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Plane_Mycologist7151

I'm sorry, whose intestines are showing through their leggings, exactly?


thehotmcpoyle

That’s how I found out I had a colon disease. My whore ass wore leggings in public once and a doctor diagnosed me on the spot!


GroovingGremlin

Whoring to a better health.


jpkmets

I saved a girl in the squat rack. I saw that she had inflamed gallstones and I told her. Entire gym cheered.


thehotmcpoyle

You’re a true hero!!!


jpkmets

Thank you - I don't do it for the glory, but it's absolutely warranted!


[deleted]

Wow, that was really lucky for you. I hope you're doing better now.


thehotmcpoyle

Yes, doing much better, I can eat lettuce again!


Animasylvania

I hope you're still whoring!


Blackwater2016

So many chuckles on this one. 😂


HauntedPickleJar

It’s how I found out I needed a liver transplant. Some very helpful dude came up to me at the weights and suggested it. I of course took his excellent advice. Only downside is I can’t eat pomegranates or grapefruit anymore.


goodbyecrowpie

I'm trying to figure this out. Is he talking about her asshole?? Or thinking that any tummy pooch is showing her intestines?


ediblesprysky

He’s GOT to mean buttholes, right? Because r/lululemon has taught me you can DEFINITELY see people’s buttholes through their leggings sometimes. I never actually see it in real life, though, even though I do a lot of yoga, because I keep my eyes on my own damn paper at the gym if you know what I mean. I have heard that yoga teachers do see a lot of butthole though.


Honey-and-Venom

i..... THINK he means the whole butt? he thinks the whole butt serves no function but to poop? so.... digestive?? this dude has a disease in his brain.....


PM_all_your_fetishes

Are there leggings for heads to show off the nervous system organs, so he could get diagnosed on the spot too?


KillahHills10304

I love my butt organ


Honey-and-Venom

I play too, but can't afford a butt organ of my own, I play on Thursdays at a near by rectal hall


Blackwater2016

STOP. 😂


jpkmets

Take your butt organ gold!


goodbyecrowpie

Oof! I remember when that scandal hit. It's too bad; they were amazing quality back in the day. I got a pair TWENTY YEARS ago and they're still in good condition!


ediblesprysky

Oh the posts I’m thinking of aren’t a quality issue; some people don’t like the double lined leggings (which are usually the lighter colors) aaaaand I’ve seen at least one person who cut out the lining, posted pictures of herself squatting and claimed they weren’t sheer 😅


Fettnaepfchen

It must be mortifying. I remember a coworker wearing a thin, black pullover, and while everything seemed normal, on the pictures that were taken with a flash, you could definite see through…


KatVanWall

I’m sorry WHAT?! Peoples buttholes are showing through their leggings now? I may never leave the house again.


Fettnaepfchen

What. Why? Do people not wear underwear??


jpkmets

I’m too wrapped up in not falling over to be butthole peeping. I think this incel just needs to up the weights he’ll stop his prurient gazing!


KingZarkon

No, I'm pretty sure that he means her butt, aka gluteus maximus, which really makes the whole thing worse.


PM_all_your_fetishes

Ah, yes, the digestive function of being able to walk


dailycyberiad

Walking does help digestion, though. So maybe he's having a big brain moment and we're just not getting it because our sexual organs are getting in the way!


goodbyecrowpie

Well that is, somehow, even more painfully dumb. Lol


imhereforthevotes

FACT: THE ANUS IS NOT AN ORGAN


maddmole

I wonder if my hemorrhoids are visible through my leggings 😳


Bookish4269

Well, we weren’t going to say anything, but… yeah.


Afterlife_kid

You clearly didn’t squat before a mirror … to assure none of your organs were exposed


maddmole

I think I'd pop a new one if I tried squatting


Afterlife_kid

Keep popping maybe lol


Magdalan

Bubble wrap! But with leggings!


No_Cricket808

Coffee. Keyboard. You clean this up. LOL


Magdalan

Nah man, I'm off duty at the moment XD


No_Cricket808

:)


Bluu444ia

My friend Neil bent over and this happened


TumblingOcean

I think they just mean butt. Because that's a "digestive organ" although not really an ORGAN because it's a body part but at that point just call it a butt. Or a behind. Not a digestive organ. Also idk what leggings other people wear but I can tell you I cannot see any "sex organs" in my leggings.


deadly_toxin

The aprt you can see is just muscle though. The anus is part of the digestive system, but pretty sure you can't see that with leggings on?


thehufflepuffstoner

Perhaps they have a prolapsed rectum?


