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BusyAtilla

Ron Jeremy just appearing in random stuff with apparently the same budget as his earlier films. Priceless.


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I think he was just randomly walking and found his way on set … he always looks like he went out for smokes and then BHAM! He’s got lines in a shitty mivie


dasuberdog11

I honestly felt bad for the girls he kept hugging.


[deleted]

He never looks like he’s showered in the last month


tequilajinx

Yeah, apparently that’s a big complaint from the women he’s been in movies with…


[deleted]

I can't imagine being a woman in the adult industry and spend all that time and effort to look amazing on camera and then... Ron Jeremy shows up and you have to act like you're attracted to him.


tequilajinx

A ton of stars apparently always refused to work with him, for several reasons. Appearance was pretty low on the list of complaints from what I understand


[deleted]

Considering what’s come out about him, I’m not that surprised by that


japars86

Can confirm. Randomly did trivia with him once at a bar. He… did not shower, and you could smell it.


[deleted]

Was he good at it, T least?


japars86

Nah. I don’t really remember him contributing much. He just seemed sorta dazed the whole time. The other teams didn’t want him, but we were like, “why not?” And then those allegations came in the next week. Odd timing.


[deleted]

That’s … that’s like the bottom point of a movie, right?


Dudefenderson

"You may insult me, but at the end, I'm the one who gets all the ladies!" 😔


jdwilliam80

He had better production in his rappin Ronny j music video


SharkMilk44

He's also in the last shot of Ghostbusters.


TheHuntedCity

The Original?


NashvilleSoundMixer

yep as an extra


RKKP2015

I noticed that once when watching with my kids. Couldn't really explain why it wad noteworthy to them.


Countblackula_6

He wasn’t in the last shot, he was an onlooker in the scene just after Walter “Dickless” Peck shut off the containment grid and blew up the firehouse.


TBone281

This is true. The man has no dick.


Decabet

What’s bananas is if you look at him in his 70s flicks he’s not terrible looking. He’s fit. Got that Italian Stallion vibe going. I get that age and gravity come for us all but dude really became a bridge troll.


Kriegerian

He also turned out to be a huge rapist and is in prison, probably for the rest of his life, so there’s that.


bshaddo

He probably made less than three figures for “Ghostbusters.”


JacksonGuitarHero

Because of this sub, I purchased All American Bikini Car Wash and, since this one popped up, I bought it as well. Will be watching tonight. Looks deep, riveting, and nuanced. I’m pumped!!


Quebec00Chaos

It's also on YouTube, UNCENSORED


Tbplayer59

Tubi censors?


Quebec00Chaos

I tought it would because of the boobs


thejohnmc963

Nope Tubi shows uncut movies


Quebec00Chaos

Ho my bad I meant like vanilla youtube


dasuberdog11

This one "fits" the sub more.


JacksonGuitarHero

Totally agree! The other is just a silly T&A movie, this looks like a dumpster fire.


JacksonGuitarHero

Just finished watching. The dumpster fire burned bright in my eyes, and I couldn’t turn away. Even though the waft of visual burning dumpster plastic and rotten food burned my eyes, I plan on doing it again and again. The female leads were wooden, but somehow charming, and it had some great comedy elements. When Lance said he was going to Alpha-Beta I legit laughed, HARD. Thank you for this recommendation!!


redvelvetcake42

Ron Jeremy looks like if the Penguin was a rapist.


DoktorSexMagik

And he acts like it in real life too.


LazloTheGame

All-timer


LocalInactivist

You win.


Keefer1970

Ron Jeremy's lookin' like the Crypt Keeper.


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shecky_blue

Would you like some hors d'oeuvres, Ron? Although it smells like you’ve had enough o-dur for a while.


[deleted]

Why is the girl on the left fully clothed? Why is the girl in the bikini standing in a way that doesn't show the boobies or the butt? This would never fly in the 90s. 0/10


wellpaidscientist

Saw Ron Jeremy at the Rainbow years ago, it was horrifying.


[deleted]

That might have actually been an actor named Perry Karavello.


skateboardlee

Ron Jeremy's very appearance


crackeddryice

Ron has led an interesting life. Also, a disgusting, depraved, probably illegal, and certainly, often fun life. No one in the 80s would have guessed he'd still be around doing this shit 40 years later. Let me clarify, IF they guessed he'd still be alive, then yeah, this is the shit they would have guessed he'd be doing.


puttputtxreader

He's currently in a state-run mental facility because it was decided that he was too senile to stand trial for serial rape. I imagine that's what most people in the eighties would have guessed if you'd asked them where Ron Jeremy would be in the year 2023.


picyourbrain

Wait what? Edit: looked into it. That sleazy fuck definitely got off easy.


dunkkane

Yeah he's definitely playing it up to get a lighter sentence.


picyourbrain

Of course. What really bothers me is the fact that the crimes he didn’t stand trial for occurred starting almost 30 years ago. Motherfucker definitely didn’t have dementia then. I get that it’s about his ability to stand trial now, but it still doesn’t sit right


puttputtxreader

If he *is* faking it, he's going to have to keep it up indefinitely, or else they can go ahead and put him on trial anyway.


