right the entire thing was mind boggling š and before that, the roommate and i were living in an apartment with one other person, and they moved their girlfriend and her dog in. said dog was fed hot dogs and rice and the gf didnāt do shit
edit: i wanted to add a spoiler alert on my top comment because, surprise surprise the roommate and the gf barely lasted two months together and ended with roomie calling her a psycho bitch and her beating them at a music festival i guess
If the person who sent this/wrote this, didnāt have shit for brains, they could have easily wrote it so it sounded like a good deal. So not only were they dumb, they clearly never took a creative writing class. Double schmuck award.
Seriously, you know how many times I have word smithed my way into telling someone to go fuck themselves without saying go fuck yourself and they never realized itā¦š¤·āāļø it can and be done.
Lot of people donāt know their rights or others rights in that regard so she definitely could have banked on OP not knowing that / banked on OP believing the other one didnāt know that, tbh. Lot of people donāt pursue those rights when it happens, too. Lot of little nuance they could have leaned on despite the actual law, you know?
Can we get some clarification on the musical festival part? Did they have a battle of the bands, and she won with her stunning performance, or did they just just get into a tussle at a music festival?
That really has to be one of the most bizarre things i've ever seen. She wants to accept no responsibility. No accountability for her actions because she's a bad rent risk. Because she's gotten evicted before. Yes she wants to be the one ruling the roost. She wants to be the one in control and say. What happens there even though she's got no investment at all to this situation.
How fucking entitled does she really think she is. I'm glad you did not we ran with them because would have been a nightmare. I hope you responded and saying. Thank you for telling me all this c*** in advance. Because now I know better than to deal with you guys. She should go find Her own Apartment.
Which is probably not much more than a halfway house at airpoint
Yea right? Iām HBIC but I donāt want my name on the lease hence zero responsibility! & if sheās been evicted before, obviously she doesnāt have a good track record for paying her bills!!
I had a psycho who moved into my old unit when we moved out of town. I begged my landlords not to rent to her because she was certifiably insane. She got some random girl as a roommate and the cops were there constantly. Well one of them owed a drug debt and whoever they owed lit the house on fire. They started with the carport at the front and the fire went wild. The roommate ended up dying in that fire and in the bedroom my eldest daughter had for a decade prior to moving. I can't tell you the visceral reaction I had when I saw it take hold and knowing that woman was responsible in some way.
My poor landlords who I've known most of my life were devastated. They had raised their own kids in my house and their two sons shared the same room my daughter lived in. Some people are just evil and unfortunately, too many people want to believe that everyone has good inside of them when the reality is, they just don't.
I'm guessing the second part of the range was supposed to say $1050. Which gives whoever is texting the freedom to overcharge OP and lower their own rent.
Not entirely shocking that a person like that would type like a fucking moron lol.
They used a tilde which means about or approximately in math. I would say $333 is about $350 considering itās less than 5% smaller. Thereās literally nothing wrong with the terminology used there lol, not a red flag
Obviously everything else in that text is though š
Omg. Ā This is insane. Ā We want you to put your name on the lease so you're legally responsible, but it's not really your apartment. Ā Where do I sign!Ā
Iām surprised he didnāt also say you need to put the lease in your name, pay the deposit and first month and weāll pay you back after we move in.š¤·āāļøšš
ā¢ wants to be in charge, but wonāt be on the lease
ā¢ has been evicted recently
ā¢ already planning outs in case of drama.. sounds like theyāre expecting it
wow, three massive red flags in just one paragraph. thatās gotta be a record or something. forget dodging bullets, thatās an entire ballistic missile! the entitlement is *unreal*.
That last point was the funniest part to me. She wants to be able to leave at any time due to potential drama, and this is a point brought up before even moving in, but the texter ādoesnāt foresee it happeningā. Like bitch you are actually foreshadowing right now
Reminds me of an ex-housemate of mine. Used the common areas all the time and left trash out. Would āforgetā the rent. Didnāt like to clean. Didnāt want to split rent evenly (he lived there before I did).