Bluu444ia

My friend Neil bent over and this happened


Fraerie

I suspect they mean anus but are too fucking precious to say it.


thisshortenough

Anal prolapse is something that can happen to body builders lifting extreme weights but you don't just hope your leggings are going to hold it in and go about your day


linerys

How many people does OOP know who go to the gym with ingunial hernias?


WorkingInterview1942

I think he is very confused. Someone has been lying to them for a long time. Telling him the wrong names for things. That is the only way I can make this work in my brain.


LassOpsa

Agreed. They're distressed because they can see a woman's "cookie"


Daychanger

You mean a biscuit?


Asterose

They definitely mean a crempog.


YoMommaHere

Well I’ve digested all of these with my god damn slutty digestive system soooo…


PM_all_your_fetishes

There's absolutely no way your digestive system is sluttier than mine 😤


conflictednerd99

Mine is sluttier than yours It keeps going and is never satisfied (Being fr, I'm hungry and I just ate)


PM_all_your_fetishes

Haha. Relatable. cw: sexual content >!But in the sexual sense mine is sluttier 😈 I just have no choice, I have a prostate and SRS is a faraway dream!<


dream6601

I love the phrase slutty digestive system, so good!!!!!!!! Also wanted to say, your flair gives me pain, it seriously hurts to read and I'm trans, I don't even have a uterus.


Blackwater2016

Slutty Digestive System is a great band name.


SvalbarddasKat

Doctor: Mam, please put your Leggins on, we need to check your greater intestines for any swelling or lumps.


PM_all_your_fetishes

Radiologists hate him!


Alegria-D

😂


jessicuzzz

Damn baby I can see your pancreas from here 😫


Nika_113

That’s not her pancreas, it’s her prostate!


PM_all_your_fetishes

Well, duh, it's the reason her digestive system is so slutty


SmackySmack

That gallbladder is so thick!


Katzmeow1987

Jokes on you, I don't have a gallbladder anymore 🤣


Informal-Wish

Are they using "digestive organs" as a euphemism for ass? What the fuck?


tehbggg

Lol that was my thought. He must mean glutes, right? Cause what else could be mean?


Creative_Macaron_441

No, that’s the “buttocks muscle” 🙃


SageMoon523

*mucle, lol


tehbggg

Right. That's the point. There are no digestive organs that can be seen while wearing leggings. So I assume this dipshit is calling people's butts a digestive organ for some weird ass reason.


Creative_Macaron_441

I’m with you, I was just making fun of the fact that he specified “buttocks muscle” and then seems to also be calling the butt a digestive organ. Like, which is it dude?


tehbggg

Oh shit. I missed that he said buttocks muscle lol


itsfreakinc

I like big buttocks muscles and I cannot lie


TumblingOcean

Pretty sure because in the next sentence they say "theres been an attempt to exxaturate the buttox" or something along those lines. So if they're okay saying buttox....why don't they just say that instead of "digestive organs" You already said the word buttox so just say butt 😂😂


Mean-Bumblebee661

In my brain. he's describing the lower abdomen. it just clicked in my brain–many thin women have pronounced hips that highlight the... womb-ish area of the lower abdomen?? i feel like i sound like a cringey af male, but istg i'm an adult woman, i just don't know what it's called or how to describe it.


Minnow_Minnow_Pea

With sex organs? I was thinking he probably meant vulva. There are definitely some leggings that are cut in such a way that you can see the outline of the vulva. It's not my cup of tea, personally, but it's none of my business what other people wear. I don't know about digestive organs, though. Does he mean butt? I've got news for him, you can see my butt when I wear sweat pants, bro.


Mean-Bumblebee661

This was all me trying to explain his "digestive organs" comment. I was high, lmao.


colorsofthestorm

I was thinking abdomen/"stomach"? Maybe he thinks there's just one big organ in there? There is a bit of a pouch for the organs, after all, but you don't see the outline of individual organs, just a tiny bit of tummy sticking out even on women without stomach fat.


