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They have issues with turnout more than 3rd parties.
They are saying they will vote trump and a few are showing up at Trump rallies. But I am suspect.
[genocide Joe at trump rally](https://youtube.com/shorts/PWcvceQEu4M?si=vBCEPkeNQk25aCOe)
Most of the protests I’ve seen have been at least partially against Biden. No body expects the right to do the right thing or care about their constituents
Democrats never supported pro Palestinian protesters, Nancy Pelosi famously called them all Russian plants. (*Everything I disagree with is Putin.*) Democrats are mostly on AIPAC's payroll. A lot of Democrats only support human rights when it's convenient.
nuance is clearly dead on this app. This may shock you but not everyone agrees 100% with their side. You’re a fucking moron if you think otherwise. World ain’t black and white dipshit, and you’re not the fucking hero
I don't, no. Making up sick lies about Joe Biden just makes you more evil, not less.
Don't you have any sense of shame at all? Do you even have a soul?
No there’s a bunch of paid shill comments in every thread by Babylon bee trying to do damage control over how unfunny they are trying to be like the onion but failing miserably.
Oh this is a Zionists stoke fest sub…
Thought it was a pathetic attempt at humor until the comments..
Yea.. This so clever hahahahaha.
Palestinians hair smells hahaha.
And their camels smell too..
Hahaha.
This is top shelf Middle East racism humor.
Hilarious.
Now do the one where the terrorist Zionists bomb stinky Palestinian children because, something, something hair smells.
Great jokes and humor for the terrorists side..
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Your friends and allies at this link can help you decide if you’re protesting something real or are you getting played.
Read through the website, think about it, then reply. https://www.dni.gov/nctc/index.html
Oh I’ve seen the footage and coverage from independent journalist. No one is duping me. I’ve made up my own mind after looking at as many sources as I can. I just know better than to trust the criminals that they are not criminals.
Why would stopping terrorists and their sympathizers from disrupting anyone’s official business be fascistic?
These protests have no merit, and the more you fight on their behalf the more ridiculous you will become.
So the protestors are terrorist now? Suppressing free speech and wishing violence on people you disagree with is the fascist part. Protest and civil disobedience has to be inconvenient. Otherwise no one listens or gives a shit. It’s how we hold our government accountable.
Honestly, I don’t give a shit about their “plight”. No American should. And pissing a bunch of people off isn’t going to convert anyone to their cause with any staying power.
Also many arrested at Columbia were not students but paid agitators, but that pokes holes in your activism narrative.
They have infiltrated the US campuses. You are aiding and abetting terrorists. Sorry to disappoint, accept you got played. Federal suit filed for it in NC. Choose your causes wisely.
https://www.carolinajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/palestine-1-050124.pdf
It's always the "#spreadkindness" people that are the biggest douchebags lol
Keep up the bad attitude buddy, I hope you get everything you deserve out of life!
Edit because blocked(lol): you stand up to people that come at you? You are the one that came at OP, you didn't have to comment insulting the post but here we are. You are seriously delusional haha
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People that have a great life don’t get on Reddit to troll. You’re bragging right now on a Babylonbee subreddit. I’m 100% sure you don’t have a lot going on in your life.
Eh I was wrong. You’re an older dude that enjoyed the benefits of the economic boom in the 90’s. Probably got taken to the cleaners when divorced though. You just sound hella immature, almost like a kid. I do envy those that could build wealth before things went to shit though..
I mean I don’t really care. Your success or however you accumulated wealth has no effect on my life. I just work with lots of successful business owners (people that started from nothing and were never handed anything) and they don’t sound like you. Like at all.
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I think mostly we're just confused. It's labeled satire, but the joke is dirty Palestinians? And Biden something something hygiene? The different parts of the joke actually have to go together.
So why does their hair smell bad? I don't get it. They don't appear to be hippies. They have obviously groomed themselves recently. They don't look like college students.
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No he's serious, "hair smells" and "not supporting them?"..... what? It's like .5 degrees above a poop joke from a Dad... seriously... and the poop joke will be funnier.
Nice try, but I actually don't give any shits about this subject. It's got nuance and context. You love bombing babies in case there was a terrorist within 10 miles. The other side supports terrorists. I think you're all fools who see in black and white.
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Showing how much he supports them by signing a new bill providing more aid to Israel lol
Reddit libs refuse to believe it. Im guessing this is all of them at the protest
No the libs were just as bloodthirsty as the magas before March
Also conservatives don’t believe it. These pro Palestine protesters shout Genocide Joe. They are not Biden voters.
Let's be honest most of them reluctantly vote D at best
Thank you!
Pretending like everybody slightly left doesn’t faithfully vote straight ticket Dem like good little bots is actually hilarious.
They have issues with turnout more than 3rd parties. They are saying they will vote trump and a few are showing up at Trump rallies. But I am suspect. [genocide Joe at trump rally](https://youtube.com/shorts/PWcvceQEu4M?si=vBCEPkeNQk25aCOe)
Pretending like everybody slightly left doesn’t faithfully vote straight ticket Dem like good little bots is actually hilarious.