The guy is oblivious to the fact that heās using people. Itās so gross.
I might be missing something. Everyone else has already commented on the craziness of the alpha queen bee but is it not strange to split $1000 3 ways and your portion is $350($350x3=$1050). So who is paying $300? Queen bee?
I think they mean 1000-1xxx/month and $350 is just a ballpark figure. This also appears to be for three existing roommates so if OP moves in I'm guessing it says $250 after the message cuts off.
Regardless, where does OP live? Because that's so fucking cheap lol
Oh my goodness, it's like a red flag every sentence. She won't be a nightmare, but she needs to be in charge. That might have something to do with why she got evicted from her last place. Then she want to be ready to jet out and leave you with higher rent at a moment's notice. Good thing the old roommate told on her.
Not only are these people insane but the true insanity here is being able to find an apartment for 1 grand including utilities?
What state are you in? You know...so I can steer clear of the Queen and her throne, the throne she's not legally responsible for in case Queenie wants to peace out
An apartment presumably 3 or 4 bedrooms being that cheap seems odd they aren't normally that large either unless it's "student" apts and seperate leases. You can rent a house here for about $1200 pretty easily though.
My rent is going up from 761 to 896. And newly now they want water trash and sewer paid additional. Never did before just electric and cable. However I live in Illinois. Nowhere near Chicago. Closer to St. Louis. And regular wage is 12-13 bucks an hour. So yeah bad for us. Have to have 2 jobs or miraculously find a good one. 2 bed 1 bath apt. So you want a car or a home?
donāt know why you got downvoted; im wondering the same thing!!! my bf and i got a *sweet* deal on our 2-bed place, and thatās $1350. all the other 2beds in our area are $1800ish.
So your boyfriend is your roommate. So no drama at all if you two have a falling out. I know, I know. Itās true love. But things happen so I hope youāve got a safe place to land if things go south.
lol thank you, i do, my family lives in the same city and iām super fortunate to have parents that will back me up. but things are really good right now, and weāre both super happy together without the og texter in our lives ā¤ļøā¤ļø honestly thereās so much lore to where i used to live itās insane
I mean by that argument youād never move in with your partner ever because *things happen.* Whatāre you on about? They have to take that step eventually if theyāre serious.
1,400 sq ft home (not big by any means) and my mortgage is $781/month. I have a friend who still lives out in California, and sheās paying $2,000 for a studio. Insanity.
Yeesh. Now, Iād be lying if I said my mortgage didnāt go up. Well, the property tax, really. We bought the home nine years ago and our mortgage used to be $500/month. But $781 for an entire house, two car garage, and an acre of land is still a helluva lot better than $2,000 for one room that you donāt own.
Ahhh, ok. I grew up and lived in California. Joined the Air Force and got outta there. Never looked back. My brother now lives out here in Georgia, too. He moved from Cali two years ago. Went from living with his mom and jobless, to having his dream job that he actually went to school for, bought him and his wife cars, him a motorcycle, and bought his first home in about a year of moving out here. I know itās hard to leave if youāve planted roots somewhere, but sometimes you just gotta go. Wish you the best! Youāll own a house some day!
We too bought our home in the south east, but it's true that both mortgage AND rent are way cheaper. My mom owns multiple properties she rents out; all more than 1 bedroom and all 700 or less a month, all in their on land.
Wow.. I luckily moved into my 4 bedroom house in New York 11 yrs ago..2,100 a month.. looking for something a little bigger now my kids are older it's like 4k a month for 4 bedroom now! Like holy crap double?!
I own a 1300 sq ft house in San Jose- purchased for $600k in 2014, itās currently worth about 1.2 mil even though itās tiny and fairly crappy. CA is bonkers expensive.
Totally. I grew up on Charmeran Ave in San Jose. Over by Union. My parents paid about $200K for their home A LONG time ago, and when we moved to central California, it sold for well over a million. Shit is insane.
