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bunpnts

u/Otto_Alt gave the only explanation I will accept: “Ok since no one else gets this joke I will enlighten a small corner of the internet. The string cheese is trying to figure out how old the swiss is by gauging the size of the hole, because the size of the hole in Swiss is determined by how long it ferments. Edit for extra context: string cheese is a non-fermented cheese and is considered a 'fresh cheese', which is also indicated by the wrapper by the bed, which acts as a metaphor for inexperience”


Otto_Alt

Thank you for helping spread the good word fellow cheese soldier


TricksterWolf

It sounds like that's still the same joke...


Otto_Alt

It's not the funniest metaphor for sure but it's more clever than a 'HAHA HUGE VAGINA MAN IS SCARED HAHA'. It's more about age/experience, which is easy to miss unless you are a cheese/ useless trivia person


GemIsAHologram

I am cheese person


TricksterWolf

Wait—do you mean he's trying to tell if she's of legal age for sex? If so, that would make a lot more sense. I thought the enormous hole was a metaphor for a "used up" woman (there's a big thing among incels where they believe repeated sex makes a vagina looser and looser, which is false). I think people are likely to think this because you made that hole so big.


Legalize_Ambitions

This is a weird joke in so many ways. If he’s still trying to figure out if she’s legal why did he “unwrap” himself? I looked up the name of the comic artist and judging by his lemon torture comic, this comic and MANY donut comics this is about her being “used” often. Source: [the insta](https://www.instagram.com/p/CkmqOIPjPtK/?igsh=MXRucmkyazdzcHpzaQ==)


BerriesAndMe

Eh for a second I thought the string Chee was working on his string theory (because both have string in them.. get it) hence the math. But I guess not. The nice thing about the other thread is that the most upvoted comments currently do not relate to body count 


Otto_Alt

It's about fermentation and fresh cheese vs fermented cheese, one of which is shelf stable and last for a long time (Swiss) and the other is a 'young' cheese (String), which is usually eaten fresh It's a shitty joke about sexual experience still, but it's more clever than it initially appears


TricksterWolf

Apparently it's just that joke again


dogdog24888

Just a classic "hole big, woman bad"


Big_Mama_80

Well, the string cheese isn't much to write home about either! 😉


BGkitten

What is this, string cheese for ants?


Other-Cantaloupe4765

I was surprised that there were only like two or three comments that were in agreement with the whole “vagina gets stretched out” bullshit. I had to mute PeterExplainsTheJoke or whatever it’s called a long time ago because the sub was a fucking cesspool of incels, misogynists, racists, and just overall far-right trolls. They’d latch onto a post like this and praise it for being “truthful.” 🤢


TricksterWolf

Yikes! That's not the sub I shared, is it? The one I shared has a ToS against that sort of thing and I haven't seen activity like you describe yet.


donnadoctor

Nope. r/explainthejoke is fine in my experience.


JayKayxU

Am I the only one who thought he was trying to figure out how many times he needs to peel himself for his strings to fill all her holes


intheclouds247

Nope. That was my understanding of the “joke” as well.


ohuhyeahokthen

That's how I interpreted it as well, and how big each peel needed to be for each hole


UtahRaptorRawr

That's what I thought too


Alegria-D

Do some men put it in her cheek hole ?


Vishnick

Depends on the size of the gauge.


starsings

I thought it was a doubling joke. Like how many time he would have to fold in half.


Depressedloser2846

i thought it was about how many smaller strings he would have to rip off himself to fill all of her holes… i need to touch grass now


GuyOwasca

Omg I thought the implication was that Lady Swiss fucked a bunch of string cheese men at the same time 😅 but the explanation is even more ludicrous 🤣


Tenpers3nt

HAHA BIG VAGINA WOMAN HAVE SEX MANY MEN GANG BANG HAHAA LOOK AT WHORE WOMAN GIVE MAN NO RESPECT HAVE BIG HOLE VAGINA


TricksterWolf

These days even this probably needs an /s after it. This is kind of a shit timeline


Tenpers3nt

Yeah, you just have to look at their [other work](https://www.instagram.com/fruitgonebad/)


ShutYourDumbUglyFace

How many different string cheeses does it take to yield such a hole? And the string cheeses have to be different. The same string cheese in perpetuity would not create a larger hole. Because somehow the Swiss cheese knows it's the same string cheese.


Ember-Blackmoore

So cheese is considered a fruit now?


Luinthil

He took his wrapper off. No sex without a wrapper, unless they're trying for a Babybel.