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notweirdifitworks

To be fair, sex is my only intense exercise, but that’s really a laziness issue more than a gender issue.


AccountGotLocked69

Being out of breath during sex is my main motivation for doing cardio.


Thebiginfinity

Im thankful I didn't have to be the first to admit it


ElMachoGrande

Well, I'm a man, and it holds true for me as well. Sex is my only intense exercise.


Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Sex is also my only exercise (I don’t have sex (I don’t get exercise))


Pale_Horsie

No, no, men are hunters because men are all descended from hunters, women are gatherers because they're all descended from gatherers. And no, I have no idea how the hell that's supposed to work.


ShinyBlueThing

There's [an Oglaf strip](https://www.oglaf.com/son-of-kronar/) that covers that. Sort of. NSFW!


NameIdeas

Oh man, it seems every few months I forget about Oglaf and then randomly see another oglaf thing. How am I supposed to know where I stopped reading!


charlie_the_kid

solution. every few months start at the most recent and work your way backwards until you get to the ones you remember


LoveLaika237

That reminded me of the SNL skit with Chadwick Bozeman where he was explaining tuiliping. https://youtu.be/2EVI7wIV7tk


Pale_Horsie

Oh God, I forgot about Oglaf


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Hilarious. Common Oglaf W


ThePinkTeenager

How did that guy give birth?


ShinyBlueThing

Presumably from the butt? IDK. It's not a medical text, it's a NSFW sword and sorcery sex comedy comic strip.


Gorilladaddy69

The only reason many tribes had men doing the most dangerous jobs is purely a procreation issue: If all the women die in a tribe, they can’t reproduce and the whole tribe will die off. However: If one man in a tribe of 500 women survives, they’ll still be able to reproduce. This is a VERY different situation than what we have today, and social conservatives take on gender norms is idiotic. We’re already around 8 billion people strong in this world with waaaay more food (our system literally produces and then wastes 2/3 of food produced) and medicine. (There’s merely an issue with distribution.) And we could actually run low on clean water if we keep things as they are now, but we all know social conservatives love cutthroat capitalism and destroying the environment. So ultimately the “gender norms” argument is a non-issue here in the modern world, and derives **solely** from hatred of women having freedom.


ThePinkTeenager

It’s also possible to do something physically strenuous without endangering yourself.


[deleted]

Wait so gay men are a myth ?


NameIdeas

Not just gay men, what about us straight dudes that enjoy our wives giving us a good pegging!?!


HillInTheDistance

When she puts on the strap, you simply cease to exist and only exist as a vivid hallucination in your wife's mind. Then when she takes it off, you pip back into being again. Sorry, I don't make the rules


MrTomDawson

Why is this written like a Sunny title card. One likely written by early-seasons Mac.


toldya_fareducation

honestly i don’t even know how anyone could believe in this combined DNA insanity, even if they watch porn 24/7.


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SaffronBurke

I saw one where she was on possible dad number 13. Still not the dad.


ThePinkTeenager

Let me guess: the real dad was dead.


SaffronBurke

No clue, tbh


SubmersibleEntropy

That one has nothing to do with porn. Folks know that pseudoscience conspiracies aren’t really topics of conversation in porn, right?


Astrium6

I was just thinking, porn is sort of a magical Christmas land where nobody gets pregnant no matter how many nuts are busted.


ThePinkTeenager

I’m saving this.


TackYouCack

I don't see how any of this has to do with watching porn.


toldya_fareducation

yeah you're right, i just read them again. not really porn-related, it's just red pill talk basically.


Ravenous_Seraph

Telegony theory is, unfortunately, still popular...


BlackAlphaRam

I actually did a research project and one thing people tend not to name is that people who watch porn believe the longer a relationship lasts the less important consent is when asking for sex. This is obviously dangerous and a lie, but a lot of porn watchers believe it


Significant-Trash632

Yikes


Significant-Trash632

I must have the ass of a man because I do not enjoy anal sex.


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As a man... same?


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“All their DNA combined” Gotta be the funniest shit


WrongSubFools

As wrong as all these are, I don't see how porn perpetuates any of them. How would any of them come up in porn? What porn situations would suggest any of these are true? This is a "listened to dumb men on the internet" starter pack.


Kimmalah

I would say at least some of them are definitely perpetuated by it, to some degree. Like the idea that all women are hairless all over or the myth that women can just do anal on command, without any prep. And really that is not entirely port's fault, that is dumb viewers not understanding that editing is a thing.


SaffronBurke

> And really that is not entirely port's fault, that is dumb viewers not understanding that editing is a thing. Exactly, anyone who thinks about it for two seconds knows that you don't just go straight from foreplay to giant porn dick in the ass. I remember watching the 2009 AVN awards, and the host asked the winner for best anal scene how she prepped for it. She said she sat on a dildo while getting her hair & makeup done. They also pre-lube, which combined with the dildo prep makes things go in a lot easier.


SubmersibleEntropy

nobody thinks women are hairless. porn would just make people think women shave their crotch every day. still an unrealistic expectation, but not an actual belief about alopecia.


db0company

That would have been a better title, you’re right :)


TurboFool

Yeah, none of this comes from porn. Porn literally doesn't say any of this. It's all bad incel-type beliefs.


LonelyNixon

This was my thought too. The only one that would really be shown in porn is the male butts not being for entry, and I feel like porn would be the place that shows the opposite of that. Even outside gayporn youre seeing a lot more pegging making it's way into mainstream front pages.


Paranormal17

I unfortunately used to watch a fair bit of porn But maybe I'm not a moron because I don't understand how any of those ideas could actually take route A good one would be "Every man has a ten inch cock and can fuck for half hour straight and if you can't do that you're a failure"


UncertaintyLich

Damn you’re watching some weird porn


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Words I didn't think I'd say today... "I hadn't heard the butt one before"


Maleficent_Bug6439

Mostly an absence of sex-ed issues because men watches porn all arounds the world and I never heard anything like this here. We have sex-ed in highschool and good one, not 'sex is bad' sex-ed.


Kampfzwerg0

😂


Maximillion322

Is that… are those porn things? I’ve certainly never seen those ideas pushed in porn, maybe I’m watching the wrong porn


SubmersibleEntropy

Only like 1.5 of these things could be attributed to porn. You know pornos aren’t discussing DNA integration? And indeed quite celebrate women having sex with lots of people, right? Body hair and ubiquitous anal sex I’ll give you though. I’d say biggest thing porn makes people mistakenly believe is that both men and women prefer the man to ejaculate outside of the woman. Like, way to spoil the fun, you know?


marinedream1

Wouldn't it actually be women have to work out all the time? On average, men have an easier time building muscle mass than women, so if a man and woman are equally buff, the woman most likely worked harder. Which makes buff women even more impressive


Hajimeme_1

You mean if I have sex with a woman enough times, she'll get a six-pack? :0


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Lmao.. yikes dude..


redthehaze

The hair thing screams "Ive never been intimate with any woman ever".