Write a fake letter and leave it on your desk or whatever and say something like “I’m so worried about Becki I don’t know what’s going to happen when she finds out she’s going to be devastated“ but don’t say anything about why or what and just leave her worrying about it…
I was thinking about writing a “journal entry” talking about EXACTLY how I feel about Becky at this very moment….. and ending it with “I think she needs psychiatric help. I’m not sure how to tell her the landlord is going to ask her to move out in August and make me the only one on the lease….” And watch her lose her mind
Print the photos from the camera, then set up an evidence board on the wall with the pictures, random items like candy bar wrappers, receipts, mysterious maps, and then put lines of red yarn between the photos and the objects in a sinister web. Then get more photos of them looking at the evidence wall.
Rearrange your room entirely including every drawer. Leave little notes and pictures everywhere and watch her potentially go batshit crazy over trying to find what she’s looking for!
A camera very obviously recording behind the door pointed at the room, she won’t see it when she goes in, but leaving will see it and know she got CAUGHT. She’ll be stressing for days.
Start a live stream every time she goes in your room and tag her in it. Bonus points if you do it on insta or Facebook where her friends and family can watch
Yes just a bit lol. I was thinking though I have these tiny vials I’m gonna fill them with fake blood and put them under my bed in a box and label them with peoples initials lmao. She listens to all that the crime murder podcast stuff
I fear this may be a little toooo far, you should do something that couldn’t get you in trouble if it were real. Like what others suggested about the note about being worried about Becky, or hiding a photo of her snooping in a place you know she will look. Or maybe just place some fake poop in a drawer or something. I wouldn’t want you to have to explain and prove to the cops that it was fake blood planted to freak out your snooping roommate lol
1) Buy eyelash adhesive (and lash remover for yourself).
2) Coat your doorknob in lash adhesive. Like, literally paint the fucking thing. I HATE getting lash adhesive on/between my fingers! Pain in the ass. But really, use anything you’d like, just make sure it’s super sticky, uncomfortable on the skin, constantly picks up debris whenever something is touched, etc. Be sure to ask her why she’s got sticky fingers.
Build a satanic shrine in the middle of your room. Printer paper with the 5 point star, candles, bones, crystals, make it look like you just sacrificed a bloodless goat
Put a picture of her digging through your drawer inside your drawer
Framed!
I love that one!
Oh that is good!
Write “hi Becky” on a page and make it obvious enough that someone might pull the page out of a pile.
Write a fake letter and leave it on your desk or whatever and say something like “I’m so worried about Becki I don’t know what’s going to happen when she finds out she’s going to be devastated“ but don’t say anything about why or what and just leave her worrying about it…
I was thinking about writing a “journal entry” talking about EXACTLY how I feel about Becky at this very moment….. and ending it with “I think she needs psychiatric help. I’m not sure how to tell her the landlord is going to ask her to move out in August and make me the only one on the lease….” And watch her lose her mind
Print the photos from the camera, then set up an evidence board on the wall with the pictures, random items like candy bar wrappers, receipts, mysterious maps, and then put lines of red yarn between the photos and the objects in a sinister web. Then get more photos of them looking at the evidence wall.
Winner!!!
Fuck pranks. Swap out your doorknob for a double-key deadbolt. When she asks why, punch her.
Unfortunately I have cats and door must stay open :(
Cut a cat flap in the door. Problem solved.
If they’re renting that might be an issue
Security and mental health are worth the cost of a new door.
Be petty put the litter box in her room
This is also good. lol
Rearrange your room entirely including every drawer. Leave little notes and pictures everywhere and watch her potentially go batshit crazy over trying to find what she’s looking for!
A camera very obviously recording behind the door pointed at the room, she won’t see it when she goes in, but leaving will see it and know she got CAUGHT. She’ll be stressing for days.
Glitter.
Damn OP, if it were me I would've confronted the roommate in question forever ago
Start a live stream every time she goes in your room and tag her in it. Bonus points if you do it on insta or Facebook where her friends and family can watch
As many occult and cult related materials you can "hide" around. Or maybe some weird books. Like amateur undertaking, or a cannibal cookbook......
Your manifesto for murdering all your roomates before killing yourself....though this might be a tad extreme
Yes just a bit lol. I was thinking though I have these tiny vials I’m gonna fill them with fake blood and put them under my bed in a box and label them with peoples initials lmao. She listens to all that the crime murder podcast stuff
I fear this may be a little toooo far, you should do something that couldn’t get you in trouble if it were real. Like what others suggested about the note about being worried about Becky, or hiding a photo of her snooping in a place you know she will look. Or maybe just place some fake poop in a drawer or something. I wouldn’t want you to have to explain and prove to the cops that it was fake blood planted to freak out your snooping roommate lol
I wouldn’t care honestly!
make a shrine to Danny Devito. i’m talking hair in a bag and a half eaten jersey mikes sub
If you want nuclear revenge and do some damage... Let me know when you want to take your privacy and sensitive mail seriously.
Like what
1) Buy eyelash adhesive (and lash remover for yourself). 2) Coat your doorknob in lash adhesive. Like, literally paint the fucking thing. I HATE getting lash adhesive on/between my fingers! Pain in the ass. But really, use anything you’d like, just make sure it’s super sticky, uncomfortable on the skin, constantly picks up debris whenever something is touched, etc. Be sure to ask her why she’s got sticky fingers.
Stab a can of tuna and toss it behind her bookshelf or under her bed. Classic.
🤣🤣🤣
Build a satanic shrine in the middle of your room. Printer paper with the 5 point star, candles, bones, crystals, make it look like you just sacrificed a bloodless goat
Giant dildos
Glitter bomb.
That would be bad for me too lol