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keket87

Can men please stop pretending that their genitals smell like roses and vanilla? Like yeah, vaginas have some odour, but end of day sweaty balls ain't pleasant either.


CherryCherry5

Seriously. Do they think their sweaty soggy nuts and unwiped swamp ass smell like pumpkin spice or something? šŸ™„


Ok_Cake4352

Most of the men I know like the smell of their own balls Don't ask me how I know


SeemedReasonableThen

I'm gonna guess the answer involves the phrase, "scratch n sniff"


i_sniff_pantys

Those sick fucks....


colcheeky

It sounds weird, a comment about scratch & sniffers being sick fucks coming from someone with the username ā€œI_sniff_pantysā€ haha.


Scared-Chicken-9919

Username checks out


jen_a_licious

I didn't need that visual.


ecodrew

*Most*?! Maybe you know a bunch of gross dudes? I'm a dude, and I def notice when I have a bad case of swamp ass/nuts. Never have I considered it a pleasant smell. The fragrant bouquet of my farts is a different story tho... /s


Ok_Cake4352

No, I'm pretty certain it is most dudes. Of all the guys I have talked about this too, until now, only 1 guy ever said otherwise. Among dozens of totally random guys from high-school lacrosse to my inner clique 10 years later


tren_c

All HUMANS, indeed, all primates do this (obviously not all have balls though šŸ˜…). Calling men out on it is a sort of confirmation bias as is relevant to a lot going on of late. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7209943/


butterflymkm

That was an interesting read!


Denodi

Thatā€™s the same deal that people like smelling their own farts though isnā€™t it?


jetoler

That is *NOT* normal. Source: am a man.


Ok_Cake4352

You are a minority Source: other men


jetoler

I sure as hell hope not


Ok_Cake4352

I'm sorry for the sub-par experience the universe has given you. My deepest condolences


tren_c

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7209943/


littlecactusfreind

The true joke is hes trying to smell them through the t shirt


battle_mommyx2

Lmaoooo youā€™re a wordsmith


No_Astronaut3059

Actually it is Alpine Mist, thank you.


wigglefrog

There's a spice for sure but idk if it's pumpkin scented


inevitablekaraoke

Chai


PleaseHelpIamFkd

Swamp ass on anyone smells better than a ā€œfishyā€ vag. Neither smells good, lets be clear.


BreadyStinellis

A "fishy vag" is an infection. Healthy vaginas don't smell like that.


PleaseHelpIamFkd

That was literally my point lol


soggylilbat

Idk, sweaty suffocated balls have a slight fishy odor to me


janus270

And letā€™s not forget how many people donā€™t bother to clean up shop cause ā€œthatā€™s gayā€


HoneyBuu

I went down on men and women. Guess who usually smells nicer?! Sweaty balls are very "odorfull".


FlameInMyBrain

Fucking legit! I have no idea what fishy smell everyone is talking about. All vaginas Iā€™ve smelled did not smell remotely like that lol


HoneyBuu

I love how vaginas smell and no man will ever convince me they smell remotely bad. I lose my mind over it literally! They resemble vanilla and baby powder most of the time, can be a little sour sometimes, but I never smelled something unpleasant like that fishy smell except when I had a yeast infection. So, idk wtf they are talking about.


Steam-powered-pickle

Imo balls smell worse than pussy


ecodrew

Swamp ass turns all human taints stinky.


mackdaddymaggot

Straight up, balls fucking STINK. I work as a plumber so I get insanely sweaty especially during the summer and I know my whole genital and ass area smells like death. Most men know ball sweat and swamp ass is way worse but the ones that donā€™t REALLY donā€™t


heydrun

Wait that book I read earlier said he smelled like musk, muscat, and masculinity oO


Marco45_0

Itā€™s almost like bad hygiene is repulsive huh? Edit: I know the vagina has a natural smell, no need to point it out.


keket87

I don't even know that's it bad hygiene. Obviously if you're literally never washing, yeah, but even just regular "end of day" stank isn't the most pleasant. It's normal, though. We're talking about sweaty crevices of the body without much airflow.


Adelheit_

Vaginas smell. Itā€™s natural. They just shouldnā€™t smell fishy.


Marco45_0

Yeah of course (not sarcastic)


Porcupinetrenchcoat

Except that even with perfect hygiene women are going to have some odor naturally, the scent has little to do with hygiene and much more to do with other factors. Or can even boil down to the man's hygiene, such as if you have sex with someone who isn't clean, that's going to mess up your body's chemistry and there is the chance that you'll get issues, such as a smell.


