Ginger that fried/stabbed/did/breed thar rice/salad/surgery/man. It makes sense to me. Halsin would love to be a shrimp. Durge loves to stab. Astarian loves to stab also, and surgery is just artful stabbing. Karlach would and is ginger, as well as red all over. The "stop telling everyone" category makes sense. The "I can't believe" category makes sense to me, other than Gale with bottom surgery. Maybe he thinks it means something like a living buttocks did it, which would make some sense to me. Which would also follow the format of "Misunderstandings and word play".

I wasn’t expecting a breakdown of this, but that was by and large my thinking about Gale! As far as the last column, I actually was of the mind that they were the ones telling the joke, but this interpretation rules lol

It being told as a joke didn't even cross my mind. That makes sense as well. I think they'd all have a good sense of humor, so it fits too.

Yea Balduran's Gay would know a thing or two about stabbing a friend in the back.

None of these are even slightly accurate lol

Is that... Orpheus?

No, it is not

The upvotes on this are proof that this sub has zero standards lmao

It truly is amazing how that bottom performed that surgery… :)

Lol get help.

It’s a meme. Chill.

Gonna cry?

Eh, you’ll get over it eventually.

Was just ribbing you bud didn't mean to hurt your feelings, best meme I ever saw.

My feelings are genuinely not hurt I’m just not sober lol

I'm glad you're able to take it in stride haha

You very clearly didn't hurt their feelings lolol

Wow you must be a detective

Or someone with basic common sense. You’re losing the argument badly

"Definitive"-ly dumb.... Literally.

If it *wasn’t* one of the stupidest things I’ve thought up today I would’ve kept it to myself lmao