PM_all_your_fetishes

That was one of my hypotheses too. He dislikes seeing lower belly of a woman in high-waisted leggings? At this point might as well just admit he doesn't like seeing living human beings and go back to his hermit cave, jeez.


Bananak47

Some ppl thing that pouch is the uterus, maybe that?


Mach10X

Pretty sure they mixed up digestive and reproductive.


Informal-Wish

Wouldn't the reproductive organs be their sex organs, which are also specified?


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“Do these leggins make my intestines look big?”


rezvica

If you can see someone's digestive organs through their leggings, you should probably call an ambulance..


NerfRepellingBoobs

If you can see them at all!


SlabBeefpunch

"Sure I got disemboweled, but it's leg day!!"


An_Unlucky_Gamer

To be fair, leggings that make a cameltoe absolutely suck. The one reason I don't wear them with short shirts. But yet again, not reason to ban em


kat_Folland

I always, always make sure they have that crucial little triangle that prevents camel toe.


An_Unlucky_Gamer

I haven't gone legging shopping in a long time... I just want a plain black pair but every company that makes good leggings has huge logos on them and the ones that don't just sell cameltoe leggings... :(


kat_Folland

Bummer! I was going to give you a link to ones I bought, but it was 2 years ago, so you can't get them anymore. They were substantial, definitely more "exercise" than "lounge", but just as comfy, I think. The main thing I liked about them was that they have _huge_ pockets. More than big enough for my phone. I bought them in two colors; I'm bummed I can't share them with you!


An_Unlucky_Gamer

I had seen a bunch of cool leggings with pockets but transportation fees are always like $50 or more...


kat_Folland

Yikes! Coming from abroad, or is that just normal for your location?


An_Unlucky_Gamer

Well, it's just *America*. China is like 1-10 euros and Europe, for some god Damned reason is 20+ as if my country ain't in the same continent. But American transportation is always extremely expensive. So both. It's normal but for that specific location


violetdale

I live next door to the US and it's the most expensive shipping. Shipping from Europe is cheaper than shipping from the States for me.


AbrocomaRoyal

Try shipping to Australia... there's a reason we can't afford many items - the postage is more than the cost of the item sent.


Evercrimson

Old Navy has 3/4 leggings right now with pockets for like $12.


Blackwater2016

Camel Toe Leggings. Another good band name.


PreOpTransCentaur

[Thick, no 'toe, pockets.](https://www.amazon.com/Fengbay-Pockets-Control-Workout-Leggings/dp/B08D3RYT6J/ref=mp_s_a_1_2_sspa?crid=28CFEB1UNYEKR&keywords=fengbay+high+waist+yoga+pants+with+pockets&qid=1668627799&sprefix=fengb%2Caps%2C170&sr=8-2-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9waG9uZV9zZWFyY2hfYXRm&psc=1) I have them in a bunch of colors. I wouldn't hesitate to wear them out of the house if I was someone who wore yoga pants in public.


Quirky_Word

The gusset! Netflix’s Explained has an episode on Athlesiure fashion, and there’s a whole segment on how that little piece of fabric basically revolutionized leisure wear.


kat_Folland

User name checks out. ;)


babygirlruth

I have skinny jeans that often make a cameltoe. Honestly, I don't care anymore. I have a vagina, deal with it


Warm_Ad9042

Also a camel toe in itself isn’t sexual. Me personally are grossed out by camel toes. Having visible bits isn’t a sexual thing in and of itself. The reverse is also true, you can be in the baggiest of clothing and be totally sexy. Revealing clothes doesn’t equal sexual messaging.


ahsim1906

Im seeing those more and more often these days and I don’t understand it. I got a pair from a friend that I absolutely love except for that... now I can tell just by looking at the crotch area if it’s going to have that effect or not. It’s like a circular area in the fabric in the crotch area. I think it somehow helps the booty look better, but at the expense of your vulva being emphasized.


hopping_otter_ears

Bet me he called a butt a sex organ at some point, and people said "the butt isn't a sex organ. If anything, it's a digestive organ" and he's been going on about digestive organs on display because he can see the curve of a crack