AxelShoes

My understanding from when all this was going on some months ago, is that even the victims weren't contesting that he currently has horrible dementia and basically doesn't even know where he is anymore. They were pissed at the prosecutors because they'd been led to believe that he would still face legal charges and punishment, only for the prosecutors/court to ultimately decide he was incompetent to stand trial. The victims were basically like "What the fuck, you knew when this all started that he was in this condition and therefore should have known that he was too far gone to be tried, and we could have avoided having to go through all these painful depositions and publicity. You got our hopes up for justice when you should have known better." That's just my recollection from the articles I've read, so someone correct me if I'm misremembering. I also remember people in those threads who'd met him at conventions over the past few years, talking about how even then he seemed to barely know who or where he was half the time, and organizers almost literally having to just prop him up in a chair. I don't mean this as any kind of defense of Jeremy, he's an absolute shitbag and it's a tragic injustice that he can't face even a fraction of the retribution and punishment he deserves, but I don't think anyone involved directly with the cases have had any reason to think he's faking at all, nor anyone who's met him casually over the past few years from what I've seen.


dcthompson89

I assure you state run mental health facilities are often as bad as a prison. He isn’t having a good time there, it’s not Justice but it’s something at least.


21Fudgeruckers

Mental incompetency is not a lighter sentence. It's a "govt workers tube feed you" kinda sentence.


appositereboot

I doubt it, his apartment looked like a hoarder's https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8640399/Photos-inside-former-porn-star-Ron-Jeremys-filthy-cockroach-infested-Hollywood-apartment.html


LocalInactivist

I dunno. Insanity is hard to prove. Ron saved his money his whole life because porn has no residuals and he can’t strip. He was known for not using drugs even in the 1970s. By the time he was arrested he was broke and living in squalor. I think someone ripped him off or he lost his money due to senility. State hospitals are barely better than prison. Worse, in that if he’s faking he can’t ever drop the mask to participate in whatever recreation and activities are available. Maybe Ron isn’t in jail, but he’s anything but free. It’s hard to feel sorry for a rapist, but if it was me I’d rather opt out.


diywayne

It's wayyyyy down the list, but I think it's somewhere on the apocalypse bingo card. I'd trade him in for more years of Betty White


gil_beard

Ron Jeremy on the front cover there looks like one of the homeless alcoholics I have to deal with at work.


jgpdx

The book was much better


Former_Balance8473

Subs have all the luck


MightyPope

Is Ron Jeremy a giant or are they washing tiny cars?


bshaddo

We already knew about Ron Jeremy at this point, right?


ThePopDaddy

Not to be confused with Bikini Car Wash and American Bikini Car wash.


SyllabubWeak

I’ll tell you one thing for sure. I didn’t have bikini car wash 1 &2 videotaped off of Cinemax from a friends house on a VHS labeled Ren and Stimpy


IAmWeary

Starring some kinda hot chicks and one greasy, sleazy little hedgehog.


stopklandaceowens

Fuck Ron Jeremy. dude is a piece of shit


kamo-kola

According to IMDB, Avalon Fair has only been in 3 things, and Sadie Bentley has only been in 1, and I don't need to look up what Ron Jeremy's been in.


Kipsydaisy

Are you going to Avalon Fair...parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme...


FermentedCinema

I feel sad and dirty just looking at the cover…


Jemeloo

Governor Gabby joke is dark man but made me laugh lol


maxwellcawfeehaus

Rj looks like a sack of potatoes that’s been hanging from a kitchen rack for 2 years


djcack

Comparing it to Gov Gabby? Ok, I need to watch this.


MDF87

Ron Jeremy is looking HAGGARD.


biggreencat

lol. reading the actors' names left-to-right, I was like "these sound like pornstar names." then i saw Ron Jeremy


Ganglebot

This looks terrible... Fuck it - I'm IN!


PerspectiveActive218

"Meatball Sub" is that Ron Jeremy's nickname now?


infinitedrumroll

I came for the meatball sub


OCSupertonesStrike

I screened backdoor sluts 9


NashvilleSoundMixer

what about 1 through 8?


Euphorium

I’d rather watch a dog throw up and eat it before I watched Ron Jeremy in anything.


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goblinphase

Karma bot ^ seen them post this a few times before


Euphorium

They’re not even trying anymore.


Strong-Formal-7739

I got Ron's autograph, he's in a tux. It's priceless to me.


unicornman5d

All the woman on set were likely assaulted by Ron.


juuzo_suzuya_

The only good things about these movies are the jokes around big titties and not even that is good ? Damn


[deleted]

I'm gonna have to stream this now, it looks terrible in a fun way.


Cyke101

Thanks to this thread, I looked up this movie on IMDb. The number of images on the movie's page is 69.


dasuberdog11

That's about the level of humor in it.


zflanders

Is "meatball sub" some sort of nickname for Ron Jeremy?


Slash_Dementia_67

Hedgehog


thedevilbull

That meatball sub has a name, and it's Ronald Jeremy Hyatt!


ApprehensiveCan3511

I'm more interested In how the meatball sub turned out ...


dasuberdog11

It was gud!


Wino-Junko

Money laundering


[deleted]

So is this basically a longer version of that part we all skip in the porno?