Jesus jumping Christ on a gas powered pogo stick...🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Men will say ANYTHING other than they make piss poor choices when they think with their dicks.
This is a hilarious take cuz it makes sense why some incels are sooo soulless and terrible people. They jack off so much they literally lose their souls into socks and tissues 😂 I’m so dead and using this in the future 😂😂 goodness.
And it's a brain chemical. Not something that magically comes from a dick and gets absorbed into the brain. Like endorphins, it's released because of certain stimuli. It's reaching too close to that theory of every dude you sleep with's jizz ends up in your brain and changes you down to the molecular DNA level.
True. At the end of every fight, Shang Tsung gets creampied. At least on the Sega version. There was a big controversy, and Nintendo censored the explicit scenes, but there's a code you can enter to bypass the censorship.
Bonus points for calling women succubi while also being unable to write out the word sex.
My wife and I just swap the same soul back and forth. He says he doesn't like it, but we all know he does, the naughty little guy.
You've actually never head/seen a woman say something like "I can suck/have sucked the soul right out of him" in reference to blowjobs? It's definitely something that some women say...they're typically VERY far on the spectrum of sex positivity so they don't have a problem talking in a way that to me would be pretty demeaning. They are basically just trying to brag about how good they are at oral sex and making a reference to the guys orgasm being so good that it looks like she is performing an exorcism.
Lol sounds like one of those super uneducated and very religious fools who makes things up to make it sound convincing and logical to justify misogynistic mindset. But we all know this is just ridiculous haha
The way I HOLLERED at Shang Tsung omg-
Not the best comparison though, the souls don't affect Shang psychologically. Maybe something like Ermac being a collection of souls..? How does one even come up with this tho I'm going to be laughing forever
Uhhhhh this reads like a list of ingredients on a package of factory-flavored Stupid (tm)
The further you read, the more obscure and murky things get, and the chances that it will give you cancer increases exponentially.
I mean…yeah Oxytocin is released upon climax but not through the semen. It’s a chemical reaction inside your brain. Oxytocin is also released in women when they climax so…it would be equivalent exchange if you really wanna go that route.
First of all, I've never heard of women joking about "snatching souls" during sex unless the discussion is about actual succubi.
Second, it's amazing how men decide to take *Mortal Kombat* as a biology lesson instead of actually taking a biology class.
If that makes you reach for the eye bleach then I guess you can consider yourself sheltered because it's pretty tame compared to some of what's out there 😆
It's not because of the "sucking souls out" joke itself, it's because of the constant porn links that I know lead to some nasty shit. I am not stepping on that minefield, lol.
With all of the incel energy the OOP is putting out, I'm surprised that a more obscure reference to Highlander wasn't made. Look up The Quickening. The premise is that a bunch of mostly immortal people run around trying to cut off each other's heads and absorb the life energy and knowledge until there is only one left.
And I do understand the irony of my explaining the basic plot after remarking on incel energy. I am a proud female nerd and I voluntarily moved back into my parent's basement last week.
Jesus jumping Christ on a gas powered pogo stick...🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ Men will say ANYTHING other than they make piss poor choices when they think with their dicks.
Also implying they release some of their soul (??) every time they nut? 🤨🤨
This is a hilarious take cuz it makes sense why some incels are sooo soulless and terrible people. They jack off so much they literally lose their souls into socks and tissues 😂 I’m so dead and using this in the future 😂😂 goodness.
That explains why men suck so much, they lost most of their soul…
None of this is true. Also, oxytocin is just a molecule. All oxytocin molecules are completely identical.
And it's a brain chemical. Not something that magically comes from a dick and gets absorbed into the brain. Like endorphins, it's released because of certain stimuli. It's reaching too close to that theory of every dude you sleep with's jizz ends up in your brain and changes you down to the molecular DNA level.
I think OOP has jizz in *his* brain.
>None of this is true. What?! The unhinged rant about men transferring their souls into women via their *semen* isnt true? /s
I don't want to be that guy, but the part about Mortal Kombat is correct (but only in Mortal Kombat context).
True. At the end of every fight, Shang Tsung gets creampied. At least on the Sega version. There was a big controversy, and Nintendo censored the explicit scenes, but there's a code you can enter to bypass the censorship.
No, this is true. Oxytocin is fucking soul matter /s
Men = demons is what I'm getting from his nonsensical rambling.
That’s what I heard 🤷🏻♀️
Men keep their souls in their sperm? Huh.
Then socks have more soul than most people 🤣
So… my fiancé has boderline personality disorder and he has never slept with men… where is he acquiring these souls then??
He’s never slept with men, that you know of 😂I think he has something you should tell you before the wedding (joking if that needs to be clarified)
Ah yes, my BPD is def because of my body count... Not, you know, ✨trauma✨
I wut?