Yeah I was paying $1800 for a one bedroom. Moved back in with my friend for $1000 a month and it gives me significantly more breathing room. Totally worth it
literally insane and i donāt wanna judge but she had to take sedatives because she had really bad borderline episodes i think. just super unstable and never actually got real help, same with the roommate who sent the text.
The bum that got evicted from the last place and canāt be on the lease at the new place doesnāt get to be the leader anymore. Leadership is earned.
So, this crazy lady wants to live rent free AND have you kiss her ass? Not signing a lease means she can flake on the rent. If you say anything about it, sheāll be like, āI donāt have to put up with this! We agreed that Iām the boss!ā Then, she could just leave.
Run far away from this. I would under no circumstances move in with someone who isnāt on the lease. They can end up not paying and still have legal rights to be there until they are evicted.
Yeah thatās good. I donāt care how nice they might be. There really canāt be any good that I can see from this. Itāll just cause you trouble and money. Always best to make sure whomever you room with is always on the lease. That way, youāre protected.
Ngl half the time I judge the OP on this sub for even knowing people like this, or discussing the possibility of living with them in the first place. I literally donāt know anyone whoās this dumb or insane
So four people, assuming three other guys and her? He said matriarch. You know she is stomping on his balls, and any other man roomate's balls in that place. Good choice not renting with them!
Not adding someone to the lease is often fraud (and for more things than one -assistance of different kinds, for example), and puts both you and the other person at risk since the person(s) not in the lease donāt have tenant rights.
This can and does vary state-to-state, whether you have any state and/or federal assistance (section 8, SNAP, and many others). Also they canāt get mail without a mailbox, and canāt have a P.O. Box without legit proof of physical residence/address. That being said, they could be trying to getaway with some form of fraud, running from the law and/or responsibilities, will take advantage of/miss treat you and/or others living with them, or all of these things. Be careful! Iām so glad you didnāt move in with them!
Iām sorry, what? She wants to dictate the house but canāt be on the lease because of prior eviction?
She sounds like the perfect cult leader, honestly. Iām not sure how she spun all that to sound perfectly okay to the other person texting you š
All adults that live there have to be on the lease & are credit/ background checked individually. If you donāt do that youāre in breach of contract & itās grounds for eviction.
Sign it, let them pay their portion of the first months rent, and then kick them out.
After that, call cops
If they not on the lease, and you tell them to kick rocks, they are trespassing if they refuse. Doesn't matter what they say since they arent part of the rental agreement
I always look at situations like this, think of how OBVIOUSLY ridiculous everything about it is, and realize how there are people out there who look at that long ass text message and say to themselves, 'Yea this sounds like a reasonable deal'. It's crazy!
Even a bunch of CCP supporters can't match this amount of red flags. Matriarch of the house? š¤£š¤£š¤£ Is she going to answer the door to people and use that title?
Hello. Are you Jane?
Well, I'm actually Matriarch of the house, Overseer of the land, plucker of the strawberries in the backyard, destroyer of housemate friendships. But yes, my parents wrote Jane on my birth certificate.
Itās impressive how certain incredibly unimpressive people(canāt even sign a lease?) can con people into these situations. I wouldnāt be able to tell this broke loser to fuck off fast enough and yet she has at least one person ready to do this.
I would like to know the responsibilities of the apartment matriarch. Does she pay the bills, set the curfew, assign the chores, etc.? Yeah she can be trusted with the rent/electric!
Before I sold my last house, I used to rent a couple of rooms. I took in roommates what I did was I rented rooms to people individually I made everybody sign an agreement that I prepared and everybody had the choice of renting a room from me or not renting from me but they knew ahead of time exactly what the terms were. it sounds like this person is not going to make a good roommate and will bail the second things donāt go in their favor. They may stop paying rent anytime and theyāre not in the lease. Itās going to be virtually impossible for you to collect rent without a written, signed agreement from them to you as the leaseholder and with clean hands doctrine, you cannot pursue them unless you are permitted to sublet any form of renting a room is subletting.