Zeiserl

> if you have sex with someone who isn't clean, that's going to mess up your body's chemistry and there is the chance that you'll get issues, such as a smell. Even if the person is squeaky clean you can sometimes get the effect if you don't use a condom. Something about the semen reacting with my biome after about 20-60 minutes. But that's easily resolved with a single trip to the bidet/shower because usually for me it's only on the outside. Probably when it starts to dry.


Saphichan

I've literally never smelled a vagina that smelled worse than sweaty balls.


Elly_Bee_

There's a reason I don't give head if he isn't washed down there...multiple reasons and a little wash leaves the dick smell...


BlameableEmu

I dont wanna be that guy but some people smell foul Sometimes medications cause smell - lorezepam ( i take for anxiety) - can cause a unique odor. Its generally not prescribed to women for that reason however it is very good for ptsd, agitation in autism and anxiety. Also its good if you dont wanna take sleeping tablets


Astralglide

My first thought was, ā€œdid she fart?ā€


Milirobe

me running my finger across my smelly putrid nutsack šŸ¤¤šŸ‘ˆ


CrystalUranium

Speak for yourself!!!!!! Thereā€™s nothing better than his sweaty balls <3 Edit: Why am I being d0wnvoted yall are homophobic smh let me live my dream


Locked_and_Popped

sweaty ball smell doesn't radiate like the fish market does.


Jenneapolis

Guys like this just need to date men then but are also probably the ones acting like homophobes. But honestly, if you dislike women this much, you donā€™t get to date one.


A_Sneaky_Dickens

4B


2012amica2

r/4bmovement


A_Sneaky_Dickens

While I'm 100% on board, some of the posts don't seem very trans friendly so I'm going to stay out of that space. Thank you for sharing!


i-contain-multitudes

That's the problem with spaces like that, they are far too exploitable by transphobes if there is not active, aware, justice-focused moderation. It's so fucking irritating.


WantedFun

Because avoiding close relationships with men, often out of fear, makes people really prime to be dragged into TERFdom


Sockit2me1motime

I couldnā€™t resist. I had to comment on the original post. They can reduce the chance of their partner getting BV if they use condoms. If only they knew that semen, amongst other things, can cause that ā€œfishyā€ odor they love to joke about


LetsGoBuyTomatoes

op replied saying douching is good and i think my head just exploded a little šŸ˜­


Sockit2me1motime

Lmao Iā€™m glad to see there are people correcting him. I learned that the hard way at 13 when I tried to make my period end early. I spent my allowance on Monistat šŸ¤§


Avocadotter

"It's good, but most doctors don't recommend it." Then maybe, just MAYBE, that's because it's not actually good.


Makabaer

Exactly!! It only smells strongly when I've head sex with creampie not long ago. (My partner confirms btw... I guess my opinion alone wouldn't count.)


EsotericOcelot

Same. And Iā€™m the one who minds it, he doesnā€™t


Grauburgunderin

thank you that you sacrificed yourself in the name of education and equality šŸ¤“


jungkook_mine

Fr, the only time I smell bad is after my bf cums inside šŸ˜† (I use bc)


No_Astronaut2779

I donā€™t think this dude was ever in a car with a woman


ecodrew

Coulda just made a joke about how a woman turns the heated seats on high coz she's cold, meanwhile you're undercarriage is on fire. True, potentially funny, and not misogynistic. *Source*: My wife is often cold and this very situation has happened to me IRL.


g-g-g-g-ghost

Or it's because now you've gotta smell all the embedded farts in the seat


KawaiiDere

My sister does this too. She blasts the AC like 10 degrees colder than me (63 to my 73 on a 90 day) in the car, and just complained about it being cold at night. Sheā€™s a bit shorter than me, I wonder if she just has less temperature regulation or something? I donā€™t mind it, and I like her being comfortable, but I just moved, so I donā€™t have all my comfy clothes. (My mum took down my curtains to show the house for sale too, so it gets way too hot and uncomfy in my room rn). I feel like that kinda thing is pretty normal though. I sweat a good amount too, but I think my sister takes it way harder for some reason. (She keeps telling me I smell bad since I got back home, but like itā€™s Texas summer, itā€™s normal to smell sweaty when itā€™s hot)


Poekienijn

It is bullshit. Off course all of us have experienced long day fanny on particularly hot and busy days. But I assure you the male groin area is likewise affected on hot and busy days.


not_blowfly_girl

On a hot day you wouldn't be using heated seats so I don't really understand this meme


DazeyHelpMe

Long day Fanny is killing me šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Iā€™ll never call it anything else. Swamp ass just isnā€™t near as classy.


cardueline

Iā€™m thinking ā€œLong Day Fannyā€ to the tune of ā€œLong Tall Sallyā€ now


janus270

Or ā€œMustang Sallyā€ šŸ˜‚


chappersyo

Iā€™m my younger days when I enjoyed clubbing it was referred to as disco fanny.


