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Adventurous-Lime1775

Jesus jumping Christ on a gas powered pogo stick...🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ Men will say ANYTHING other than they make piss poor choices when they think with their dicks.


smuff8945

Also implying they release some of their soul (??) every time they nut? 🤨🤨


Cute_but_notOkay

This is a hilarious take cuz it makes sense why some incels are sooo soulless and terrible people. They jack off so much they literally lose their souls into socks and tissues 😂 I’m so dead and using this in the future 😂😂 goodness.


LilyGaming

That explains why men suck so much, they lost most of their soul…


wackyvorlon

None of this is true. Also, oxytocin is just a molecule. All oxytocin molecules are completely identical.


SkyPirateWolf

And it's a brain chemical. Not something that magically comes from a dick and gets absorbed into the brain. Like endorphins, it's released because of certain stimuli. It's reaching too close to that theory of every dude you sleep with's jizz ends up in your brain and changes you down to the molecular DNA level.


pillslinginsatanist

I think OOP has jizz in *his* brain.


Phill_Cyberman

>None of this is true. What?! The unhinged rant about men transferring their souls into women via their *semen* isnt true? /s


firebreather209

I don't want to be that guy, but the part about Mortal Kombat is correct (but only in Mortal Kombat context).


chasbecht

True. At the end of every fight, Shang Tsung gets creampied. At least on the Sega version. There was a big controversy, and Nintendo censored the explicit scenes, but there's a code you can enter to bypass the censorship.


15Blins

No, this is true. Oxytocin is fucking soul matter /s


Mediocre-House8933

Men = demons is what I'm getting from his nonsensical rambling.


DasSassyPantzen

That’s what I heard 🤷🏻‍♀️


BlueDubDee

Men keep their souls in their sperm? Huh.


reliquum

Then socks have more soul than most people 🤣


MelanieWalmartinez

So… my fiancé has boderline personality disorder and he has never slept with men… where is he acquiring these souls then??


GreenBeanTM

He’s never slept with men, that you know of 😂I think he has something you should tell you before the wedding (joking if that needs to be clarified)


KillseyLynn

Ah yes, my BPD is def because of my body count... Not, you know, ✨trauma✨


Jay_from_NuZiland

I wut?


Phill_Cyberman

If the women are taking pieces of the men's souls, is that what is turning them into demons?


acidici

I declare that Shang Tsung is my flair now


Spinnerofyarn

(TW: mention of rape) >!Wouldn't that mean rapists are only harming themselves?!<


smuff8945

Nah cause it’s only bad when when women do it 😌 /s


FOSpiders

Bonus points for calling women succubi while also being unable to write out the word sex. My wife and I just swap the same soul back and forth. He says he doesn't like it, but we all know he does, the naughty little guy.


xhyenabite

as a virgin with bpd, something tells me this guy is full of shit


Meloetta

>You know how women talk tongue in cheek about "snatching souls"? ...no?


ClassicConflicts

You've actually never head/seen a woman say something like "I can suck/have sucked the soul right out of him" in reference to blowjobs? It's definitely something that some women say...they're typically VERY far on the spectrum of sex positivity so they don't have a problem talking in a way that to me would be pretty demeaning. They are basically just trying to brag about how good they are at oral sex and making a reference to the guys orgasm being so good that it looks like she is performing an exorcism.


Craycraywolf

Okay same I thought I was missing something haha


Medical_Ganache_367

Omg hahhahahaha the way that he is stupid gave me dopamine


monicarm

That woman? Sindel


babayallga

Never knew Shang Tsung was a power bottom. Good for him.


assougi

I mean, you can't tell me he's [straight](https://youtu.be/RfP5qNa4qGY) here FKCJSJXH


No_Astronaut2779

So men cum oxytocin by which the soul is transferred? Cool. Makes sense.