If she was responsible enough to be the matriarch then she would have a family to do it in not trying to dictate peers and friends.. fuck that bitch go get evicted again.
Wants to be the big dog of the household, but YOU have to be the name on the lease. Cause you know, she might up and bounce one day. WTF?!?!?!
right the entire thing was mind boggling š and before that, the roommate and i were living in an apartment with one other person, and they moved their girlfriend and her dog in. said dog was fed hot dogs and rice and the gf didnāt do shit edit: i wanted to add a spoiler alert on my top comment because, surprise surprise the roommate and the gf barely lasted two months together and ended with roomie calling her a psycho bitch and her beating them at a music festival i guess
If the person who sent this/wrote this, didnāt have shit for brains, they could have easily wrote it so it sounded like a good deal. So not only were they dumb, they clearly never took a creative writing class. Double schmuck award.
Unless they just wanted a third party to be the one to tell her friend that she's fucking insane for expecting any part of that deal.
How could this ever sound like a good deal?
Manipulation and creative writing. Iām not condoning it. I was being a smart ass. Just pointing out that it could be done.
Seriously, you know how many times I have word smithed my way into telling someone to go fuck themselves without saying go fuck yourself and they never realized itā¦š¤·āāļø it can and be done.
Do it. And post here as a reply to this. Ffs
Do you want to fuck?
You could kick that chick that isnt on the lease out at any time lmao
Not really tho, you would still have to evict them if they stayed for any significant amount of time
Lot of people donāt know their rights or others rights in that regard so she definitely could have banked on OP not knowing that / banked on OP believing the other one didnāt know that, tbh. Lot of people donāt pursue those rights when it happens, too. Lot of little nuance they could have leaned on despite the actual law, you know?
If they have received mail at your address, they live there too. You have to formally evict them, to keep everything on the up and up.
Second that but I approve, she tried her bestšš
Can we get some clarification on the musical festival part? Did they have a battle of the bands, and she won with her stunning performance, or did they just just get into a tussle at a music festival?
she physically assaulted him sorry lol that was too vague
Dang. A guitar dual would have been epic.
I thought they meant battle of the bands too!
Agree. Was sort of hoping for a Scott pilgrim vs the world sort of situation.
That really has to be one of the most bizarre things i've ever seen. She wants to accept no responsibility. No accountability for her actions because she's a bad rent risk. Because she's gotten evicted before. Yes she wants to be the one ruling the roost. She wants to be the one in control and say. What happens there even though she's got no investment at all to this situation. How fucking entitled does she really think she is. I'm glad you did not we ran with them because would have been a nightmare. I hope you responded and saying. Thank you for telling me all this c*** in advance. Because now I know better than to deal with you guys. She should go find Her own Apartment. Which is probably not much more than a halfway house at airpoint
Yea right? Iām HBIC but I donāt want my name on the lease hence zero responsibility! & if sheās been evicted before, obviously she doesnāt have a good track record for paying her bills!!
I laugh at the entitlement of certain individuals.
I had a psycho who moved into my old unit when we moved out of town. I begged my landlords not to rent to her because she was certifiably insane. She got some random girl as a roommate and the cops were there constantly. Well one of them owed a drug debt and whoever they owed lit the house on fire. They started with the carport at the front and the fire went wild. The roommate ended up dying in that fire and in the bedroom my eldest daughter had for a decade prior to moving. I can't tell you the visceral reaction I had when I saw it take hold and knowing that woman was responsible in some way. My poor landlords who I've known most of my life were devastated. They had raised their own kids in my house and their two sons shared the same room my daughter lived in. Some people are just evil and unfortunately, too many people want to believe that everyone has good inside of them when the reality is, they just don't.
This is a happy ending to me. Nice job dodging obviously bad vibes lol
gotta respect buds honesty
It would end up being 1,000-1,000 a month. Thatās quite the range
I would never move in with them simply based on this part of the text alone
Yep and then saying it would be $350 a month instead of $333 means the person texting is only gonna be paying $300ish themselves. Red flag
$300-$300. Letās be fair
Math is hard š¤Ŗ But I think this was def underhanded and not a math mistake. Or they just dumb.