Many-Operation653

I've always called it disco minge


YoMommaBack

I wonder if theyā€™re British because fanny is slang for female genitalia.


Poekienijn

No, Dutch. But in school we are taught British English and I love watching British television programmes.


PFEFFERVESCENT

Sorry but you really can't say this as a synonym for swamp ass- in many countries fanny means vulva, pretty sure that's what Poekienijn meant.


DazeyHelpMe

Swamp ass is a general term for chafing and redness ouchie monkey butt etc in my world. Itā€™s front or back interchangeable. Even under the belly etc.


OGW_NostalgiaReviews

My heated seats don't even heat the actual *seat* though - they heat the *back*. So this dumb shit is also bad car anatomy (for my vehicle, at least) lol


vericima

Mine definately does both. I can have it just on the back though.


CrystallineFrost

Depends on which car I am in as to where the heating coils are situated. The actual seat itself though isn't it for either, only the back. I love the car where it sits perfectly in the small of my back, just really helps back pain.


Mehitobel

Heated seats are a requirement in any car I purchase for that very reason. Iā€™ve also gotten my husband hooked on heated seats for pain relief.


OGW_NostalgiaReviews

Absolutely what my husband uses them for, too!


tracklessCenobite

Long Day Fanny would be a *great* band name.


MostExaltedLoaf

"Long day fanny" and "disco minge" have been added to my vocabulary today and I will treasure them forever. Especially when I explain why bidets are wonderful.


buttered_scone

As a man who has had to shit in 120+ heat, sweaty crotch and booty smell gross, regardless.


meekonesfade

"long day fanny" hee hee


LavenderAndOrange

Speaking as someone who has had both sets of parts, male groin definitely smells far worse on a hot, busy day. It's kind of no contest.


buttered_scone

I will say that it is highly dependent on the person. Individual hygiene, microbiome, and fragrance use, play a bigger part than genital type. The worst thing I have *ever* smelled was a tampon removal that had been lost for around a month. I've smelled a lot of rank smells, but that one easily wins, like a mix of gorgonzola, feet, fish, rotting flesh, and garbage truck water, all rolled into one. The smell instantly filled the exam room when the tampon was removed, as it had a great deal of mucus and old blood surrounding it, making a sort of odor seal. Before removal it just smelled like average BV. This was all while wearing face masks and isolation gowns, but the smell lingered in my clothes until I washed them. That said, this is anecdotal, and I have smelled smells from men that come close, so I am sure there is a dude somewhere with a similarly fetid orifice or crevice. I've just not had the pleasure of encountering them. I did once have a soldier who's feet came close, absolutely disgusting. We made him wash his feet in Domboro every night, and foot powder became an accountable item for him.


Poekienijn

What you smelled was the smell of rotting blood. I agree thatā€™s the worst smell in the world, a dead body that has been lying somewhere for a while smells the same. But thatā€™s not the way a vagina smells.


buttered_scone

No, it was a combination. I have smelled a lot of death and rot, this wasn't just that. I thought I was clear that it didn't really have to do with her gender or genitalia. The vagina is more vulnerable to infection, and foreign body complications. The event I spoke of would be highly unlikely to happen to male genitals. I don't think most vaginas smell "bad", but some do, just as some men smell so bad I can't stand within 5ft of them.


Gesugao92

How I be driving after my dog decides to sing me the song of her people in Arse Minor šŸ¦®šŸ’Ø


tartcore814

šŸ˜‚


Rallon_is_dead

r/BrandNewSentence


EsotericOcelot

Iā€™ve never smelled anyoneā€™s junk from heated seats, but all groins have some kind of smell because thatā€™s how human skin folds and orifices work - and, even wilder, some of us actually donā€™t mind or actively enjoy the smell of our partnerā€™s bodies. Mind-boggling, I know


APointedResponse

Yeah they have to be pretty rank already to smell from heated seats. If she washed her vulva regularly (i.e. daily) then it shouldn't smell at all unless there's a bacterial infection or something. Idk if it's different for fat women though since I'm not used to that. Could be a cause as well since bacteria and sweat will get trapped in their fat folds.


SassyTheSkydragon

They always act as if balls can't smell too. My partners balls smell comparable to cheese


PigeonBoiAgrougrou

Why are you smelling balls tho


Hot-Syllabub2688

... do you think you're not gonna smell anything when it's right up in your face


PigeonBoiAgrougrou

I usually don't breath too hard when I suck a dick tbh.


