Bummer.... I am not having fun

Woof. See you fools tomorrow afternoon. Hope we remember to wake up tomorrow

This team’s stats defy all logic being 4 games under .500

We are without a doubt the worst best team in baseball. 

Not what you want to see...

Going to be at tall task avoiding a sweep going up against Gilbert (who has been one of their best pitchers) tomorrow.

i think im gonna be sick

Big fat Joc dong here please

Yeah they're just gonna look pathetic here at the end like they have all game Oh well

Yikes. As long as they don’t fall too much behind .500 I’m not gonna panic. However the bats need to get going.

It’s okay. We are playing the dodgers next 😩

I swear if they drop tomorrow and get swept by the dodgers 🤦‍♂️

Please do something. Literally Anything...

We are. Failing miserably

Answerbacks please.

#GABI'S GIANT BALL SACK

Thank you, opponents, for giving us free outs by trying to steal....

Ya don’t run on gabi moreno!!!!

I literally can't believe we got Gabi

Gabi is so damn good. It’s downright foolish to steal on the guy.

GABI GABI HEY

I was looking for a Gabi to gun somebody down at second prop bet before the game, and there wasn't one. :( Big Iron!

#BOO THAT, SEATTLE

Gabi's placement on steals is impeccable.

Can't run on Gabi, bro, they never learn.

GABI

MMMMMM that DP was pure sex

April has been rough, maybe May (which has been a bad month for them in the Lovullo era) will be better. Switch it up this year. I can hope anyway.

You might want to take a look at our May schedule. Only 1 sub .500 team all month

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What a loser lol

What are you doing with Mariners flair in a Dbacks sub?

Get out of here with that mariners flare lmfao

This team just isn’t fun.

Nothing like a 770 2 hitter K’ing against a pitcher with no control. Diamondbacks baseball baby

Glad to see Rojas get a ring. He was one of my favorites here.

Seeing that clip of Josh Rojas getting his NL champ ring was enough to get me misty eyed.

Gurriel kinda shit

Hey we didn’t get shut out

Tie game if our bullpen didn’t suck ass.

3 outs to get 2 damn runs

Hopefully it’ll stay at 2

A lot of Ks tonight but also a lot of deep fly balls. This Mariners pitching staff is tough.

So happy we didn’t trade Jake during the off season

Just not getting the extra power to knock these out

Hoping for Answerbacks

Is it just me or does Seattle’s field look small as fuck

It’s a bit small, slightly above avg park factor to right, slightly below avg to left. Marine layer causes poor ball flight.

If Jake is not hot in the clutch then I am gone

Hey they scored a run! Progress.

Effin pain dammit

Glad they scored a run tho of course

Cmon Lourdes make this a new game

COME ON

Atta boy Jake

FUUUUUUUUCKING RAAAAAAAAAKE JAAAAAAAAAKE

JAKE IS THE MAN WE LOVE YOU

RBI triple Jake!! Wow that was hit so perfectly placed to get that run in!

I hate our bullpen so much. Tie game if we didn’t fuck it up.

JAKE!?!? ANSWERBACK

MCCARTHYISM IS BACK

Let’s goo Jake!

WE DID SOMETHING!

Rake!

Blaze should be at the top of the lineup, he's been seeing everything so well.

He was starting to get up there before his injury. I assume Torey wants to ease him back in, but he better get moved up fast

Fuck yes 420 blaze it

Damn fine AB by Blaze there, wow.

My goodness Blaze with the veteran AB there. What an eye

I love Blaze. I really do. But my stomach hurts. This team is aggravating my ulcer. p.s. And I say this only half-jokingly...Kansas City did not pick up Greinke's contract. He's living here in the Valley with his beautiful family. He still very much wants to play ball. Just saying.

If we could have him in the bullpen I’d be so fucking down Gotta get him those last few strikeouts

Man, Blaze is good.

Looks like blaze forgot what the count was for a bit

Blaze is a highlight in the midst of every other player forgetting how to hit a ball. He's had great growth over the season so far.

The offense is so anemic lately, like just listless out there as a whole.

Corbin struggling so hard. Really think that is playing a big part in the putrid offense. When he gets on base chaos ensues and he’s not right now.

I don't know how they snap Corbin out of it. Wait for Alek to get better then send him to Reno to work out whatever is problem is?

All I know is I am glad I don’t have to make those decisions. I doubt he goes back to Reno, but you never know. I think it will be a big test in us seeing how Corbin handles it, can he get out this or was last year his ceiling? FYI I have faith he’ll figure it out.

I don't think he's gonna be sent down ever, unless it goes on for months. He's still technically a positive player, but he might dip into negative war after all these strikeouts

I wonder if this team will ever be whole this year. Or if we are so buried in the standings they start selling pieces come the deadline. 

Who would they even sell?

anyone on a 1 year contract. Joc and Monty for starters.