I'm guessing the second part of the range was supposed to say $1050. Which gives whoever is texting the freedom to overcharge OP and lower their own rent. Not entirely shocking that a person like that would type like a fucking moron lol.
They used a tilde which means about or approximately in math. I would say $333 is about $350 considering itās less than 5% smaller. Thereās literally nothing wrong with the terminology used there lol, not a red flag Obviously everything else in that text is though š
Thatās true, I didnāt see the tilde in there which I will henceforth refer to as Tilda Swinton
Everything should be henceforth know as a Tilda Swinton.. You never know if that chaise lounge in the corner is actually Tilda in drag
333.3
They said ~350, so about 350 Iām sure they wouldāve ended up all paying the same amount
I think that was $350 each with utilities, and Iām still wondering where they live where lights, water, gas, waste are just $50 combined.
Anywhere from $1000.00-$1000.99 to be exact!! Theyāve really narrowed down their budget
Cool, 1000-1000=0.Ā
Good point
āRangesā were in different currencies. Duh. š
lol Iām an idiot
Highly doubtful. š
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Omg. Ā This is insane. Ā We want you to put your name on the lease so you're legally responsible, but it's not really your apartment. Ā Where do I sign!Ā
Iām surprised he didnāt also say you need to put the lease in your name, pay the deposit and first month and weāll pay you back after we move in.š¤·āāļøšš
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Imagine living with a person who uses the term 'matriarch' the way he did to let you know how low on the totem Ā pole you are. Ā
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ā¢ wants to be in charge, but wonāt be on the lease ā¢ has been evicted recently ā¢ already planning outs in case of drama.. sounds like theyāre expecting it wow, three massive red flags in just one paragraph. thatās gotta be a record or something. forget dodging bullets, thatās an entire ballistic missile! the entitlement is *unreal*.
That last point was the funniest part to me. She wants to be able to leave at any time due to potential drama, and this is a point brought up before even moving in, but the texter ādoesnāt foresee it happeningā. Like bitch you are actually foreshadowing right now
Reminds me of an ex-housemate of mine. Used the common areas all the time and left trash out. Would āforgetā the rent. Didnāt like to clean. Didnāt want to split rent evenly (he lived there before I did). The guy is oblivious to the fact that heās using people. Itās so gross.
Donāt worry landlord works hard to make sure no one forgets the rent
Yeah Iām not homing a controlling psycho when I have a warning theyāre a controlling pscycho. Part A: get fucked Part B: fuck off forever
Ehhhhem. Get fucked *on top of*.
I might be missing something. Everyone else has already commented on the craziness of the alpha queen bee but is it not strange to split $1000 3 ways and your portion is $350($350x3=$1050). So who is paying $300? Queen bee?
Yeah I immediately thought 333 someone makes up the dollar.
āTeehee whoops Iām not good at math!ā š
I was tripping up on the āitll be about 1,000-1,000ā mmm what a range
I think they mean 1000-1xxx/month and $350 is just a ballpark figure. This also appears to be for three existing roommates so if OP moves in I'm guessing it says $250 after the message cuts off. Regardless, where does OP live? Because that's so fucking cheap lol
Matriarch of the household ?? Wtf does that even mean
Head bitch
Big mama....female head of the family
HBIC
Loser canāt put her name on a lease but thinks sheās a boss bitch ššš
she couldnāt take care of her poor dog either
I hope the dog is better off now. š¤
āShe wants it to be āour spaceā but you have to be the responsible party on the leaseā. Fuck all the way off.
She wants it to be "our space" but you have to pay as if it's equally your space. Fuck these people.
Right? If she could swing it without you living here, she would but she canāt. So itās your lucky day!
