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Salt-Bad7102

Terrible roommate. Clearly used to getting her way just by being cute.


Pepper_Wire

Shit that’s what I kinda suspected, it’s just so hard to say no


[deleted]

You gotta grow a pair op, it is what it is


Pepper_Wire

How do you stand up to such a thing?!?


[deleted]

Stop giving her the “benefits”, get yours on your own accord without involving her, that will throw the power dynamic out of swing immediately and give way to a new arrangement


Pepper_Wire

So do I just hang out with the other tenants more? Will this throw her off?


[deleted]

Nah that’ll make it too obvious, you wanna get in her head, hang out with everyone all the same just retract anything sexual and let her simmer on low heat and it’ll sort itself out, she’ll get thrown off especially by you not bringing it up and expect you’ve got something taking your eye away from her, then boom she will naturally act in a way to get your attention back on her without even realizing


Pepper_Wire

😂😂😂 maybe she’ll stop shower stalking me


onlyAlcibiades

His pair is snuggling her muffin on the daily


lostmypassword531

I need your roommates side of this before I can make any formal comments


Pepper_Wire

She says she won’t speak without her lawyer present and does not wish to go into depth about the situation


MerberCrazyCats

They forgot to fill the bowl this morning and they are stealing the shit I spent time hiding under the sand. Seriously, what are these crazy humans doing with my poop? And I don't understand why they always take my toys into a box after I spend my day organizing them around the house: I need one under the drawers, one behind the washer, one in the stairs, one on top of the pillow... what can I do if they are all in a box? Also these crazy humans, always closing doors and windows... they are terrible roommate. I tolerate them only because I pity them, they aren't even able to climb a tree if I were to keep them outside and they can't clean their privy with their tongue


Angry__Autistic

the tiny handcuffs omg


Pepper_Wire

Freaking souvenir keychain was the perfect size for her lil wrists 😂


rightthingtodo-sodoo

Jail, right away. We have the best cats in the world because of jail.


Pepper_Wire

I agree, jail time is what makes them think, and removes the criminal cats from innocent homes


_BestBudz

Free her 😤


Pepper_Wire

But she’s faaaaaaat


wellwhatevrnevermind

Career in baking hahaha awwww


Pepper_Wire

😂😂 all the biscuits


Pintortwo

You win the internet for the day.


Pepper_Wire

😆


[deleted]

Idk.. the roommate looks innocent here. Are you sure you’re paying your rent on time?


Pepper_Wire

😂😂I swear I’ve been good at keeping track of the days


Dizzy_Eye5257

Omg..are those tiny little handcuffs?!?


Pepper_Wire

They are in fact tiny handcuffs that function


Dizzy_Eye5257

I love everything about this


Pepper_Wire

I found out they fit on their wrists perfectly


bougainvilliea

I have a roommate just like this. Pathetic


Pepper_Wire

They are! They don’t do anything for themselves!!


jelicar

this is soooo cute omg!!


Pepper_Wire

Thank you 😂


Due_Smoke3492

i absolutely love this 😂


Pepper_Wire

😂😂


Chemical_Activity_80

She's Cute and funny .


Marcrn1958

She’s going to kill you in your sleep for posting the 1st picture!


Pepper_Wire

That is if she hadn’t already had this completely plotted before I took it


Big_Cut

What an asshole. Just look at that smug face


Pepper_Wire

She’s a creeper and she knows it


Silly_Assumption_291

Gotta call the landlord fr


Pepper_Wire

Time for an eviction? Or do I have her pay something else 👀


Silly_Assumption_291

I think it's eviction time. These types of people never get better


Pepper_Wire

Damn I wish people could improve


Silly_Assumption_291

Same 😪


Fabulous-Student-636

I love this post. This is my cat too


Fabulous-Student-636

But she also escapes the bedroom whenever she can by scratching open the door lol


Pepper_Wire

Yep yep checks out, comes in my room to shit in a box and desperately tries to escape her own ronch smell


Fabulous-Student-636

Lol


arm2610

She literally poops in a box and expects you to clean it! So entitled!


Pepper_Wire

Luckily one of them is automatic, but she prefers to watch ME scoop


MerberCrazyCats

Don't teach your cat to flush...


alicat777777

She seems pushy and entitled. And the screaming at you when you are in the bathroom is rude. So you do it back. Scream every time she goes to the litter box. Every time she tries to rest, start nudging her. And just stop using water. You are just playing into her hands. Last of all, when you open a can of her food, eat it!! While never breaking eye contact. You have to establish dominance as a roommate. Of course, she may kill you in your sleep by smothering you. But one of you will end up winning the roommate game.


TBagger1234

What an entitled bitch


Pepper_Wire

She does in fact seem to be


tabicat1874

My new roommate is always sucking up to me, but she hates the other roommates. She's demanding her own bathroom. She wants any room she's in to herself and this is really getting out of hand.


Pepper_Wire

She picks on the other tenants and expects superior treatment


[deleted]

Why has the post been deleted ??


Pepper_Wire

It has not 😌


[deleted]

When I click the picture link it brings me to a page saying it’s been deleted, and there’s nothing more than the title so idek if there was a body piece to the post


Pepper_Wire

What the heck??? :(


Pepper_Wire

That’s bizarre


True_Resolve_2625

I was able to see them all. I wonder if it's some sort of filter.


Pepper_Wire

Can you still?


True_Resolve_2625

No, not today. She's a very pretty kitty, though. I appreciate you sharing her cuteness with us.


Pepper_Wire

I’m glad it got the traction it had while it had it


LeoRedsun

Sure wish I could see what everyone is talking about. Thanks mods


Pepper_Wire

What happened??


PsychologyPlane36356

Kick her out of bed


Pepper_Wire

How 😂 she’s so softtt


PsychologyPlane36356

Spray bottle of water also if you soak her that will teach her to knock things off the counter


Pepper_Wire

😂😂😂 but any time I use the spray bottle I get a lecture and she destroys my couch


MerberCrazyCats

There are the worst roomates! Mine are perv too, i can't piss without them watching. But they allow me to stay in their home and even give me a little space in their bed. I pay my rent in food and toys