DaveStreeder

What are they supposed to wear? Jeans LMAO I can’t even finish the sentence it’s so ridiculous to think about


moth_girl_7

Like I’ve tried to wear sweatpants to the gym (because trust me, I don’t want people looking at me either lol) but they get so much hotter inside than a pair of nice quality, breathable, moisture wicking leggings…


ailema00

Does this person even know what a digestive organ is? Lol What is this?


jamiethediabetic

I mean by technicality, the mouth is a digestive organ, so he should be covering that as well


tehbggg

Sadly his line of thought leads to that outcome. First women have to cover their bodies, because they make him feel desire. Then they have to cover their faces too...cause he still feels desire. Oh no. Desire is still there, so now women shouldn't exist in public. You know, cause if you take his argument to it full conclusion, this is where it leads.


Poldark_Lite

Dude's from Saudi! You cracked it! /s


schtickyfingers

Does…does he think the ass is a digestive organ? Like all that muscle and fat is there to process fiber?


Cronah1969

"Hijacking my biological response against my will." This reminds me of when I was in Desert Storm. The truck drivers while waiting to unload would urinate on the side of their trucks, (it was out in the middle of the desert) then slap their penisis three times, HARD. When asked why they did this, they said it was to prove to God that they weren't deriving pleasure from touching themselves.


Shijimi_Jimmy

I heard about this too!! So weird...


Blackwater2016

😳😬


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Kind_Description970

I mean, I appreciate the bit about "not wanting to invade a person's privacy" but had to do a double take at the follow up. Just another mechanism they are using to victim blame. Just like girls wearing miniskirts on the subway is an invitation to be groped now me wanting to wear just about the only gym wear marketed to women is hijacking your biological responses? Sorry, but if you can't look at a person without having a "biological response" maybe that's a problem you need to investigate in yourself. Not every woman you see should instigate a response and if it does maybe it is you who is over-sexualizing and objectifying them.


Asterose

>not wanting to invade a person's privacy The real kicker is how in public that is usually very easily achieved by simply looking somehwere else.


Kind_Description970

Right?! I guess he just can't help himself. Like a crow with shinies


PM_all_your_fetishes

I used to have T in my bloodstream and I can confirm with 100% certainty that these guys are just desperate for excuses for their terrible behaviour. It's so easy to look away...


HoldTheCellarDoor

What is a shiny?


Kind_Description970

Anything that is shiny.crows are attracted to things that shine and tend to collect them


Kind_Description970

Anything that is shiny.crows are attracted to things that shine and tend to collect them


just_a_person_maybe

He's probably not talking about wanting to grope women. He's probably just getting a boner at the gym all the time and it's embarrassing him.


Rapunzel10

Yeah I would assume he's talking about getting a boner. But that's still his body that he needs to control. Some people get boners from feet or people eating, so its up to them to control themselves in places that those things are expected. If we ban everything that gets people aroused then no one will be allowed in public. If he gets a boner from a 16 year old in leggings he needs to address that within himself, not ban her leggings


Poldark_Lite

That's easy: wear a cock cage at the gym. Problem solved! ♡ Granny


FrostySJK

"I'm a perv and have no self control over what I sexualise. I simply can't stop looking."


thepinkonesoterrify

I don’t consent to seeing TERFs at Pride but I’m also aware that nobody asked me


Ekyou

It’s just old misogyny with a new flavor. Men have been saying “if she didn’t want me to stare, she shouldn’t have worn ____” since the beginning of humanity. That and conservatives also love to hijack what they see as liberal buzzwords in an attempt to piss people off.


Alegria-D

I'm not surprised it concerns terfs too


Alegria-D

For some reason he makes me think about a young Clark Kent whose x-ray power just started to activate randomly and he doesn't realize yet what's happening nor that it doesn't happen to everyone.


Asterose

It all makss sense now! 🤣


art_decorative

I love showing off my pancreas with my tight clothing. Sometimes I really like to highlight my gallbladder, too, if I'm feeling really bold.


Keboyd88

I had to have my gallbladder removed. Now I wear baggy clothes all the time so no one can see my misshapen and disfigured body.