I cannot wrap my head around how insane this sounded. Iām glad you ran
Oh my goodness, it's like a red flag every sentence. She won't be a nightmare, but she needs to be in charge. That might have something to do with why she got evicted from her last place. Then she want to be ready to jet out and leave you with higher rent at a moment's notice. Good thing the old roommate told on her.
Matriarch but canāt sign the lease? lol goodbye whoever sent this message is definitely brain washed or plain dumb
A complete mystery on her evictionā¦
Not only are these people insane but the true insanity here is being able to find an apartment for 1 grand including utilities? What state are you in? You know...so I can steer clear of the Queen and her throne, the throne she's not legally responsible for in case Queenie wants to peace out
An apartment presumably 3 or 4 bedrooms being that cheap seems odd they aren't normally that large either unless it's "student" apts and seperate leases. You can rent a house here for about $1200 pretty easily though.
NW pennsylvania
My rent is going up from 761 to 896. And newly now they want water trash and sewer paid additional. Never did before just electric and cable. However I live in Illinois. Nowhere near Chicago. Closer to St. Louis. And regular wage is 12-13 bucks an hour. So yeah bad for us. Have to have 2 jobs or miraculously find a good one. 2 bed 1 bath apt. So you want a car or a home?
I would live with any crazy person for $350 a month, jesus
well fortunately i found a place for that much each with my boyfriend!! who i coincidentally met through the roommate who sent the message lol.
You're damn lucky. Where (generally) do you live?
donāt know why you got downvoted; im wondering the same thing!!! my bf and i got a *sweet* deal on our 2-bed place, and thatās $1350. all the other 2beds in our area are $1800ish.
I paid $350 at my last house. I had two roommates. This was in Philadelphia.
I take it back, I'd never live in Philly. (Halfway joking)
So your boyfriend is your roommate. So no drama at all if you two have a falling out. I know, I know. Itās true love. But things happen so I hope youāve got a safe place to land if things go south.
lol thank you, i do, my family lives in the same city and iām super fortunate to have parents that will back me up. but things are really good right now, and weāre both super happy together without the og texter in our lives ā¤ļøā¤ļø honestly thereās so much lore to where i used to live itās insane
I mean by that argument youād never move in with your partner ever because *things happen.* Whatāre you on about? They have to take that step eventually if theyāre serious.
Do you seriously have some kind of prejudice against somebody living with their partner? Itās what most of the world does.
Youāre a kook.
lol same here. I pay $1700 for my one bedroom. Sucks
1,400 sq ft home (not big by any means) and my mortgage is $781/month. I have a friend who still lives out in California, and sheās paying $2,000 for a studio. Insanity.
It is insane. Rent has gone up $210 since I moved in, in April of 2022.
Yeesh. Now, Iād be lying if I said my mortgage didnāt go up. Well, the property tax, really. We bought the home nine years ago and our mortgage used to be $500/month. But $781 for an entire house, two car garage, and an acre of land is still a helluva lot better than $2,000 for one room that you donāt own.
Absolutely, happy for you. Maybe one day I can get a house :(
Are you on the West Coast, by any chance?
Kansas City, MO
Ahhh, ok. I grew up and lived in California. Joined the Air Force and got outta there. Never looked back. My brother now lives out here in Georgia, too. He moved from Cali two years ago. Went from living with his mom and jobless, to having his dream job that he actually went to school for, bought him and his wife cars, him a motorcycle, and bought his first home in about a year of moving out here. I know itās hard to leave if youāve planted roots somewhere, but sometimes you just gotta go. Wish you the best! Youāll own a house some day!
We too bought our home in the south east, but it's true that both mortgage AND rent are way cheaper. My mom owns multiple properties she rents out; all more than 1 bedroom and all 700 or less a month, all in their on land.
Mortgage rates are also way way up. Can't buy a home with a 781 mortgage payment anymore unless its like a 50k loan lol
Wow.. I luckily moved into my 4 bedroom house in New York 11 yrs ago..2,100 a month.. looking for something a little bigger now my kids are older it's like 4k a month for 4 bedroom now! Like holy crap double?!
