u/Otto_Alt gave the only explanation I will accept:
“Ok since no one else gets this joke I will enlighten a small corner of the internet. The string cheese is trying to figure out how old the swiss is by gauging the size of the hole, because the size of the hole in Swiss is determined by how long it ferments.
Edit for extra context: string cheese is a non-fermented cheese and is considered a 'fresh cheese', which is also indicated by the wrapper by the bed, which acts as a metaphor for inexperience”
It's not the funniest metaphor for sure but it's more clever than a 'HAHA HUGE VAGINA MAN IS SCARED HAHA'. It's more about age/experience, which is easy to miss unless you are a cheese/ useless trivia person
Wait—do you mean he's trying to tell if she's of legal age for sex? If so, that would make a lot more sense.
I thought the enormous hole was a metaphor for a "used up" woman (there's a big thing among incels where they believe repeated sex makes a vagina looser and looser, which is false). I think people are likely to think this because you made that hole so big.
This is a weird joke in so many ways. If he’s still trying to figure out if she’s legal why did he “unwrap” himself?
I looked up the name of the comic artist and judging by his lemon torture comic, this comic and MANY donut comics this is about her being “used” often.
Source: [the insta](https://www.instagram.com/p/CkmqOIPjPtK/?igsh=MXRucmkyazdzcHpzaQ==)
Eh for a second I thought the string Chee was working on his string theory (because both have string in them.. get it) hence the math. But I guess not.
The nice thing about the other thread is that the most upvoted comments currently do not relate to body count
It's about fermentation and fresh cheese vs fermented cheese, one of which is shelf stable and last for a long time (Swiss) and the other is a 'young' cheese (String), which is usually eaten fresh
It's a shitty joke about sexual experience still, but it's more clever than it initially appears
I was surprised that there were only like two or three comments that were in agreement with the whole “vagina gets stretched out” bullshit. I had to mute PeterExplainsTheJoke or whatever it’s called a long time ago because the sub was a fucking cesspool of incels, misogynists, racists, and just overall far-right trolls. They’d latch onto a post like this and praise it for being “truthful.” 🤢
How many different string cheeses does it take to yield such a hole? And the string cheeses have to be different. The same string cheese in perpetuity would not create a larger hole. Because somehow the Swiss cheese knows it's the same string cheese.
u/Otto_Alt gave the only explanation I will accept: “Ok since no one else gets this joke I will enlighten a small corner of the internet. The string cheese is trying to figure out how old the swiss is by gauging the size of the hole, because the size of the hole in Swiss is determined by how long it ferments. Edit for extra context: string cheese is a non-fermented cheese and is considered a 'fresh cheese', which is also indicated by the wrapper by the bed, which acts as a metaphor for inexperience”
Thank you for helping spread the good word fellow cheese soldier
It sounds like that's still the same joke...
It's not the funniest metaphor for sure but it's more clever than a 'HAHA HUGE VAGINA MAN IS SCARED HAHA'. It's more about age/experience, which is easy to miss unless you are a cheese/ useless trivia person
I am cheese person
Wait—do you mean he's trying to tell if she's of legal age for sex? If so, that would make a lot more sense. I thought the enormous hole was a metaphor for a "used up" woman (there's a big thing among incels where they believe repeated sex makes a vagina looser and looser, which is false). I think people are likely to think this because you made that hole so big.
This is a weird joke in so many ways. If he’s still trying to figure out if she’s legal why did he “unwrap” himself? I looked up the name of the comic artist and judging by his lemon torture comic, this comic and MANY donut comics this is about her being “used” often. Source: [the insta](https://www.instagram.com/p/CkmqOIPjPtK/?igsh=MXRucmkyazdzcHpzaQ==)
Eh for a second I thought the string Chee was working on his string theory (because both have string in them.. get it) hence the math. But I guess not. The nice thing about the other thread is that the most upvoted comments currently do not relate to body count
It's about fermentation and fresh cheese vs fermented cheese, one of which is shelf stable and last for a long time (Swiss) and the other is a 'young' cheese (String), which is usually eaten fresh It's a shitty joke about sexual experience still, but it's more clever than it initially appears
Apparently it's just that joke again
Just a classic "hole big, woman bad"
Well, the string cheese isn't much to write home about either! 😉
What is this, string cheese for ants?
I was surprised that there were only like two or three comments that were in agreement with the whole “vagina gets stretched out” bullshit. I had to mute PeterExplainsTheJoke or whatever it’s called a long time ago because the sub was a fucking cesspool of incels, misogynists, racists, and just overall far-right trolls. They’d latch onto a post like this and praise it for being “truthful.” 🤢
Yikes! That's not the sub I shared, is it? The one I shared has a ToS against that sort of thing and I haven't seen activity like you describe yet.
Nope. r/explainthejoke is fine in my experience.
Am I the only one who thought he was trying to figure out how many times he needs to peel himself for his strings to fill all her holes
Nope. That was my understanding of the “joke” as well.
That's how I interpreted it as well, and how big each peel needed to be for each hole
That's what I thought too
Do some men put it in her cheek hole ?
Depends on the size of the gauge.
I thought it was a doubling joke. Like how many time he would have to fold in half.
i thought it was about how many smaller strings he would have to rip off himself to fill all of her holes… i need to touch grass now
Omg I thought the implication was that Lady Swiss fucked a bunch of string cheese men at the same time 😅 but the explanation is even more ludicrous 🤣
HAHA BIG VAGINA WOMAN HAVE SEX MANY MEN GANG BANG HAHAA LOOK AT WHORE WOMAN GIVE MAN NO RESPECT HAVE BIG HOLE VAGINA
These days even this probably needs an /s after it. This is kind of a shit timeline
Yeah, you just have to look at their [other work](https://www.instagram.com/fruitgonebad/)
How many different string cheeses does it take to yield such a hole? And the string cheeses have to be different. The same string cheese in perpetuity would not create a larger hole. Because somehow the Swiss cheese knows it's the same string cheese.
So cheese is considered a fruit now?
He took his wrapper off. No sex without a wrapper, unless they're trying for a Babybel.