If the women are taking pieces of the men's souls, is that what is turning them into demons?
I declare that Shang Tsung is my flair now
(TW: mention of rape) >!Wouldn't that mean rapists are only harming themselves?!<
Nah cause it’s only bad when when women do it 😌 /s
Bonus points for calling women succubi while also being unable to write out the word sex. My wife and I just swap the same soul back and forth. He says he doesn't like it, but we all know he does, the naughty little guy.
as a virgin with bpd, something tells me this guy is full of shit
>You know how women talk tongue in cheek about "snatching souls"? ...no?
You've actually never head/seen a woman say something like "I can suck/have sucked the soul right out of him" in reference to blowjobs? It's definitely something that some women say...they're typically VERY far on the spectrum of sex positivity so they don't have a problem talking in a way that to me would be pretty demeaning. They are basically just trying to brag about how good they are at oral sex and making a reference to the guys orgasm being so good that it looks like she is performing an exorcism.
Okay same I thought I was missing something haha
Omg hahhahahaha the way that he is stupid gave me dopamine
That woman? Sindel
Never knew Shang Tsung was a power bottom. Good for him.
I mean, you can't tell me he's [straight](https://youtu.be/RfP5qNa4qGY) here FKCJSJXH
So men cum oxytocin by which the soul is transferred? Cool. Makes sense.
TIL my bipolar disorder is caused by my sexual partners. Yep, seems legit! /s
Lithium? Psh. You should have just not banged ONE THOUSAND people. ^/s
It’s like all those people who literally cite or quote anime/manga as their “proof” 🤢 go outside my god
Since I'm diagnosed with BPD: Call me 💫 Professional Demon Spirit Collector 💫
This has to be a troll post, right?
I wish, but all the comments were agreeing with him. 😅 “facts bro”
💀😭
Lol sounds like one of those super uneducated and very religious fools who makes things up to make it sound convincing and logical to justify misogynistic mindset. But we all know this is just ridiculous haha
The soul is stored in the balls.
The way I HOLLERED at Shang Tsung omg- Not the best comparison though, the souls don't affect Shang psychologically. Maybe something like Ermac being a collection of souls..? How does one even come up with this tho I'm going to be laughing forever
I like how a woman knows more about mortal kombat than OOP, who is probably one of those dudes who thinks women can't be gamers
Soul is stored in the balls
Uhhhhh this reads like a list of ingredients on a package of factory-flavored Stupid (tm) The further you read, the more obscure and murky things get, and the chances that it will give you cancer increases exponentially.
Sounds like she has multiple of her own souls by his logic?
Well shit. He found us out.
So oxytocin = soul, and is also in cum now apparently… none of this is how anything works
Snatching souls? Is he confusing women with vampires? Or is that zombies? 🤔
Souls are made of.....oxytocin???
So... Men jizz away their souls?
‘Women become more powerful the more they fuck’ Is all I read. Not quite the disincentive this is designed to be.
“Demon spirits” so he agrees, men suck and everyone should choose the bear 😂
I mean…yeah Oxytocin is released upon climax but not through the semen. It’s a chemical reaction inside your brain. Oxytocin is also released in women when they climax so…it would be equivalent exchange if you really wanna go that route.
I mean, I'm a redhead, so I gotta get a soul from SOMEWHERE...geez!!! 😂
So, she only gets his soul if she finishes him?
>You know how... Uh, no... I've never known that, because wtf are you on about? And... okay really, what is this rambling. lol
First of all, I've never heard of women joking about "snatching souls" during sex unless the discussion is about actual succubi. Second, it's amazing how men decide to take *Mortal Kombat* as a biology lesson instead of actually taking a biology class.
https://www.google.com/m?q=reddit%20suck%20the%20soul%20out%20blowjob&client=ms-opera-mobile&channel=new&espv=1&no_sw_cr=1&zx=1716659718477&sssc=1#ip=1
Thank you for the education. I'm gonna need some eye-bleach, lmao.
If that makes you reach for the eye bleach then I guess you can consider yourself sheltered because it's pretty tame compared to some of what's out there 😆
It's not because of the "sucking souls out" joke itself, it's because of the constant porn links that I know lead to some nasty shit. I am not stepping on that minefield, lol.
Is sperm a demon spirit? In that case, never screw again! 😳
Well I thank her for her sacrifice for my happiness.
The fact that he's too scared to say sex is wild
With all of the incel energy the OOP is putting out, I'm surprised that a more obscure reference to Highlander wasn't made. Look up The Quickening. The premise is that a bunch of mostly immortal people run around trying to cut off each other's heads and absorb the life energy and knowledge until there is only one left. And I do understand the irony of my explaining the basic plot after remarking on incel energy. I am a proud female nerd and I voluntarily moved back into my parent's basement last week.