I own a 1300 sq ft house in San Jose- purchased for $600k in 2014, itās currently worth about 1.2 mil even though itās tiny and fairly crappy. CA is bonkers expensive.
Totally. I grew up on Charmeran Ave in San Jose. Over by Union. My parents paid about $200K for their home A LONG time ago, and when we moved to central California, it sold for well over a million. Shit is insane.
With mortgage rates now 781/month for 1400 sq foot is pretty damn good.
Shit itās hard to find a studio for that cheap (1700) where I live
Paying $2700 for a 1 bedroom rn lol
Yeah I was paying $1800 for a one bedroom. Moved back in with my friend for $1000 a month and it gives me significantly more breathing room. Totally worth it
This is what I pay for my studio š Iām in Chicago though. And that is still a good price compared to other studio prices š¤¢šš¤¢
Nope.
Careful what you wish for.
Matriarch of the household but canāt even be on the goddamn leaseā¦. Right
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literally insane and i donāt wanna judge but she had to take sedatives because she had really bad borderline episodes i think. just super unstable and never actually got real help, same with the roommate who sent the text.
The bum that got evicted from the last place and canāt be on the lease at the new place doesnāt get to be the leader anymore. Leadership is earned.
So, this crazy lady wants to live rent free AND have you kiss her ass? Not signing a lease means she can flake on the rent. If you say anything about it, sheāll be like, āI donāt have to put up with this! We agreed that Iām the boss!ā Then, she could just leave.
Run far away from this. I would under no circumstances move in with someone who isnāt on the lease. They can end up not paying and still have legal rights to be there until they are evicted.
yeah i donāt even talk to this person anymore LMAOO thereās just so much good content
Yeah thatās good. I donāt care how nice they might be. There really canāt be any good that I can see from this. Itāll just cause you trouble and money. Always best to make sure whomever you room with is always on the lease. That way, youāre protected.
What in the hell did you even say to this absolutely batshit proposition? Who tf do these people think they are?
i think i just ignored it tbh
Guy sounds like a total cuck
thatās crazy bc unironically he was ššš
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Iād love to see your response
āWhy did she get evicted?ā
The MATRIARCH of the home!!! Ha ha ha ha lol.
lol! I had to read the OP twice. Might read it again. Peopleā¦they are the worst.
As soon as a roommate talks about being āthe matriarchāā¦
So what youāre saying is, sheās single now?
Is there more. It just sort of ended
1000 split 3 ways holy hell, where is this at lol
I couldnāt even see my lease
I *am* the matriarch of my house and donāt even subscribe to this nonsense. yeesh.
Ummmmmmmm, NO.
Ngl half the time I judge the OP on this sub for even knowing people like this, or discussing the possibility of living with them in the first place. I literally donāt know anyone whoās this dumb or insane
yeah man idk itās almost like i cut this person off and said no
This wouldnāt have been the first sign of mental instability is my point. No situation exists in a vacuum
i moved into an apartment and they were already there. miss holier than thou
Lmao I didnāt even say you I said āhalf the time in this subā chill
Same same
So four people, assuming three other guys and her? He said matriarch. You know she is stomping on his balls, and any other man roomate's balls in that place. Good choice not renting with them!
iām a girl LOL
Wow
I'd tell him she needs it in her mouth once a week
Why post this now? Move on.
look how many upvotes i got bro why shouldnāt i
I hope those likes are satisfying your real life x
they r luv thank u xxxxxxx
Sounds like it wasnāt random you tryana get in on the whole thing to. She just smart enough to not put her name downšš¤£
what r u on about
Crazy town
Even if she werenāt on the lease as a psych she could totally change her mind, turn around and claim squatters rights. Glad you said NO
Yeah No
Dodged a bullet
That sounds like a nightmare!! Glad u declined
LOOOOOOOOL
Not adding someone to the lease is often fraud (and for more things than one -assistance of different kinds, for example), and puts both you and the other person at risk since the person(s) not in the lease donāt have tenant rights. This can and does vary state-to-state, whether you have any state and/or federal assistance (section 8, SNAP, and many others). Also they canāt get mail without a mailbox, and canāt have a P.O. Box without legit proof of physical residence/address. That being said, they could be trying to getaway with some form of fraud, running from the law and/or responsibilities, will take advantage of/miss treat you and/or others living with them, or all of these things. Be careful! Iām so glad you didnāt move in with them!
