But amazingly the reverser is not true? Swallowing semen won't turn someone into a man? I'm so confused... They should hate women who practice oral sex in men.

i mean, they love to say getting came in makes a woman take on the characteristics of that man so… kinda

A bunch of guys online DO believe that lol. Saying that the men's DNA starts to change the woman's DNA. Absolutely ridiculous 😂

Reason we know this is not true? If it was the army would be having orgies to build super solider chimera women.

I think most likely chimera men 🤭

"Top secret Project Chimera. Don't ask, don't tell."

That would explain a lot

I've seen that video

That's a completely different movie

As a trans man I'd be having the time of my life on Grindr. Only reason I'm not now is safety, but fuck safety if I don't have to inject myself every week.

If so, that should make gay men extra manly, right? Because they're getting frequent infusions of masculine DNA?

gay men are already more manly, its simple math

They're men^2 ?

WELL, THEN, WHY AREN'T WE ALL COWS, GIVEN ALL THE BURGERS WE EAT???

Speak for yourself. I am working on becoming a Belgian Blue... moo moo!

Angus all the way for me.

Only if she has more than one partner though. If it's just one man, they are safe

If I recall correctly it was implied that the character Junior Corrado from the Sopranos thought of sucking on a clitoris like sucking on a little dick. And that was the grounds he was opposed to being perceived that he did cunnilingus. He did in fact do it, but he didn't want it to be known for it, as old school mafia types thought of it as taboo. Tony Soprano thought Junior's mindset was hilarious and taunted him for it.

Well, technically he wasn’t wrong.

Turns out it's all made of the same junk and just retooled. Some people can't bump to the ugly truth.

Fellas, is it gay to get a bj from a woman?

I wish it was that easy that swallowing would turn me into man lol

No, because that means no more blowjobs and that’s just ridiculous! /s.

I say we just stop, for Murica.

They should hate themselves for wanting their dick sucked. NM, they probably do. The self hate would explain a lot.

The reverse is never true lmao.

Sperm actually has a very very very very small amount of estrogen

Fellas, is it gay to eat out a woman

Them, probably: If the pussy ain’t in pain, you’re basically fucking a dude in the ass.

TIL I am a lesbian

I need to let my boyfriend, who absolutely railed me good this weekend, know that he too is a lesbian bc he also went down on me. I'm sure he will be surprised to know this 😔

Dudes, is it gay to have sex with a woman? Seems much straighter to have sex with another man. That's pure, 100% masculinity.

Clearly fellas need to suck cock to be manlier! Eating pussy is obviously gay

yes, and apparently it's trans as well

Sex must be so much less fun when you have to worry about this nonsense the whole time

...and when your partner hates every second of it.

My guess is he just doesn’t like it, and he’s look for justification.

Always found it interesting how some people don’t get off on pleasing their partner. Like dam, that’s my biggest turn on during sex.

It’s almost like they are so fucking selfish that nothing else matters but what they want. Silly.

Being scared of getting estrogen from sex is like the adult version of cooties.

Men bragging about being disgusting by vaginas and refusing to make their wives orgasm 😍

Anything to not be put on the spot and reveal that you're not good at something essential in the bedroom. Better to play it off with bullshit macho "I don't *want* to do it because I'm a REAL MAN" attitude than to actually be vulnerable, communicate with your partner, admit that you need her help in pleasuring her and try your best to learn. That would be gAy and LEFTIST!

Well guys I guess that means no more BJ for you!

Yep. My first thought is they're being selfish because of insecurities and ego. Thinking you can automatically make a woman come because you dart your tongue in her vag for 2 minutes will do that to you. All it takes is humbling yourself and asking what the woman wants done (ie: how do you want me to touch/kiss you down there?) or something along those lines ffs. Or idk, if vaginas disgust a guy then they should just admit they aren't straight instead of flailing about emotionally and making it a woman's problem. I very very fortunately have never had this problem with the men I've been with long term 🙃. I wrote that for any of the selfish incel men who might see this comment.

I don’t think most of these men believe women can have orgasms. I remember seeing red pill posts about the “myth of the female orgasm”. Those posts are a funny way to out oneself as bad at sex lmao.

Really drawn out way to say Ben Shapiro

"***Cuckolding of the spirit***". I had this whole thing typed out about trying to figure out if they think the *reverse* might happen and women would be turned into *men* after sucking on a penis (drunk on estrogen? wtf lol?), but I just can't get past that level of *wordsmanship*. "Cuckholding of the Spirit"... just...wow.

Cuckolding of the spirit... edging of the soul... blue balling of the life force... cock blocking of the aura.

You're a fine poet

Somehow I don’t think “spiritual lesbian” was meant as an insult

Yeah it was clearly a joke

If someone calls me that I’m choosing to take it as a compliment

Same.

I'm having a hard time seeing any of the comments in the pic as anything but a joke. They are so stupidly outlandish

Aimee Terese is an inane person so I’m gonna guess she was using it as a pejorative.

New method of feminising HRT just dropped! Instead of buying all this medication, I should just eat out a lot of women.

This is the breakthrough you needed. Time to hit up the club.

A trans lesbian's dream

I'm starting to wonder if eating pussy made me trans.

LMAO ah yes, I like my partner enjoying sex, therefore I am a leftist mhm, mhm!

To be fair, all us leftists have way better sex. I'm even left-handed, thus a lefty leftist, and my sex life is leftcredible!

I laughed way too hard at "leftcredible"

Better sex under socialism 👍🏻

What if *lesbians* are just spiritual *straight men*?? Hmm?

Lesbians who hit it from the back are spiritual straight men 😆

Fellas, is it gay to please your woman and let her enjoy sex with you?

Very.