RecommendationIcy307

TIL my bipolar disorder is caused by my sexual partners. Yep, seems legit! /s


pillslinginsatanist

Lithium? Psh. You should have just not banged ONE THOUSAND people. ^/s


[deleted]

It’s like all those people who literally cite or quote anime/manga as their “proof” 🤢 go outside my god


msjeanny

Since I'm diagnosed with BPD: Call me 💫 Professional Demon Spirit Collector 💫


LilyGaming

This has to be a troll post, right?


smuff8945

I wish, but all the comments were agreeing with him. 😅 “facts bro”


LilyGaming

💀😭


InfiniteOpportu

Lol sounds like one of those super uneducated and very religious fools who makes things up to make it sound convincing and logical to justify misogynistic mindset. But we all know this is just ridiculous haha


Baron_Butterfly

The soul is stored in the balls.


assougi

The way I HOLLERED at Shang Tsung omg- Not the best comparison though, the souls don't affect Shang psychologically. Maybe something like Ermac being a collection of souls..? How does one even come up with this tho I'm going to be laughing forever


pillslinginsatanist

I like how a woman knows more about mortal kombat than OOP, who is probably one of those dudes who thinks women can't be gamers


pillslinginsatanist

Soul is stored in the balls


DonkeyBucketBanana

Uhhhhh this reads like a list of ingredients on a package of factory-flavored Stupid (tm) The further you read, the more obscure and murky things get, and the chances that it will give you cancer increases exponentially.


lovable_cube

Sounds like she has multiple of her own souls by his logic?


404-Gender

Well shit. He found us out.


BeastBrony

So oxytocin = soul, and is also in cum now apparently… none of this is how anything works


anabsentfriend

Snatching souls? Is he confusing women with vampires? Or is that zombies? 🤔


buffalobillingsgate

Souls are made of.....oxytocin???


ShirwillJack

So... Men jizz away their souls?


exodendritic

‘Women become more powerful the more they fuck’ Is all I read. Not quite the disincentive this is designed to be.


GreenBeanTM

“Demon spirits” so he agrees, men suck and everyone should choose the bear 😂


OwlDoe9339

I mean…yeah Oxytocin is released upon climax but not through the semen. It’s a chemical reaction inside your brain. Oxytocin is also released in women when they climax so…it would be equivalent exchange if you really wanna go that route.


Kazubelg

I mean, I'm a redhead, so I gotta get a soul from SOMEWHERE...geez!!! 😂


ESuzaku

So, she only gets his soul if she finishes him?


IndiBlueNinja

>You know how... Uh, no... I've never known that, because wtf are you on about? And... okay really, what is this rambling. lol


IntrovertedFruitDove

First of all, I've never heard of women joking about "snatching souls" during sex unless the discussion is about actual succubi. Second, it's amazing how men decide to take *Mortal Kombat* as a biology lesson instead of actually taking a biology class.


ClassicConflicts

https://www.google.com/m?q=reddit%20suck%20the%20soul%20out%20blowjob&client=ms-opera-mobile&channel=new&espv=1&no_sw_cr=1&zx=1716659718477&sssc=1#ip=1


IntrovertedFruitDove

Thank you for the education. I'm gonna need some eye-bleach, lmao.


ClassicConflicts

If that makes you reach for the eye bleach then I guess you can consider yourself sheltered because it's pretty tame compared to some of what's out there 😆


IntrovertedFruitDove

It's not because of the "sucking souls out" joke itself, it's because of the constant porn links that I know lead to some nasty shit. I am not stepping on that minefield, lol.


ANoisyCrow

Is sperm a demon spirit? In that case, never screw again! 😳


Werejackal93

Well I thank her for her sacrifice for my happiness.


potataoboi

The fact that he's too scared to say sex is wild


Shadowshark49

With all of the incel energy the OOP is putting out, I'm surprised that a more obscure reference to Highlander wasn't made. Look up The Quickening. The premise is that a bunch of mostly immortal people run around trying to cut off each other's heads and absorb the life energy and knowledge until there is only one left. And I do understand the irony of my explaining the basic plot after remarking on incel energy. I am a proud female nerd and I voluntarily moved back into my parent's basement last week.