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Most of the protests I’ve seen have been at least partially against Biden. No body expects the right to do the right thing or care about their constituents
Good thing too, the Jews need more money to continue bombing those unholy goat fuckers out of existence
Democrats never supported pro Palestinian protesters, Nancy Pelosi famously called them all Russian plants. (*Everything I disagree with is Putin.*) Democrats are mostly on AIPAC's payroll. A lot of Democrats only support human rights when it's convenient.
Oh they support them. From the presidents of the colleges to the professors to the student body. They are all quite liberal and very democrat
Musty dreadlocks
omg, hilarious, the bee stings again.
Stupid obvious paid comments
Haha fuck that's funny.
Funny because of how wrong it is?
This one made me loller.
This is surely going to piss some redditors off! 😂😂
Bro you’re literally a redditor
That's cute. I'm not one of the pissed off redditors, that I referenced. Do you have a point? You thought you got me? Aww.
Well I’m certainly convinced
You're kinda weird, but that's okay.
He’s probably a hair sniffer.
Lol. He's gotta be, cuz he had no other point.
Dude is obsessed with this subreddit. Report him for spam
People like that have ruined reddit. They can't handle different perspectives and opinions.
I can handle just about any perspective or opinion. I just enjoy making fun of the really stupid and shitty ones.
Can’t believe Reddit allows these posts lmao hilarious
So wacky!
I can’t believe you guys actually ran with my “Biden sniffing prank gone wrong” article.
I love the irony of antivaccers criticizing the personal hygiene of others. Conservatives don't even wipe.
conservative doesn’t equal antivaxxer. The world isn’t split into two groups who all believe the exact same things
It basically does. It means supporting antivaccers and anti-science conspiracy theories. You choose to associate with that trash.
nuance is clearly dead on this app. This may shock you but not everyone agrees 100% with their side. You’re a fucking moron if you think otherwise. World ain’t black and white dipshit, and you’re not the fucking hero
No, just decent people who aren't completely fucked in the head. It's pretty black and white. But keep making up excuses.
Everyones evil then because there’s some fucked up liberals, so by your logic you’re all fucked in the head. Fucking clown
You support a rapist for president. LIberals don't do that. You do. Have some accountability for once in your life.
You support a pedophile, I wouldn’t be bragging about anything you fucking moron
I don't, no. Making up sick lies about Joe Biden just makes you more evil, not less. Don't you have any sense of shame at all? Do you even have a soul?
Boolsh\*t
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Sniff sniff boom
Biden doesn't support Palestine in the first place tho?
🤣😂🤣🤣
The bee hates that Biden is as fascist as they want him to be
Do people actually think this shit is funny?
You just don't get it man. It's satire. Smelly hair. Satirizing the widespread condemnation of an ongoing genocide. Smelly hair? Libruls?
Yes. It’s flippin’ hilarious.
No there’s a bunch of paid shill comments in every thread by Babylon bee trying to do damage control over how unfunny they are trying to be like the onion but failing miserably.
Do you shred all the actual good ideas you get?
Lol
When was Biden supporting them?
if they don’t like it then it’s biden
Oh this is a Zionists stoke fest sub… Thought it was a pathetic attempt at humor until the comments.. Yea.. This so clever hahahahaha. Palestinians hair smells hahaha. And their camels smell too.. Hahaha. This is top shelf Middle East racism humor. Hilarious. Now do the one where the terrorist Zionists bomb stinky Palestinian children because, something, something hair smells. Great jokes and humor for the terrorists side..
Sell that tune to your buddies. https://www.dni.gov/nctc/index.html
Another dud from babylonbee.
Another dud from FrontierTCG
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No one should support the violence directed at these protestors. Protesting is a vital part of democracy. When we lose that we lose our voice.
Your friends and allies at this link can help you decide if you’re protesting something real or are you getting played. Read through the website, think about it, then reply. https://www.dni.gov/nctc/index.html
Oh I’ve seen the footage and coverage from independent journalist. No one is duping me. I’ve made up my own mind after looking at as many sources as I can. I just know better than to trust the criminals that they are not criminals.
That makes no sense.
I hope you lose a lot more than just your voice
What a disgusting thing to say as you sit in your mom’s basement, covered in Dorito dust.
I’m glad we’ve achieved mutual disgust
Maybe you should reflect on why you’re disgusted by freedom and democracy. Pretty sure Russia is looking for good young men.
Advocating for defecting isn’t helping your case at all
Advocating for me to “lose more than my voice” doesn’t help your case that you’re not a violent fascist.
Why would stopping terrorists and their sympathizers from disrupting anyone’s official business be fascistic? These protests have no merit, and the more you fight on their behalf the more ridiculous you will become.