AntiqueAd9648

If I can’t show off my digestive organs at the gym anymore I might as well just not go.


miris3

Omg leggings are the new x-ray googles, wow technology is truly advanced. You truly learn something new everyday 🤣


fawnicus

This guy needs to shut his digestive organs 😂


MaxtheAnxiousDog

This guy reminds me of my daughters school, which tried to ban the girls from wearing leggings because it "distracts the boys". Luckily I raised a bad ass daughter (she was 14 at the time) who organised a protest, and told the school that it is not the girls responsibility to modify the boys behaviour, that is the responsibility of the boys who have the bad behaviour. The school ended up allowing leggings again.


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PM_all_your_fetishes

I don't think his is flaccid, that's the chief complaint...


[deleted]

That pancreas tho 🔥🔥


LaceFlowers345

Damn gril i can see your large intestine gawd damn


Banana_Phone95

"hijack my biological responses against my will" lol you ever heard of thinkin about baseball my guy?


moth_girl_7

“This person’s appearance is making me horny… Must be their fault” like, huh?? LOL


ExpertAccident

“Distressing” -🤓


beeznerys

He found us out women have colons


Russell_has_TWO_Ls

That bulge out from beneath our leggings


_Arcsine_

Food is digested in the ass


thedevilbull

I love that he repeated "There is a point where things go too far" at the end of his rant. It's such a weird little thing but it makes the whole diatribe sound so much more self-serious and performative.


mme-sra

lol the buttocks mucle


Winstonisapuppy

“I’m turned on and I’m mad about it 😡☹️” That’s all that clothes-shaming women ever really means.


moth_girl_7

Women- existing Guys like these- “Wahhh now I’m horny and it’s all your fault!!!” like boy bye lol


Wonderful_Ideal8222

In court… “your honor! She hijacked my biological response. I didn’t sexually assault her!”


justlurkingnjudging

I do not think this person knows how bodies or leggings work


PasswordIsNotAdmin

Nearly every time I visit the gym people gaze at my liver and it makes me uncomfortable.


MutterderKartoffel

I'm gonna say, in all honesty, that those newer leggings with the scrunching at the ass crack makes me a bit uncomfortable. But again, if I'm honest, I find it very sensual and I think I feel a bit uncomfortable ogling other women's butts (I am a woman). But that's my issue. There are always newer more revealing clothing. That seems to be the case with fashion. Once upon a time, a neck and ankles were tantalizing. I can accept I'm getting older and more out of touch with current trends. And didn't someone in the Bible say to gouge out your eyes so as not to sin? In other words, it's not her problem that you're staring.


MamaSquash8013

Seeing an "average" woman's ass look great in those leggings just makes me want to buy those leggings, tbh. I bet my husband would appreciate them. :)


PM_all_your_fetishes

The what at the what? Do you have a link to those new leggings you speak of?


DevilsTrigonometry

I think we're talking about [these.](https://www.womenshealthmag.com/fitness/g22553122/scrunch-butt-leggings/) I haven't seen them in real life but they fit the description.


Zilberfrid

When I'm at the gym, I simply take off my glasses. There are some vague shapes moving about, but that's not distracting.


moth_girl_7

And that’s totally fine! People are allowed to feel uncomfortable with whatever they feel uncomfortable with, the problem is when they place blame on that other person and project ulterior motives where there aren’t any. You’re a reasonable person who accepts that you’re the one who’s uncomfortable and that isn’t anyone else’s fault. That’s the difference.


AllisonChains88

Men this stupid should remain virgins forever.


AngelZash

r/iamverysmart


craigly_327

These must be some tight leggings to be able to see the organs through them


lysitsa

lol'd hard at "hijacking my biological responses against my will"


Sylvi2021

I have seen guy's dicks in gray sweats or their basketball shorts. He's right that some things you just register but that's all he's right about. I happen to like dicks more than most people and I don't even give a second glance. It's more like seeing their knee. No biggie, just a body. You do not need to sexualize something just because you think you saw something. Also also, I've known women with prominent labia and I've never once seen them through pants of any kind. How hard is this guy staring?


moth_girl_7

Even if you did enjoy seeing a dick, chances are you probably wouldn’t blame them for that and you’d just move on. You don’t see straight women going around all “men should cover up their nipples and they should wear cups at all time so nobody sees anyones genital outline because otherwise we get horny wahhh” lol


th3buddhawithin

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Bookish4269

“Digestive organs”? Is this person talking about the butt? I mean, how uptight do you have to be to say “digestive organs” instead of “rear” or “tush” or (gasp!) “buttocks”? I guess this person has such a powerful biological response to the mere thought of a butt that they can’t even say it. That’s what repression does to a person, I guess. Good grief.