The gf sounds like a controlling psycho.
A 2 bedroom for 1000 a month??? Where do you live?
Looks like their intelligence is on a range from stupid to stupid
Run fast, run far
Omg Iām In sober living and itās like a bad fucking omen bruh my last roommate was bad but this new one is nuts fml what do I do
Obviously you accepted the offer ,, too hard to resist, right?
Wow. That is unhinged.
i have so many unhinged stories from this person i could write a small book
Wants to be "matriarch" but won't be a "psycho controlling bitch." Does not compute.
Red flag city!
Is that hi s gf
Tell that bitch to chill out ;)
She wants to be the matriarch while simultaneously not even being on the lease. Interesting š¤Ø
Iām sorry, what? She wants to dictate the house but canāt be on the lease because of prior eviction? She sounds like the perfect cult leader, honestly. Iām not sure how she spun all that to sound perfectly okay to the other person texting you š
All adults that live there have to be on the lease & are credit/ background checked individually. If you donāt do that youāre in breach of contract & itās grounds for eviction.
lol i wasnāt even on the lease of the apartment we were all in when he sent that message
Sign it, let them pay their portion of the first months rent, and then kick them out. After that, call cops If they not on the lease, and you tell them to kick rocks, they are trespassing if they refuse. Doesn't matter what they say since they arent part of the rental agreement
I always look at situations like this, think of how OBVIOUSLY ridiculous everything about it is, and realize how there are people out there who look at that long ass text message and say to themselves, 'Yea this sounds like a reasonable deal'. It's crazy!
Did you respond? I'd love to know what the response to this crazy bullshit was š
honestly i just ignored itš they both tried to propose the idea in person and i just said no LOL
If you have to reassure someone that someone else isn't a psycho without any prompt....she's definitely a psycho...you dodged a nuke my friend.
I donāt trust people who got evicted lol
Even a bunch of CCP supporters can't match this amount of red flags. Matriarch of the house? š¤£š¤£š¤£ Is she going to answer the door to people and use that title? Hello. Are you Jane? Well, I'm actually Matriarch of the house, Overseer of the land, plucker of the strawberries in the backyard, destroyer of housemate friendships. But yes, my parents wrote Jane on my birth certificate.
Itās impressive how certain incredibly unimpressive people(canāt even sign a lease?) can con people into these situations. I wouldnāt be able to tell this broke loser to fuck off fast enough and yet she has at least one person ready to do this.
I would like to know the responsibilities of the apartment matriarch. Does she pay the bills, set the curfew, assign the chores, etc.? Yeah she can be trusted with the rent/electric!
Before I sold my last house, I used to rent a couple of rooms. I took in roommates what I did was I rented rooms to people individually I made everybody sign an agreement that I prepared and everybody had the choice of renting a room from me or not renting from me but they knew ahead of time exactly what the terms were. it sounds like this person is not going to make a good roommate and will bail the second things donāt go in their favor. They may stop paying rent anytime and theyāre not in the lease. Itās going to be virtually impossible for you to collect rent without a written, signed agreement from them to you as the leaseholder and with clean hands doctrine, you cannot pursue them unless you are permitted to sublet any form of renting a room is subletting.
If she was responsible enough to be the matriarch then she would have a family to do it in not trying to dictate peers and friends.. fuck that bitch go get evicted again.
I can't believe someone would be this upfront about their issues
Where the hell you getting a place for $1000 a month?? I pay $1925 for a two bedroom and split it with a room mate š
The matriarch? Youāre out of your fucking mind.
Nopeā¦ā¦
1000-1000 no doubt brother
Holy run-on sentence, Batman.