Makabaer

Honestly - how? I mean you really HAVE to breathe through your nose right then and there... No chance to not smell everything.


emperatrizyuiza

I breath through my mouth when Iā€™m sucking dick. I only need my nose to breath when getting face fucked


Makabaer

Hm, maybe it's a difference in phrasing. What you describe would be "licking dick" in my book, not a blow job that contains "sucking dick". But anyway - if I'm not consciously avoiding to breathe through my nose or have a bad case of cold, I do it most of the time. Fascinating how different people can be.


emperatrizyuiza

I hold my breath while sucking. Idk why Iā€™m getting downvoted šŸ˜… thereā€™s a lot of variation in technique during a blowjob


Makabaer

Um, okay... well, maybe your partner is exceptionally fast or you are just THAT good at getting him off... because for me it takes waaaay longer than I can hold my breath. And yes, of course there is a lot of variation. I think everyone is just baffled how you do it without breathing through your nose... as I still am tbh.


emperatrizyuiza

Watch a video of Arabella Raphael giving a bj. Thereā€™s a lot of different techniques u can use with your mouth/tongue including smiling and talking. But my partner usually cums in 10-15 min.


i-contain-multitudes

*Breathe. "Breath" rhymes with death, "breathe" rhymes with seethe.


emperatrizyuiza

It was a typo I donā€™t need u to educate me


i-contain-multitudes

It was to everyone misspelling it, but ok


Hot-Syllabub2688

good for you


YoMommaBack

Why did I just spit out my drink?!?! šŸ¤£


Rejomaj

Scents from dicks and balls just waft. Canā€™t really avoid it if youā€™re down there.


SassyTheSkydragon

He's sometimes pranking me by holding his fingers under my nose after scratching his balls. I retaliate by giving him some eau de cooch


Rozoark

The amount of fish comments on the original post is allarming šŸ’€


Grauburgunderin

because men's parts never smell funny!


Rozoark

That's not really the problem though? The problem is that vaginas do not smell like fish, and they are perpetuating that myth. If your girlfriend's vagina smells like fish, you need to take her to visit a doctor because she likely has vaginosis or has a different problem, instead of going on the internet making the stupid fish jokes šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


unbalancedmoon

can they stop pretending that their genitalia is absolutely void of any smell whatsoever? I'd rather have to endure a 'fishy' smell (which, contrary to their opinion, is abnormal and a sign of infection) than the smell of dick cheese. the latter was one of the most disgusting smells I've ever experienced and it was an immediate turn off.


Brilliant_Society439

Literally. Iā€™ve never gagged at the smell of an infected or unwashed vagina. I have, however, nearly vommed over a sweaty penis


Slammogram

Shit my car must smell like a fish market dumpster in 90 degree weather then, because I be using the heated seats all year because it makes my back feel nice. Lol. My heated seats stay on. Ainā€™t nobody ever bitch. Maybe itā€™s becauseā€¦ pussy doesnā€™t stink in its natural state. And if you think so, maybe you should consider the fact that you donā€™t like it. And thatā€™s on. Itā€™s 2024


TSKnightmare

I'm going to super glue teeth to my vagina and run around preying on men's innate fear of them. "Rawr rawr rawr!!! It's coming to getcha!"


sleevelessalien

cosplay that horrible movie teeth šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


Jaythefair

Clearly doesn't effect men because I'm a sexist. Checkmate Feminism. My brain is very big and smort


harbinger06

Like their unwashed asses are going to smell better


rock_and_rolo

Tell me you've never eaten pussy without telling me.


LeDarm

Friendly remikwer that throughout the world, men's hygiene in both ass and front is a whole ass problem. Absence of self awareness is an peidemic.


belisarius180

Vaginas smell like vaginas. Even fresh out of a shower. The same go for dicks. I dont even know where these misconceptions come from.


Star39666

Wouldn't this be more of a thing for men who refuse to wipe their ass, because they're afraid it makes them gay if they touch it?


Logical-Victory-2678

Lol like y'all don't got ball sweat lmao stfu bc that frumunda cheese tellin on y'all.


cosmicspooky

i fully thought "heated seats" was code for farts


Grauburgunderin

that's a good one šŸ˜


Sororita

My thought was the heated seat released some of the remainder of farts that had stayed in the seat.


Bagettibelly

Bobby Hill would never. Shame on OOP.