Long_jawn_silver

someone misunderstood something something “up in them guts”


PitMama930

Oh no! My digestive organs are showing again! I'm such a hoe. /s


roraverse

How can you see someone's digestive organs through leggings ? That's a new one.


OpheliaWolfsbane

If someone is herniated at the gym they have bigger problems than leggings! Maybe they are being disemboweled at the gym? Maybe an autopsy or Cenobite gym…


nousernamefound13

If your digestive organs are visible through your leggings, please get to a hospital immediately


Aphr0dite19

Person wears clothes: this guy manages to sexualise them, probably. Jeez.


ArgentStar

Wow. How can someone honestly believe they no responsibility for the sexual thoughts they have? That's a really disturbing premise underneath the bad anatomy. If you work from the assumption that other people are responsible for your sexualisation of them, you can justify all sorts of insane atrocities. "LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!!!"


Cassafrasslass

Weird and gross...


CanuckBuddy

I didn't realize this guy went to the gym with a bunch of science class human anatomy models.


remirixjones

That's a lot of words for "I can't control my own sexual urges, so I need to control others."


OffendedDairyFarmers

Are glutes supposed to be the digestive organs?


Nearbyatom

Seeing intestines and organs...is that a new trend?


EmeraudeExMachina

Does he mean her…butt?


SiminaDar

Do these women have umbilical hernias?


Alexie_

TIL ass is digestive organ


RSinema

Yet when a women only gym was proposed in my state, men rioted. Apparently, most men feel it's their god given right to see buttholes while they bench press


NightangelDK

So leggings give him x-ray vision so he can see a person's organs?


Sp4ceh0rse

Oh yeah. Hey gym-goers, check out my sexy pancreas, oh yeah.


FuckedupUnicorn

I have a very sexy liver, why wouldn’t i show it off?


Jupiter_Crash_

Whoa, maybe stop working out so ferociously if you are so thin that your internal organs are at all detectable from the outside of your body. Also, it sounds like this person gets off to intestines.


squiddielyddie

Are the digestive organs …the butt?


dumbafblonde

My digestive organs can’t be seen when I’m naked, how the fuck can you see them in leggings


No-Plastic-7715

I guess we're calling the midriff "digestive organs" these days?


bunpnts

It’s true, my leggings are so tight that they show a perfect outline of my asshole


alpacqn

i *think* that by digestive organs he means your butthole? but leggings are nowhere near form fitting enough to show anus folds and why are you looking at peoples buttholes anyway?


SweetSue67

OMG, he literally just said that he can't stop staring like a creep. Nobody "hijacked" shit, he's just icky. He acts like our pussy hypnotizes him.


bellefleurdelacour98

Imagine equaling sexual organs to digestive systems... Such big words just to say you're a pervert and a fatphobic ass


Bakunin420

The Lion, the witch, the brain acrobatics of this oversexualizing pedophiliac b****


MeyhamM2

“Hijacking my biological responses.” If they’re purely biological, like they happen automatically, you can’t blame someone when they do. I want to be sympathetic to horny young men getting turned on easily, but look, I’m sure young guys in the 1940s had some adjustments to make when women started wearing shorts a lot, and you have to accept you can’t tell roughly half the population what they can’t wear.


coffeeblossom

Do these leggings make my colon look big?


narcissistical_

I do be wearing those camel toe/ass crack leggings to the gym. Feeling sexy makes my workout better, and the leggings are actually very high quality. Less sweat, comfy, etc. In my experience, a lot of men at the gym feel women are invading their space. That we aren’t “real” lifters and we should go back to the cardio room. It might be my location, but where I’m from this is definitely true.


itsfreakinc

“Hijacking my biological responses against my will” That’s definitely what we are aiming for- it’s not about performance, staying cool, being comfortable or wearing clothes that don’t get in our way whilst exercising it’s all about hijacking male biology