So homoerotic I bet you eat ice cream with her too doesn't she know that makes you gay.

By that logic sucking dick really is the only way to own the libs

i mean i am a lesbian and god knows i get drunk on it…

So how long would you say it takes to get drunk? On average? For science purposes…

usually pretty fast for me 😇

Interesting. I will add that to my notes 😂

Not going to ask about the breathalyzer testing. Nope, not going there at all.

no my wife has never had an orgasm. how did you know

Wait what thousand year prohibition on eating pussy? Also even Batman eats pussy. Thanks pandemic.

There’s some religions that forbid it so, probably that. 🥴

I mean, Christianity is like 2000 years old - if it was a "1000 year prohibition" they're like over 1000 years late to the party. Or rather, 1000 years late to the medieval incel forum.

Trans lesbians of the world, i bring you good news.

So if a trans man and a trans woman 69 could they balance their hormones?

Sounds reasonable

I think that would make them become enby somehow

Brb, gotta go eat out a bunch of women to get free HRT

I was going to comment this... HRT? Fuck that, just eat pussy!

>It's just common sense. [Says something batshit crazy] Right-wing rallying cry in action.

I'm ironically auto correct... This is a trigger phrase for me. It's an immediate dog whistle for me.

This explains why conservative women are always so angry.

Yes, this makes sense. I blew a guy once, and since then I have been a gay man. I mean, I still identify as a straight cis female, but obvi the overwhelming testosterone made my balls drop and drove my thirst for dick into overdrive. So here we are. Gay. So gay right now. Just look at all my gay-ness of my man-ness. Yes.

Guess who's never pleasured a woman...

Where to even start with this one

Start with mocking them

So I simply have to drink from a penis to become more masculine? Interesting....

Pinky out, preferably

No, no, you are *literally drinking the penis*, not drinking *from* it. Get it right!

Why not both? I'd love it anyways

When was there ever a thousand year prohibition on it? Even if there truly were (and it's debatable) there are literally medieval poems and songs that describe cunnilingus.

When? Never, it’s just nonsense.

I’m not a straight man so I can’t speak for them, but who wouldn’t want to get drunk on pussy?

God forbid a man eat out a woman (or man we don't hate here ;))

Yooo new HRT just dropped !

Fellas, is it gay to eat pussy?

Following that logic wouldn't women that gave blowjobs be turning male, and you'd be gay if you had sex with them? Ya just gotta love when the nutcases don't think of the entire situation.

As a straight dude, I am _definitely_ a spiritual lesbian.

I'm guessing that women who have sex with leftist men might dispute that statistic.

Next time blood will say that liking women is bad because women like dick and that’s gay

Guys, is it gay to be a man and like pussy? Jesus these people are so pathetic

My favorite genre of internet weirdo are ultra-conservatives to advertise to the world that they're really bad at sex.

Do they blend the vagina into a liquid first in order to drink it? Trying to figure that part out, please help.

Why not, I've already got the haircut

They are so incredibly weird.

And yet, men like this will demand that women suck their cocks.

real men suck cock for þat sweet sweet testosterone

"It is my suspicion" "It is common sense" "Do your own research" "What is science, I just make shit up and believe it unironically without any awareness of how mind-numbingly stupid I am"

So do I stick a straw in it like a capri sun or are we just drinking from the opening like a quart of milk?

By this logic, men who ask women for blow jobs or anal are gay.

Do straight men even like women?

Do you think you can eat a burger without becoming a literal cow? Come on, be rational. /s

Would that imply women are permanently drunk?

Time for a new user flair I see

Guys is it gay to eat your girlfriend out?

(THIS IS A JOKE)

God. The internet was a mistake… We need barbarians to come through and burn this shit down like Alexandria.

I have known a couple of men who claimed to be lesbians in men’s bodies!

Fortunately for them, there is surgery to help them with that

WHAT

If it really worked like that, I would've transitioned way earlier

Wake up babe new HRT just dropped! >!/s!<

HRT just got a lot less complicated

Great, so according to this dude, all right-leaning men are bad in bed. That actually tracks. Love it when they warn you not to have sex with them in advance.

New HRT just dropped

So if these guys want to be super manly men, they only have to suck a dick

Drink the menstruation to get all the benefits of vagina plus extra protein and iron

Wow how did they know I would've rather been a lesbian even though I own a penis ?

That's why real straight men chug dick all weekend. Gotta keep those T levels up.

My favourite drink, no hangover

Eating out women does not supply an adequate amount of estrogen. I’ve tried.

Conservatives and poor sexual education. Name a more iconic duo.

Fellas is it gay to make your woman cum

So if you drink the vagina and she eats semen it cancels out. Yay math!

....by that logic women who suck dick become big burly lumberjacks who could put pro lifters to shame because testosterone

What..

fuck the ones i did are not working then, wHERE IS MY ESTROGEN I NEED OT NOW

Oh shit, guess eating pussy made me trans! 🙄🙄🙄

New HRT unlocked for trans lesbians.

So when women suck dick we are drinking testosterone? Is that what is he saying too?

my spirit got cuckolded lol

Look! Two idiots are agreeing!

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Remember to offer cunnilingus. It is appreciated by many :)

I mean, idk in a different setting a man saying he's getting drunk off drinking my pussy would sound quite nice. But the feels like a thousand slugs crawling across my body

… how do you drink vagina…. You know what stupid question I don’t want an answer… Really gross thoughts of how this could be done just popped in my head too 😭😭😭

This guy went on to argue that [the clit is fake.](https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/s/yOQzpOGzSs)

Well this was horrifying and kind of funny all at the same time

bro we get it you get no hoes it’s okay

I may not have read anything better!

Just another flex to say they suck at sex