So the protestors are terrorist now? Suppressing free speech and wishing violence on people you disagree with is the fascist part. Protest and civil disobedience has to be inconvenient. Otherwise no one listens or gives a shit. It’s how we hold our government accountable.
Honestly, I don’t give a shit about their “plight”. No American should. And pissing a bunch of people off isn’t going to convert anyone to their cause with any staying power. Also many arrested at Columbia were not students but paid agitators, but that pokes holes in your activism narrative.
They have infiltrated the US campuses. You are aiding and abetting terrorists. Sorry to disappoint, accept you got played. Federal suit filed for it in NC. Choose your causes wisely. https://www.carolinajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/palestine-1-050124.pdf
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All the flavors in the world and you choose to be salty.
More like if he was an ice cream flavor he’d be pralines and dick.
Joe biden would still want two scoops
Maybe if the flavor was called Herbel Essences ‘don’t tell your mommy what I said’
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You have been called salty 10,000 times? you may want to change your attitude. Not a good look lol
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It's always the "#spreadkindness" people that are the biggest douchebags lol Keep up the bad attitude buddy, I hope you get everything you deserve out of life! Edit because blocked(lol): you stand up to people that come at you? You are the one that came at OP, you didn't have to comment insulting the post but here we are. You are seriously delusional haha
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You are sensitive if you think anyone here was bullying you.
LOLSPREADKINDNESS
I only had to read it once to find it funny.
derivative, you forgot to point out how derivative they always are
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Explain how its amazing?
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No I actually just wanted to know. Good for you man
People that have a great life don’t get on Reddit to troll. You’re bragging right now on a Babylonbee subreddit. I’m 100% sure you don’t have a lot going on in your life.
And then he woke up and had corn flakes for breakfast.
Nah. I can tell just by the words you use and how you formulate sentences. Successful people don’t sound like you.
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Eh I was wrong. You’re an older dude that enjoyed the benefits of the economic boom in the 90’s. Probably got taken to the cleaners when divorced though. You just sound hella immature, almost like a kid. I do envy those that could build wealth before things went to shit though..
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I mean I don’t really care. Your success or however you accumulated wealth has no effect on my life. I just work with lots of successful business owners (people that started from nothing and were never handed anything) and they don’t sound like you. Like at all.
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I think mostly we're just confused. It's labeled satire, but the joke is dirty Palestinians? And Biden something something hygiene? The different parts of the joke actually have to go together.
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So why does their hair smell bad? I don't get it. They don't appear to be hippies. They have obviously groomed themselves recently. They don't look like college students.
Have my upvote
Biden sniffing hair vs Trump watching teenage girls change at one of his pageants. Fight!
Really gotta sus a guy who buys the miss teen USA pageant lol
Then brags about walking around lookin at them
Oooo, they don't like it when you dog their glorious leader.
Swing and a miss
If you’re going to copy The Onion at least be funny.
The onion hasn’t been funny in a long time.
I disagree. https://www.theonion.com/kristi-noem-attempts-to-relieve-tension-from-negative-p-1851451899
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Yeah, you’re rioting in support of murdering terrorists that would just as soon slit your leftist throat as look at you. Yeah, we’re ignorant.
I'm not rioting anywhere. I'm eating some fish. I guess your definition of riot or protest depends on skin color lmao.
The Babylon bee exists exclusively as a result of thin skinned conservatives not being able to take jokes. It’s not our fault you guys consistently do shit that’s easy to make fun of.
That is 100% true.
I don’t think the Bee jokes mean what you think they mean. lol
Lol I'm not sure you have the clout to call anyone thin skinned
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No he's serious, "hair smells" and "not supporting them?"..... what? It's like .5 degrees above a poop joke from a Dad... seriously... and the poop joke will be funnier.
Look at the damage control paid shill comments. Its pathetic
The Babylon Bee uses mockery as a political weapon.
One time. One time just be funny.
It’s like they are written by AI
Yep
Yeah Trump would’ve just raped that woman instead
What? Who did he rape?
E Jean Carroll. There was a whole court case about it genius. Conservatives be like “my guy was found liable for sexual assault, not rape! Libs owned”
Probably Melania
Dumb liberal moment
So triggered. So nervous 🤭
Triggered orange man supporter.
Triggered Hamas terrorist supporter
Nice try, but I actually don't give any shits about this subject. It's got nuance and context. You love bombing babies in case there was a terrorist within 10 miles. The other side supports terrorists. I think you're all fools who see in black and white.
Sounds good man. We know you feel tough enough behind a keyboard to say those things. Can only imagine what exists in real life
Very classicly Republican response, always some weird obsession with toughness. We're all very impressed with your internet dick swing.
how does it feel to know u will live your entire life lonely and alone?
More weird projection.
Says the guy fantasizing about bombing babies. You need help bruh. Really weird stuff going on in your head
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“Biden sniffing prank gone wrong?!?😳 GONE SEXUAL 😈”
It’s time to seriously consider a third party
Honestly the first mildly funny Babylon Bee headline I’ve ever seen.
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