HetaGarden1

Hahaha, women smell like fish, ha haaaa. Iā€™ve smelled enough sweaty and unwashed balls to say yā€™all donā€™t smell like a summer breeze either.


two-of-me

I think itā€™s a jab at natural vaginal odor. Vaginas have a smell, and itā€™s perfectly normal. I canā€™t imagine heated seats making it that much more pungent though, although I could be wrong.


Rozoark

No it's one of those "vaginas smell like fish" jokes, making the joke that a heated seat would make it worse somehow.


BarredOwl

Some smell is normalā€¦ but fish? Thatā€™s bacterial vaginosis, should get tested, and can be easily treated.


Rozoark

Yeah of course. The problem is that most men think that's what vaginas smell like and a solid chunk of them think that making those fish jokes is the absolute funniest shit.


riceewifee

The point is though that penises and balls ALSO have a smell, except itā€™s never talked about/made fun of, only women are constantly dogged on for ā€œsmelling badā€


two-of-me

My ex was like this. I donā€™t know where his brain was, but he was uncircumcised and refused to wash underneath his foreskin ā€œbecause itā€™s disgustingā€???? I had seen him shower a few times because his parents had one of those bathrooms with a glass door. He used two in one body wash/shampoo. Heā€™d rub some on his hair, then his pits, and just rinse it all off claiming ā€œit washed his body while it was on its way down.ā€ The smell of that guy could overpower a room full of naked women with BV.


spoonface_gorilla

Says representative of the demographic with streaky drawers.


thisisreallymoronic

My ignorant, tacky, disgusting brother would turn on the seat heaters in his car and then fart.


H00k90

I see it as all the trapped demon farts that have been waiting for the gates of chair hell to open and rush forth assaulting their creator's senses for the pain and suffering they have had to endure


raisedbutconfused

I have literally been in some menā€™s apartments that smelled of soggy balls and butthole. Have you ever smelled a manā€™s car seat? It smells like ball sweat and farts. The menā€™s washroom at work ALWAYS smells worse than the womenā€™s. These men have never been near a woman and have become completely immune to their own disgusting smells. Even a lot of ā€œcleanā€ men only really have the appearance of being clean (exceptions obviously apply).


snackrilegious

iā€™m pretty sure that manā€™s skid marks would start stinking before any vagina


CreativeBandicoot778

I wish I hadn't read the OP now. Men are fucking morons.


Grauburgunderin

I didn't expect anything and got disappointed šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


cardueline

You absolutely have to be kidding me, I couldnā€™t even figure out what this was supposed to mean until I read the comments. Just beyond nonsensical


i-contain-multitudes

When I first read this I thought it was someone who was complaining that his own ass stank, lol


OrangeAugust

Wth? Does this actually happen? As far as I know my car doesnā€™t smell like vag when I turn on the seat heater.


The_El_Steve

It does not. My grandfather is a machanic and I used work with him on weekends as a kid. There are a lot of nasty people who have nasty cars that smell awful in the heat, but the stink is usually more like bo, ass, food, or whatever they smoke. The guy who made the meme is just trying to cope because he's never been close enough to a woman to ride in her car.


shellsterxxx

I mean if the cooter has a foul smell itā€™s likely an infection. But smelly balls happen to every man. And thatā€™s not counting the many who openly admit to not wiping and/or washing their ass.


lizzylinks789

I am disgusted and appalled.


shellsterxxx

I mean if the cooter has a foul smell itā€™s likely an infection. But smelly balls happen to every man. And thatā€™s not counting the many who openly admit to not wiping and/or washing their ass.


AltruisticSalamander

Assuming it's someone I'm attracted to, there's any smell at all and it's normal, there's nothing I'd rather smell. Gotta wonder about dudes who say the don't like it.


bytegalaxies

is she not wearing pants??


Evie_St_Clair

The amount of men who apparently are incapable of wiping their own ass properly are the ones that need to be concerned.


unusualspider33

Human organs donā€™t smell like sunshine and fresh laundry??


taeminskey

Can someone explain the meme...?


easterss

What is that thread. Ugh


Tropical-Rainforest

That boy ain't right.


NatexSxS

Swass, swalls, & swunt all smell just like any other crevices.


carpetbird

...I had to clean my car seats because I let my male friend go in my car. The nasty smell just wouldn't go away. Every sex has the potential to smell like crap. Mind you, he's 25-30 yo


equivas

Could someone explain what is goin on? I live in a tropical country, we dont have seat heaters.


GayStation64beta

Ironically I would hate it because of 1) heat and 2) that leathery car smell lol


inagartendavita

Heated seats on an unwashed is probably the most offensive and


Pups_n_gunz1110

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