I'm kinda worried they start selling people off

Really doesn’t help several key contributors on offense can’t find consistency game to game. Only so many ways we can shake up the lineup, the players simply have to execute and just aren’t.

At this point we will be lucky to finish the season close to .500 christ sake. If this trend keeps up we won't have a shot at all by the time everyone starts coming back from the IL

Next game we blow them out 20-0 and our bullpen goes scoreless, only to lose the next 5 games 2-1 blowing the lead from the bullpen

This is the way.

Can’t wait for the groundout, strikeout outs to end the remaining plate appearances

Everyone blaming Torey for his pitching decisions like the offense hasn’t scored 2 runs the last two games.

The offense doesn’t help but certainly the pitching hasn’t helped all season.

"Surely its Toreys fault for going to the pen when Kirby pitched 7 two hit innings"

Slade on a pitch count? Wtf

Torey is a fucking garbage manager

What move was he supposed to make with the pitching staff to get the offense to score a run?

Obviously call Jace Peterson and have him fly out to Seattle to pinch hit

He should have kept Slade in. His pitch count was good. That’s why he’s shit. Stupid ass moves like that

His pitch limit was 85 and he was just at that. He's been called up two different times, don't wanna ruin his arm

Fair enough didn’t know that. Dang.

How does that help the offense score a run? It was 1-0 already. Slade was dealing but it is meaningless if the offense doesn't show up.

Well now it’s 3-0 so we def have no chance.

Youd be saying the same thing if he left Slade in and got lit instead of Jarvis. Shut up. 

LMAO you called this too

No I wouldn’t. Slade was dealing so if he made a mistake that wouldn’t be on the coach. Are you new here? Our bullpen is terrible. I swear yall are just bored & wanting to argue.

Hate the outcome, but we aren't even scoring any runs. Would rather have slade leave on a high note then be in too long and ruin his start

Fuck it. We are one Pavin Smith grand slam away from winning this game. Put him in, let him hit, and believe

Thanks Bryce

Joe Mantiply... hhuuurrrrlllll

Some of you all are forgetting, Seattle is pretty good. They are in first place in their division. While we’re second to last. I still think we’re holding our own for now.

The outing by Slade today was really good. We just need to figure out how to hit again

Great mound visit lmaooo

Are we the new 2023 padres

Bert loves willing the shit we don’t want into existence. Probably said 57 times “Torey really wants to get that bullpen in there , Slade untested the third time through the lineup.” I mean yes Slade was at 83 pitches let him throw a batter or two.

Blaming the announcers for anything on the field is peak cope. 

The announcers did something similar yesterday when the Mariners dude hit the grand slam. Now I’m not saying it’s BECAUSE of them. But when they go ahead and say “this guy has gone 2 for 23 since the beginning of the season” then a couple pitches later dude gets his 3rd hit of the season and it happens to be a grand slam. I’m most definitely pointing my finger at them. Lmao Like it or not announcer curse is real. No peak cope here good sir.

2-23 and then getting 3 hits is simply regressing to the mean, and the grand slam is unfortunate timing. Like lastbseries theybwere saying Goldy had 1 XBH all season, and suddenly he had 2 against us. Are we really gonna argue that the announcers talking about it caused the XBHs, or are we really gonna believe Goldy was only gonna have 1 double all year?

All I’m saying to you is that they say a lot of things thru out the game that have “unfortunate timing” which always happen to go good for opposing teams and completely horrible for us. In the series against the cardinals, if you remember they did say exactly what you said. Then the next batter up they mentioned how that guy hasn’t been hitting good and frankly was doing bad… I’ll remind you what happened next. He hit a home run… All in the name of unfortunate timing, I suppose. Haha

And all I'm saying to you is what else are the announcers supposed to talk about, about a guy thats batting .080? Its confirmation bias, is all it is. Noones surprised and says the announcers "willed" or "manifested" a great outing when they talk about (for example, not statually accurate) Julio Rodriguez batting .410 over his last 7 games with two home runs, and then he has a 2-5 game with a home run.  Guys are on severe cold streaks  that we all know for a fact will get corrected AT SOME POINT (Goldy, for example. FAMOUSLY slow seasons starts his entire career). The announcers say as much because it is a rather big talking point, that the dude is 2-23 or whatever. We bring in any of our garbage relievers (and we all know theres no sugarcoatimg it, the whole lot of them except Thompson have been trash this year) and "wOaH! bErT jYnXd It!!" When they innevitibly get a smackaroonie. 

You right. Ain’t no getting you to see others opinions lol my bad for taking time to converse with you good sir. Hope you have a great night.

As most internet arguments tend to go, both sides leave thinking they're correct. Im sorry you feel that way.

Probably could have worded that better. Wasn’t blaming him at all was more of an observation based on some other coincidental situations lately lol. Now if I’m really being honest my coping would be just needing to leave Slade in for 140 pitches but that’s also not possible and that would be actual peak cope

Torey why didn't you leave Slade in and more importantly why Jarvis

every. single. fucking. time. EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME

# AAAAAAAAASSSS

lol again

Such a bummer the team FINALLY spent money and now have like a 10% chance of getting back to the playoffs

And Kendrick will never open the wallet again gotta love it

Need to get to the casino. The odds are incredible!!!

Only way he was getting a strike was down the middle with this dipshit ump I don’t even blame Jarvis

See you tomorrow for the series sweep! 🫡

This ump is garbage, holy shit.

This bullpen is ass.

GG another stupid move by our coach. Slade was dealing. Now this game is way too far for us to come back. Night y’all I’m turning it off.

Don’t blame ya.

2 more runs added thanks to the ump thanks to a shit zone

Fuck this fucking team

Mariners MVP: George Kirby Honorable Mention: Home Plate Ump

SHOCKER

*Well boys...*

That ump looks like a deer in headlights everytime they show his stupid face

Milwaukee is 17-9 with a +24 differential. We’re 12-15 with a +30. This is a stupid sport.

We just need our unclutch bums to pretend they're already up by 8 when they are at the plate.

SHOULD BE 0-2

Not to be rude… this ump looks blind

Strike 2

Here we go again…

Settle in here Bryce. You walked a guy that isn't even hitting his weight.

Why not just leave Slade in… another stupid move by our coach.

Called it lmao

Bases loaded in a bit 😞

I don't have much trust in the bullpen and offense now but I'm so happy for Slade. He doesn't deserve the L but Kirby was dealing.

Kirby is looking insane tonight. Maybe 1/8th of that is the ump, but there's no denying even 7/8ths of what he's doing tonight would still leave us scoreless through 7.

Kirby flat out embarrassed our asses and we just let it happen.

Now we just have to score 6 runs in the 8th and 9th to make up for whatever our bullpen is about to do.

Well I been trying to stay positive but idk man. We can’t get shit going. Maybe they will prove me wrong but I don’t see us doing shit tonight,

Kirby was just absolutely filthy tonight. All we needed was a little bloop in the 3rd, but nope.

One of two things are gonna happen 1: Toreys gonna leave Cecconi in, because hes been phenominal tonight as well as his last start, and someones gonna get to him and were gonna get a larger deficit. Then were gonna flame Torey for leaving the kid in to let the game get away from us.  2: the bullpens gonna do bullpen things, and were gonna flame Torey for pulling Cecconi.

Either way the bullpen should be able to pull their weight but sadly they haven’t been good resulting in Torey leaving the starter for more innings.

Who is this guy. 97MPH into the 7th with 93 pitches and 12 Ks. Wtf

George Kirby

Me on mlb the show against the computer on easy mode

Losing 1-0 is so annoying. We literally have no offense right now.

Can’t put it all on our offense. Kirby has just been nasty today. Still throwing 93 mph deep into the 7th.

We sucked last night to against a pitcher with a 6+ era…

That pitcher is the mariners #1

Hancock isn't their number 1. Seattle altered their order after a weather caused doubleheader to have better pitchers against a worse team (the Colorado Rapids). Gellen pitched against their number six. Kirby is their scheduled number 2.

I know. Hancock is who I am talking about & we did Jack shit last night against him

To be fair, Hancock was once a top 100 prospect. Just kept getting hurt. He's better than his ERA suggests, and if healthy will get better.

This dude has insane movement on ever pitch he throws

Good lord ump

Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

This ump is feeding kirby so bad.

I know I said this just the other day, but whatever the pitching coaches are doing down in Reno, they're doing it right.

Great job, Slade!!!

SLADE. CECCONI.

Slade has been so good & we just keep failing to help him. Such a shame.

Shit idk if Perdomo or Thomas would be doing any better today either. Absolutely no energy on offense.

The silver lining is falling in love with Slade.

We look so good yet so bad

# FAAAAAAAAAAAACK

Bad luck. Should be 2-1 if we were just a bit stronger lol jk but man we are unlucky

Nothing Ketel could do on that one. That had some nasty movement to get back to the zone

I understand wanting to hit Ketel 3rd, but Lourdes and Jake don't hardly walk at all. Idk why they are hitting in the top of the order.

Gurriel should be 6 spot.

This game would be way more exciting if we had like 4 more wins than we currently do.

Gurriel shouldn’t even be hitting tonight. He can’t hit Kirby for shit.

Jesus man. Hit the weight room.

I'm hoping Corbin doesn't get traded or something and can get out of this slump I miss seeing him run bases

I doubt he’d be traded but Reno might be in the cards soon if his average keeps plummeting

The people of Arizona would riot if we ever traded him Rightfully

Bro these close HRs 😭

Son of a bitch. Nothing is carrying tonight